#onion anon

[ask-lucifer-morningstar]

BFHDNFHDNDHBCHD*DIES*

-Onion

"Are you... alright?"

#asks #onion anon

[the-great-donatello]

Hmmmm...let's find out- *starts dying as cookies flood out of their mouth*

-🧅

OH MY GOD-

#onion anon #cookie hunt #tw death mention

[pinkyfl4k]

what is your onion on the first tales

also if you're still curious about eldritch wainwright, onion anon suggests tritanium @wainwrightjakobshammerlock 's blog. ey have a whole tag of the stuff iirc

-🧅

I never played neither the first nor the second Tales 😥

👀 i will take a look, thanks

#onion anon #ask #Borderlands

[dollarstore-kins]

hiii it's onion anon again ^u^

is it okay if i get a pokemon team for chop chop master onion

Hello, welcome back!

And sure thing!

Here you go, let me know if there's any pokemon you want switched out :3

-Mod ET

#mod ET #ask #anon ask #request #anon request #onion anon

[the4thaccepter]

hi!! i just wanted to ask how have you been lately

~ onion

Heya Onion!

Nice for you to drop in! In truth, could be better. I have a lot of work and due to irl I'm probably be on this account even less.

Though besides that, thing have been quite good! Besides my work, irl have been going well! But yeah, I guess I've been alright lately.

But I'm probably, like stated before, not going to be active very much anymore. Not only have my interests differ, I have just been busy in general. And I going to be meeting up with old mates which, while really fun, going to keep me distracted. Sorry, we probably can't chat as much any more. If I find motivation and/or reason to post, I will, but right now, don't really feel like it.

Heh, bit of an unnecessary extension, but wanted to let you know.

Thanks for asking in mate! And apologies.

#4th talks #onion anon

[doomednarrative]

i’ll be honest i refuse to watch halloween iii because 10 minutes in there didn’t seem to be any micheal and that funky guy is the best. why would i watch a halloween movie if i’m not gonna see this big lad stroll straight through glass like it’s nothin 🧅

Yknow what that's fair anon, I can't argue with that

#i have not seen the halloween movies yet but i promised my friend id watch the first one soon #but who knows iii might have him in it later down the line. i cannot confirm nor deny this #you sent me an emoji so ill tag this appropriately #onion anon #ask #answered

[tumblezwei]

I love how the key to solving the mystery in Glass Onion is the realization that Elon Musk is actually a complete fucking dumbass

Like what I'm anticipating from some of the criticism for this movie are people who think the twist is too obvious and the conclusion underwhelming not understanding that That Is The Point.

Like the Elon parallels are obvious and hilariously prophetic considering his recent escapades with Twitter, but I think it was also really clever to have this as the central theme of the movie after Knives Out. Because out of everything Knives Out is praised for, one of the most common I see is how good the twist is. You can't really see it unless you pay close attention.

But with Glass Onion it's exactly what it says on the tin. You're expecting this huge twist when by halfway into the movie you've probably already figured it out, or at least thought of it. Like, I can't count how many times I thought "literally what if it's just Miles" followed by "nah, it couldn't be that obvious." But it is! Because these people are not smart! They create this complexity they are not owed and leave us to peel back the layers without realizing the center is staring us in the face.

It's really fucking good is what I'm saying.

#glass onion spoilers #glass onion #ask #anon

[the-golden-onion]

Sorry late to the party but pls How did get Edward Bella pregnant? Can u signpost me to any crazy theories or what’s your theory?

they fucked, king

#anon #breaking dawn #bellward #the golden onion #answered #archive

[unpretty]

Hi Unpretty. I am a BIG fan of yours. I love your work, and while I've read tens of different fanfiction writers, I find you have real talent, real sophistication, real kix, more than anyone else I've ever read. But this is not some soft and fluffy compliment comment. Please read on. The thing is - this.

I've sent you so many comments, begging you, pleading with you, asking you to PLEASE write more Bruce. And you've ignored each one. So now. Here's the thing. While on bedrest, I did a lot of Internet research. And - guess what.

I found out your real name.

Kitty Mxxxxy.

Don't make me put it out there for the world to see, god. They've been no Batman stories from you for so long! So here's where I make a threat. You've probably never been threatened on a safe fanfiction website before, but there's a first for everything, isn't there?

WRITE SOME MORE BRUCE or I reveal to everyone your real name 😈😈😈

I've got almost a thousand followers on my Tumblr 💀. I AM a big fan, I enjoy your DC tremendously, but you need to write more in that genre, because fanfiction is your strength. Do it do it do it, I NEED a next story by next Sunday. You probably don't understand, but having asthma and not being able to leave bed makes a person sociopathically obsessive, or maybe that's just me.

Sorry not sorry.

Do it or I reveal your name to your fans. I don't know what's so bad about that, but you must be hiding your name for a reason. I love you.

teenagers are wild

#original #i can't decide what my favorite part is #the fact that you think my name is a secret (proving you've never supported me financially lmao) #the 'almost a thousand tumblr followers' #the fact that you think outing yourself by posting my name to your Almost A Thousand Followers would end well for you #this onion has layers and i am giving them to staff because i can't eat onions #it IS funny that now whenever anyone asks me about fanfic #i can just point to this ask and blame anon #(i'm actually just busy but i love a scapegoat) #i missed 'tens of different writers' oh my god

[ask-lucifer-morningstar]

special ducky (he gives you a duck specifically that look like you)

-onion

The man just gapes at it. He is. flabbergasted. bamboozled. discombobulated.

FUCK YEAH! You, my good onion, are immediately in my good graces.

#asks #onion anon #i know who you are

[the-great-donatello]

Th-thanks... *they try to pick up the water but they drop it* oh...s-sorry..

-🧅

It's fine, I can get another one.

#Don't worry about it. #onion anon #tw hospital

[pinkyfl4k]

hwat is your onion on zer0/lor

- 🧅

At first i didn't like this ship bc Zer0's crush for Lor was very out of blue, but now i like them very much they are very cute 😊 i hope in the next Borderlands they are together as a couple 🧑‍🤝‍🧑

#ask #Borderlands #onion anon

[the4thaccepter]

WEEHEEE ANON MOMENCE

~onion

MOMENCE ANON WEEHEEE

YEAHHHHHHH

#HECK YEAHHHHHH #onion anon #4th talks

[theloveinc]

imagine no quirk free loader touya getting ready in ur cute little bedroom sitting at ur vanity.. yeah 🫶🏾

It's sweet because nothing in your room looks like anything that would suit him, nor like anything he'd enjoy being surrounded by. White sheets, satin pillows, bright lamps to illuminate every corner... aside from not really liking to look at himself under such unforgiving lights (meaning his scars are visible and the pores of his skin, open), the aesthetic itself is just all wrong.

Everything about Dabi is... hard, and dark; he's always dressed in leather and canvas, stiff, workers' materials and dirty shoes meant to last (unlike your more delicate garments, needing to be washed on delicate, under cold, and then air-dryed to top it all off)

Yet, he doesn't seemed bothered by the white marble of your vanity, nor sitting on your pale pink, velour-upholstered stool. He's grumpy and kicks up a fuss about waiting for you to get dressed, but he's surprisingly not... impatient, at least, not impatient enough to actually stop waiting for you.

(He entertains himself mostly by making faces at himself in the mirror: sticking out his tongue, pulling down his eyes, pushing up his nose trying to get your attention ... and he purs like a cat when it works and you come over to brush his eyebrows with your little makeup spoolies or coat his waterline with dark, liquid eyeliner, maybe even get your lipgloss all over his lips when you kiss him... which he licks off and is surprised it's sweet.

you tell him it's blueberry flavor for your favorite blueberry boy and he can't stop himself from grinning like a little boy)

Yes, your friends definitely poke a little bit of fun at you for your broke boyfriend; Dabi picks you up from your brunch date with them and embarrassingly eats up everyone's leftovers before they have a chance to ask for a box ... but you honestly think (aside from the way he finished your best friend's mimosa and licked the runny egg off another's plate) he's actually not half bad <3

#dabi #wowwwwww i love him i hope u love him too #fyi dabi is touya i just describe him as dabi bc only ur allowed to call him that #to everyone else he's dabs... so it's more special when you're yelling TOUYA across the house bc he stole your shower cap #he's so ASDKJLFHAJJK NAJK #but he's a softie #I'M THINKING of that tik tok audio that's like 'i'll have the steak... smothered with onions... and...' #you mouth to your friends 'don't worry i'll reimburse' #what a guy #he brings u treats tho sometimes #caitie things #gen #anon

[punkitt-is-here]

to your applejack point, benoit blanc is from louisiana and he's probably older than applejack and also gay as fuck

they would get along well i think

#applejack #benoit blanc #knives out #glass onion #mlp #my posts #my art #anon #asks #punkitt

[the-golden-onion]

okay new poll

#an ex's (now ex) girlfriend was on dr phil and it brings me so much malicious glee to have dodged that bullet #twilight #cullens #volturi #edward cullen #carlisle cullen #aro volturi #aro #twilight renaissance #twilight saga #the golden onion #dr phil #polls #my polls #archive #answered #anon #eddie #carlisle