*kicks door open* LILIA! LILIA! THE QUEEN OF GIRL DINNER. Ok bye *fixes door*
one might kill you and one will kill you
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I’m a trans Leo truther at my core, so consider the boys having a run-in with the original comic TMNT. Both the OG boys and Rise Leo are red eared sliders, so it’s funny to think about Leo looking at them like 🤨 why are you guys so bland and short then??
Cue the reveal
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“Your welcome was rather disappointing, Jiang-zongzhu,” Jin Zixun calls mockingly. “Even your husband here failed to make us feel at home.” The obvious baiting is answered with a dangerously still, silent courtyard. Jin Zixun throws a glance at the three cultivators keeping Lan Wangji kneeling, chin tipped in a wordless order.
The blade hooked beneath Lan Wangji’s throat digs deeper, drawing more blood and he knows without looking that the red on the front of his robes is growing. Still no response. Lan Wangji can feel his wife’s presence, along with a handful of other qi signatures he recognizes as Jiang senior disciples. And he prays she doesn’t come out.
Jin Zixun’s grin is feral. “Very well.” But before the blade slides home and ends it all, the doors are flung wide and Jiang Cheng emerges. A silent breath escapes him. He should have known his Wanyin would not stand by. It is not in her nature.
Hair unbound and eyes flickering with Zidian’s energy, she looks like a wrathful goddess of lightning. Even where he’s forced to kneel, Lan Wangji can feel the electricity thrumming through his wrecked meridians, thinned to the point of snapping. Sandu’s naked blade gleams wickedly in one hand. And in the other, she carries their son.
She is not like his mother, bowing her head with furious acceptance of her fate and allowing her sons to be dragged away from her. She is not like her own mother, vicious in her pride and arrogance, blind to the needs of her children.
Jiang Cheng would do the impossible for those she loves. That is her strength.
Lan Wangji knows that there is no safer place for their son than in her arms.
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Ok, this is interesting, because I already expressed an opinion before that that I think that Sonic keeps projecting onto the Shatterverse counterparts and expects them to behave the way his Prime!friends would.
Now it's getting called out in the show. (Which is kinda validating), but I'm not sure where they're planning to go with this.
I have a couple of ideas:
Option 1:
Because Shadow expressed that Sonic can't trust Nine, it's gonna get into Sonic's head, and make him doubt Nine at the worst possible moment. This might lead to Nine feeling betrayed and doing something drastic, or it might lead to Nine proving (most likely without even being aware of Sonic doubting him) that Sonic can trust him, and thus making Sonic even more sure in his opinion that yes, he is just like Tails.
Option 2:
Sonic does not think about it again, but something happens, probably with Nine since he was the one who got brought up, that makes him realize that he is not like Tails. Technically it could happen together with the first option, first Nine proves that Sonic can trust him, but then does something very un-Tails-like.
But those feel kinda flimsy so I would love to hear other theories!
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LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRETY OF FIONNA AND CAKE IN EVERY NEW UNIVERSE INVOLVING THE CANDY KINGDOM/BONNIE I WAS THINJIJG OF HIM THE WHOLE TIME
my son.. my little boy <//3 i’m so sad he doesn’t have a fionnaworld counterpart bc ik she’d be so cute + gary w a little sister would be adorable so i’m making one of my own
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which interaction would be Krazier, natla!Iroh with animation!Zhao or animation!Iroh with natla!Zhao..... like I cant decide which one would be more funny... OG Iroh and Ken Leung would be a party for short kings which I'm into. a short kings convention. on the other hand... feel like the violence potential for the other combo is off the charts..
oh yeah right on the money. natla iroh would spontaneously think a chainsaw into existence just so he could kill og zhao with it. if you think him killing natla zhao with a fireball was crazy he'd make og zhaos life a splatter indie horror film that's banned in 25 countries
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looking at starfire art is so scary because youll see the most stunning goddess with such glowing skin and piercing green eyes and perfectly fluffed and curled hair and shes so gorgeous you love her so much and then youll scroll down an inch and get jumpscared by this
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