#otherwise I’m dead

[anicyz]

Chapter 7 is at last, posted for Speed Run at Your Own Risk! Please enjoy the excerpt below the cut and maybe check out the entire fic!

Any further discussion cut off as Wild, drenched both from the ocean and the sky, stumbled up to them, seaweed hanging around his shoulders like an especially slimy shawl.

“Guys, you won’t believe this! I found this cool weapon you swing and stuff! Like, it's not really a stabby thing it’s more of a… a… a wham type thing! See you just–!”

Hyrule ducked as Wild’s new weapon soared through the space his head had previously occupied. He jumped back as it came around a second time, “Hey!”

“I could win so many fights with this!”

Next to him, Four started laughing, Hyrule fought a smile until he caught the look in Wild’s eyes as he stuttered momentarily before continuing his ramble.

“It would give me a longer reach! I could just knock 'em all over and, and, ah…”

Continued laughter had the wind slowly falling out of his sails, the light in his eyes flickering. Hyrule considered the feasibility of killing the hero of the four swords without potentially destroying a timeline somewhere. Not that they didn’t toe that line every time they stepped into battle on this quest.

Luckily for Four’s heart and attached body parts, the sodden hero rallied quickly. However, Wild’s solution was to start making dramatic whooshing sounds to drown out Four’s merriment in lieu of saying anything else complimentary about his weapon.

Hyrule sighed and held a hand out to stop the ‘deadliest thing this side of Hyrule’, “I hate to be the bearer of bad news,” He tugged at the wood in his grasp, “But an oar is not exactly a high grade weapon.”

Four took a breath, whipping a tear from his eye, “It’s not made to be a weapon at all, you use it for-”

“Tell that to the Calamity and my nine wooden branches then!”

It was at this point in the conversation that Twilight, Sky, and Wind came into hearing range. “Alright I was going to give you good news, but now I just want to know what nine wooden branches and the Calamity have to do with anything.”

Wild held out his oar, not even a proper oar as it was too short. “I’m going to conquer the world with this.”

“That’s a paddle.”

“We’ve been trying to tell him, Rancher, but he’s invested.”

Sky, it seemed, couldn’t help but root for the underdog in the situation. “With his track record he could probably make it work?”

“Are you asking me or telling me?”

The conviction could only last so long, “Definitely asking.”

“The betrayal,” Wild tucked his only friend to his chest, “Slandered in my own home.”

“You don’t live here.” Four chimed in.

“I can’t believe you’d doubt me and the best weapon I’ve ever held.”

“I’m gonna have to stop you right there.”

#speedrun at your own risk #SRAYOR #linked universe wild #linked unvierse #luwild #I live but only for this right here #otherwise I’m dead #Lu #the paddle is a superior weapon #idk if you can tell but his is my favorite scene from this chapter #aniwrites

[archamion]

Arianne, Aegon and Gerold

My favourite (living) Dornish baddies

#arianne martell #aegon vi targaryen #young griff #gerold dayne #asoiaf #asoiaf art #until grrm releases winds or confirms otherwise i’m gonna pretend aegon is elia’s son #you can pry it from my cold dead hands #my art

[frnkiebby]

he’s so fucking pretty here it hurts~🎃

#just fucking LOOK at him #he’s fucking drop dead gorgeous #no one will ever be able to convince me otherwise #fuckin i’m down so hard for this motherfucker #can i just #i won’t #just a little #f u c k #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #frnkie #mcrmy #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Me: tragic that so much time has passed since official content was made for svsss that the fandom died, now it’s just me and my lonesome

Svsss fandom: stop telling people I’m dead!

Me: sometimes I can still hear it’s voice

#sometimes i can still hear his voice #no I was legit convinced this fandom wasn’t around anymore #the ridiculous amount of notes I have on a handful of my svsss posts says otherwise #I made a post last week that’s up to 500ish and I’m still baffled #I was making posts in the fandom because I genuinely don’t care if a fandoms dead or not when I make posts #it’s all about what I’m enjoying right now #but I was expecting like 5 notes tops guys #NOT FIVE HUNDRED #svsss shitpost #mxtx svsss #svsss #scum villain #scum villian self saving system #scumbag self saving system #scum villain self saving system #scum villain's self saving system #scum villans self saving system #scumbag system #scumbag villain #the scum villain's self saving system #svsss fandom #mxtx novels #mxtx #mxtx fandom #mxtx hell #memes #tumblr memes #meme #funny memes

[stygianheart]

I think one of my “favorite” things is when people misinterpret what it means to be aroace. Watching people so clearly not understand the complexity behind the spectrum of aromatic and asexuality and then proceed to say they “stand with” aroace as an ally is so hilarious to me. Especially when they use this to start bashing on a perfectly fine ship, especially because said ship gets in the way of theirs.

Aroace does not mean no attraction. The plastered poster face for it is people who don’t feel ANY types of attraction, but that does not mean everyone. Aromantic people can date and fall in love. Asexual people can fuck. Aroace people can do both.

Yes, aroace rep IS needed. But we still have it via Luffy—just because Luffy kisses someone (hypothetically) doesn’t mean we just yeeted the aroace label off of him. He is STILL aroace. You know who else is aroace? Bon Clay, for one. Zoro as well. Yet I don’t see people screaming that shipping Zoro with someone completely erases the aroace label, now do I?

Ugh, I’d totally make a whole ass essay about this, but it’s half till midnight. It’s just. Been on my mind for a few hours and I need to say a little shit

#iykyk #zolu #I got so worked up reading that one post lol #as someone who used to not ship zolu because Luffy felt aroace to me I found it hilarious #while also quite insulting #says someone started bashing on a ship that’s done literally nothing wrong #plus they also started bashing on zonami and said it’s because Zoro’s canonically gay #like ??? no??? he isn’t??? #“never explicitly said but heavily implied” is ridiculous really #Zoro is Zoro. he is a fictional character who is up to interpretation until the original creator states otherwise #also the “straightwashing Sanji” comment had me dead I’m sorry #like did we WATCH the same anime/live action? #sanji’s been straight from the start. if anything opla made him less straight with all those soft looks he was giving Luffy #like dudes bi at most #but truly Zoro is so aroace to me #that dude has nothing on his mind but being the best swordsman #booze #and making sure his captain doesn’t die like #seriously. people need to understand that aroace is much more complex than they think it is #oh and yes #we definitely need more non-dating aroace rep

[abovesn4kes]

John Marston hip sway supremacy . do you understand

#I’ll illustrate later #but I hope we all know what I’m talking about #otherwise I’ll enlighten you #he does like a little. hip sway when he’s walking slow or doing the quick draw challenges and it’s the best thing I’ve ever fucking seen #small characteristic but it just makes me love him even more #he’s so darling to me #John Marston #ramblings #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2

[dieanywhereelseart]

played around with a re-design for sissel in mixed media. watercolor, ink, marker, and highlighter. you can fit so many shapes in this dead guy.

#ghost trick #sissel #ghost trick fanart #my art #my blorbos are all so predictable. they gotta be dead or doomed #also yes I gave him sharp teeth no I will not explain myself #tho I Will explain why I gave him a ponytail #I like making hair flowy and I can’t do that with his banana hair #it also feels more natural to me #AND you can make it swoosh like the soul flame thing #other changes- loosened up the tie cause mans died he deserves to let loose a little #popped the collar a bit to give a little more edge to the silhouette and made his shoes timbs instead of loafers #otherwise it’s mostly just changing the shapes slightly. making his shoulders a little less pointy and slimming his face #anyways this isn’t to say Sissel’s original design is bad I’m just reimagining it a bit for my own art

[carrionhearted]

“Yeah I was REALLY deep into the MLP fandom as a kid. There was some fucked up stuff back there, but I don’t think any of it really effected me long term”

*looks at bride of discord*

*looks at my romantic ideations/ taste in men*

*looks in mirror*

… nobody say a fucking word.

#I’m like a genderbent human fluttershy but goth. that’s what the mirror reference is to #speaking of that… shed.mov. looks around at my room decked out in countless bones and otherwise dead things #I blame the MLP fandom for 99% of my issues. that won’t stop me from loving it to this day tho <3 #mlp #mlp fim #mlp g4 #bride of discord #fluttershy #discord mlp

[jinkitsuragi]

hello hello sorry for not updating so long! (i’ve cooled off on the fandom rip, adhd is a cruel mistress and i’m simply her little lapdog.) but that being said i have some noid wips as a fun little exercise! (opensourcing the process so to speak.) i’m not proud of all of these, hence i did not use them and also i’m readmoring, but i think it’s still fun to look at. so feel free to click through.

studies of his face, includes trace. he’s got a childishness to the proportion that’s really difficult to reconcile with the angles.

the above are sketches i did. it was difficult…. but i do like looking at him so no loss here teehee.

anyway bye for now!

#disco elysium #noid #inconsequential nonsense #if mutuals and discord friends want to see original art lmk! ping me! but otherwise i think i’m kinda dead after i finish the noid drawing

[bbreaddog]

The garage door was still open

#personal #funny #mine #I draw things #pets #dogs #okay to reblog #this happened like an hour ago #he is napping FAT in his doggy house rn #in other news: hi I’m sort of half back from the dead #I have read all your messages and will respond in due time #thank you for the love and for understanding <3 #I’ve had my blood taken more times than I’d like in the past 2 weeks #my arms have been swiss cheesified……ough… #so they’ve been very bruised and sore this whole time #today is 2 weeks since hospital! still alive and kickin #and I can use my arms enough to be able to draw this shitty little comic and make myself smile about it #most of my test results have come back normal (to my frustration) #waiting on a holter monitor in the meantime #and searching for new psychiatrists who don’t belittle me for bringing up otherwise valid concerns #spending lots and lots of time with dad and the boy #spending as much time out in the sun as my body allows #doing all the right things… hanging in there… #anyways. this was a really funny interaction and I wanted to share #:-)

[hotdamnitsmoony]

remus lupin who sits by a barely open window with a book in the dorm while it rains. remus lupin who loves to step on the frosted leaves that are scattered across the school grounds. remus lupin who is always absentmindedly humming while he studies. remus lupin who admires his friends animation as they talk when he’s too tired to join the conversation. remus lupin who buries himself in a book or studying when he’s stressed or anxious. remus lupin who begrudgingly joins in when his friends are dancing around the common room. remus lupin who is glad that he gets to have friends but overthinks it at any given moment.

#remus lupin hums and you can’t persuade me otherwise #remus #remus lupin #remus john lupin #remus j lupin #rj lupin #moony #remus lupin headcanon #maybe i’m projecting #remus loves his friends #marauders #marauders era #dead gay wizards #marauders drabble #dead gay wizards from the 70s

[i-have-not-slept]

kevin zegers i’m sorry i juged you so harshly. maybe you really were alec all along.

#he just looks so…..oddly bad in the cob movie in particular #but otherwise i’d get behind him as alec #just the hair and makeup in that movie was questionable m #to be clear kevin zegers is not dead #i just saw a pic of him on instagram and was like #hmmm #maybe i judged you too harshly #i still prefer matt as alec but i’m now seeing the vision behind kevin alec #it could have been great alas alas #alec lightwood #tsc #cassandra clare #kevin zegers #the shadowhunter chronicles

[mermaidlighthouse]

So there are obviously more letters out there and they get increasingly lovelorn and romantic…Stede goes from “I think of you often” to “everyday we spend apart feels like an eternity”…so umm was this letter the LAST one he wrote or are there letters out there that are like somehow more heart wrenching than this????????

#not me trying to think of something more romantic than I love your chin naked or otherwise #I’m not kidding when I say I woke up from a dead sleep thinking about this #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #ed x stede #stede bonnet #the gentleman pirate #edward teach #ed teach #blackbeard #our flag means death #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #ofmd

[softceleste]

The fact I honestly thought I'd pull off playing College Craze and being normal about it, and then less than a week later I've already played it multiple times, made a duel MC au, a Pinterest board, and recreated some of the PopMe pages, is genuinely not lost on me.

#college craze #katie talks ifs and vns #i made psds for new contacts and calls too but didn't really have a use for them in this #also i just bs'd vidtok if it pops up I'll redo those but >.> i think you can tell who my favorite RO is so far okay (it's Pierce) #and then jay shaun ruby and trish also have me by the throat like if Trish has 0 fans I'm dead okay #I've known those characters literally like 4 days and I'd go to bat for all five of them already ok - my beloveds #anyway madeline mostly follows canon (the divergence is Ches exists and Ches is canonly the one fake!dating Shaun for Mad's tuition) #otherwise what the vn throws at Madeline she gets ok and then Ches breaks canon... so much it'd be probably too long for the tags #but this is what i get for being like 'this oc I've been writing for a decade+ would be down so bad for Pierce and Shaun lemme do a #playthrough with her and see what happens' - this happens apparently 😂 listen the vn helped me get through the entire time my mom was #in the hospital (she's home now) so tbh it was a really appreciated distraction <3 #extremely long post #long post #edits:mine #college craze: ches #college craze: madeline #college craze: madeline x jay #college craze: ches x pierce #i had fun with these though like Madeline messaging Ches to ensure she isn’t going to come in and find Jay in the dorm #and Ches being like ‘yeah my vidtok is 100% Pierce’s fault’ yikes I need to sleep I’m excitedly tired rambling #sorry if this post is annoying (and for the lines under the categories breaking future me will fix that in further edits if I post more #those may be relegated to the shit post blog though we’ll see posting oc stuff makes me so anxious ngl) #im just hitting post I’ve been staring at this stressing it like two hours now jfc

[kinokoshoujoart]

uhhhhhhh happy halloween!!! er 😈💕🫣 devil won the poll, so uh. he’s an incubus now. yeah sorry it was out of my hands etc ʅ（u‿u）ʃ

#it’s serving meat medley #i'm also drawing wholesome cute chibis i just. uh. i wanted to post this at dead hours #if he's a devil then he has to be an incubus #it's not just me r-right? #incubi can shapeshift (irc) #the jp says 'once every hundred vears devil’ #rock tumbling (sos) #my art #i am cringe and i am free #suggestive #i feel like the smt incubus + succubus had an unconscious influence on how this turned out. otherwise i can’t explain it #hehehe i made a weird album cover yayayayyyy #thank you felix for help with the pose \(//∇//)\ wuv you #why did i make two different number puns out of rocks name in the same drawing? idk i’m an old lady that’s what we do #i also called it ロッキュバス on twitter… rokku… rokkyubus…heh heh…

[cinnamontoastcrunch-15]

@wolfstarmicrofic prompt: forget

“I wish I could care.”

It came out of nowhere, the two of them sat at a table in Grimmauld Place, sipping tea in silence.

“Hm?” Remus lifted his head, confused.

“I- I wish I could care that I don’t miss you.”

Remus tried to hide the shattering of his heart. He already knew that.

Why did it still hurt?

“I never thought I’d forget how to love you, you know.” Sirius said with a hollow laugh, sending a chill down Remus’ spine.

He had never seen Sirius’ eyes so empty.

#I’m so sorry #I can only write angst at the moment idk why #otherwise I’d be doing long fic stuff #but rn one of them would probably end up dead and I’m not willing to kill them in my long fics #yet #nah jkjk not at all #probably #wolfstar #sirius black #marauders #wolfstar oneshot #remus lupin #remus x sirius #young marauders #moony x padfoot #atyd marauders #marauders oneshot #james potter #marauders era #wolfstar fluff #the marauders #wolfstar drabble #peter pettigrew #lily evans #sirius x remus #wolfstar prompt #wolfstar fanfiction #wolfstar angst