#or gives her puppy eyes

[tending-the-hearth]

thinking about how canonically the pevensie siblings are 13, 12, 10, and 8 in "the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe"

thinking about how lucy needed a stool to be able to get up onto her throne, how peter's sword is a little too large for him, how susan's bow is a little too difficult for her to pull back, how edmund's shield nearly covers his entire body.

thinking about the pevensie siblings and their first few months in narnia, getting to know their new people, and half the narnians sitting there horrified because WHAT have these literal babies been through to give them such traumatized, old eyes, and the other half of the narnians are preparing to adopt them, no it doesn't matter that they're the rules, they're children who are being put in charge of too many things, and if peter looks at the old man council long enough he's going to cry, so someone needs to give him paternal support while aslan is off doing Lion Jesus Stuff™️ and whoops oreius is being nice and encouraging and now he's adopted his kings and queens they're his kids now he doesn't make the rules.

just the narnians and the pevensies being thrown into it together, and just as the pevensies will do anything to protect their new kingdom, the narnians will do anything to protect their rules, because let's be honest, these children have no sense of self-preservation, and are far too overprotective of each other and their people to take into account their own safety, so a lot of battles it's just one of the pevensie siblings running headfirst into danger with oreius running after them because his kids are feral and don't know proper royalty manners and won't threatening old kings from different countries because they're being assholes and the last time one of them tried undermining the queens susan called him a self-righteous asshole and lucy tried to stab him SOMEONE help him corral his children please

#this started off angsty but now i'm giggling #oreius didn't want to adopt the rulers they kind of just... attached to him #and who is he to oppose his kings and queens when lucy gives him her puppy eyes and edmund looks so sad #and peter just needs fatherly advice and susan looks like she could use a good dad hug #he's their adoptive father they make the rules #oreius is trying his best but his four kids are going through puberty and have bonded with every narnian #and it's not like he's opposing lucy's desire to stab rulers who act like they're better than them #but he can't legally encourage regicide #oreius and tumnus trying to corral the pevensies #meanwhile peter's challenging every ruler who tries to make comments about his sisters to a fistfight #edmund's conning the rulers who peter isn't fighting into handing over their kingdom's #susan's verbally destroying half their enemies #and lucy's running around making pacts with nature spirits to haunt the other half of their enemies #i love that canonically lucy is the most feral of the pevensie kids #chronicles of narnia #the lion the witch and the wardrobe #peter pevensie #lucy pevensie #susan pevensie #edmund pevensie #oreius

[galedekarios]

Meeting Tara

#bg3edit #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #tara the tressym #bg3 tav #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #ch: gale dekarios #ch: altonaufein #vg: baldur's gate 3 #series: baldur's gate #gif: mybg3 #alton offending his mother-in-law during their first meeting #anyhow gale and tara give me so much joy tbh from gale hitting her with the puppy eyes #to you just knowing as you play who's in charge here the entire time actually #ch: tara the tressym

[justanotherignot]

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #aylin x isobel #dame aylin #aylin #bg3 aylin #isobel thorm #isobel #bg3 isobel #justanotherignot #shirtless aylin #is aylin giving isobel puppy dog eyes? #giant demigod afraid of making her tiny girlfriend angry #sounds about right

[poison-into-positivity]

while we’re all predicting how Ed and/or Stede will propose, may I submit:

Both Ed and Stede have individually decided they want to do some sort of over-the-top production for the proposal (Stede because he enjoys it, Ed because he knows Stede will enjoy it) and they both, unknowingly, plan it for the same day.

And, I cannot stress this enough, the entire crew needs to be involved.

I want half of them helping Ed plan his proposal and the other half helping Stede. I want Oluwande to try and distract Ed while Stede is setting stuff up, meanwhile Fang and Frenchie are searching high and low for Ed because they need his guidance in how to prepare. I want Pete helping Ed and Lucius helping Stede, but both of them only refer to it as “the proposal” to one another so they falsely believe they’re talking about the same one and everything gets all mixed up. I want Jim and Archie to row to shore to find party supplies and decorations for Ed, and run into Olu and Zheng who are doing the same for Stede, and both pairs are overly suspicious and secretive for no reason. I want every part of Ed’s plan to be somehow undermined or ruined because of Stede’s plan, and vice versa.

I need it to be ridiculous, because that’s them. I need it to be an absolute disaster where neither of them actually gets to ask. I need it to end in a quiet, intimate conversation, and a “of course I’ll marry you, you nut.”

#I don’t think you understand how badly I need this to happen #I also find the idea of zheng begrudgingly helping Stede propose to his bf because olu gives her his best puppy dog eyes very endearing #ofmd #our flag means death #ed teach #edward teach #stede bonnet #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #edstede #text #mine

[holy-moth]

i just think she’s neat <3

#moth draws #the terror #james fitzjames #i can’t help giving her the most puppy eyes

[rebellore]

Dragon games was Apple coming with the thought she was in fact fucking gay and down bad for raven

#ever after high #eah #raven queen #apple white #ever after high books #one sided rapple would honestly be so funny cause of how it worked in canon #apple is just giving i’m in love with you lovesick puppy eyes #and raven is just friend zoning her

[artiststarme]

...You Make Lemonade

A little snippet based on a comment made by @straight4joekeery in my "When Life Gives You Lemons..." post. "Women are like lemons, I love lemons!" I loved it so much, I had no choice but to write an entire fic about it!

~*~*~*~

Everyone knew that Eddie Munson was a weird kid. He had long hair, listened to music that was more screaming than singing, and never bent to fit any mold. So why would he conform to society’s boring sayings when he could make his own? Ever since he was a kid, he’s had a habit of constructing his own phrases and idioms. 

Sometimes it would be something close enough to the original idiom that no one would call him out on it. The phrase, “I’ll burn that bridge when I get to it” has become a common one amongst the boys of Hellfire. He used to say “he’d kill for less” but that seemed a little too brash in light of what occurred over Spring Break what with his murder accusation and innocent teens dying.  

Nevertheless, some of Eddie’s more outlandish sayings had worked their way into everyday speech for the Party. It wasn’t uncommon to hear one of the kids talking about the “devil kicking their kidneys” during physical exertion or mentioning how “neutral, and not even chaotically” people were when they bored them (a reference to Eddie’s least favorite moral alignment in D&D). However, the sayings always seemed stranger coming out of Lucas’ or even Dustin’s mouths than they did Eddie’s. 

The point is, everyone that has ever met Eddie knows that he can say some pretty off-the-wall things. However, Steve had never been privy to the sayings with Eddie’s odd twists until a random weekday afternoon spent getting high in his trailer. It all started because the weather was getting warmer. Eddie was supplying the weed so Steve brought refreshments for the both of them to enjoy. 

“Do you want some lemonade?” He asked him, his hands already passing him a bottle. 

Eddie nodded. “Well, you know what I always say. Men are like lemonade and I like lemonade.”

Then he took the bottle and a long gulp. 

Steve paused for a moment and just stared at Eddie. Was this a big coming out like it had been with Robin in the movie theater bathroom? What had Robin told him to say in this situation?

“Um, thank you for telling me. I’m honored that you trusted me enough to divulge that information about yourself and I accept you.”

Eddie turned to him with barely concealed panic in his eyes but that quickly turned to mirth upon hearing Steve’s reply. “That was the most rehearsed and scripted response I’ve ever heard. How’d you learn that, did you see it in a PSA?”

“No! Ro- my friend told me that’s what sh-they wished someone had said to he-them,” Steve stumbled. Holy shit, he almost outed Robin. That’s like the worst thing you can do to a friend!

Eddie looked at him fondly. “That’s adorable, Stevie. Also, I know about Robin.”

“What?! How do you know about Robin?”

“Birds of a feather, Steve. They flock together,” he commented wisely and took another drag of their shared joint. 

“Oh, that makes sense. That’s probably why I’m friends with you guys. You know, because I’m bi.” 

Immediately, Eddie’s eyes went wide and he took a sharp inhale which caused him to cough uncontrollably. Once his breathing started to return to normal, he choked, “bi?”

Steve nodded sagely, “yeah, bi. As in bisexual. That’s what you call it when you like both guys and girls.”

“I got that,” Eddie said, rolling his eyes dramatically. “Just you? You’re the straightest person I’ve ever met.”

“Hey, don’t insult me! Just because I still like girls doesn’t minimize my attraction to guys. I’m going to tell Robin that you-”

“No, no, no! I’m not judging you, I’m just surprised. But uh, thank you for telling me.” Eddie leaned over the space between them and gave Steve’s shoulder an awkward pat. 

“Okay, what the hell was that?” Steve asked him in the bitchiest tone he could muster. “Give me a hug like a normal person.”

Eddie gave a long-suffering sigh but the grin on his face showed his jest. “If you wanted to get your hands on me, you should’ve just said so.” 

When Wayne walked in on his nephew and Steve Harrington making out on his couch just a few hours later, he couldn’t even say he was surprised. Scarred forever and washing his eyes out with soap? Yes. But not surprised.

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#it takes months for Steve to be able to look Wayne in the eye #The kids are embarrassed that the weird comments Eddie's been saying for months got them together #Robin gives Eddie a shovel talk so brutal that he almost flees the state just to escape her threats #but Steve's puppy eyes make him stay #stranger things #steddie #fanfic #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #uncle wayne

[tulipisnadaxx]

Caroline in to: the man i met back then terrified me!

Also Caroline, terrified:

#make it make sense #the man was giving her actual puppy eyes #what was he gonna do? #ask for pets? #tvdu #vampire diaries #the originals #caroline forbes #klaroline #klaus mikaelson

[lilyharvord]

Mare sure was talking a big game in War Storm about how she didn't care about Cal Tiberias for someone who wouldn't stop looking at him in every situation she could.

You say you're over him, but you just happened to notice that his boots were polished and that he was wearing the new winter collection of the Calore wardrobe? Okay girl whatever you say.

Not to mention she went out of her way twice (2x, otra vez), to tell two powerful people who make important decision that he has to live by the end. Like sure girl, you're over him, we believe you 🙄

#red queen #glass sword #kings cage #war storm #broken throne #post broken throne #mare barrow #cal calore #marecal #listen everyone else knew she would tear the world apart of if anything happened to him #the only person who didn't know that was Mare #and maybe Cal #he was busy being a love sick kicked puppy though #he really was like the puppy that peed on the rug and mare chucked him outside into the rain #and he just sat at the glass door giving her puppy eyes until she literally sighed super loudly and brought him back in #toweled him off and everything #and then let him sleep on the bed that night #like sure girl #you're over him #we believe you #farley rolled her eyes into the back of her head any time they were in a room together

[fluffalpenguin]

bracelet girl day on @arcvmonth is a pretty good reason to post the rinruri comic i drew a few days ago right

(also, rin's hoodie is a ref/continuation to this)

#yugioh arc-v #yugioh arc v #arc-v #arcvmonth #arcvmonth2023 #based off my own experience in sydney #i love rinruri so much #fun fact of the day drawing this worsened the callus on my fourth finger #i think rin had to give up a lot of “normal“ ”girly“ stuff growing up and now that her days of living as a commons is over now #ruri is the best person to help her live a “normal” life i.e. enjoy things because she grew up with that privilege but she's also #experienced a war so she understands where rin's money-scrimping tendencies come from and knows exactly how much to push #this is barely scraping the top of the mountain of thoughts i have about the two of them but this tag list is long enough already oops #yuzu #serena #rin #ruri #swiftshipping #oh also ruri DEFINITELY weaponises those puppy eyes against shun all the time #after this rin goes to shun and says your sister is terrifying and he Understands

[noisy-little-raccoon]

Max: I'll kill you if you say someone that I told you that but... I love you two more than anything, I would do anything for you.

Eleven: Maybe just eat three meals a day...

Lucas: And have a decent sleep schedule.

Max: No.

#elumax #mayhopclair #lumax #elmax #stranger things incorrect quotes #stranger things #max mayfield #lucas sinclair #eleven hopper #I mean she would #just give her a minute #and wait for El to do puppy eyes

[thefanciestborrower]

do you have prey link hc's i am BEGGING spare vore

YEAH here you go! These are mostly gonna be B0TW and T0TK Link since that's who I talk about most on here, but if you want any other version I'd be happy to do that too. Okay so it might actually take Link a second to warm up to being eaten in a friendly manner if I'm being honest because there are. SO many monsters that would love to make him into a proper meal so in his mind it's a bad thing. At least...until it's very firmly established as something affectionate and kind of silly a few of his friends can do. Then once he warms up to it he's an absolute menace. Cannot ever sit still in someone's insides and I mean he absolutely CAN'T. It's impossible he's just too fidgety and can't keep his hands to himself to save his life. That I feel like is true of every Link, but especially our lovely B0TW/T0TK gremlin boy because look at him. Even his idle animations show him constantly stretching, bouncing, and shaking his little hands, so staying still in a stomach really isn't an option. Unless he falls asleep of course which is, a very big probability. Especially if he's bored. Something I think might be a little funny is how easy it would be to startle him by just, grabbing him up. For a normally rather stoic hero it seems very easy to catch him off guard in the games, and I feel like that would very much apply to any time a friend decided to grab him for a snack, even if they hadn't meant to scare him. He'll make the silliest shocked little face before he realizes what happened and chills out. The biggest culprits of just snatching him would probably be Si.don and Dar.uk because, well look at them they're huge.

For Sid.on it's more of an affectionate Z0ra thing I think. It feels like something they would use to transport very young Z0ra still in their tadpole stage if they had to and a lot of fish use mouth brooding anyways to care for their eggs, so it stands to reason that eating someone might be a fairly understood and acceptable thing. Especially looking at all the stuff that happened with Jabu Ja.bu in previous games. Sooo Sid.on has a tendency to eat Link as a way of catching up with his friend after going a while without seeing him, and honestly Link never really minds it. His insides are soft and make a great bed, and they're warm too, so Link honestly just wishes he was given more of a warning sometimes before getting gulped lmao. Dar.uk tho...he was awful about snatching Link up because he thought it was a bit funny. Gor.on eat pretty much exclusively rocks and minerals, so it's possible they might be completely incapable of processing something like a Hyli.an, especially one that's still alive and kicking. Combine that with how much bigger Dar.uk was than Link and....yeah there was really no reason for him not to eat his tiny friend every once in a while lol. Link was pretty fussy about it because he was NEVER given a warning and always grabbed at an inconvenient time, but he never was genuinely mad about it either. Just playfully annoyed and incredibly wiggly. I feel like Link also gets eaten by various monsters he fights like Hinox, Molduga, and other things like that, but it's waaayyyyyy less friendly or fun for either party

#TA-DA here you go anon #sorry I went off on a few tangents about other characters lol I couldn't help it #anyways link is eatable and both his friends and monsters agree on that #I think. if she could shrink him. Z3lda would ALSO eat him lmao #he'd give her puppy eyes until she gave in #soft vore #safe vore #fandom vore #ask #anon ask #uuuu #half size vore #Cause both characters mentioned here are more than big enough to eat link as he is lol

[thunderboltfire]

Nela approaching her LI with kissing intentions

vs Xeddrinth's face when doing the same

#BG3 #doodle #Nela the rogue #Xeddrinth #Nela's effortless roguish charm vs Xeddrinth's powerful case of puppy eyes #BTW Xeddrinth isn't shy #but the way the dialogue tree's constructed gives the uncharacteristically guarded impression for how open and direct Karlach's romance is #I understand why it's the way it is but it makes it look a little funny #buddy I'm pretty sure your heavily touch starved girlfriend who literally lights up when you touch her won't mind a good morning kiss #in case of Astarion such somewhat careful approach to physical affection reads more naturally #thunderboltfire's art #sketch

[snarkylinda]

I let out the most inhuman sound known to mankind.

#sir who the FUCK gave you the rights to be this adorable #criminal minds #spencer reid #please why is he like this #the way you could see Rossi struggling on the background with the tablets but Penny only made the exception with Spencer #love the favoritism of this team cause shit girl me too #she knew he would give her the puppy eyes

[rupphiremoyo]

Yaz: You know I can't say no when you look at me like that.

Sammy: That's why I look at you like that.

#tbh this applies to both of them #like the second one of them gives the other the look™️ #it's gameover #these girls fold immediately #also sammy's puppy dog eyes are deadly #and yaz is too soft and too gay to deny her gf anything #yasammy #yaz x sammy #yasmina fadoula #sammy gutierrez #jwcc #camp cretaceous

[tragicotps]

Asriel Belacqua + his reluctant/smug half-smile appreciation post

Bonus:

#asriel belacqua #lyra belacqua #also #masriel #asriel x marisa #I LOVE EVERY ONE OF THESE SMILES #bottom five are directed at marisa <33 #he's had it with her but at the same time giving her the puppy eyes #the bottom soft smiles <3 #he's so proud of himself for getting in her good graces again #GAhhh #also the similarities with the lyra gif and the fifth one on the left #Im AStounDED #shes her fathers daughter alright #top right is still so funny as well ^^ #mine