#omgggg. silly.

[fruzdin]

thang

#spokeishere #omgggg. silly. #grabs him and then blows him up #I hate him SOOOOOO MUCH!: PUCNEHS PUNCHES PUNCHES

[mochinomnoms]

*reads the octa kinks post*

Omg. Mating season Azul got me in his horny tentacle grip.

Like omg. Just.. just... *squeals* the things I would let that man do to me.

Just imagine mating season comes and Azul is just so damn needy. He's taking you wherever and whenever he can. On his desk, over his desk, against his door, in the shower, in the tub. You find out how good his strength actually is when he's got you bent like a pretzel, fingers digging into your hips as he's got you hoisted up and working you over. If only he had this much stamina in his PE class. But you're just a way more fascinating topic I suppose.

Praise him, praise him and tell him how amazing he's making you feel. How much you love when he works his hands on you. He'll have you like putty as he prepared you. He loves it, he also loves it when you're so blissed out that all you can do is moan for him. Call his name. Do it.

Let's not forget he still actually has to attend classes so this mad lad is horny gripping through them. Maybe he gets so wound up that he sneaks you off to a random classroom for a quickie. Has you bent over a desk or you give him a blow job to help. Don't worry. The man knows a good cleanup spell(you can't tell me he doesn't) he's not so cruel to send you off reeking of sex. Although.... Maybe he enjoys sending you off with his scent lingering on your skin. Sends you off with a pretty scarf wrapped around your neck that has his cologne. What a lovely little reminder to the others that you're taken, and maybe it helps hide any little incriminating marks(if you're into that)

That's not even touching on his mer form yet. He has you in a shallow pool, or maybe he's given you a nice long air breathing potion because now you're in a small cove nestled somewhere safe from prying eyes. Maybe it's nice and dark and the only thing you can see is the pale blue of Azul's eyes or maybe you watch as the bioluminescent patterns dance along his skin(I love me bioluminescent octatrio) Don't worry, you've got eight strong limbs working you over, each one truly seems to have a mind of their own as they work you over. This man, he's leaning back and just seems to be enjoying the show until you're begging him to fuck you properly. Who is he to deny your wish, he's such a benevolent mate, now isn't he?

orz Azul just gimme one chance pls I BEG!

Azul's never had good stamina, in the sea or out, and it shows when you're intimate with him. It's why he focuses in on making you come via his hands and mouth so much before actually getting to the main event. Poor Azulito only has one orgasm in him before he tires out, but it's a very yummy one when he's with you, and by the time he's actually fucking you, your bones are all jelly, and you're blissed out.

It's a very pleasant surprise when his mating season first comes around after you two get together. When he was single, Azul would get a bit feverish, hot and bothered, and more irritable than normal. Usually, he'd just manage with some potions and rest, but once he's gotten a mate, it's like a switch flipped in his brain.

Instead of being mildly inconvenienced, his entire body is heated and sensitive to touch, yours specifically. It's as if he's taken a high dosage of an aphrodisiac and the only cure is your gummy insides. If you two never had quickies before, you sure as hell do now. He's using you over and over on any surface in his room, office, even in a nearby empty classroom if the need to breed (ha) hits. It's enough of an issue that you both get a stern talking to by the teachers, who are recommending that you two take a rest of his mating season off as to not distract the other studies. They'll make sure to have someone bring your work over, just please go back to Azul's dorm, the beastmen and fae students are starting to complain about you two and the scent of sex.

Once he's got you in the water after that, you're getting bred over and over again and again until he's positive his seed is taken (even if you can't get pregnant). So, uh, hope you have good stamina at least, or else you're gonna have a tough time.

#mochi asks #twst #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #azul ashengrotto #azul ashengrotto x reader #azul ashengrotto smut #omgggg azul can use me any day and bred me silly #he deserves to let loose once and a while so that he can be feral #!nsfw #!breeding kink

[chansgender]

i absolutely love the fact that crowley used his demon powers to be a menace and an inconvenience as opposed to, you know, killing people

#good omens #anthony j crowley #crowley #neil gaiman #he is SO silly omgggg #chanposting

[themgfujoshi]

News flash: local clown get chased and threatened romantic advances By emo and goth warlords

Said clown that night:

#buggy the clown #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #cross guild #these bitches gay #good for them #damn i stand mground! #let the silly wear his best lingerie for his husband! #mihawk looks so badly drawn omgggg #he looks like he did cocaine #he probably do considering what he have to deal with on a daily basis #bughawk #crocobug #crocohawk #cross guild polycule #crocodile x buggy x mihawk #they want to honk his stupidly cute nose sooo baddd

[il-predestinato]

george is me fr

#omgggg #laugh tag #oh god someone wipe the vomit out of my mouth #so glad george is okay ❤️ #that radio 😵‍💫 #also so glad that cuntos had a smooth recovery from surgery and is in excellent health #…now fuck off thanks 🤮 #(but don’t let the chirlies tell you that you didn’t deserve it cuntos bc you did) #(ferrari silly team orders aside) #(charles just needs to be better)

[mooniemilkieway]

omg i need them especially pomni omg ingmwjdj they’re so silly

#tadc zooble #tadc kinger #tadc gangle #tadc ragatha #tadc pomni #tadc jax #tadc fanart #tadc #tadc caine #the amazing digital circus #digital circus #shitpost #i need it #im broke #omgggg #serotonin #silly stuff #silly

[francy-sketches]

The devastating effects of yaoi on the mind

#asoiaf twitter is going thru its satin yaoification phase unfortunately 😔 #how could oomfie do this to me…the set up…. #remember when people went apeshit over those asoiaf polls a while ago #I get them now #like omgggg how is satin winning he’s so irrelevanttttt #except for me it’s silly jokes I think those other people were for real lol #gonna write an essay on why satin stans are runing the fandom or whatever

[pitske]

Girl Dinner!!! >w<

#pitskederdoenerhaendler #pitske’s art #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #mangle fnaf #mangle fanart #jeremy fitzgerald #jeremy fnaf #five nights at freddy's 2 #fnaf 2 #fnaf 2 fanart #fnaf 2 mangle #digital art #I had so muc fun drawing this you guys don't even know #did some thumbnails in my sketchbook for possible jeremy and mangle painting ideas and I came up with this one and omgggg #I think this one's funny. and looks good. I didn't include Mangle's bow in this one because it felt too cluttered with it #I love my silly omg. they're having fun so I'm having fun. Rip to jeremy but Mangle's built different #RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I love mangle so much you guys omggggggggg #the bite of 87 #They're just having a fun night out y'all Jeremy's fiiiinnneee stop worrying omg

[dixidin]

Me watching hoyo change Fontaine's siblings' description as if Arlecchino was talking about them, and even changing Lyneys expression

#HOYO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.... #NO NO NO FUCKING WAY WHAT #AND THEY GAVE THEM THE FATUI BACKGROUNDS OMGGGG #also yes I am using this ms paint reaction pic again YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!! #BUT OH MY GODDD #WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH MY SILLIES???? NOOOOO SKETTY NOODLES #genshin impact #genshin #genshin impact fontaine #genshin impact 4.0 #genshin impact 4.1 #genshin impact lyney #genshin impact lynette #genshin impact freminet #genshin impact arlecchino

[super-un-stable]

I like the ppg now did I mention that

#my art #ppg #ppg 1998 #ppg fanart #powerpuff girls #powerpuff girls fanart #rowdyruff boys #art dump #traditional art #omgggg I love this show rn #the sillies #blossom utonium #buttercup utonium #bubbles utonium #super un stable

[serenvde-art]

Cats with silly faces

#my art #cats #silly art #cartoon #gif #animation #animated #soft #nostalgia art #kitten #catart #illustration #I do wanna post these to instagram but I can’t seem to do that rn? idk as #my phone is too full for me to take a video of them omgggg #my tutor was like you’re good at what u do but I feel you could push yourself more #ughhhhh yeah ik she’s right

[honeycombhank]

And here is tiptoe pretending she sees nothing as human mother is harassed in the background

#funny picture #jk #just kidding #honeycombhank #my pets #rats of tumblr #my rats #dumbo rats #cute rats #ratblr #rat posts #tiptoe tulip #apple pie #tiptoe #funny face #joking #being silly #omgggg #lol

[dustercuster]

Silly page 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

I don’t rlly like it a lot lolzzz

#beavis #beavis and butthead #beavis and butthead do the universe #beavis and butthead fanart #beavis and butthead do america #butthead #b&b #mike judge #fanart #come to butthead #silly behaviour #omgggg #peter griffin #emo as hell

[dallonwrites]

i have great news. i made the middle aged dilf in my novel trans

#this is in winter's slaughter which im tentatively thinking about because i want to write apocalypse stuff again soon #i do take some ~creative liberty~ with that novel re diy HRT etc but like! i want to have fun fuck logic! its a personal project! #there's a transmasc character that already saw this character as a father figure so the idea of like #a transmasc father figure.....oh im smiling #finding out you're not alone omgggg #also sorry if im talking about wips people dont know about my silly little directory will be updated soon

[mysicklove]

(!!!minor spoilers for jjk ch185!!!)

i was rereading jjk tdy and this reminded me sm of the big bro au omgg😭😭 (yuji as panda, sukuna as gorilla and y/n as triceratops)

HAHAHA I LOVEEEEEEE

#💌 - love letters #so silly omgggg #g

[etherealdumbass13]

I drew this like,,,,,,,a while ago when I was testing clip studio stuff for the first time so ignore anything weird cuz it was my first time drawing with this app. Anyway PETTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <3333333333333

#art #fanart #love him #digital art #so silly #omgggg #hereditary #peter graham #Charlie Graham #a24 films #KAJSHSSJJAKMSKXMSIJXS #autism is winning yall