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#ooo… ooooo girls who are well meaning but terrible but in love but having the worst time of their lives
kicktwine · 10 months
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Uh I think I missed the OC ask game (and don't know if you're still doing it aha), but I AM super curious about Cherry and Scylla if you have any miscellaneous fun facts about them? No pressure if you're low on spoons, though!
NAWT a problem they are in my brain rotating at high speeds!!! Here are very very miscellaneous fun facts about them
Cherry is five foot ten, but she gets up to six foot four with the raptor feet. She’s also really long and lanky, so she looks like a forest monster with her hair grown out.
Scylla is five foot two.
She also often wears big hiking platform boots so she’s not five foot two. She hates being shorter than the interns.
Cherry’s way of showing affection is by doing acts of service or giving others little trinkets and such. Scylla loves this, bc just because she’s butch DOESNT mean she can’t have many LITTLE TREATS. Usually in the form of nice smelling soaps or fancy foods or what have you.
Scylla. Is a loser. Don’t let the fancy treats and good clothes and practiced introduction fool you. Her way of showing affection is to make a dying goose noise, and then clap you on the back too hard. Maybe, if you are VERY LUCKY, she will hold your hand without getting too embarrassed about ten seconds in. Cherry simply doesn’t notice these things
Cherry tends to be very cheerful and talkative, and Scylla tends to be very quiet and stoic. When they’re stressed out their personalities swap to quiet and chattery!
They are both persistently a lil greasy. From the mechanics. Just a lil grimey
Their company works with automation and robotics as well as public defense and social reconstruction. It’s a bit of an everything, being a post-apocalyptic company town. Is it a government? Uhhhh sure
Scylla sounds like lowrange Kimberly Brooks (kinda like in scooby doo, but not nearly as growly as her jasper voice), Charybdis sounds like Nola Klop’s midrange/Ena (meanie) voice
Charybdis is not her birth name. What is it? I don’t know. Either I’ll come up with an in-universe explanation or it’ll never get expanded upon because it doesn’t matter 👍
Cherry has a super low pain tolerance and also walking the way she does strains her back and thighs. At least Scylla has strong hands if she would stop spluttering and help
Scylla’s favorite holiday is scraps sale day when the trains come by to trade and sell a bunch of nonsense. Cherry’s favorite holiday is Halloween!
Cherry tends to shove things down when she’s mad or upset, because being upset outwardly is not allowed and very rude, in her brain. She doesn’t like the sensation of being mad, either. Scylla will make it known when she’s not happy, and even though she’s aware she’s doing it she can sometimes get carried away being mad before she calms down and it’s fine actually she just had to be mad for a second. Her griping is often meant to be mutual and fun, Cherry doesn’t understand that and gets worried.
Scyl hates horror movies, Cherry likes them. Scylla would rather watch an action film or an old western than a slow creeping psychological horror that has really cool puppets I promise scyl they’re SO cool
Cherry once had a month long obsession with yo-yo tricks so she can do some SICK YO-YO TRICKS. She does not broadcast this it’s a hidden talent of hers.
Scylla’s hidden talent would be animal handling. She can shear a mean sheep and hold a mean chicken.
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myhotel-year · 7 months
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Tonight's Movie: Hostel (I and II)
I.
god there is so much misogyny, badly written female characters who just hate on each other, criminalization of drugs and alcohol, and playing into awful slavic stereotypes. The gore is barely worth it they should have died worse
II
they just added ableism and being mean to ugly people.
no joke you can't tell apart the strippers and the main characters cause they're all exactly the same in both look and temperament
fuck even the girls will call something gay
AND now there's GOLFING it officially has all my least favourite things
i'm starting to recognize different directors' style n stuff, mr Tarantula i am not a fan so far
to be real it's also 2007
and why do they keep getting ambushed by ethnically ambiguous children
i get that everyone in horror movies has to be a villain but GOD WOW
ren faire? with hypnotism????
deadass i could not figure out what the tattoo was of, i thought it was a lil ghostie
ok redeemed the fiddling is really good
reminds me of a Sebastian Stan movie i saw.. FRESH
diversity win! the ugly girl gets a fat guy!
and ugly guy gets his revenge! (he could have saved women from murder cannibalism but she hurt his feelings)
even bitchy girls understand u don't let a homie disappear w someone
how is "person knows ur name before you tell them" a horror trope and how do they always FIGURE IT OUT
if someone remembers my name i am ecstatic, sometimes i can't even remember if i told them already
did they get captured separately by different murderers?
diversity win? the strippers are as good at killing girls as they are guys
ooooo moments of comedy keep horror alive, they really do
why is pole dancing in movies barely anything but irl it's like, a sport level exercise
oh he's gonna bathe in her blood wow
honestly she's p small i don't think she'd have enough blood for a real bath
OOO THERE'S A WOMAN KILLER TOO
love how they keep using gay as a slur but also using negative lesbian stereotypes (mean, specifically to men, overtly sexual towards other women but also mean to them)
how do the fucking kids always get revenge, and why are they so mean???? what have they been through fuck
well. direct answer to. my question.
has stripper girl gone soft? she is helping the target??? or maybe not
love how good w names i am
ok this movie does give good backstory to the first one, and it does feel like a totally different perspective and kind of movie being told from a woman's pov, but also have you ever talked to a real woman
like you get the general shape of "woman" but you've never actually SEEN one in real life
like yeah the concept of human trafficking is scary to everyone, but liiike, you do know that's a real fear for many actual women,,,
it feels like a white man going "isn't slavery scary as a concept, wouldn't that be terrible lmao"
yeah it's normal for a bestie to do a makeover when i'm freshly traumatized and hurt
"we're the normal ones" *does cocaine*
for both movies i've checked how much longer at about an hour (30 mins left) cause i get fuckin bored
there's such a back and forth of are they actually a villain at the very end it's very interesting
nooo i'm not gonna kill you, i'm a good guy! I'm one of the nice ones!!
FUCK
lmao he can't even handle watching her die what a FUCKING CUNT
ha i knew the strong one would end up the wuss and the sad one would be the killer
good doggies
ANOTHER WOMAN IN CHARGE
it's true, the real incels are are the ones that call them incels
woah birthday almost twins, i'm 11/11 she's 12/12
lmao she's got him by the dick, LITERALLY
ok actually that's amazing
diversity win! a girl joins ur gang
I'M NOT KIDDING THE FIDDLING IS SO GOOD
i am even more confused
Mr. Tarantula u do know how to make a movie feel like it ended in the middle so you can make a sequel
the "or is it" of horror
guess i know tomorrow's movie
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midnightmorales · 5 years
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A Trip To Nowhere - Tom Holland
Warning: swearing, you know how Tom is
Word Count: 2K+
Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader
Summary: Since you are the newest member of the Far From Home cast, Tom decides to take you on a road trip, and although he has no idea where you two are going, he knows it’ll be a good way to bond.
This is for @petersshirts‘ 1K Writing Challenge!
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“YES!” you screamed, tossing your phone onto your bed, and jumping up and down. “Ugh, this is the greatest day ever!”
You had just hung up from a call that said that you had gotten the part of the newest MCU character, and you were positively ecstatic. In addition to that, you were going to get to meet a couple of the other members of the cast, which was even more exciting.
You dashed out of your room like lightning and jumped down the stairs two by two to tell your family the good news; and they were almost excited as you. Almost.
“Oh, darling, this is absolutely wonderful!” Your mother beamed, gripping you in a hug so tight that you were finding it a bit of a challenge to just to breathe regularly. “I’m so happy for you, sweetheart!”
“Good job, lil’ sis,” your older brother congratulated you by giving you an affectionate punch on your shoulder. “I’m proud of you.”
“This is 100% the best day of my entire life! And it guess what? It gets better too! I’m going to get to meet some of the other cast members next week!” After only a few seconds, the words you had just said sunk in, along with a terrible feeling of dread. “Oh my god! I’m meeting my favorite celebrities in less than a week! I don’t even have 7 whole days! What am I going to wear, how am I going to act? I barely have any time to prepare! Oh no, I’ll totally embarrass my self, and they’ll all hate my guts! I’ll die of mortification! This is going to be such an utter disaster!”
As eager as you were to meet them all, you quickly realized that you were the only new member of the cast. Everyone else already knew each other, and worked together, but you were a stranger to every last one of them. It would be just as awful being the new kid, at a new school in a new town who had just moved from Nowhere-ville, Idaho to this shiny new place where everybody knew everybody and you knew no one at all. Awkward, embarrassing, and an all around tragic event.
“Honey, it really isn’t that big of a deal, I’m sure it’s not going to be that ba-” your mother started, attempting to calm you down, but you ran back up the stairs before she could finish, and slammed your bedroom door. According to your master plan, you would lock yourself in there until you were calm enough to come out. Or, at least until you were forced to come out to drive down to meet everyone.
Unfortunately, you didn’t calm down fast enough. When the time came for you to meet the cast (or, the few of them who could make room in their schedules to come down), your mom had to pry the door to your bedroom open and lug you out by force.
Yes, you had found something to wear, and yes, you had been rehearsing what you would say to them, and you were sure you were ready, but none of that eased any of the anxiety that had been churning up in your gut.
Nonetheless, you took a deep breath, and reluctantly jumped in the car with your mother (you had your driver’s license, but you were way to nervous to drive, and didn’t trust yourself behind the wheel) to go meet everyone.
“We’re almost there, sweetheart.” you mother told you excitedly as she took a left turn.
“Oh god,” you mumbled, pulling on your hair. “Dear Lord, help me please. I know I’m going to need it.” you wiped down your overly sweaty palms on the skirt of your dress.
“Come on darling, I’m sure it’ll be fine. You’re over thinking it, it’s nothing to be worried about.” your mother reassured you. You nodded, trying your best to hide the sheer panic you were feeling.
“Yeah.” you repeated, even though you didn’t believe it, your voice filled with fear. “It’ll be fine.”
Your mother kissed your cheek and said goodbye before leaving. You sat in a room all alone for 10-15 minutes, until you heard the door open.
You lifted your head, looking up to see none other than Zendaya, Jacob Batalon, Laura Harrier, and Tom Holland enter the room. You shoved your phone into your pocket, and stood to greet them.
“Hi, I’m y/n y/l/n, and it’s so nice to meet you,” You shook everyone’s hand, and you all took your seats.
There was a bit of an awkward silence after that, but Zendaya decided to fill it. “So, y/n, have you been in anything before this?”
You shook your head. “Unless school plays count? I’ve never done anything professional like this before. It’s actually kind of intimidating, if I’m being honest. Is it… you know… alright?”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, it’s super fun.” Jacob assured you. “Yes, it can be a little tiring at times, but trust me, it’s really great, you’ll love it.”
You guys talked to each other for a while, and it was actually a lot less frightening than you had expected. They were all super nice and, as cliche as it sounds, you felt like you had all known each other since forever.
After roughly an hour and 30 minutes, Laura had to leave. “I have a manicure scheduled, but it was really great to meet you y/n!”
“It was good to meet you too, Laura,” You smiled, waving goodbye to one of your new friends. “Bye,”
“Wait, can I come with you? I think I need a touch up,” Zendaya asked, checking out her own nails.
Laura nodded, “Of course you can come! Let’s go. See you guys.” both girls stood up, and left.
After about a half hour more of talking and just generally getting to know each other, Jacob announced that he was hungry and got up, leaving you and Tom alone so that he could go get something to eat.
“And then there were two,” Tom mumbled, causing you to giggle. He smiled back at you. “So I kind of had this idea…”
“What is it?”
“Okay, feel free to say no, you don’t have to come if you don’t want to, but I was thinking… we could go on a road trip or something to, like, bond and shit, since we’re going to be working together and everything.”
“That actually sounds like it would be a lot of fun,” you responded, smiling. He lit up, grinning widely. “I’m in.”
“Okay, cool!” Tom smiled again as he stood up, “How about Saturday?”
“I’m okay with Saturday. I don’t really have anything else to do.”
“Great,” he pulled out his phone, “Here, have my number. Text me your address, and I’ll be there Saturday morning to get you. I’ve got to go, but it was really awesome to meet you, y/n!”
“Bye, Tom! I’ll see you Saturday morning!” you called after him, dialing in your mom’s number so that she could come pick you up.
                                                            * * *
“…and this Saturday, Tom and I are going on a road trip together,” you finished telling your family. “It’s a bonding exercise. Isn’t it super exciting?”
“Ooo, y/n’s got a boyfriend!” your brother teased.
You swatted at him, annoyed. “Hey! Stop it! We’re only friends! I just met him, like, 2 hours ago, quit being a little fucking shit.”
“Y/n, language. And quit it, you two. For the record, I think that it’s absolutely fantastic that your sister’s made some new friends today.” Your mom cut in, signaling you and your brother to stop the arguing. You grinned triumphantly, having won the battle. “But, sweetheart, Saturday is only two days from now…”
“Yeah… and?”
“Don’t you think that that’s a little soon? Are you sure you’re going to be able to get everything ready to go in time? I mean, no offense, darling, but you’re not the most organized person I’ve ever met, and I’m worried it’s going to be a little tough, that’s all.” As soon as your mom finished her sentence, you realized that all the things she was saying were true. You felt all the familiar dread from before you met the cast rush back into you.
“Oh lord,” you muttered, running up the stairs to lock yourself in your bedroom yet again, until Saturday morning came, and you were forced out once more.
                                                         * * *
“Honey, Tom’s here to pick you for your little trip!” your mother called to you. “Come out of your room!”
“Ooooo ooo, y/n’s boyfriend!” your brother yelled. “I’ve got to meet him!”
“No, don’t!” You cried, yanking open your bedroom door and jumping down the stairs after him. “You can’t! Come on, what have I ever done to you?! Please, don’t!”
No matter your protest, or the fact that you were relentlessly chasing him, you older brother was faster than you, and he would never give up the chance to embarrass you in a million years. He reached the door before you, and he pulled it open to find Tom waiting there patiently.
“Hey. I’m y/n’s big brother.” Tom nodded, smiling.
“Hi, I’m Tom.”
“Listen, kid, I’ll cut to the chase.” Your brother said, “Try anything, and I’ll destroy you.”
You shoved your brother out of the way, absolutely mortified. “Okay, that’s lovely, you two have met each other! Let’s go, Tom.”
                                                        * * *
You both hopped into Tom’s car, and he started driving. “So where are we heading?”
“Uh… it’s a surprise,” he told you.
“Okay then. Can we listen to Christmas music?” you loved Christmas. It was your favorite holiday of all time.
“HELL YEAH!”
You two spent the next few minutes belting out the lyrics to “Let it Snow” and “Jingle Bell Rock”, laughing together, and having an all around good time.
“Hey, do you want to go get something to eat?” he asked you. “I’m starting to get a little hungry.”
“Yeah, I guess I could eat. There’s an exit for food right there, up ahead,” You told him. He nodded, turning.
“So what’ll it be? Chick-fil-a, Burger King, or McDonald’s?” Tom asked you.
“Chick-fil-a, of course. They’re the best!”
Tom feigned offense. “But McDonald’s!”
You laughed. “What are we? 10 year olds? They’ve got little figurines in their food!”
“Well guess who’s driving,” Tom remarked with a smirk, pulling into the McDonald’s drive thru.
“Fine,” you laughed and gave in, not that you really had a choice anymore. “We’re getting happy meals, right?”
“Uh, duh!” Tom drove up to the speaker and rolled down the window. “Two happy meals please. Extra everything.” You couldn’t help but snort.
“Your total will be nine dollars, you can pay at the window.”
You got your food, and Tom parked in the parking lot so that you two could dig in.
You checked your phone as you munched on your fries, but the weather app on your phone said you were in… New Jersey?
“Tom!” You exclaimed. “We aren’t in New York anymore! We drove all the way into a different fucking state!”
“What!?!? Lemme see,”
“We’re in New Jersey!” you exclaimed, handing him your phone so that he could see for himself. After looking, he handed you back your phone.
“Shit! I-I guess we should get you home, then, shouldn’t we?” You nodded. “We can eat on the way back,”
By the time you guys got back to New York, it was already dark outside.
“I can walk you to your door?” Tom offered.
“Sure,” you replied, smiling at him.
“Thanks, for this, Tom. Today has been really, really fun. See you soon.” You opened your front door to go into your house and greet your family.
“Wait, y/n!” Tom said. You turned back to face him. “I… I had a lot of fun today too… and I was wondering… I was kind of wondering if maybe you uh… you might want to go out on a date sometime? With me?”
You grinned. Your heart had jumped at least a mile. “Yeah. I’d like that a lot, actually,”
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koalaaquabear · 6 years
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My Long, Mature, Spoiler-Filled, Annoying, Critical, Analytical, Angry 2am Review of MS:WAF... PART 1
Sidenote: I had watched this beforehand, but I watched again to take some notes. Also I got very angry during this, but I actually loved the episode!
-Aww Jess' giggle -OOOOO new blujay studios thingy! -Sidenote: Irene literally plays like ZERO PART IN THIS EPISODE but is somehow in opening scene and is the FUCKING THUMBNAIL bitch you ain't special. -This was the concept art that Jason tweeted! I pay attention, honey. -Change course dumbass! -Agent R you idiot! "They won't shoot yet" Of course they're going to shoot, get into the fucking cabin! Why are you even on the deck? Nobody is manning this boat's controls! -WHAT DID I JUST SAY? THEY. ARE. GOING. TO. SHOOT. -How the hell are they missing every single shot, the fuck? They're like freaking Stormtroopers. -Ah yes, move towards the bullets. -Is Michael Bay on the Blujay team? -Wait, what about the other guy? Is there a crew that you just left behind to drown/burn to a crisp? What the hell is happening? -Okay it is literally impossible that he hasn't been shot, his boat was crossing DIRECTLY THROUGH BULLETS. -Ah yes, boat mechanics. That's how it works. Abso-looney. -YEET -Well, there goes the animation budget. I'm gonna go watch MSS4 Ein vs Aaron fight scene to redeem this. -Also, he was lying on the ground for long enough to get aim and fire. Who the hell did they hire for the Guardian Forces and why are they terrible at their jobs? Almost as terrible as Zack is at being a father oooooo too soon? No, fuck you Zack it's never too soon. Sorry I got emotional, continue. -AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA HIS EARS ARE THE SAME COLOUR AS HIS HAIR AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA also shit he's a werewolf. -He says 'for me?' like really flattered like "Oooo they didn't forget me and my very important suitcase!" -Wait did he say go? It sounded like no..? I'm gonna assume it was go. -AHHHH HE hAS A LITTLE CURLY TAIIIIIL! -Oh shit, this place got ransacked. -Agent R literally just said ransacked :O I read minds. -GF... GF... huh. Ok. I'll play your games, Jess, but just know that I don't like it. -OKAY so the Guardian Forces came in, the gang had to "Fight for our lives to get out", and Garroth has not a scratch on him, and nobody seems to be dead. How plausible is this? Not. Not at all. But, I said I'll play your games Jess... continue... -Actually scratch that the Guardian Forces are terrible at their jobs so the fact that he isn't injured is absolutely plausible. -Evacuated inland? Who's genius idea was that? Probably Derek's. Coward. -The only reason they can't see you, Garroth, is because they literally have their eyes covered by annoying and unnecessary helmets that no army force should be wearing. -Werewolf strength+potion strength=Garroth can singlehandedly kill most of these guys. -Don't worry about the guns, guys, they have no fucking idea how to use them. -Rookie? I mean sure the guy can't even USE A GUN but y'all didn't know that. He could've been quieter, but he was JUST turned into a werewolf and probs can't control his strength. Idk I'm spiraling. -"Kid" because he isn't Guy Fieri. -Landing like that directly on your legs, without being like a trained gymnast, will most likely injure you to the point where you can't run like you are right now. But hey, that's none of my business. -None of the force decided to stay outside to guard it so they couldn't escape? They keep proving my point of being dumbasses. -Ah, a peaceful panoramic to disguise what just happened. -Those things on the poles look like Travis' shirt hahahahahha. -Is that Aphmau? Ah, the camera is now following her, and she is wearing purple. t is Aphmau. -How did they get that photo? -Ooo everyone's trapped! -Searching the island, but still can't recognize this black haired, amber eyed girl with a purple choker on, the same girl in the photo with their main suspect... These fucking imbeciles. -HOW DID THEY GET ALL OF THOSE PHOTOS!? "Acquired photos" That just so happen to be the most SPECIFIC photos. Like if it was passport photos or drivers liscense or social media, like that I could get, but these are literally impossible, especially the close up of Derek. If they were secretly taking photos, they wouldn't be able to get one from that close up. Funny how this random thing makes me upset. -Why are they both southern? Well, why not I guess. -Mysterious alley? Must be getting money for her drug dealer, -Skip Ad. -Why does it say "thanks for watching" before even the halfway mark? I'm somewhat confused by that for some reason. -Not drugs, secret apartment, okie dokes I like this better. -Of course Zane is being a whiny bitch. -"Safety" is a very flexible word, which is all that you need to know about this conversation. Also that this is apparently now The Maze Runner? I don't know either. -The Guardian F? Just call it the G-Force, like that movie with the guinea pigs and that blind mole who are secret agents. That would make for a much funnier video lol. -That was much longer than it needed to be. That convo did not need to be on screen either, but whatever, it was a really cute friendship moment. -DOES HE HAVE A CHAIN ON HIS JEAnS!? -What is that? -Thou may not have lighting. Well, nevermind, turns out they do have lighting. -How does no one know they're here? -That's the worst map ever. -AWWWW LUCINDA'S OUTFIT! -Oh they haven't looked here yet? You're telling me that there is a huge search out for the Lycan family, and they havene't even MADE IT TO THIS AREA YET? -Okay you won me back with Aaron's smile. -Why are they moving systematically? How small is this task force? How big is starlight? I need numbers people! -So they have a fleet around the island, but no more people to storm the island and actually find the people? Get more people then, call in a SWAT team? Is the Guardian Force even a government approved task force? If they aren't, why are they allowed to shut down a HUGE resort? If they are, how come they don't have A) People who can shoot. And B) Enough people to actually search properly for the people they're looking for? So many unanswered questions! -No Aaron. -No! Say no Derek! -THANK YOU! There are so many holes in this plan! -ALrighty Lycans, you need to step back because NEITHER OF THOSE WILL WORK! Moving inland will corner you, Derek, but transporting your entire group will get you caught, Aaron. What you need to do is figure out their patterns. Move systematically, somewhat like they are, and not in one place for too long? You are stuck in the perfect storm, and none of these options will work, but if you think you can just move inland, away from the GF, you are dumb, but you also can't move all together. -New idea, get guns and shoot at them, because no matter what, they can't shoot back. Because they suck. A lot. I'm still salty. -The thing about being fugitives, Aaron, is that YOU HAVE TO RELOCATE EVERY TIME THEY GET CLOSER! -No it is not. -How about you plan ahead Derek? Why are the women not speaking up, Lucinda probably knows her shit. -DEREK YOU ASSHOLE LISTEN TO AT LEAST A BIT OF WHAT YOUR SON IS SAYING~! -They were both wrong, but I probably would have to agree with Aaron? He's right, move too far inland and you'll run out of places to hide. -Finally a casual Kawaii~Chan. -Nobody knows it's you, Aphmau, or you woulda been taken in. -Dammit Garte. -IT DOES GARTE, YOU WERE PART OF THE MICHAEL THING! -YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT NOW, SO SHUT THE HELL UP! -STOP YELLING AT YOUR WIFE, SHE IS RIGHT! -You cannot be a pessimist right now, Garte, it is not the time. Be there for your son instead of bitching about it. -Well, I guess Garte has 0 loyalty for anyone but his family. -You are interrupting, but thank Irene I was about to slap him. -How much money do they have on them? -STOP BITCHING ABOUT EVERYTHING GARTE! -He's so selfish, what the hell! -Green does not accentuate blue, Zianna. -Flirting gets him to shut up! Hazah! -OH MY GOD I SWEAR I OWN THAT OUTFIT! -Oh shit, that is bloody. How come she is injured, but Garroth and most of the others aren't? -Melissa modesty is not needed rn. -Skip Ad. Also JAX! -Is Zane's hair different? -Everyone always forgets that Garroth isn't the only Ro'Meave. -And then the acid kicked in. -Zane Ro'Meave triggered something. -Aww cuties! -That is not sugar, it is 100% cocaine. -Aww that's sweet. -It's called boosting morale, bitches. -"Eh" Does not mean it didn't go too well, it means that the Lycans are dumbasses. -Yeah, and failing miserably. -No gunshot wounds? Who the hell are these people? -"Hun" aww that's cute. -Garroth=best character -ROWANADNSANSNAJD -What is in the case? -The boat defied laws of physics. -That was a cute reunion, now let's ruin it. -Tons of techies, absolutely TERRIBLE strategy. -No they haven't, and even if they did, nothing would happen because MICHAEL YOUR TASK FORCE SUCKS! -Ok ok I get it, so they don't have full access right? Which means that they do not have a warrant. Which means that they aren't legal. Which means that they DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO GOOSE CHASE THROUGH ONE OF THE LARGEST THEME PARKS EVER... right? -Michael actually doesn't care, apparently, about catching the guy who betrayed him, or about the Ultima case. He just holds thousands of people hostage on some islands for fun! -He is right! Don't take this Toby, fite him! -Fucking Cyborg walks in, just casually, just as you do. -Michael, that's not how time works. -What are they doing? What? Huh? -AND END EPISODE. Wow okay.
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sighlizz · 6 years
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3, 4, 7, 8, 17, 20-40
3: Talk about the person you’ve had the most intense romantic feelings for.There have only been two people in my life that I’ve had serious romantic relationships with and fortunately one is still well in my life. The first one, definitely my first love, not really my favorite person or someone I would be friends with now. But I really can’t deny that. And the one still in my life is my current boyfriend, which I love to death. And I never really know how much is too sappy, so I’m constantly under sappy and I’m sorry for that. He’s pretty honest with me when I need him to be, which I appreciate lots, sometimes I think he sugar coats things. He’s one of the cleanest boys I know, which I think is like a huge bonus?! and he always knows how to make me laugh and when to comfort me. He’s my best friend, so what more could I ask for?
4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.I regret everything I ever do? Ha, but one of the things that I don’t think anyone really knows about much, is family. I often times let my (dads side) family walk all over me and talk down on my brother and I. I don’t ever stand up for myself, it’s a love-hate relationship I have with them. For example, my mom couldn’t afford to pay for all of my dads funeral expenses, so my family came in and I wanted my dad to be buried at a specific spot but it was a little bit pricier, and my uncle had come in and told me “beggars can’t be choosers” Long story short, they turned around and decided we were going to have to pay them back for the whole funeral. Which was shitty.
7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.I almost want to say my intelligence? I mean I’ve got quite a few insecurities, but my intelligence is one of the bigger ones that I don’t think many people know about. A lot of my grades after elementary school, I feel like were very unimpressive, and I don’t know if it’s because I don’t try enough or I really am stupid. I’ve been diagnosed with ADD and I have been prescribed for medication in the past and my grades were terrific then, but it also makes me shitty and suicidal so I don’t enjoy taking it and I haven’t been taking it since like my freshman year of high school. But even socially, I feel like I can be saying some nonsense and I’m just completely embarrassed later.
8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.This took me a long time to kind of figure out. But my heritage, it’s not super common, and I really like it when people ask like where I’m from actually. I mean unfortunately both sides of my family don’t clash well together, but I’m able to go to one side and just experience things and go to another side, and both families are immigrants so the traditions are pretty live and well.
17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with. Anyone willing to hand me some money? Show me the finer things in life? lol, on a real note, I feel like I’m friends with everyone I would like to be close to, with an exception of old best friends, but ya know, it’s life.
20: Talk about something that happened in high school.Ooo, girl, I was just with a friend I haven’t seen since high school like a few hours ago and she brought up this story that I forgot. I had just been broken up with this guy I had been with for two years and yikes, well he had milk in his locker/cubbies and like who tf leaves milk all day in their locker? So that was nasty, anyways, I opened up that milk and poured it all over his clothes and books in the BACK of his locker, so he wouldn’t even know and I was in guard and all the girls thought it was funny, so like 3 days later this horrible stench comes and people are trying to figure out like what that nasty smell was, HA ya it was coming from his locker and he had to clean everything out, and oh my gosh, my text books were still in his locker! And I thought those textbooks was owned by the girl he was flirting with so I was about to pour milk onto those books too, but luckily I didn’t cause, um ya haha they were mine actually. Anyways the girls and I laughed, the end.
21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.I feel like I don’t turn people down? It’s probably worst, lol. I’ll give someone a chance, and if I’m not feeling it, I do a 180 and ghost them.
22: Talk about your worst fear.Oh, well I’m religious so like I’m dead serious. Demons, like not even the devil that I’m kinda scared of, it’s like demons from like Insidious the movie. Like with zombies? I could kill myself and I don’t have to deal with them anymore. But demons, oh my, no, they’ve got you.
23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.N/A ?
24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.I don’t think I can really pinpoint anything specifically right now, but anytime a friend comes to me with a problem they have I feel special, I’m terrible at giving advice, but I’m always around to sit and listen and mope with you. And also anytime someone comes to me and just tells me their true feelings about something, knowing that they feel comfortable enough to open up about something, that’s good stuff.
25: Talk about an ex-best friend.This happened recently that she became my ex-best friend. I don’t know I miss her and I still hope the best for her. I’m sure if I reached out and kept bothering her she’ll eventually let me into her life, lol, but I just don’t think that’s a good idea. She’s really pretty and definitely one of the most realistic people I know and honestly, I don’t have a whole lot of girlfriends, so losing one out of the few I already barely had made me devastated.
26: Talk about things you do when you’re sick.I sleep? Don’t do very much because I’m so tired. And I’m not sick very often either, but when I do, I’ll probably do 3 gulps of NyQuil, no more, no less. Definitely not the amount recommended but I sleep more and that’s all I care about.
27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else’s body.Hmm, I love a good nose. Noses are probably my favorite, I love the tip of the nose, the cartilage part, it’s a good part. I also really like fingernails. I think those two specifically are my favorite because I don’t like my own nose and fingernails.
28: Talk about your fetishes.If you’re able to find my BDSM test scores, I feel like those are all still pretty relevant. The only new thing is I’m a slight masochist.
29: Talk about what turns you on.I’m a slut for people who text back fast. Anytime someones got Old Spice deodorant, like my sense of smell isn’t great, but I can pinpoint who’s wearing it and I love it. I guess just caring about my safety should be a basic one, but ya I like that. Complimenting me, that’s basic, I don’t know these are all basic. I am a basic girl, feed me and touch my hair and I’m in love. Maybe it’s little things I like, are these little things? I feel like these aren’t very high standards lol.
30: Talk about what turns you off.If you don’t keep up with basic hygiene and if you don’t care how you appear to other people, then we’re going to have a problem. If you’re inconsiderate and have no manners, like dinner table wise especially, eek. If we’re texting and you make me wait for long periods of time (talking about hours, lol minutes is pushing it, but I guess I gotta be realistic) then Imma drop you.
31: Talk about what you think death is like.I would like to think there’s a heaven. Everyone is happy and dandy and those who deserve not to be there, ya. They’re not there, heh heh. But I guess my faith is not all that stable, because otherwise, I think it’s just cold and dark.
32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.Hmm, well I lived in southern California for the most of my life, but when I was younger my cousins had this house up in central California and basically a farm. Cows, chickens, goats, dogs the whole thing and before I started high school, I would go there every summer and like just run around and that was fun.
33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.Ooooo, listen to sad boi music. Cry more. And it’s a good time. If it’s really bad, then I’ll call up a friend and have them just keep me company, but by the time they get to me I stop crying because I hate crying around people, and they’ll ask me what’s wrong and I’ll try to avoid the question and act like nothing has happened and we’ll eventually talk then they leave, and I cry again. It’s a routine I have.
34: Talk about the worst physical pain you’ve endured.Once in middle school, I got some sort of kissing disease or I was sharing too many of my drinks and I got this gnarly infection in my mouth. I couldn’t eat or swallow so I basically starved myself. Eating caused me an enormous amount pain and starving wasn’t any better. So I lost a quite a bit of weight, and at one point I thought I was going to die. lol
35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.PROCASTINATiNG. BEING LAZY. Cracking my knuckles, shaking my leg when I’m nervous, turning red when I’m embarrassed. I wish I wasn’t so petty, that I was just nicer. I want to stop judging people, the last two things I really try working on, but I’ve still got some=progress to do.
36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.Oof, I love looking at myself. I love picking at my own skin too, it’s really unnecessary but I enjoy it (and if I’m virtually spotless, then I attack my brother, a gold mine for me)
37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.Omg. Middle school. I don’t know. We’re all stupid then. I’m glad none of my current friends were close to me, Jesus. I don’t know??? I said I love you to the guy??? UGH. dumb and gross.
38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.Fuqboi - Kelsey Hauf, thanks for showing me songs you think I would like, because I did like them, but mostly because you thought about me.Unintended (Muse) - Aileen, we both cried our eyes out to this, for the same reasons Wait a Minute! - Tegan, thanks for always screaming this song with me, I don’t know why we like it so much, lol My Boo (Hitman’s Club remix)- Michael, because you would dance this every time it came on and I thought it was so darn cute.Toothbrush (DNCE)- Michael, lol one of the first songs that I associated with you, it was on the radio constantly and we were always together. I’ve been meaning to make a playlist, but just never got around to it.
39: Talk about things you wish you’d known earlier.Don’t go to parties with people you barely know. Don’t drink alone with only one person. Save your virginity, like wtf. Be on top of your shit, life goes by WAY to fast for the worst.
40: Talk about the end of something in your life.A lot of my life was carefree, up until my dad passed. I didn’t worry about anything and took care of nothing. When my dad passed, I felt like I was forced to start doing things all of the sudden, taking care of my brother, making sure my mom was okay (she started to drink a whole lot more) and I would have to put her in her place, take her to bed, made sure she got up for work, etc), I had to start learning how to drive because my dad was the person who took us everywhere. So after that, I was given a lot more freedom, but I also was given a ton of more responsibilities.
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You both like christmas.
Stranger: santa
You: hey boo, merry xmas!!
You: santa tell me
Stranger: are u santa
You: i wish i was
You: ahahaha
You: no, r u?
Stranger: dang i wish bro
You: yeah ikr!!
Stranger: if only
You: if only what?
Stranger: if only we were santa
You: oh yeah ahaha i'm sleepy
Stranger: im hungry
You: imma cook then
Stranger: awww for me
You: yeah!! ahahah
You: what do u wanna eat?
Stranger: ur so nice
Stranger: i want chicken
You: ahahah aw!
You: okay, imma cook this :)
Stranger: awwww thank you how old are u
You: Anytime!
You: ahahah
You: um, i'm 16
You: how 'bout u?
Stranger: ooo im 18
You: ahahha may i ask ur name?
Stranger: megan
Stranger: nu
You: heyy megan! i love ur name!
You: I'm Sarah btw
Stranger: awwww thxs sarah ur so nice
You: awwww YOU are so nice!
Stranger: question ?
You: r u gonna ask me something
You: or u wanna me to ask u something?
Stranger: wanna ask something
You: if i wanna ask u something?
You: lmao i'm so sleepý
You: it seems like i'm drunk
Stranger: can i ask something and seems like im high
You: Yeah go ahead
You: ahhahah we're both high then gal
Stranger: thoughts on harry styles ?
Stranger: yassss girl
You: The most prettiest boy in whole world, yea, i'm sure
Stranger: omg i love u
You: Sending you some virtual love
You: ahahhaha
You: love ya!
Stranger: lol ur funny
Stranger: where u from
You: I do my best ahahahhaha lmao
You: I'm brazilian
You: from Brazil (no way!) ahah
Stranger: ooooo im Florida
You: Oooh us!
You: old us ahah
Stranger: haha nice
You: So, how r things over there?
Stranger: good nu
You: well, if it is ab covid, it's kinda messy
Stranger: ya true that
You: but it's stable at the same time, anyway we're fine lol
Stranger: that good
You: It could be better, u know
You: Yea yea!
Stranger: i know
Stranger: yassssss
You: So, wyd now?
Stranger: smoking nu
You: smoking what? lmao
You: i'm just listening to music, as usual i would say
Stranger: cig
Stranger: nice im also listening music
Stranger: to
You: your lung: sos lmao
You: i'm just kidding!
You: ahahha
You: what song?
Stranger: haha daddy issues nu
You: I Hope by Gabby Barret
Stranger: nice
You: It's really good, give it a listen later
Stranger: i will do that
You: And i love daddy issues, btw! quite smooth ahah
You: okay :)
Stranger: hahaha listening to it now and true tho
Stranger: wow its good
You: Right??
Stranger: i like it
You: I'm happy u like it!
Stranger: thank u babe
You: yw boo!
Stranger: so ....
You: So, how's life?
Stranger: its fine i guess just hard nu
You: When someone say that it's because things r really sucked..so do u wanna talk ab it or naaah
You: I'm okay!
Stranger: haha im chilled but thxs hun
You: ooh okay! :)
You: and anytime!
Stranger: oooo now listening to summer walker girls need love
You: I'm not sure if i know this one but imma listen to it
You: i'm just terrible at names ahahha
Stranger: its good
You: Now i'm listening to 7 years
Stranger: nice
You: I'm listeing to girls need love
Stranger: and
You: listening*
You: well, i like the vibeee
You: Ooooohhh
You: I know this song!
Stranger: now listening to LOVE
Stranger: yesssss
You: by who?
Stranger: just LOVE
Stranger: LOVE.
You: Oh like, u mean, to really love?
Stranger: Kendrick lamar
You: ooooh okay
Stranger: yasss
You: Oooh that's smooth!!
Stranger: right
You: I like it
Stranger: now zayn fingers
You: his baby's so cute! ahah
Stranger: right
You: Listening now
Stranger: enjoy
You: That's freaking good
Stranger: it is right
You: Yeaah, so underrated
Stranger: it really is
You: The comments: "If anyone says it's not about harry i will punch them" ahahahhahahaha
Stranger: now ariana grande and the weekend off the tables
Stranger: hahaha ya i say
Stranger: saw
You: Ariana's amazing!! I love her!
Stranger: i love her too
You: Listening
Stranger: and
You: i'm enjoying the song...wait
Stranger: haha yassss
You: ahahha masterpiece! :)
Stranger: right
Stranger: now sza the weekend
You: okay
Stranger: enjoy
You: doing it
Stranger: let me know when u done
You: dude ahahahah i was thinking it wa a song named SZA by The Weeknd lol
You: it was*
Stranger: it is
You: Her voice's amazing, it reminds me a brazilian singer named Iza...
Stranger: right its amazing and thats cool
You: Wait u said it is?
Stranger: if u done zayn like i would
Stranger: oh never mind
You: ooh the video's just sick!!!
You: Omg that's really good
Stranger: right
Stranger: know right
You: yaaaasss
Stranger: want more songs
You: yeah, for sure!! but do u wanna keep in touch? i gotta go now, sadly. i wish i could stay here a lil bit more but i can't..
Stranger: sure
You: snap..insta..wpp? what do u have?
Stranger: snape is melis9655 insta is x_melis420_x
You: okay! :) imma add u on both! mine's scarvalhando(sc) and @sarahcvlm (ig)
Stranger: oh and my name is melissa ya not megan it was just a joke and im actually from south africa
You: Ooh it's okay! Melissa then :) and wow, i love south africa!! I've met some people from there, they're so nice!
Stranger: added ya sorry just wanted to have fun
You: I mean, lemme rephrase, you guys r so nice!**
You: Oh it's okay, don't be sorry!
You: ahahah
You: okay imma add u back
Stranger: hahaha awww thxs ur nice
You: ahaha sure!! and aw tysm :)
Stranger: np :
You: okay so..see ya there (sc or ig, or both) :)
Stranger: :)
You: skip gal! aha
Stranger: any
You: what?
Stranger: wat
You: I had to copy ur sc and ig, that's why i sent "skip gal" ahah
Stranger: oh haha
Stranger: my profile on insta is harry styles
You: oooooh oke
You: my profile on insta is just me ahahah
Stranger: haha ya
You: anyway!! it was so nice talking to u! send me some other songs any time!
You: okay?
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