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mercurygguk · 8 months
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head over skates · jjk ; part iv.
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··· SUMMARY; jeon jungkook is the captain of the hockey team and one of the biggest fuckboys on campus. you happen to have known him for as long as you can remember but he is not who he used to be and you simply can’t stand it.
so what happens when you’re suddenly stuck doing a project with him for three weeks?
SERIES MASTERLIST · # TAG · MOOD BOARDS · PLAYLIST
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PAIRING; hockey player!jungkook x f. reader
GENRE; fwb au, childhood friends to enemies to lovers au, college au
WORDCOUNT; 1,098
RATING; 18+
WARNINGS; swearing, mentions of sex, jk being nice and getting shit for it lol
a/n; part 4 and ohmygodddd the angst is coming y'all !! i hope you enjoy reading this one – lmk what you think and tysm for reading <3
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It’s a nice day today.
The sun is shining, it’s getting warmer due to spring, there’s not a single hint of a breeze in the air, and everyone seems to be in a great mood. It’s amazing what the changing seasons do to people and their mood – yourself included.
You’re working on the project for your photography class while sitting on your jacket on the grass quad on campus. You’ve almost finished the introduction and made sure to note down the plans for the project as well as set up the whole layout. The need to be organized has taken over but you always see it as a good thing; it keeps you focused and it makes school work seem less overwhelming.
It’s peaceful here on the quad, the faint sound of other students talking and laughing fills the atmosphere around you. There’s even a guy playing the guitar not too far away from you.
It’s nice, you think to yourself as a small smile spreads across your lips.
Until it isn’t anymore.
The evil spawn, also known as Jeon Jungkook, suddenly appears in front of you and blocks the sun as he grins at you, looking cheerful and happy for some reason you don’t care to know about.
Your smile has now turned into a scowl as you stare at him, ignoring the fact that he’s once again holding two americanos in his hands, “is this gonna be a thing now?”
Jungkook nods instantly, not noticing or simply just ignoring the glare you shoot at him.
“Yeah, it’s a tradition now, ____ – I bring iced Americano and you bring your moody attitude and then we work on the project together,” he says, his grin now a smirk that you suddenly feel the urge to slap off his face.
God, why is he so persistent on doing this project with you? Why can’t he just leave you to do it on your own? Why can’t he go do what he usually does – being a fuckboy and play hockey – instead of bothering you with his presence?
You can’t help but scoff and roll your eyes at his words, choosing to ignore the comment he so casually dropped about you being ‘moody’.
“I can get my own iced americano, thank you very much,” you pointedly say.
“Oh, really? Where is it?” He asks, looking around on the grass surrounding you, “did you chug it?”
His quick retort circuits your brain as you’re left gaping at him. You then shake your head as if to clear your head and ask another question.
You’re not quite sure why you haven’t told him to leave yet…
“So what? Are you stalking me now?”
Jungkook snorts as you quirk an eyebrow at him in question, shooting you a look of amusement as he glances around at all the people surrounding you and him.
“____, you’re literally on the campus quad. Anyone with eyes in their head could find you here.”
You blink at him for a second, causing Jungkook to flash you a knowing smirk and offer you one of the beverages he so kindly brought along once again. You decide to ignore his smart retort and take the iced americano he’s holding out, instantly taking a sip and withholding the moan of satisfaction that was threatening to escape just now.
Jungkook huffs out a chuckle to himself as he sits down next to you and slips off his backpack, pulling out his laptop. You stare at him in bewilderment as if he has three heads when he sits down, wondering how he’s taking your hostility as an invite to sit down with you.
“Jungkook, what are you doing here?” You can’t help but ask, confused as to why he’s sitting here next to you for the second time within just two days.
“To work on the project?”
There’s a look of confusion on his face as he looks at you, eyebrows pulled together in question.
“No, seriously – I told you, I’m doing this project by myself. What are you really doing here?”
Jungkook’s face twists in slight annoyance at your determination to work on the project by yourself, “you’re not the only one who cares about their grades, you know?”
He doesn’t care about his grades – there’s just no way that a stereotypical jock like him could care about anything but frat parties, getting laid and his sport. Old Jungkook might’ve cared but this Jungkook right here? He hasn’t given a single fuck about anything but hockey and his image since he became the popular and hot hockey player.
“Are you saying that me doing the project on my own will give us a bad grade? If anything, you working with me on the project will make it even worse!”
The tone of your voice has turned defensive as you cross your arms over your chest and stare at him. Jungkook scoffs, a hint of amusement within the sound. If he’s offended by your words, he doesn’t show it. Why would he be? He doesn’t care what anyone thinks.
“Excuse me, I have a 94 in this class right now!”
You fall silent.
A score of 94%.
You can’t help but let out a laugh, wondering how he managed to score a 94 in photography when all he ever does with his spare time is hooking up with girls around campus or spending it in the hockey arena with his teammates. 
“And how did you manage to do that? Did you flirt with Mrs. Kim or something?” You huff out a mocking chuckle.
Just for a split second, you swear you see a flicker of hurt flash across his eyes before it’s replaced by his usual smirk.
“And if I did?” He taunts.
Your eyes roll before you have a chance to stop them from doing so, causing Jungkook’s smirk to turn into an almost devilish grin.
“Wow, ____, if I didn’t know better, I’d think you were jealous.”
His words have you scowling at him – something you seem to do a lot when he’s anywhere near you. You then grab the iced coffee and take another sip, turning your attention back to your laptop screen, leaving Jungkook to sit next to you and work on the project in silence. You don’t say another word to him as you share the document with him so he can partake in the process.
His words affected you more than you wish they did because it was once the truth but if there’s anything you’ll never be again, it’s being jealous of something Jeon Jungkook does.
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bonesandthebees · 2 months
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I haven't read anything sandduo since everything happened omg... I've def been distancing myself from everything but IDC IM GONNA BE EXCITED ABOUT THIS I WAS WONDERING IF WE WERE EVER GONNA SEE IT IN THE SCRAPBIN IM SO HAPPYYYDYDJJSKDKDD ONE LAST ROUND OF PURE BLISS OHMYGODD
ITS THEMM ITS THEM ITS THEM!!!!!!!!!!!! BEE SANDDUO LITERALLY MY FAV GUYS EVER (genuinely, even with everything I'm still gonna reread dusty tomb and the duck (prequel) fic, I love those fics so much nothing can take them away from me 🫶🫶🫶) I WASNT SURE ID EVER SEE NEW CONTENT OF THEM AGAIN OHMYGODDDD
AND ANDN AND *FANS FACE* ITS LITERALLY THE MODERN AU THATS ALL ABOUT NATURE OOOHHH THIS WAS MEANT FOR MEEENRJSJS THIS WAS MEANT FOR MEEEE CAN ANYONE HEAR MEEJEJDKSS
This is so vibessss bee THIS IS SO VIBESSSSJDJFJF
Can I live in this au genq I'll sign the adoption papers PLSPLSPSLSPSLSPSPSLS
Ohmygod I literally have tears in my eyes IM EMOTIONALLSJFKSHDJSHSJFJSJDJFJFJD I MISSEDTHEMSOMUCHSHAKSHDKFLSL
Oohhnygodhdjsjskskakajd I missedthemmm I missed them so dearlyyydhdksks
PHILS HOUSE IS SO COOL BRO GRGRGRHHRGRTHRHRJHRGRGTGRJRGRHRHRHRHTHTHTHTHHTJTT
I LOVEHRKESOMUCHCHSJAHSKF DIMGOINGTOCRYYSHAISGAKDHDKDHKDHDLSHDKFHKSDBDLHDLDJDJFLDJDKFKDJDKFJFKDKFKFKDD
HYPERVENTILAISTINHRIHHTNOWHDJFJSHFJDHSJDJDKFKF
VIBRATINGINTOTHESUNSHDKSJFKGLDLSD
GODDD this is just like. Perfect timing with weather though cause it's raining outside andnadndnsjfjfksjdkfd idk it just perfectly fits the vibes of the fic ohmhgodhdkdk
Hehehehe Firefox FOR THE WINNN
LMAODJFKFKG CROWS HOLDING KNIVES IM GIGGLINGGKKFLD
Ohmygod that took me a second to understand what that tab was THATS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHDHDHFHDF
Phil's so cool shfkdksd
Omg I love phil
I LOVE THISSS THIS IS SO COOL BEE THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARINGJFOSUAIDUDSODIDODISGDJDJSHDJDJDJDKDJDKDKKDKDKD
IM STOKEDD IM SO HAPPUYY IMMSJDKSHSKDKSKJ!!!!!
This was so 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 going to live rent free in my mind forever 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
I know you've been so excited for this one and I was always so sad I couldn't get my brain around to writing it. I don't think I ever said in the snippet itself but wilbur is only 17 in the au (but he doesn't tell phil that. phil assumes he's a college student trying to make a little extra money)
the vibes of this fic were PEAK. there was going to be so much about nature specifically in a PNW type setting. phil's house in my head is so pretty and cozy. just lots of overcast skies and dark green rainy forests and all that.
the little side details like phil googling how much to pay wilbur were some of my favorite things to slide in he had no idea what he was doing lmao
I'm so glad you enjoyed and it seriously made me so happy to see another spam of messages from you again about a fic I posted :)
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peteytheparrot · 7 months
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omg petey the parrot ask box open real!!! okok but as a sherlock holmes enjoyer have you heard of the atrocity that is sherlock gnomes?
that movie was my first like, true introduction to Sherlock Holmes and that offends me so much because that movie FUCKING SUCKEDDD GRAHHH-
I don’t even remember what happened exactly in it lmao all I remember was that it wasn’t good at all and they fucking ruined Moriarty LIKE WHAT WERE THEY THINKINGGG OHMYGODDDD HIS DESIGN IS SO BAD LIKE WHAT??? HUH????
also there is literally a Sherlock Holmes case with someone smashing gnomes and they didn’t use that for inspiration or anything
that movie really didn’t care about its source material smh
I’d like to rewatch it though just to see how poorly made it is because it’s been forever since I’ve last watched it lol
Ok the long rant is now over ☠️
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meksters · 2 years
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Why are some people so damn pressed over Wednesday/Tyler jfc it's just a ship let people have fun ohmygodddd. She was interested in him (besides the points you made, she definitely leans into him when they almost kiss for the first time so that's that), they make *sense* in the Addams' verse, I just want them to become best-frenemies in S2 if there is any please that could be so entertaining!
(fellow Bianca fan btw, she deserves way more love)
Lmao honestly i think it's mainly bc both love interests are seemingly heterosexual white men who are honestly rather indistinguishable at first glance. Which i get. I just also think the biggest ship rn (wenclair) happened before the show aired and a lot of people are sort of stuck in their theories for what was going to happen rather than what actually happened. I came into the show blind other than watching the trailer once when it first dropped so i didn't have anything else to go off of than the show itself.
I also love enemies to lovers so obviously I'm gonna prefer Tyler or Bianca as love interests for Wednesday. Let's not forget Bianca was the last person who left the art shed when Wednesday started torturing Tyler. Most of these characters are not ok with Wednesdays tactics but her family is. I really hope they don't soften her too much and take that aspect of her character away bc she's an Addams. Personally i think a Tyler with actual counseling would fit right in lmao tho i don't care too much, people can ship whatever floats their boat
That said tho WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT BIANCA AAHHH I LOVE HER STAB ME AND ILL THANK YOU
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driversmutbucket · 4 years
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Just read the "knowing other people can hear" with Charlie prompt. OH. MY. LORT. So thank you for that, and for ruining my ovaries with "she'll just be hoping that I'm knocking you up..." *Pant* 🥵 That being said, I would LOVE your take on Charlie's reaction to a pregnancy. Is he nervous? Over the moon? Does the thought of reader carrying his baby get him riled up? Thank you for sharing this wealth of smut. You are a gift ❤️
Thoughts-
Ummmm I feel like we would be great friends. RIP ovaries.
Thanks for the lovely words about my pornnnn
Ohmygodddd sweet Charlie would be absolutely FIZZING.
I though I was gonna reply to this real quick, but alas a few days later- an entire fic.
Let me indulge you.
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Warnings: pregnancy, pregnancy sex, oral sex, daddy kink/DDLG (I’m so fucking predictable), NSFW
Charlie never thought he would have the opportunity to be a father again. When you had met each other he was 35, Henry was starting school, he mournfully thought that chapter of his life was over.
Meeting you had been unexpected, in the best way. It started as nothing serious- both having recently come out of messy break ups, but flourished into a committed relationship over the space of a year.
After two years together it happened, by accident. It was a few weeks after Charlie’s 37th birthday. You had felt odd. After a week of persistent symptoms, that google told you could be pregnancy, you had picked up a pregnancy test, heart hammering in your ears.
You has sat in the bathroom dazed for a solid half an hour, the positive test held in your hand.
You scrolled through your contacts and called Nicole.
Charlie and his ex-wife Nicole, despite a stressful and emotional divorce, were on good terms. The first blended family Christmas you had shared, you had clicked. Which, frankly was very helpful, considering your involvement in Henry’s life. Now you talked regularly, and shared in the marvel that was Henry.
The moment she had answered you had burst into tears. They weren’t particularly sad tears, more- overwhelmed tears. She had calmed you, soothed you, her own voice wavered when she processed that Henry would have a sibling.
“Charlie is the best pregnancy and birth partner you could hope for y/n, oh my god, he is going to be so excited.” She had breathed wistfully, perhaps remembering back to her own experience.
That night, you had told Charlie to close his eyes and hold out his hand. He had done so with a questioning smile. You had placed the positive test in his hand, heart pounding, and told him to open his eyes.
He looked at it, then to you, then back at it before letting a laugh of disbelief, “Babe?!”
“I’m pregnant.” You had smiled, anxiety easing.
“Fuck!” He had shouted, grinning, throwing his hands up in the air, before engulfing you in the tightest hug.
His eyes had been filled with tears when he let you go. “Henry is going to be a big brother, I-...you-! This is amazing, i fucking love you so much.”
By this point you had your own tears running down your face, laughing at the state of you both.
The last 6 months had flown by. You had found out the gender at the earliest possible point. Both far too excited to wait until the birth. At 15 weeks you had gone in for a scan, breath held as the ultrasound technician inspected the baby.
Tears were threatening to spill even before the technician announced that you were expecting a boy.
Charlie had cupped your face and kissed your lips softly, his own eyes glassy. “Another boy” he had murmured, face glowing with pride.
Henry was almost beside himself with excitement. He had stayed with you over some of the summer break. Every other sentence began with, “When my baby brother....”
Even now he rang almost every night from his mom’s house, asking how the baby was.
Your body had changed rapidly over the last 6 months to accommodate the new life growing inside. Everything was fuller, curvier.
Charlie thought you looked sexier than ever. You kind of didn’t get it, but you happily took it and reaped the rewards.
Rewards being his hands all over you, all the time. His sex drive doubling, if not tripling. Then there were the words he would whisper in your ear, anywhere, anytime that never failed to fluster you.
“You look so fucking sexy, round with our baby.” He would growl, hands roaming up over your hips, grazing the underside of your full breasts before splaying over your large belly.
Tonight you were going out for dinner. Henry had not long returned to Nicole’s, the house now to yourself, you had devilish plans to seduction.
You had ordered pregnancy lingere online, and you had to admit, it was hot. The completely sheer baby pink bodysuit had a deep v neckline, your breasts which were large and swollen only just contained by the thin fabric. It was a thong bodysuit, showing your ample bottom in a way that had you saying silent thanks to the pregnancy weight you had gained.
You made sure to pull on your dress and stockings before Charlie could see.
The dress was a recent purchase, having finally given into maternity clothing, everything in your closet far too small to accommodate the bump.
Your OBGYN had told you at your last appointment that your little boy was 99th percentile in size. You had shot Charlie a look of horror.
“I’m not that surprised considering how tall his father is.” the doctor had smiled, “he will certainly be a big boy, I would say at this rate, 9lbs or more.”
“Oh course you would knock me up with a mini version of yourself.” You had huffed on the way home, “this kid is gonna wreck me.”
Consistent with his projected size, your bump was larger than most, people often mistaking you for further along. “Nope he is just huge.” You would sigh, giving Charlie the side eye, he would grin in return.
The dress was navy blue, and stretched, ruching nicely over your belly before ending mid calf.
“Is that new?” Charlie asked as he walked into the bedroom.
“Mmm yeah, because unfortunately wearing your clothing isn’t an option in this instance.” You shot him a sly smile.
Have exhausted your own wardrobe of options a few weeks ago you had moved to Charlie’s, which he had no complaint about. In fact it was added to the mile-long list of current turn-on’s.
“As much as love seeing that belly fill out my clothes, this is very nice.” He chuckled, coming in behind you as you stood at the full length mirror, kissing the top of your head and patting your bottom.
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You dozed in the uber on the way home. Charlie had had a few wines and was having an enthusiastic conversation with the driver.
He led you through the door close to midnight, when you got to the bedroom you kicked your shoes off.
“Can you undress me?” You asked innocently.
Bless him, he was none the wiser as he reached for the hem of your dress and began peeling it off and over your head.
His eyes widened as he tossed the dress aside and took in the lingere.
“Fuck— what is this?” His voice was an octave lower, fingers tracing the neckline.
You bit your lip. “A little something for you.”
“Can you take off my stockings baby?” You asked as you turned around and bent yourself over, planting your hands on the bed.
The position gave him a view of the back of the bodysuit, the thong, beneath the stocking.
“Fuck.” he groaned, finding the waistband and rolling them off you slowly, until he was knelt down, helping you step out of them.
“Stay like that.” He murmured, running his hands up your legs, until then got to your ass, where he smacked both cheeks at the same time with splayed hands.
You let out a throaty moan.
His lips grazed the red marks that lingered, your breathing growing erratic as his mouth got closer to your sex.
“Always so wet.” He hummed. Pushing aside the thin strip of fabric.
You gasped as his tongue began to circle your entrance.
“Hhnnnghh Charrrrrrlie.” You pushed your hips back, into his face, spurring him on as he licked through your folds to your aching nub. His nose providing additional stimulation as it dragged.
His mouth, that magic mouth, had you gripping the sheets and whimpering.
He paused and stood you up from where he knelt, making adjusting your legs so they were hip width apart.
He sat on his feet and went back to work, your hips automatically began rocking against his mouth.
When you looked down you couldn’t see much, your belly obscuring what was probably an orgasm inducing view.
Your hand found his hair and gripped a handful as your moans became louder.
“Charlie— holy hell— I—” you babbled, before orgasming on his face, hips stuttering.
“Oh my god.” You breathed, stepping back and finding the edge of the bed before your legs gave out.
You gazed at him, kneeling there, hair touseled, face wet with your slick.
He stood and began stripping wordlessly, trousers bulging with evidence of his arousal.
You stood up, as he stepped towards you, and pulled him in for a hungry kiss. His hands roamed, teasing your nipples through the sheer fabric.
He broke the kiss. “As much as I love this little number, I need to take it off.” He said with a smirk.
“And then what?” You asked innocently, looking up at him through your lashes.
“You know very well what, little girl.” He rumbled, sliding into his role seemlessly.
“I don’t Daddy, you have to tell me.” You pouted.
He chuckled, as he began to peel off the lingere, your heavy breasts finally free from the constructing garment.
He made a primal rumbling sounds in his chest as his hand took your tits and kneaded them.
“Well little one, Daddy is going to undress you, and then you are going to be a good girl and sit on Daddies cock, ok?”
You nodded eagerly, “that’s my good girl” he hummed, pulling the lingere the rest of the way off so it fell to your feet, kicking it aside.
He got onto the bed and knelt, sitting on his feet, eyes fiery with desire as he looked at you.
“Look at you, so beautiful carrying Daddies baby. Come here.” He patted his thigh.
You got onto the bed and crawled over to him before shimmying back onto his thighs, your back to his chest.
He guided your hips up, teasing your entrance with the head of his cock.
“Please.” You whimpered.
“Please, what? He growled in your ear.
“Please Daddy.”
“Good girl.”
He pulled your hips down onto his cock, filling you to the hilt with a loud moan.
You cried out in pleasure, this angle had quickly become a favorite in pregnancy.
He helped you move, one hand under your bottom, the other cradling your tummy lovingly.
“Oh fuck Charlie.” You murmured, roleplay forgetten as you lost yourself in the dragging of his cock.
He moaned into your neck, you reached behind your head, gripping his hair, your back arching slightly.
“Y/n” He breathed, nibbling your ear, “you gonna cum for me babe?”
You whimpered, nodding, his hand cradling your belly moving down to seek out your needy clit.
He circled it slowly, relishing the sound of your long, low moans.“OhOh— right there.”
You arched your back, pushing down against him with your hips, driving his cock as deep inside you as you could. He responded by firmly and quickly rubbing your clit, sending you over the edge in a matter of seconds.
He came with a groan as your inner walls strangled his cock, milking every last drop of cum.
You relaxed against him, panting and grinning, his cock still snuggly inside you. He rolled you both, carefully so you were laying, spooning as he stretched his legs.
His hands rubbed your belly, soon after your son began to kick enthusiastically.
“Little tyrant.” You muttered, eyelids getting heavy.
“Him or me?” Charlie joked, hand moving in circulation motions over his little kicks.
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sailorhyunjinz · 3 years
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CHERRY LISSSTEENNNN OMGGGG
I WENT WITH MY MUM FOR AN EXHIBITION AND I MET SOMEONE THERE AJSHUSBSH DUDE THEIR PARENTS CAME OVER TO BUY STUFF AND SAID MY DAUGHTER LISTENS TO BTS TOO AND I WAS LIKE OH OKAY BUT THE LATER ON SHE COMES OVER AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT KPOP AND SAID THAT HER ULT ISN'T BYTS SO WHEN I ASKED HER ABOUT IT SHE SAID IT'S STRAY KIDS AND TURNED OUT WE'RE IN THE SAME STAY NATIONAL GC??? LIKE WTF SO WE LITERALLY HAD EACH OTHER'S NUMBER WITH US OHMYGODDDD THEY'RE CUTE AND HOT AND IS CHANNIE BIASED AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AND THEYR SO MUCH TALLER THAN ME LIKE ALMOST A HEAD TALLER WHEN I WAS WEARING HEELS AND THEY WERE WEARING FLATS-
I'LL BE MOVING TO ANOTHER CITY FOR UNI I'M JUST STUCK HAVING ONLINE CLASSES AND TURNS OUT SHE'S BASED OYR OF THE SAME CITY TOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AND THEY'RE INTO ART TOO??? TF ME TOO??
ALL THEIR INSTA POSTS HAVE SKZ PICTURES TOO PLS WHAT IS THIS HAPPENING-
☁️anon
OH SHIIIITTTTT AYO FUCK THEM ok im sorry dont do that-
also wtf you guys have national groupchats? HUH- also if they are a channie stan its a massive green flag they nice as fuck <33
MAYBE YALL CAN BE FRIENDS WHEN YOU MOVE!!! THATS GREAT!! ALREADY MAKING FRIENDS IN A NEW CITY~~
aaahhh im so happy to hear this it legit made me smile earlier SO I HOPE YOU GUYS GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER MORE!! who knows, maybe this is the beginning to a friendship~
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ondayslikethis · 4 years
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 what the HELL is going to happen with that damn letter Aren sent to Silas. I am literally about to just skip everything and go to the ending because I can’t handle the pressure ohmygodddd
i love aren so much and ithicana is going to be DONE for if they read everything lara wrote???
all im gonna say is if my homegirl taryn dies i’m going on strike. 
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RWBY 8.5 Liveblog
The Renora parts of this opening will kill me every fucking time
My poor baby Penny 😩😩
SOME ROOOOSES
Happy? Never again!!!
I love it
Daddy Polendina oh no!
Penny PLEASE stop trying to martyr yourself
Penny PLEASE stop looking so sad
FUCKING CINDER
She has to :(
STOP TALKING TO HER LIKE THAT
Maria having too much OH
Neo and Emerald together is gonna be impossible to fight
Pietro pls :(
Penny you HAVE to fight you can’t keep trying to fly away!
OH MARIA CAN’T SEE REGULARLY THEIR SEMBLANCES MIGHT NOT BE AS EFFECTIVE
“I choose to fight” I love her
PENNY NO
Goodbye Neo lmao
FUCK HER UP PENNY
DON’T LET EMERALD’S SEMBLANCE KILL YOU AGAIN
DON’T LET HER GO WHAT THE FUCK
Pietro you have to
Pietro :’(
“I want the chance to watch you live your life” we’re all gonna die if she doesn’t do this bro :’(
“I am trying to” OHMYGODDDD IM SOBVING STOP
Where’s Watt’s bullshit hack 😪
She’s so strong 😩😩
Ruby you’re such a fucking DORK
Yeah stay in your room Bitchly
NEPTUNE
ILIA
SHOPKEEP
GLYNDA?!?!?!
Nora baby :(
PENNY NOOOOO
Taiyang oh NOOOO this poor old man
I hate this subplot
“I love you” this is garbage
Did you just throw your phone at him?
This is so stupid
A RIVER of Grimm
Yeah we all knew this was gonna happen. Doesn’t mean I like it. It’s not a great narrative decision. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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stray-tori · 3 years
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An Innocent Sin & the good gay flashback ft. my descent into madness
I wasn’t sure if I should post this but I mostly want it archived so here we go. This is from like,, September?
So. “An Innocent Sin” is a dumpster fire unlike anything I’ve ever seen. I don’t remember why I decided to read it. maybe I was crazy. Either way... I read it. It soon started to touch upon (very very outlandish) sexual abuse which I thought was interesting. (the angst, not so much some of the wack circumstances surrounding it)
ANYWAY. at some point... we have a flashback. And not just that. It has a gay character.
And it turns rly gay. which mind you, is still in a het smut manwha (that has a “gay” side couple, but still!)
And it destroyed me.
For those who want to read it because I genuinely think the flashback is a decent bit, it’s all the bonus chapters between chapter 77 and 78 I think. There’s a part before that too, but idk where exactly anymore. (It’s on lezhin! or your platform of choosing)
I don’t THINK you’ll need any other knowledge to get the flashback bit? but it’s been a while.
Below the cut (rip mobile users), you can read all of my amazing reactions (all of these were text messages, for context - but I took most of the replies and convos about other things out). Post is also tagged as long post. :))
(i’m serious, this is fucking long)
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Here I am. Liking the gay flashback character. Feck. Main dude is still straight but idk it's cute pff
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This is a mess. The girl white hair likes, likes black hair, maybe, but thinks white hair is attractive
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What just happened is sth I'd like to know too pff He's so cute tho omg. Watch me melt Can we stay in this flashback before everything got perverted af and before white hair gets assaulted all the time I would send an eyebrow emote if I could Context: he's asking he says it again
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Ik it's not mutual but loookkk he's so sweet. He's kinda rude in present time, can't we stay in this flashback forever
I never asked for gay, never expected gay but I got gay
This story is trash why am I still reading it shdhhd
He caught his mom cheating. And now she's forcing him to watch??? What is thissss Well adoptive mom But still sudhdidu what Bitch how dare YOU exist
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Save my babyyyy
Yay sister that's not yet a rapist to the rescueee
This flashback is actually just nicer in every way let's just stay here This is a super long flashback btw Idek anymore what triggered it
Okay I think I'm gonna make the sensible decision and let this dumpster fire rest and just go sleep
It was very wild. I kinda wanna see white hair get therapy but it has 90 chapters and I'm at like 30... So I'm very concerned this is gonna be very dragged out. Idek if it's even finished ahahsududi - but I do kinda wanna see where it goes and see more cute Noah (white hair) so. Here we are.
yeahhh like i was down for the sexual abuse angst but then the mother killed the adoptive son's mother bc the dad had a thing for her?? and it was someone a person studying with white hair knew and so he's investigating and I'm like how did this turn into a crime organisation kind of plot
hhhhhhh i... i appreciate these horny things also tackling abuse but it always kind of gives me weird vibes to have both, especially when its very horny. And when people are horny to people who've been abused. Idk but I'd assume... you might try NOT to tie them up if they're frequently bondaged during their assaults. I'm just.... disjdksdj hello?? am i weird?? why are they fine with it???
also this manwha is so wild, theres this murder mystery investigation thing and then theres just a couple doing honry stuff sprinkled in between and i'm like OKAY
they rescued a guy in their basement and he's understandably very traumatized and they're trying to question him cut to our main couple trying bondage which i still dont understand bECAUSE HE'S A RAPE VICITM WHY ARE YOU OKAY WITH THIS the ones questioning arent the main couple of course but idshkjds
like im glad he's somehow okay with all this horny stuff despite his trauma and im glad he can be happy and have a nice relationship but DO WE NEED THIS MUCH OF IT he's very cute tho
i like that even when i try other stuff lezhin recommends me it still has large amount of gay in it
[mei: i mean... that's pretty great, if you ask me]
I mean I agree, I'm enjoying the gay eheheh these tonal whiplashes there's not even that much white space between the panels fhjd nvm it just turned horny goddamn it can there be 1 chapter without fucking? okay, there were the flashbacks
WE ARE BACK IN FLASHBACKS but im not getting the gay relationship, sad
OH WAIT AM I GETTING GAY COMFORT bc thats very good too
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OH NNOOO this turned sad very quickly
I'M SORRY IM SPAMMING BUT THIS IS JUST ANGSTY
I'M :((((
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different species confirmed
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I rly like them :((( I like the current girl too but it's just..... very horny with her. the flashbacks are nice [current tori edit: she’s very unloyal idk why i said I liked her] im weird HHHHH RIPPP 
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someone help him he looks so saddddd
not sure if thats the most healthy relationship but I'LL TAKE IT
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AWWW black hair's mom cooks mild food for them bc Noah can't eat spicy food :((( im soft
PFFF
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I LOVE THE FLASHBACKS :(((
awww
i feel like theyve done much more bonding than noah's current relationship. I mean yes I think its cute when she comforts him, too, but they rarely do anything besides be horny together
OH OH THEY'RE KISSING
best buildup, honestly
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the position is hornier than I'd like later here goes hope it stays cute
D-did someone just respect the word "stop"??? I am amazed
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i think you might uh. have some trauma stuff too so yknow
Dohye is a little dramatic in his reassurance but it's all rly cute so I'm :(( I like them a lot pls stay like this getting invested in flashbacks is always like: ik it wont stay but pls stay like this
hELP
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chapters ending in "i wanna touch him" is never good. I'm scared. Oh okay he didnt do anything. PHEW. He's already better than the girl, can't they just end up together lmao
[Noah was jealous]
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w-why do you look so evil dohye haukdhjs
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oh. oh no. the horny is starting. pls dont... just be cute forever
DOHYE NO YOU WERE SO DECENT WHY ARE YOU LYING ABOUT KOREAN TRADITIONS TO GET HIM TO DO STUFF HORNY STUFF TOO NO PLS STOP I JUST- WHEEE TvT the manwha is actually less visually horny in the flashbacks but im not sure if its bc its BL which isnt rly the genre of the manwha or if its bc they're still kids basically, which... I'd respect the latter, tho I'd prefer it to be like this constantly haha
okay. he's not respecting stop anymore, but it's also more of embarrassed nature more than "no i dont want this stop" so maybe i can forgive it. Still losing points, but he hugged him and it was sweet so HHHHHHHHHHH NOT SURE HOW I SHOULD JUDGE THIS SITUATION
They [Noah’s family] forbid him to visit his friends house I AM DEVASTATED
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understandable they're a rapist, a fucked up murderer mother and a father with a thing for younger women so
tho he dont know any of that but yknow he's so pretty just fucking end me on the spot
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hooo
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they are boyfriends and ik from the future that his sister is gonna ruin it allll she has those drugs that make visual imaginations feel like they rly happened to the person (dont know if thats real but holy fuck its terrifying) and she's used it before to say that Noah assualted her. and im pretty sure shes gonna use it again bc there was a panel of Noah remembering Dohye being uhhhh intimate with her and thats why Noah began to hate him and im so sad im not ready for it. bc he's denied it in the future and i honestly couldnt see it happening even before that or she drugged Dohye, i guess thats a possibility too
[current tori: oh girl, it’s neither and it’s wack]
which if, btich you gonna die even more enough rambling, more reading. this makes me so sad but also spicy
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on the manwha note, he thinks Noah doesnt like his family bc he's adopted and doesnt feel comfy which....... fair enough i suppose. and he's so cute im gonna melt just looK AT THIS 
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SHUt UP, IM GONNA CRY
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OH MY GODDDD he ate like ice and gum and all that, and Dohye assumed it was bc of the more spicy food and got rl worried, but he was just trying to get the smell out of his breath bc he wanted to kiss him ukhsdjs HOW CAN YOU BE SO CUTE HELLLOOOOOOOOO
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look at them. LOOK AT mY BABIESSSS
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how am i ever gonna care about the main couple again aww he-he wanted to go to the same highschool as him :((( im sad bc i know its not gonna happennnnnn
[mei: also at this point, you're literally never gonna care about them. i don't even know the main couple that well and i honestly don't care about them whatsoever.]
WAIT NO they're actually going to the same school awww ik it wont take long until sister fucks it up for them but for now theyre so sweet ohmygodddd
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cant he move in with them, fuck his family honestly
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dohye he's not a fucking pokemon iukhsdjs
oh. its. turning horny i am displeased with this development but i guess its natural for their relationship however COULD YOU DO IT AT HOME AND NOT IN SOME DUSTY SMALL ROOM how do ppl do this i like that the comments too are just "... is anyone still carng about the other girl?" sakjds
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this is the best 3 panels in existence.
h-he just took your hand dohye idk what to tell you
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[mei: "you blush at everything i do" god if that isn't me, idk what is]
awww its cute dohye is getting bonus points bc he invited Noah over while his mom wasnt home, they watched some sexual stuff and he DIDNT try to do anything what is this where can i get more of this
"well im not okay"
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MY BABIESSSS 
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they still didnt do much btw they're just kinda exploring and its honestly nice TvT I dont want this to ever endddd
[Dohye sees Noah’s sister and approaches her] N O
N OOOO
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this is the starttttt of something.......... TERRIBLEEEE 
:((( babyyyy
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I AM EMO
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Noah was drugged im sure. hes having dreams and waking up in pain and the sister is asking doyhe over I DONT LIKE THISSSSSSS OH HE DECLINED
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OKAY OKAY he saw him with her again but it was from behind and im not sure if it rly happened??? oh no this is terrible. Noah :((( poor child
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i am so emo about this
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[reminder he’s been abused TvT]
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[the sister: “Don’t you want to know why?”]
i will. murder someone he called to ask her to delete his number btw what is this manwha but this is just gonna make it that more tragic when whatever happens that breaks them apart :(((
he's such a good bf but Noah just wont TELL him his side I'M SO SAD
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I AM SO SAD
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No
NO
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It cant end im actually tearing up nooo you were so cuteeee and happpyyy
[*sister is telling dohye to come to the gym hall*]
what else is she gonna do she already teared [current tori: ahem... T O R E] them apart THAT'S NOT DOYhE. THATS NEVER HIM. OH MY GOD. is it a look alike??? damn, she's dedicated to just. ruining it, huh
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I’M
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I’M SO SAD
now he's switching SCHOOLS NO NOOOOO how will i ever find happiness againnnn NO they're misunderstanding further they're not talking properly i mean i get it but oh my god
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I'M :((( 
NO NOOOO pls make up in the future at least omg he tried to clear it up tooo ahhh i dont even have hopes for them getting back together but i just i want them to clear it up im crying first manwha to make me cry and it's this dumpster fire ahaha maybe a little too bc it kinda hit a little close to home i guess but goddamnn ittttt they were so cuteee and so happy and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OH NO. Noahs getting drugged and assaulted. And he's realizing it happened before, he just forgot. I am. so sad it's not horny drawn either which i appreciate but MY HEART NO
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N O DONT YOU DARE MAKE THIS WORSE
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Im. gonna cry more 
Doyhe kept an eye on him im so emo :(( but he thought he was doing well enough and gave up.... Im im so sad no i want you to make up and get back together its all just a stupid........... MEHHHH will i ever find sth like this flashback again
[mei: p-probably not, no]
i am so devasted i dont even wanna go back to the main couple just fucking. i want this relationship back :(((( but i guess the investigation might end up somewhere so hhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh the baker manwha had a similar flashback feeling so. i just gotta find more of that haha
BUT THIS WAS SO SAD??? im so emo
[Dohye got kidnapped // the flashback commentary stops here but I think my descend into madness is pretty funny too]
OH YEAH THAT HAPPENED. THE FLASHBACK WAS SO LONG I FORGOT. NOOOO SAVE HIM. JESUS CHRIST PLS JUST ONE GOOD THING
its. actually rly smart to have another, more focused on them flashback, before the arc where he gets kidnapped by the rapist murder household so. good job. from a meta perspective but also NO but also. maybe theres hope for them making up at least after all :(((
[main couple kissing] this is. very weird now. but im glad he has someone, he deserves it but dohyeeeee
and switching to sex, YET AGAIN now i wanna see this EVEN LESS THAN I DID BEFOREEEE it's even.... a threesome now with one of the other characters why are you like this why can't you be. like in the flashback i am so upset HAHHHHH WHEEEZEEEE
I am just stop fucking jesus christ PLEASE I DONT WANNA SEE IT ANYMOREEEEE
im just stop the horny pls just tell me who that new guy is and why doyhe likes him so much
[mei: this manwha is a fucking mess but at least we got your lovely commentary out of it]
dhsuksj thanks i feel honored at least i got cute BL out of it before everything went [back] to shit
[mei: THAT TOO]
[...]
tbh im getting kinda mad about doyhe... i dont... feel like he'd just fall instantly for a guy who looks like Noah... but eh not my character
i just want closure for dohye at this point, fuck everything else ... not literally pls theres already too much of that
pls get it together for like 1 chapter is the investigation even still happening i am so confused save dohye plEASE wait what i have less than 10 episodes left Dont tell me this shit isnt even wrapped up yet
[Dohye is having a breakdown over the Noah double not coming to see him anymore]
yeah i this... doesnt feel like Dohye... at all... Even when Noah was rejecting him he was just kind of... taking it with some humor and maybe he was a little desperate and risky sometimes but... oh well... i do want him to get better but... im having a hard time believeing this development??? he never seemed overly anxious or anything. but who knows what else they did to him. Sister can still go fuck off tho
[...]
i mean. i liked the flashbacks a lot honestly??? it stayed simple and focused on the dynamics and less trying to balance smut with murder plots
[dm partner: NO THAT'S WHAT I MEAN LIKE CLEARLY THE AUTHOR CAN MAKE A GOOD STORY SO I'M JUST... CONFUSED AS TO WHY THEY DIDN'T STICK WITH SOME SOFT, FLUFFY BL ROMANCE MANWHA AND DECIDED TO MAKE WHATEVER THIS IS INSTEAD ]
okay i dont care bc dohye is currently getting assaulted nobody asked for this why i just. this is terrible. he was... so sweet. he doesnt deserve this. nobody does of course but jesus christ pls someone save him at least its not horny visually, one saving grace
ah... the assult is back to being depicted horny-ly thank you for nothing
[... removed some general confusion about the plot]
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YES. SOME SHIP FOOD.
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i am. suffering i mean i cant stop but GOD
okay so apparantly. the sister. has just an arsenal of people who look like other people Dohye, then Noah... and even Noah's GF??? this is ridiculous??
one good message 
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why 
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did you feel the need to add that [actual tired rage]
im gonna die this manwha is gonna kill me im laughing but im suffering oh hes arrested great and thats the end and the last update was in january of this year
why AS IN NOAH IS ARRESTED nobody who actually did anything is arrested What is this why is this AHHH I at least wanted the complete-ness of finishing this but now I'M JUST SUFFERING
[ mei: I MEAN TO BE FAIR I'D BE SUFFERING TOO BC JUST... WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE?? MANY QUESTIONS?? AND MANY CONCERNS BC THIS MANWHA IS JUST... AN EXPERIENCE ]
its an experience allright WELL
_______________
yup that’s it.
in my head, in a twist of events Dohye and Noah make up and are actual endgame. Something like that must exist out there but I won’t ask because it’d destroy the surprise and ruin the point.
That’s it.
Have a nice day.
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theskyequakess · 4 years
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(Warning: you’re about to find a very emotional, sappy and ridiculous text wrote by my inner teenager in a very questionable English. You’ve been warned, I’m not responsible for all the cringe this may contain.)
These two books are 11 years apart.
The first one -may not need an introduction, but you know me, I like to be dramatic- is Twilight in its pocket version and of course, in Spanish. It was given to me on December 25th when I was 13 years old. I was newly in the Twilight world (not fandom, because at that time I had no idea what that was xdd), just one month before I was stepping in the movie theater to watch New Moon.
Yeah, as you read it. I got myself into this WITH NEW MOON. This is a very ‘me’ move.
My cousin invited me to go to the movies, I had no idea what I was watching, she told me the basics: he’s a vampire, she’s a normal girl, they’re in love. And I just went like that. I even remember watching it in Spanish (and if you know me, you’ll know I HATE TO WATCH MOVIES IN SPANISH AKDJSSDKJ), and even though I was not sure what was happening half of the time, I was like ‘ohmygodddd’.
I was a naïve and unexperienced teenager, okay?
I walked out of there ready to know EVERYTHING about Twilight.
Fast forward to December when I finally got the first book and my Twilight-journey officially began.
Then I remember saving my allowance to buy all the other books, and as time progressed, the movies. Let’s not forget all the merchandising and magazines I bought. OH BOY.
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(Yeah, they are all different because Breaking Dawn is hardcover, Eclipse and New Moon are the normal versions, Twilight the pocket version —all of them are Spanish version. While Midnight Sun is an English version. Bad for my OCD, but they are meaningful to me)
Anyway, I’m not ashamed to say that the Twilight Saga opened me the door to read books. Sure, I’ve always been a person who loved to read ANYTHING. Tales, magazines, encyclopedias, school books, normal books… but those books made me want to read more, to look for more genres, to find adventures and things I liked… so Twilight at 13 years old was my start.
I remember becoming the person who read more books in my literature class, I DEVOURED books. I was so happy.
When I think back of those times, myself in middle school, I remember better times, easiest time. I remember talking (and fighting lol) with my friends about Team Edward vs Team Jacob. Being exited about the premieres, collecting things and just being dumb and young lol.
I still can’t believe Stephenie Meyer finally finished writing this book, I still remember when it was leaked and she said she’ll never finish it writing. I WAS SO SAD BECAUSE I REALLY WANTED TO KNOW EDWARD’S POV + DREAMING ABOUT KNOWING WHAT WAS GOING IN HIS HEAD AND IN THE OTHER CULLEN’S WHEN BELLA VISITED THEIR HOUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME.
Now time has passed, I’m 23 years old, I’ve grown and become another person, but I still fangirl about Twilight because even though it can be ridiculous, idk it takes me back to better and simpler times. AND MY LOVE FOR ALICE WILL EVER PERSIST LOL
And as yesterday I opened the package, I recognized that happiness from when I was a teenager and I felt so happy and relieved to feel it.
And one more thing that makes me kinda proud? This time I was able to buy the book in English, because now I believe I can read it completely in English… being this MY FIRST TIME I BUY A BOOK IN ENGLISH!!!
I’ve read tons of fanfics, texts, articles and whatever you can imagine in English, but this is my first time BUYING A BOOK IN ENGLISH TO READ IT.
I’m so excited to know who much time will take me to read it, as I know -in Spanish- I can read a normal book in 2 days.
And now to finish this, I’ll like to share Stephenie’s dedication, because as I read it, my eyes filled with tears because it’s so true, I’ve really feel it, I was 13 years old when all this started and now I’m 23, and even if things haven’t been easy, and I still have a long way to go, I’m in the right way.  I know my old me feels proud of me.
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Andddd I'm going to read now, see ya👋🏻
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bonesandthebees · 7 months
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NOT EVEN GIVING MYSELF TIME TO WRITE A N ENDING NOTE TO LAST ASK IM SPEEDRUNNING THIS SHIT IHKGYDD
NOOOOOO THIS HAS ALREADY GONE TO SHIT SO FUCKING QUICK WHATRHFUCK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS IS SO FUCKED THIS SIS FOSFUCKDJDKF
"This has happened before" oh my fucking god CHILLS what the FUCK
A FUCKIGN SYFRINGE??#?_?_!_ THAT ESCALETSD QUICKLY UH BEE WHAT THR RUFKCK???
What the fuck
NOOOO THIS IS SOO THIS SIS SPFCUCKSDUDPAHDODHSKFKDKDLF
NOOOOOO NO FUCKIGN WAYYY NOOOO THIS IS SO MANIPUTLKAITVEEE NOOO CANT U SEEEE NOOOO THIS IS WAY MORE FUCKED UP THAN I COULDVE IMAGINED HOKYFUCJINGHSITHSOSGSKFJSJDF NMOOOO NO WAYSHSKSKFLSLFJDK NOOODHFKDLD
YES TOMMY YWSHSOAHSLSJKD YESSJDJFKFL
What.
The. Fuck.
What.
What.
They can WHAT.
Omg jaw dropped ROCKETDUO?$??$?$?$ HELLOOOO
Oh god this chapter is fucking long I am terrified whaththefuck goes down ohkygoddd aaaaaaa
Pausing for now until I get home so I dont like have to wait an hour right after reading an almost death shfkfkfkfkkdkk
Okay back woot woot :D
Snuggled up in bed with my fairy lights on under two blankets and in my PJs I AM READY!!!!
OH MY FUCKING GOD WAIT.
JUST REALISED
SMOKE.
FIRE.
STATUE.
OH FUCK
NOOOOOO THIS IS SO EVIL OHKYFUCGODJDODJFLGKGLG
NOOOOOOOOOOO
WAIT. I DID NOT READ THAT RIGHT. HOLDUP. I JUST. NO. NO WAY. JACK DID NOT. THERES NO FUCKING WAY. WHATHTHEFUCK. OHMYGOD?
NO
WHAT
NO
OHMYGOD
NY MOUTH IS HUNG OPEN IN SHOCK WHAT
I'm putting onmysuperangstynplaylistforthissholyshit
Oh
My
God
I know he has the syringe but..but. but. But. But. But. But. That is traumatizing that is fucking traumatizing
Bee is this u practicing writing MCD for roses LMFAODJFKGK ohmygodddd I'm ow ow ow ohmyfuckingofdo ohmygod ohmygod the TRAUMA the fucking TRAUMAS the curse??? I mean. He's gonna come back to life but he died holyshit. Is Wilbur eve r gonna not wear a blindfold I'm insane. I'm so insane. I cannot. I don't even know what tod o ohkygod ohkudoboghdnsmfjfdls
This is so fucking cool I'm fucking obsessed
Oh god....
Oh god.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Everything hurts.
Everything hurts.
Ow.
HOW DID IT GET EVEN SADDER??$?$?#?#?$??_?_?_$ TOMMY FUCKING DIED IS THAY NOT ENOUGH OHMYGODDDD
It wasn't your time... That's totally why she didn't show up yes yes [cries]
HOW IS IR GETTING WORSE
JUST LET RHE BOYS REST OHMYGODDDJAKSHDKFKFLGF
WHERES PHIL AND TECHNO KHMYFUCGODDDDD
YESSS FUCK U SCHLATT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
YESSDJFJGKDKFK I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO USE HIS EYES AS A WEAPON YESSDDJFKGKD
Ily ranboo
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
That was so intense aaaaaaaaaaa
I don't even have WORDS, I'll probs have words once I read all the other asks but man. Man. I'm in shock. Wow. That was. So intense. Ohhhh my godddd so cool tho so so cool I'm gonna fozpsjdkf explodes beeeeee beeeeeee you're so good at writing holyshitttt this was such a satisfying climax ohmygoddddd aaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm not going to get over Tommy waking up and just. Demanding why Kristin wasn't there. That's so. Ow?? Ow..ouch. ouch. Ohmhgodddddskskfkdkskfjfkskf
Beeeeeee beeee I am not okay bee ohmygod diaowjdoxishdkskdjf
At least I can unmute the tags now woOOOO FJFKFLDLFLGLDKFLFLGG EXPLODES IM SO GONNA REREAD RHE SHIT OUTTA THE REVIVAL SCENE OHKYGODDD OUCHH OUCHIE OUCHIE OUCHIE I NEED DADZAAAA
ch 27 time lets go icy
yeah things go to shit really fast lmaoooo
loved finally getting to talk about the pythia curse story I've had that one written up for a while
the syringe is a surprise tool that will help us later :)
that whole convo was soooo manipulative and fucked up but also!! wilbur pushed through!! he held onto himself he's made so much progress!!
smoke :) tommy's lungs :)) jack manifold is there :)))
maybe it's me practicing my MCD writing for rose who knows you'll have to wait and see on that one lmao
tommy died and came back but death wasn't the great thing he'd always been promised it was. it wasn't warm and he wasn't comforted. he was cold and alone and terrified.
AND FUCK SCHLATT
thank you so much icy I'm so happy with how that chapter turned out. it really felt like the perfect climax to everything i'd been building towards the entire fic. so glad you enjoyed <3
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fpsantangelo · 6 years
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Yes..hello. Idk what’s happening to me I h8 dc sports but I’ve been reading so much nats fic recently and I just read your zim/harp fic and I am here begging for part two!!!
OHMYGODDDD first of all tysm this just made my whole ass day 💕💖💓
and I’m definitely gonna try to add at least one more part to it for sure! maybe more than that lmao idk yet but I wanna wrap it up n make those boys happy :’)
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Cold Water. Chap 1. You’re not the only one that cares about her
“Regina?” Emma asked her wife through the phone.
They had both been pretty busy as of late, Regina had mountains upon mountains of paper work to prepare for all the meetings she had coming up this close to Christmas. Emma had never been so busy with all the drunks, including Leroy along with all the accidents that had been happening because of how icy the roads where. The roads were covered with black ice, causing a lot of accidents and a huge amount of people ending up in the emergency room. This meant a great deal of paperwork for the sheriff as well. As long as Emma had it all handed in to the mayor by December 23rd, Regina would be happy, and she wouldn’t have the wrath of Regina to fear.
“Yes?” Regina replied
“I love you.”
“I love you too.”
Those were the words they said to one another every day, it was important to both of them to remind each of the love they had. So Regina thought nothing of it. Just another important I love you. Every time either one said those three words; they said it with such depth and such importance and so much importance.
“Regina? Why don’t we go out for dinner tonight? Just the two of us?”
“Is my wife asking me on a date?”
“Yes madam mayor, I am indeed.”
Emma knew how much Regina loved it when she called her madam mayor; it was a bit of a turn on for the brunette, maybe Emma thought she would get laid tonight if she called her wife by all the names that turned her on.
“Okay well, I’ll be finished around about eight? So book the table for eight thirty and I’ll meet you there?” Regina checked
“Okay I’ll see you there. I love you Gina.”
“You too babe.” Regina replied with a smile before she hung up the phone. She thought nothing else of it; nothing was out of the ordinary, nothing seemed weird or different. And it wasn’t.
Regina was running ten minutes behind; but that was no surprise. Emma was used to her wife being late. Lucky for Regina Emma was usually running a little late too, not Regina late but just a little bit. Regina put all her paper work in the correct folder and placed it into the drawer in her desk, so she would finish it off in the morning. Regina stood up placing her handbag on her desk; she waved her hands making a beautiful blue fitted dress appear on her body, along was a pair of ankle boots. Regina then picked up her long black coat from the hanger on the back of the door and threw it on. Regina finally picked up her bag and walked out her office turning of the lights and locking the door behind her.
“Jo? You’re still here?” Regina frowned looking at her secretary.
“Yes, Mrs.SwanMills. I’m just putting in the last few appointments for you for next week.”
“Well don’t stay too late will you? Go home to your daughter.” Regina said with a kind smile
“I won’t. You off anywhere nice? You look lovely.” Jo smiled seeing the mayor in her dress.
“Actually yes. My wife had asked me out on a date, we’ve not had a date night for a good six months, so I’m excited. I feel like I did when we first started dating, butterflies and all.” Regina grinned almost bouncing on the spot.
“I like your boots.” Jo smiled.
Jo had a little bit of a crush on the mayor, I mean who didn’t. Regina SwanMills was absolutely drop dead gorgeous.
“Thank you. Now go on finish up here and go home.” Regina smiled as she walked out the office.
Regina arrived at their first date restraint only fifteen minutes late.
“Miss. Mills.” The waitress said seeing the Mayor arrive
“SwanMills.”
“I’m sorry?” The waitress asked confused by the mayor’s response
“My name, it’s Regina SwanMills. I’m married.”
“Oh I am sorry, congratulations. Have you booked?” The waitress said a little flustered.
“My wife should have booked a table for two under SwanMills?” Regina asked
“Ahh yes. Here we are. You’re the first one here.” The waitress replied happily looking down at the diary.
“I’m sorry what?” Regina asked a little alarmed
“Yes, you’re wife hasn’t arrived yet.”
“Right.”
“Okay, let me show to your table, my name is Helen, I’ll be serving you this evening. Follow me.” The waitress smiled.
Regina followed Helen to a lovely table upstairs, by the window looking over the forest. There was always something so magical about a forest; both Emma and Regina found it beautiful.
“Thank you.” Regina smiled sadly as she sat down
“Can I get you a drink whilst you wait?” The red headed waitress asked
“Do you still do that toffee apple cider?”
“Indeed we do.” Helen replied
“I’ll have one of those please.”
“Okay, I’ll be back with your drink soon; hopefully your wife won’t keep you too long.”
“One can only hope.” Regina didn’t say until Helen was out of ear shot.
Regina sat jiggling her left leg with anxiety and checking the time on her phone (which was in Regina’s left hand) every two seconds.
“Here is your cider.” Helen smiled appearing at the table
“Thank you.” Regina didn’t even bothering pouring the cider into the glass she just started drinking from the bottle.
“Is everything okay?”
“Yes fine. Please leave.” The mayor was sharp and cold with her words making the waitress walk of quickly not wanting to stick around.
However everything was not fine as Regina so bluntly said. It was the opposite of fine and she was worrying, and not just a little bit. She finished her cider in less than a minute. She was now jiggling both her legs and if she wasn’t checking he phone she was keeping an eye out on the door for her wife. Regina had been sitting for about twenty minutes and still Emma wasn’t there and with that Regina gave her wife a call, however it went straight to voicemail.
“Emma? Baby? It’s me your wife, I’ve been waiting here at Prezzo’s for nearly half an hour. I’m worried please call me back, I love you.” Regina hung up.
After waiting and worrying for another forty five minutes she made the decision to pay for her cider and leave.
“Thank you Helen is it? Next time I’ll come back with my wife.” Regina smiled.
“Of course.” The red head smiled as she watched the mayor walk out.
There was something familiar about the waitress but Regina was more concerned about where the hell her wife was. After all Emma was the one that suggested the date.
Regina made her way over to the loft, bursting in on Snow and Charming.
Now that was an image she would never forget. Snow bloody white spread out on her back on the kitchen table, her legs wide apart, fully naked as Charming’s face was sat between his wife’s legs and the moan coming from Snow, showed that this was not only something new they were doing but it was most defiantly something they’d be doing again.
“OHMYGOD OHMYGODDDD!!! GROSSS!” Regina screeched
“REGINA! SHIT!”
Both the Charming’s panicked seeing the former Evil Queen standing in the middle of their loft with her hand covering her eyes.
David tried to stand quickly but from there it just went downhill, Snow tried to stand up at exactly the same time as her husband but feeling herself falling from the table, she grabbed her David’s arm pulling him down with her. They just ended up as a crumpled, naked, mess on the floor.
Regina held back a laugh, walking over to the couple and seeing their nakedness she quickly waved her hands, making a dressing gown appear on each of them.
“Thank you.” Snow said under the weight of her husband’s body.
“Maybe next time, lock the door?”
“Well we weren’t expecting company.” David grumbled as he stood up and helped his wife to her feet.
“Yes well it’s important.”
“What is it Regina?”
“When’s the last time you heard or saw Emma?”
“Well if you’re asking us where your wife is, something has happened.” Snow replied with concern.
“JUST TELL ME!” Regina trembled with fear
“Okay, okay calm down-“
“-CALM DOWN? CALM DOWN! YOUR DAUGHTER IS MISSING!” Regina burst into tears, collapsing to the floor.
Snow rushed to her daughter-in-laws side.
“Hey Regina, look at me.” Snow gently took Regina by the chin, in a fashion Regina still does with Henry, who's a fully grown adult. Snow wiped the tears with the pads of her thumbs from Regina's face.
“What happened? We haven’t heard from or seen Emma since lunch time; we all had our weekly lunch date. We’ve not heard from her since.” Snow said looking at Regina with care.
“I’m sorry for shouting it’s just, Emma phoned at lunch time asking if I wanted to go on a date night... I of course said yes and she booked our table, I was twenty minutes late as it was but she’s used to that, Emma is always only ever five minutes late, I sat at the table for about 45 minutes. She never showed.”
“Have you tried calling her?”
“Do I look like an imbecile?”
“No of course not, I just-“
“It’s okay. I’m just snapping.” A big wave of fear came over Regina “What if something bad has happened to her? WHAT IF I LOOSE HER! WE CAN NOT LOOSE HER!” Regina feared, having a tight grip onto Snow’s arm. Even now both the woman found a comfort in each other, especially with how far the relationship has come, they could trust in one another and to be there for each other after everything that happened with Regina’s reign. Emma bought them together.
“Regina? We won’t lose her come on let’s go and find her. Can you poof on some jeans and a t-shirt on to me and some converse shoes?”
Regina smiled doing exactly that.
“Really Regina?” Snow frowned looking at her t-shirt.
The t-shirt was white, with a rainbow along with the words ‘I love my lesbian daughter and her wife.’
“You didn’t specify what kind of t-shirt.” Regina smirked
“Fine, fine we don’t have time. David you stay here in case she comes back.”
“Right-o”
“Come on.” Snow grabbed her daughter-in-law by the hand and dragged her out the loft and out onto the streets of storybrooke.
“So that noise you were making? Was it some kind of animal?” Regina asked Making the princess go as bright as anything.
“Uhh-umm, I don’t know, let’s talk about it later.” Snow stumbled over her words.
Regina was taking a lot of pride in embarrassing her mother-in-law to the enth degree.
“But-“
“Regina!” The waitress from earlier came running over to the two woman.
“Hi. Can this wait I’m trying to find my wife.” Regina said walking off arm in arm with Snow.
“If you don’t want her to die, I’d listen to me if I were you.”
Regina slowly turned round and held out a fireball holding it up to throw
“Oh and I wouldn’t do that either.”
Regina looked at the sincerity in Helen’s eyes before looking at the fireball in her hands and turning it out.
“Much better. Now if you wish to see your wife again, you will listen to me.”
Regina gulped not wanting to lose her wife, she was very good at not showing her fear, and she didn’t. Snow knew she was scared and she so desperately wanted to grab Regina’s hand to show her she wasn’t alone but she also knew that Regina would hate that right at this moment.
Helen walked over to Regina taking her hand in her own and also taking snow’s and apperating them to somewhere neither had seen before. It looked like a warehouse of sorts.
“Where are we?” Snow asked looking around, trying to work out where she had been transported to.
“For now let’s call it my work.” Helen smirked
“Well what are we doing here?!” Regina asked
“Let me show you. Follow me please.” Helen led the two women through and old, wooden door. It was cold, ice cold; the walls were made of stone.
“Helen what are we doing in here?”
Helen walked over to a desk where a laptop lay, she opened it up.
“Now she’s perfectly safe... for now.” Helen smirked.
The laptop showed an image of Emma, it was on a live feed, Emma was strapped down to a chair. She had a few bruises on her face.
“EMMA!” Regina Ran to the laptop, looking fearfully into the screen Helen pressed a button, on the laptop “You can talk to her.”
“Emma! Emma! Baby it’s me.” Regina cried
“Gina? I’m okay I promise. I’m okay.”
Helen pressed the same button again “She’s told you she’s okay, now if you want her back alive. You’re going to willingly give yourself to us.”
“What?”
“What?”
Both Regina and Snow asked
“See that.” Helen smirked pointing over at an old hospital bed with a machine at the side.
“Isn’t that what they use for-“ “Electric shock therapy. Yes.” Regina took a deep breath. Not saying a word.
“You have until tomorrow to decide. And if you try and rescue her before tomorrow, you will pay the consequences, or maybe she will. Here take the laptop with you.”
Helen closed and passed Regina the laptop.
“You’re coming with us.”
“Of course I am.” Helen smiled
“You think I didn’t know I was going to be arrested after showing you all this. I am not an idiot.”
Regina was speechless, both herself and Snow grabbed one arm each of Helen’s and Regina apperated them to the sheriff’s station and threw Helen into one of the jail cells.
“Snow can you-“
“Already on it.” The short haired brunette cut Regina off as she pulled out her mobile from her back pocket.
“David, Hi, Please come down to the sheriff’s station. Like now...Oh, okay... Yes.”
Snow hung up the phone putting her phone down on the desk.
“He’s just outside.” Snow smiled.
David walked in to the station “Hey girls. So what do we have here?”
David went and stood beside his wife rubbing her back. “So you’re the husband?” Helen smirked leaning back against the wall in her cell, folding her arms.
“And who are you?” David asked and all of a sudden Helen went very quiet.
“This is Helen David. She kidnapped your daughter.”
“Wait-What? He’s-I mean your- Emma is your daughter.”
“Mmhh.” David wasn’t saying much he was just holding in his anger.
Regina set down the laptop on the table and opened it up, looking at the live stream of Emma.
“Mom!” Henry, ran into the station.
“Henry? What are you doing here?”
“Grandpa texted me about Momma.”
“DAVID.” Both Regina and Emma groaned in unison.
“Mom, don’t blame him, Mom I’m a tech analyst, I can find Momma let me have the laptop.”
“Do it.” David said and Henry walked over to the laptop tapping away with everyone patiently watching him. He found her with five minutes.
“There. She’s down by the docks, in the exact same...” Henrys words disappeared
“The same place I was tortured by Greg.” Regina replied and a nodd came from her now 23 year old son.
“Let’s go." David said storming out the room.
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you.” Helen smirked from the cell.
Regina paused looking at Helen and seeing something in her, something that made her uncomfortable and fearful.
The mayor ran out after David grabbing him by the arm “Hey stop, Helen still thinks she’s in control, she’s not acting like someone who just lost, she didn’t even flinch, it’s like she expected this!”
“No, no. We are not listening to that psycho, every minute we wait matters.”
“I want to get her as badly as you do, but we can’t punch our way out of this. We gotta get it right.”
“If the shoe was on the other foot Emma would already be out the door going after you Regina. I’m not waiting.”
“You’re not the only one that cares about her David!”
“I’m going!” David shouted and Regina stood there with fear and shaking her head
“DAVID!” But David was already out the door.
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dialux · 7 years
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Thoughts on Wonder Woman that literally nobody asked for:
I loved the little girl and her face and everything she stands for omggg
That scene?? where antiope trains teenage diana?? and hippolyta enters all furious?? and these ~50~ year old sisters just fight and make up and agree?? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP MATE OHMYGOD
Okay but as brutal as it was to watch antiope die, for me it was actually worse to watch the beginning- where the bullet flies for the first time, and strikes an amazon who’s jumping behind diana- and diana realizes the true horror of what’s happening. 
Like to see the effects of war on this paradise island
was
heartbreaking
steve’s scene in those pools. I AM JUST------- [insert incoherent mumbling/sobbing/shrieking here]
Diana is innocent and shining and beautiful. I would totally die for her. She will make Steve believe in Ares with the strength of her own belief. That boat scene slayed me a thousand times over.
Coughs and slides into a puddle on the floor about diana saying, “baby” bc i have never seen such pureness EVAH it turned my skin clearer than a fucking transparent sheet of plastic.
SAMEER
LET ME SAY IT AGAIN: SAMEER.
“I AM NOT THE RIGHT COLOR.”
just rip my heart out you little ball of wool and wanting and teeth, just tear it out, ohmygodddd
Also, ummmm, that scene. Right before Diana gets ice cream. bc there were sikh soldiers and SO MANY soldiers of color and I did not expect that but I was so glad to see them.
I- as much as I understand why steve and diana shared that night- didn’t really like it all that much. Honesttogod would’ve liked it better if they’d kissed on the tarmac. 
That said, the scene was shot. so. well. 
all dark and intimate and silent. PERFECTION.
Apologies to gifmakers though that scene must still be causing y’all nightmares lmao
“What I do is not up to you.”
ALSO ALSO ALSO: that scene where diana rides off with the horse- after the village- it was such a parallel to the scene in the beginning, where she’s a little girl and in the perfect world and everything is sunlit and bright and golden; but now diana’s raging and armored and fierce as any goddess, in a darker world; tired, and still, despite it all, lovely.
(Apparently if diana looks up and closes her eyes and thinks she’s at peace, everything will just become worse. This happens twice, jfc.)
“Maybe it’s not what you deserve.” 
“Maybe I don’t deserve it.”
Listen, I am many things but I am such a sucker for the way Steve Trevor doesn’t pin his hopes on Diana and walks away from her on that tower- he loves her; he does, but there’s no time for Diana’s crisis of faith here. And Steve tries to bring her back to him, but when she refuses- he has to go. He walks away. And he doesn’t hold it against her, because she’s from another world and another culture, but he doesn’t coddle her about it either.
And then Diana fights back and she fights forwards and Steve has faith in her even after all of it.
Diana knows paradise, okay? She knows paradise, she’s lived there for centuries. And Ares shows her this paradise and shows her what he plans and shows her what could be-
And Diana closes her eyes. Diana imagines.
And then Diana says, “I could never be a part of that.” and gives up her vision of paradise in favor of reality 
There was a meta talking about Diana wielding a sword and how it was the antithesis to her character bc it’s a masculine weapon and I’d just like to say that I went into this movie expecting to hate it and then that sword got fucking DESTROYED and it was such a cathartic moment
Chief and Sameer and Charlie resigning themselves to death. Together. Knowing there is no way out; deciding, eyes wide and open and hands clenched tight- they were shadows at the end, lit against flame, visible only through their silhouettes- and they just ripped up my heart into a thousand pieces I hate them all so much.
Chris Pine’s eyes have never been bluer than when he points a gun back at a cargo of bombs and swallows. He looked so young; looked so afraid; but he kept those blue eyes open and pulled that trigger and idk man but he is the son of my heart and I will never let him go, like ughhhh.
But tbph that scene where Isabel Maru’s mask rips off- was just. so- poignant.
beneath the plastic; beneath the half-human half-machine monstrosity that is isabel’s face; beneath this person who is a villain in the purest sense of the word- 
there is a scar.
there is fear, and loss, and just- mortality. 
And Diana sees, even in the depths of a grief deeper than anything she’s ever known, and she chooses not to kill Isabel. 
Diana chooses to kill Ares with his own power, which was an amazing choice. Also that scene where she fights him with the lasso on the rooftop? I will never get over it. NEVER.
So, like, this movie is fucking iconic and also fucking amazing and I am fucking ended ohmygod.
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whereimfeminine · 7 years
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The SNL guest is usually a guest on Fallon the week of and that means Fallon will have him as a guest for a sit down chat. Even if they're saving the live performance for SNL. Also SNL is live feed coast to coast for the first time ever in April
OMG ARE THEY REALLY? The musical guest too????? This would actually totally make sense to have Harry as a guest on Fallon before, it’d be great promo for both of them and SNL... .ohmygodddd there’s so much happening??? 
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*slams door open*
OH MY FUCKING GOD-
STARS SANDDUO STARS SANDDUO STARS SANDDUO STARS SANDDUO [SCREAMS]
I woke up and I was debating going back to bed or not when i saw a notif of my friend yelling at me that youd posted sandduo and ohmugod i have never unlocked my phone faster in my life
I MISSED STARS SO MUCH OHMYGODDDD
THERE IS SO MUCH TO SAY BUT MY BRAIN HAS KINDA MALFUNCTIONED IN THE SHEER SANDDUONESS OF THE NEW ONESHOT
I reread the og chapter and mannnn i remember just how much fun the sandduo scenes were, all the power plays it was SO good, and goddd poor crimeboys bro, they were both struggling so much
THE FUCKING PHIL POV THO--
HOLYYY SHIT
THE FIRST TIME HE SAID LITTLE BIRD WAS AN ACCIDENT?!?@?#?$ THAT WHOLE INTERNAL MONOLOGUE... HE VIEWED HIM AS A CHICK, A SON, IM GOING TO SCREAMMM I MUST REREAD THE END OF STARS TO COPE WITH THIS OOOHMYGODDD
phil pov of stars is the greatest thing to ever happen to me what the fuck ohmygod, he was SO FOND... HE WAS SO PROUD OF WILBUR WTF... i was eating breakfast while reading and i feltnSICKLKK ooohhmygoddd
Too much ITS ALL TOO MUCH... ohmygODDDDD
Stars is genuinely such an impressive fic though, all the complicated layers you mustve been thinking about while writing it?? Impressive holyyy shittt. All the different characters and motivations, it blows me away everytime I think about it. Stars is so incredible man RAHSSS
Godddd, adds this one shot to the growing list of comfort chapters/oneshots (i have so many of ur fics on that list LMFAOOO number one being Dusty Tomb, god i love that fic)
This is so random but did u know that on android/through the firefox app you can add a widget on ur homescreen that takes u directly to the link? Well I have like 3 of ur fics just sitting on my homescreen LMFAOOO adding this on to it rn ohmygoddd
Anyways STARS SANDDUO R THE ONLY ONES EVER 👆 AMAZIGN FIC BEE, IF U EVER WRITE MORE PHIL POV KNOW THAT I WILL CONSUME IT FASTER THAN I CONSUME WATER
Does that even make sense LMFAOO-
okay icyfox lets take some deep breaths together ready on the count of three-
ok but seriously tysm I'm so glad you enjoyed it!! yes phil saying little bird for the first time was an accident :) he was very fond but fully did not realize it because that man is horrible at recognizing his own emotions
aaa thank you!! i'm so so proud of stars especially because of how complicated it was. one of the frustrating parts about writing it though was that because of how complex it was with the different characters and motivations and the prose I tried to establish I had to be fully awake and focused to write it. I couldn't write it if i was sleepy or just not in the right headspace or else the story would suffer, so that was very annoying to me. still, worth it in the end though because the story gained so much from that.
(dusty tomb!! love that one sm I have such a soft spot for it <3)
god that's wild that you have 3 of my fics just on your homescreen for easy access. makes me so happy to hear things like that
honestly I hope I come up with more things to write in phil's pov from stars because I really miss the world of stars!! we'll have to see though no promises
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