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caemidraws · 2 months
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teaboot · 10 months
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If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:
Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."
If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.
But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."
"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.
The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. They wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"
As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.
"I have powerful wizard magics."
Gets them every time
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cataclysmcrows · 8 months
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big fan of when grief drives characters to do fucked up things that are ultimately pointless and do more harm than good rather than just like. going to therapy
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sunclownsblog · 3 months
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Because my last post about this didn't get much traction, I'll say it in a text post.
There is an upcoming global strike for Palestine. February 18th to the 25th. Talk about Palestine and other injustices, call your representatives and email them, boycott companies and limit spending during the week. Get your grocery shopping in now and only buy essentials during the week, please. Limit interaction on posts other than injustices around the world. If you can, skip work or school, though this is a privilege not everyone has.
Edit: It is 18th-25th not 18th-24th!! If you've already reblogged this, please reblog this version instead, edits don't show on past reblogs
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soaked-doors · 3 months
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“no one is born in this world to be alone!”
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evercelle · 20 days
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snarkspawn · 4 months
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based ofc on this
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themetalhiro · 6 months
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Someone else can deal with that.
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septembersart · 7 days
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fight fight fight fight!!!
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obsob · 6 months
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love and kindness and hope makes the world go round !!
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17yearcicada · 10 months
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whenever i'm not in school i romanticize it so much i'm always like "man i can't wait to write essays again" no you don't are you insane
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pangur-and-grim · 2 months
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waiting for the lady to send me today's kitten photos....
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Jeremiah and Mike’s first conversation in FNAF 2
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a-mimsy-borogove · 11 days
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oh boy I hope my good friend Jonathan Harker has a good trip this year
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wombywoo · 2 months
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retired 🩶
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bethfuller · 9 months
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angel in the city.
find me on instagram!
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