#one blow my ass

[spaceocean9]

Byakuya is many things, but for a " law enforcer," he ain't no snitch. He didn't say one word to anyone about hollow ichigo for the whole series, which is fucking hilarious. He watched a 15 year old do "The Mask" routine and kept that shit to himself. Now, would it have helped Ichigo friends and comrades understand his turmoil and confusion about his powers? Yes. But is it also a sign of a real ass bitch. Absolutely.

#bleach #im rewatching bleach #Bleach 59 #byakuya kuchiki #ichigo kurosaki #His face is so funny when hes watching the girls fight #he just decided right there that he was done with all of this shit #one blow my ass #he just wanted to go home #the audacity

[ambassadorquark]

5 character prompts i got in a concept design class. i drew a little old kazakh lady (already had the reference material) a murder robot who's been converted into a robot nanny, a renaissance era teen girl inventor, ted gillman attorney at law, and the Ryu of a fighting game i made up about drag queen martial artists

#my art #character design #oc stuff #for the last two characters who i already had in my mind and had just never really drawn before #other people also did kazakh eagle hunters for this project which burned my ass a little but i didn't have any better ideas #i think the other ones are fairly novel although there's some amazing cartoonists in this class who blow me out of the water LOL

[bignostalgias]

A little follow-up from this post! 🌊

+ corny drabble and art under cut

“Is there a mall or something nearby?”

“A m— Jack, we’re in the middle of the woods. Berk barely has a general store.”

“You know those like — tall box thingys? You take pictures in them?” Jack says, and Hiccup knows he’s frustrated with himself for not finding the right words. Nobody’s memory is perfect after hundreds of years of floating. The photo in Hiccup’s hand flutters with the ocean breeze, threatening to tear out of his grasp and fly away. This could help with that.

“Oh,” Hiccup blinks, “a photobooth?”

Jack snaps his fingers. “Yes! That!”

“I dunno, I doubt there’s any in this county, let alone—” Hiccup feels Jack’s grip switch from his shoulders to a more firm hug under his arms. The wind picks up, pulling at his jacket, lifting the heel of his boot - and Hiccup shoves the photo of Jack in his pocket. “Wait—!”

“Wind!” Jack crows, and Hiccup can hear his puckish grin.

They take off into the sky.

#tbh the better art is under the cut fjdjdjdj it just felt right to format it this way #mine #frostcup #hijack #*blowing dust off my watercolor brushes bc my tablet is throwing a fit* #ig in this au they’re still pining and haven’t quite connected the dots yet lol #jackycup #rotbtd #httyd #jack frost #hiccup httyd #rotg #my deviant art ass loved a modern au back in the day this one goes out to her #ONE MORE THING I forgot hiccups prosthetic in the og post and I am wrecked about it #newenglands your hijack

[solradguy]

Johnny Guilty Gear Strive is not a single day under 37 years old. "Age: Unknown" my ass. Face of a man whose frequent all-nighters in his 20s finally caught up with him. I understand, Johnny, I empathize...

#Photopost #Beard Johnny is awakening something in me... #Jk Johnny's always been a babe. Putting a beard on him's like garnishing a good steak #And like any juicy rare steak worth it's weight I will pick him up with both hands and tear him apart betwixt my jaws like an animal #The power went out and there's so much red and bright blue lightning outside it's like an alien planet. My phone is at 50% #The wind was blowing apples off the tree in the backyard and they were bouncing off the roof haha #Tomorrow I need to go see if it knocked down any of the ripe red ones from its apex... They're small but they're delicious #Tree had so many apples this year a big branch snapped from their weight. Bees'll be happy though when the apples fall and rot #Anyway I think Johnny mostly bottoms for men and less so for women but for Johnny/Sol... well... ;^) #I've imagined that Sol only bottoms if his partner can kick his ass #Lmao this took a turn. Bored and stoned. No internet and no lights to even read by. Unfiltered Sol Radguy after dark thoughts #Suggestive cw #Drugs cw

[babblingeccentric]

The most peggable character in One Piece is obviously Buggy but the runner up goes to Kidd

I think he would be super into femdom and bottoming but soooooo defensive and embarrassed about it. You peg him once during a one night stand and every time he sees you thereafter and all you gotta do is lazily smile and wave and he'll turn bright red thinking about what he let you do to him

#meanwhile killer doesnt give a fuck #you ask him if hed let a girl fuck his ass and he goes “yeah?” like its a given #dominatrixes are hot - killer #mine #one piece smut #x reader #eustass kid #buggy the clown #anyway i think kid would be sooo fun to top cause youd blow his mind #the appeal is making a brash cocky man shy #my writing

[piggiebonez]

ggghhhahghaghg

Z*ADRS DNI. RATS EAT YOUR FINGERS FOREVER. FUCKASS

#my art #iz #jthm #invader zim #dib membrane #iz dib #dib iz #zim #zim iz #iz zim #cw blood #johnny the homicidal maniac #nny #johnny c #the last one sucks bad its not even funny. i love how i drew zim but everything else is lame. whatever. im still da best #my last post got a lot of attention and i had to block a bunch of assholes. god i hate these two fandoms #all of you people blow. booooooo!!!!!!!! #just as i was wrighting this FUCKING post i got a notif from a blog i had to block. some anime romance shipper bullshit or whatever #i hope they kill themeselves BOOOOOOOO lame ass

[cool-thymus]

Super Quick Blorbo Sketches (Part 1)

Thank you, @maireyart for tagging me! (I feel like a legitimate member of the art community now :3 my first challenge yey!) Check out Mai's post if you haven't!

I went for Teen Kakashi here (Teen Obito will be next!). Another artist's style: i dared to imitate the almighty and wonderful Nemu.

If you guys are in the mood for a small challenge then i tag: @honeyoncloud @inkedhntr @seoz-seoz @professor-of-naruto (for the art club ;D)

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#art challenge #mydrawings #kakashi #hatake kakashi #teen kakashi #Super Quick Blorbo Sketches #blow on the surreal one and make a wish #“super quick” my ass... it took me two days xD #but it's a good learning opportunity!

[jitterbugbear]

bubble bubble bunny 🫧

#bubples :-)c #ive been drawing these tiny creatures all over my sketchbooks they are everywhere #emjoy this one i think it turned out really cute #jitterbugbear art #artists on tumblr #gif #2d animation #animation #procreate #digital art #illustration #bubble bunny blows a bubble for each of your lingering worries and lets them go for you<33 #thats her day job #at night she steals teeth and hair from billionaires #she makes a point to return after they get new dental work and hair transplants‚ just to fuck them up once again. she is vicious #urgh the gif dithering looks like ass unless you tap to zoom in on the gif

[cosmicxd]

I have made a GRAVE MISTAKE

#why did this blow up omfg #all all my tweets to blow up it just HAD TO BE THIS ONE?? #everyone beating my ass in the QRTs #cosmicxd #cosmicspeaks #scooby doo #velma hbo max

[bitternace]

(05/05!)

groundbreaking, etc etc

[ID: two digital drawings of kingdom hearts' character, lexaeus, in his organization coat. the background is light blue, and the colors are faded.

in the first image, he is shown sitting on haunches, as if landing a jump, the tail of his coat flaring behind him. he is frowning and sneering lightly. before his core, with either hand, he holds the handle of his characteristic weapon, Skysplitter. tilted down, the end of his axe sword hits the ground, where shards rise up from the impact.

the second image is a close up of his face. /End ID.]

#kh #kingdom hearts #kh fanart #lexaeus #kh lexaeus #my doods #RUSHES THROUGH THIS #remember when i said months ago i had 'sketches up to sa/ix..... i hadn't worked on anything for months. #but also thank god cause i figured out how to do faces better between then and now so!!! #GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY #(me—worrying at my hands—IF YOU CANT EXECUTE IT AS WELL AS YOU'D LIKE IT'S JUST GONNA HAVE TO LOOK BAD) #<that one comic has saved me a lot of grief actually. anyway i tried my best. lexaeus enjoyers i offer u this #*blows kiss #skysplitter...... absolute pain in the ass. not quite as bad as graceful dahlia or windstorm #but somewhere up there

[kaltacore]

sometimes I wonder what bioware actually wanted to achieve when they wrote the whole anders arc and then decided how they should treat it in DA:I. like they created a guy who was helping people in need for years risking his freedom and sometimes even life and then they said you know what this guy is BAD and WRONG. actually much worse than organization that ultimately fails at its main goal which is maintaining peace and balance. oh that poor chantry lady who didn't even try to keep her favourite templar and her mass murder tendencies in check

#i really want to know what was going on in their minds #like it's stated in the game that templars in kirkwall circle were constantly committing literal hate crimes and no one batted an eye #but when some guy blows up fancy building to prevent a legalized mass murder well THAT'S too much #so many questions here my dudes #honestly if i were anders this whole city would be lying in ruins back in act 2 #the way he's portrayed as some crazy ass apostate who just wante to kill people for fun in dai? #yall gotta be kidding me #that's the guy who literally thought he deserved to die by his friend/lover's hand for his deeds you're talking about #it's so weird. making your character deep and compassionate and regretful just to pretend that he was just some crazy terrorist #and yeah fuck elthina #fuck the chantry #anders was right #dragon age

[tickledpink31]

You’ve heard of Vegeta’s “Goku button,” now get ready for Sun Wukong’s “wife button.”

And yeah the last drawing was a slight reference to this screenshot from the OSP Journey to the West retelling

#‘i mean i could arrow you down but i’m in a good mood’ #besides a one-hit k.o. from the staff is actually marginally better than the slow and painful death from a poisoned arrow #meanwhile wukong needs to blow off some steam and any demon that hurts xiaodie in any way shape or form is fair game #Wukong: ​Top 30 anime deaths 1 YOUR FUCKIN ASS RIGHT NOW!!! #my art #journey to the west #jttw #lego monkie kid #lmk #dragon ball z abridged #dbz abridged #sun wukong x oc #monkey king x oc #oc: liang xiaodie #oc: marisol orozco leong #oc: mariposa #sun wukong #monkey king #Youtube

[wyrmwyrm]

#my art #my need to blow up in a gory mess is insane #tw gore #i doodled this infront of my normal ass coworkers and no one said anything

[chibi-scone]

It’s been said before and the fact that I’m an Izzy simp aside like having a character who survives the most certain death shit ever (shooting himself in the head at point blank) and literally being nicknamed by another character “indestructible” and then become a symbol of protection for a whole group of people die from a fucking bullet to the side that was established in universe to have no vital organs in order to “atone for his sins” or however you wanna spin it and have him say he wants to go after (see point one) literally trying to kill himself in the show that is literally about growth and betterment of the self in a cruel world that wants you dead and where the main (and mostly queer) characters survive the most batshit insane injuries is like COSMICALLY stupid writing like I don’t even understand how you get there and the fact that it’s supposed to be a kind/ happy/meaningful ending is beyond me

#and Izzy’s whole speech to Ricky before that could be interpreted as what like #being about even if you kill and try to eradicate queer people we’ll always be here #and then have RICKY deal the killing blow ???? #wahhhh it’s symbolic #ok it would’ve been more symbolic to have the fucking queer character live like idc you’re all stupid god bless #ofmd critical #tbd #maybe #oh and then I mean not even talking about how it’s supposedly all good #because the main gays who had borderline no redeeming qualities this season had their picket fence ending #literally what’s the point of having Ed come back from the dead #so he can learn that death is not the answer and that there’s love and betterment for him #and have that whole scene with Jim and Archie where they refuse to kill one another because there’s more to life than the cards #they’ve been dealt and they can be the difference #JUST TO HAVE THAT ENDING #my god I just #sorry if you guys are sick of me ranting about ofmd like 5 months after the shit show supreme #but these are like all thoughts that I’ve just had in my head for months but tried to forget #and now they’re just spilling out like idc anymore #ppl have made so many good posts that all say what I think but ig I still need to rant myself jvhsjnv #how long can your neck be for it to allow you to bury your head so deep in the sand #where you truly believe this is good writing idk #side note but gifs of cats randomly blowing up are my favourites #‘Izzy bettered himself before dying so it’s aaaallll good’ hits you hits you #stupid ass shit argument but also that was across maybe a week and dude was piss drunk dissociative half the time

[mycarhasasecret]

You ever read a fanfic that stays in your head for years and you can never find it again?

#I want to know if it was as good as I remember #I think I was about 12 when I read it so < 8 years old #Okay let me describe it a little bit so that you can understand exactly WHY I need to find this and verify that my standards sucked #it was on Quotiv #big red flag right there #but i remember it being so well written and engaging! #and it was a TFP soundwave x OC #or reader maybe #but pretty sure OC #and the MC had alexandria's genesis #and her and soundwave both bonded over having purple eyes #there was like a whole scene in a cave or something and it was a really tender moment of him removing the visor and showing his face #at one point he asks her parents for permission to court their daughter #it was the first time I'd heard the word in that context #and i assumed it was a transformers thing #needless to say i was baffled when the parents immediately knew what the word meant without an explanation #this fic as well as one called Purple Heart and another called Its The Great Pumpkin Sam Witwiki shaped me as a person #I need a TFA fic and a g1 fic to blow me away so that I can add some variation to my list of fics that have put me on my ass with emotions

[thychesters]

usopp sogeking caught up to robin and of course she’s telling him he needs to leave, only for him to ask don’t you get it? you propose to sacrifice your life for this crew and you think they’re going to let you go? you plan on offering to die for them and expect nothing in return? you meet a man who laughs and bounces back from the blows dealt to him literally and figuratively, who would promise you the world and all the freedom you could dream of, and all you must offer in return is loyalty and friendship. and you think he will not fight for you? or the others, who you have lived with and grown fond of since you met them? your friends, the same you bond with with nothing but time and the open sea spread before you? luffy, who upon first meeting refused to let you die? you didn’t know him then, but after all this time you think he’s going to let you die now? that any of the crew would? is finding they’re in pursuit with the intention of bringing you back really all that surprising? the straw hats will follow you into the depths of hell if they have to, and they will rage and they will laugh

#getting the impression that one of the worst blows you could deal luffy is trying to sacrifice yourself for him #but! i could also just be talking out of my ass #also love robin and usopp’s friendship. can’t wait to see more of it #this was gonna be a joke post but then i started talking #kate watches op #water 7