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toddsblack · 2 years
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I’M BACK!!!
not me series text posts (8/?) - Black’s Version
Part. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
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White: это ваша вина
Black, sighing: I know, I know.
Sean: I didn’t know you spoke Russian.
Black: I don’t, I just know the phrase “this is all your fault” in every language he speaks.
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fanfictionroxs · 1 year
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Todd: *Gets down on one knee*
Black: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Todd: *Falls over*
Black: The poison is kicking in.
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black giving relationship advices to white
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pigeonriot · 2 years
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Sean: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
White: That should not be your main concern in this scenario.
Sean:
White: Worms don't have the capacity for feelings, so actually, you wouldn't love me anymore if you were a worm. So it's pretty egoistic of you to ask me if I would still love you, when you wouldn't even be capable of loving me anymore.
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sapphorarelyreads · 2 years
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Sean : Black what are you searching for on my bed?
Black : My brother
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gorgon-the-artist · 2 years
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Black: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Gram: >:O language
Yok: Yeah watch your fucking language
White: OKAY WHO TAUGHT YOK THE FUCK WORD?
Sean: 'The fuck word'.
Dan: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Yok: Oh my god they censored it
Sean: Say fuck, Dan.
Yok: Do it, Dan. Say fuck.
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Guys just wanted to tell you that I broke my phone and I don't know if I'll be able to enter this account with the new phone. But I'm still going to write incorrect quotes on an another account, wait a little bit for me. I'll try to be back a soon as possible.
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whitethesuperspy · 2 years
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White, when his identity is revealed: I am a victim of circumstance.
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fanby-fckry · 4 months
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I’m coping <2
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reineydraws · 2 months
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i dont have a caption for you lol i'll let shanks's heart eyes speak for themselves 🫶
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toddsblack · 1 year
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Gun Atthaphan characters text posts.
1 - Dome (Midnight Museum), 2 - Tam (The Blue Hour), 3 - Third (Theory of Love), 4 - The One (Midnight Museum), 5 - Black (Not Me), 6 - Punn (The Gifted), 7 - Chan (Midnight Museum), 8 - Nonsee (The War of Flowers)
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Black: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *holds up note that reads “I am very proud of you, Love White.”
Sean: Oh, yeah, I didn’t think this was for me. *holds up note that reads “Be good. For the love of God, please be good.”
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fanfictionroxs · 1 year
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Sean to Black/Todd to White: I like how you look, but I'm not a fan of your personality... oh you have a twin brother.
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mooncalf87 · 3 months
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Alastor: did it hurt
Lucifer: what
Alastor: when you fell from heaven
Lucifer: yeah, actually, it was really painful
Alastor:
Alastor: good.
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theaceofarrows · 1 month
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Welcome to the family
[Dick on the phone with Wally, while walking up the manors driveway]
Dick: I still can't believe that he got another kid! I'm gone for a few weeks, and suddenly, he gets empty nest syndrome, unbelievable
Wally: Yeah, definitely didn't see that one coming. So, have you met the kid yet?
Dick: [groans] I'm about to, not that I'm overly thrilled about this
Wally: I get it, dude. Just make sure not to take it out on the kid too much
Dick: Yeah, yeah, I'm not going to be a complete jerk. After all this mess isn't the kids fault
Dick: Ugh, I just hope this kid doesn't act like Bruce hung the starts or something-
Dick: [opens the front door]
Jason: -you really like the Frankenstein movie more than the book?! B, how STUPID can you be?!
Wally: [still on the other end of the line] What was that?
Dick: ...I'm gonna have to call you back, Wally
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[Later]
Dick: [holding back laughter] And then, after he threw the tire iron he said- he said "Try and catch me you big boob!"
Wally: No way! He did not say that to Batman!
Dick: HE DID!
[hysterically laughing]
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