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newwavesylviaplath · 1 month

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not to be problematic but i'm in desperate need of an older man to put me in my place..

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wolfythewitch · 4 months

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I was talking to a classmate about my problem with some modern feminist retellings of old myths and another classmate went "I like you. You're not like the other snowflakes" and I'm like hm. I don't think we're on the same page here

#i cant tell if he was being ironic or not ngl #hes a nice guy so that specific comment threw me off

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lazycranberrydoodles · 9 months

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getting back into the untamed and i had a thought. / follow for more yllz babygirlism

#i saw someone a while ago talking about how wwx always has good intentions….#his personal road to hell was paved with good intentions yes but i’m not sure where making a guy eat his own legs fits #it is so funny to me how the tiger tally/yin iron influences wei wuxian differently in each adaptation #i remember making a sliding scale of how ‘culpable’ wwx is from adaptation to adaptation #based on how they portray the mental effects of the iron #but for the life of me i cannot find it :(#wwx really said ‘if i had a cursed amulet i simply wouldnt be corrupted🙄🙄’#that’s basically what he tells lan zhan in this episode…. if necromancy was having ill effects i would notice #and you know. at this point he is lying about everything. but i do wonder how much he actually believes that 👁️👁️#how much of his mind is resigned to doing whatever needs to be done to exact revenge regardless of harm to himself #and how much genuinely believes that he’s smart and competent enough to make it through whole #the answer of course is BOTH!! bisexual pride #mdzs #art #mdzs spoilers #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic arts #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #my art #the grandmaster of diabolism #cql #the untamed #魔道祖师 #陈情令 #mdzs meme #doodle #lmao

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andmaybegayer · 1 year

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So we have pure iron, and we add carbon and we call it steel. Ok cool, so then we also have cast iron, which is where you take iron and add more carbon. Yeah okay. And then we get pig iron, which is where you take iron and add even more carbon to it. So with steels we get high carbon steel and low carbon steel. Low carbon steel has more carbon than iron but less than iron. High carbon steel has less carbon than iron but much more than iron.

#we did such a bad job guys #material science #steel #iron

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artgletic · 7 months

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case study of the self-identified god

#obsessed with the fact that rain world is a game about survival #yet every character we meet has the express goal of trying to optimize killing themselves #every creature in game seems perfectly content fulfilling their role in the ecosystem no matter how many cycles they do the same thing #(rly obvious with gourmand's entire route. guy who lives their life to the fullest without the slightest hint of resentment)#it was really only the ancients who thought they were above it and thought of it as something to escape from #5pebbles is so interesting because the only reason hes “”“godlike”“” is because of his vast knowledge. if he was in any slugcats shoes he #would die instantly which is ironically what hes been trying to do this whole time #this comic was kind of exploring the idea of awareness (divinity) as something that drags down ones enjoyment of life (walking).#if 5p would humble himself down enough to walk around like any other creature #he would a) be much happier in life and b) achieve the ascension he's been gunning for for millennia like all the slugcats did #but he never will.#getting rid of all his work on the problem or even his awareness of it entirely #would just be a trick of convenience that steals away his godhood #and him calling himself godlike is kind of a cope LOL #a cope being faced with a problem he was never meant to solve #a cope being faced with what he did to moon #a cope being faced with the rot inside him #oh well.#anyway fuck 5 pebbles i hate that guy #rain world #rain world fanart #rw five pebbles #rain world five pebbles #rw gourmand #rain world gourmand #five pebbles #rain world void worm #rain world ancients #also JUST KIDDING ilu 5p. you suck but i💛u

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desperatehoney · 23 days

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I hate hate hate how kink is often represented as a monolith. For the longest time I thought I didn’t belong in the kink community because I don’t like pain and often pain is what is associated with being kinky. So this is your reminder that pain doesn’t determine kinkiness and you can be just as kinky if you’re not a pain fan❤️

#trans nsft #t4t nsft #mlm nsft #trans guy nsft #ftm nsft #t4t ns/fw #nsft trans #nsft bottom #ftm mlm #ftm bottom #k1nk community #k!nk community #k!nk positivity #I despise this notion so much #literally kept me out of exploring shit bc I didn’t think I belong #which I know is ironic bc my blog has a decent number of followers #but yeah I still struggle with it sometimes🙃#maybe I wouldn’t if we as a whole didn’t push that notion #you can absolutely be kinky if you’re not into pain❤️

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somewhatidealname · 30 days

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comfort character redraw

#art #shin godzilla #godzilla #the iron giant #i think we're gonna have to kill this guy

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mirrorhouse · 2 months

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fun date ideas

#baldur's gate #enver gortash #i wonder who 'we' is... durge? other banites? some other third guy?#also idk where exactly to find the second + third notes in game #the first one is found in gortash's bedroom in the iron throne but i found the other 2 looking in the files and spawned them #they're in some room or another but exploring with the time limit and turns is so difficult >:(#★

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yourironlung · 5 days

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mind if i cough in your ear all night? / mind if i resent you for a year tonight?

#have you guys ever thought about how wrought iron fence bars kinda look like cav swords #tlt #gtn #gtn spoilers #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow nonagesimus #gideon nav #gideon the ninth #the locked tomb #song is i want you to know im awake/ i hope youre asleep by car seat headrest btw #csh #didnt know what to do w lighting so i just didnt do it #wish i did this in b&w

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batarangsoundsdumb · 2 years

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in my head bruce is faster than the kids and it pisses them off so much. they're in their prime and this 40 y/o guy who sleeps like two hours a night and puts protein shakes in his coffee and calls that breakfast can outrun them

#i imagine dick used to run track as a teen and he'd be ahead of the group and then you have bruce casually jogging along with a camera #at the gotham 10k they drug test him #bruce is the kind of guy to run an iron man #he has all the characteristics; insane #im at an iron man event rn and all these ppl should get help actually. they voluntarily swim 4 km #and then they bike 180 km #and THEN they do a full marathon #these bitches spend like 12 hours straight up doing that #and then they get a t-shirt and go home??? like girlllll #bruce wayne #batman #batfam

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scp-4999 · 4 months

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Handing Annabeth the sword and immediately pulling a switcharoo to save her and grover is the most Percy Jackson™️ moment I've ever seen

#the show has its flaws but CMON #CMON GUYS THAT WAS SO PERCY #im gnawing at the iron bars of my enclosure #percy jackson spoilers #percy jackson #pjo #pjo series #percy jackon and the olympians

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idk-bruh-20 · 9 months

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Irondad fic ideas #151

There is a LOT of Iron Man merch out there. One day, Stark Industries comes out with a line of Iron Man themed night lights that look like arc reactors. The marketing? "For kids who are scared of the dark: Iron Man will protect you."

In completely unrelated news, a whole bunch of child abusers across the country have recently been arrested as a result of anonymous tips to local authorities.

Bonus:

It's an open secret at some point. Teens who are being abused start buying the night lights. Hell, adults start buying them. Charities pop up to cover the cost for anyone who needs it. Kids who are newly safe often send their night lights on to others ("I'm not scared of the dark anymore," they say).

Even with all of this, nobody snitches to the media or government. They all know grown-ups tend to complicate and ruin precious things.

It helps that the night lights clearly can distinguish between different types of situations. Kids whose parents need mental health or addiction support suddenly find they're being contacted by free services that actually help. If ICE is a concern, the people knocking on the door are not cops but immigrant rights activists. Kids who are hungry get food. Families who need housing support coincidentally find it.

"Iron Man will protect you," indeed.

This fic idea was inspired by this post from @fotibrit!!

#tony: see kid I can be a vigilante too #tony: just your friendly neighborhood iron man :)#peter: and I'm very proud of you but did u have to go THAT HARD OMFG #tony: gotta look out for the little guy :)#peter: ACROSS THE ENTIRE WORLD?!#irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #just to be clear peter loves the night light idea and obvs loves the results lol #it's just tony did kinda one-up him at his own game just a Little bit #tony 'dramatic and excessive' stark #tony stark #peter parker #iron man #iron dad and spider son #abusers get rekt #queueueueue #weekly reminder that i love you all but am too busy to be human :)#fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want i just won't see them for a while #see announcements

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ace7librarian · 5 months

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I will update it at any event

@curtmega

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shittyutmv · 5 months

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Hmmm maybe Ink just needs to be ironed out

ok got it. whats the next step? (context) ink by comyet //+ scrapped ver. under the cut!

blue/swap by popcornpr1nce dream by jokublog core frisk by dokudoki

#dear god they’re ironing the protector of creation #“guards. iron that guy”#“trust me ironing cat piss would probably be horrible”#-folly and maxy respectively when i showed them #because of Course im outfunnied by them #-mod kip #badly drawn utmv #utmv #undertale multiverse #undertale au #ink sans #washing machine saga #SIGHHHH #dream sans #core frisk #swap sans #the stars

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himbolithium · 3 months

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old atsv doodles

#doodles #spider man #miguel o'hara #atsv miguel #spider punk #hobie brown #spider man: across the spider verse #atsv #everything everywhere all at once #eeaao #my two fav movies #both ironically about bagels and multiverses #I swear I draw new stuff guys #scott pilgrim #why did I do a Scott pilgrim crossover #that’s a good question

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incorrect-primarchs-quotes · 16 days

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Can I be honest here,

I find highly ironic that people will harass new fans just because "ew you don't know all the 400 books and 200+ short stories, you're new and ignorant, ew", then will proceed to correct them and

*drum roll*

They are wrong or hold incomplete knowledge themselves.

#where is that graph showing 'how much you know ' and 'how secure ypu are about your knowledge '#literally a good chunk of the fans here #someone should inform these people that books are meant to be read and that listening to podcasts is not the perfect way to get all the info #especially if you follow those big guys who literally read the wiki #ironically enough those who are really human libraries of the lore are actually chill and understanding

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