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steely dan pleistocene megafauna AMV

#video

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girl what the fuck is happening to Drew Carey ?

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tfw i’m a character in a fanfic for an ahistorical period piece or fantasy series and i want to have gay sex but i forgot to bring my convenient vial of oil

#beep boop

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most of my actual favorite bands are melodic death or doom metal actually but off the top of my head i mainly just love when a song is like ITS THE FUCKING WIZARD!!!!! *insane guitar solo* and power metal gives me this nine times out of ten

#beep boop

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if I forgot your favorite subgenre or misclassified a band feel free to argue in the replies 👍

#i voted for power metal bc my taste is less focused on a specific subgenre and more just like. Corny/Funny Metal #bc i have bad taste and i'm stupid. but death metal is second probably. wait no. well idk

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Al Pacino and Robert De Niro founded New York like Remus and Romulus founded Rome in the myth

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can we discuss drag race season 9 prominently featuring the madame tussaud's wax rupaul. they keep showing me shots of it for no reason and it never gets less scary. i really dont like it

#beep boop #rupaul is already so threatening to me i dont need this in my life

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CUTE BOY FROM CLASS WHO IS GROWING HIS HAIR OUT AND WEARING A HOODIE: thanks for helping me with my homework! hey um... is it okay if I tell you something important? you have to promise to keep it a secret....

SKELETON BALLING:

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the only way to ship things in a morally decent manner is to exclusively get invested in weird side character ships that normies have trouble believing anyone could be unironically into and just live your life free of mainstream discourse entanglements forever.

#beep boop

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my opinion on dungeon meshi having a Fandom now is that i'm glad because it's a really great series IMO and drawn by one of my favorite comics artists currently so very worth reading if you're interested in the craft of comics. And i'm sure the anime is good idk i havent watched it. but i also don't really enjoy the series from a Fandom perspective and i don;t care about the shipping at all beyond finding some relationships in the source especially interesting/some side character pairings funny enough to enjoy the fan content. So it's annoying that people are having fandom discourse about it when i personally have no strong feelings on how The Fans interpret this ship or the other one or whatever due to not paying attention to any of that

#beep boop #the kabru white boy bf yaoi wars are wild LOL i got a glimpse of that randomly today and i was like Ok #at least the chilchuck/senshi people are having fun. like

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picked a bunch of mandrakes the other day

#dungeon meshi

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That awkward moment when youre a female and you realize 2 men making out and rubbing their cocks together is lowkey kind of awesome

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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in the kingdom of the blind the one-eyed are kings

#dungeon meshi

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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss