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angiezidler205 · 3 months

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Bad Beaver

A bit suggestive Rockbert fanfic

Daggett woke up to another good morning. He knew today that it's scary movie day, where he hung out with Heffer and Filburt at the theater. He got off the bed and noticed Norbert asleep. He shook him, “Hey! Wake up Norb! We gotta go to O’ Town today!”. Norbert grumbled, “Dag. We leave around twelve. Not eight.”. Daggett rolled his eyes, “I know but I wanna hang out with Heffer and Filburt already!”. Norbert sighed at this. Rocko works today and gets out around two in the afternoon.

He looked at his brother, who gave him the puppy eyes, then shook his head, “Fine Dag you win. But you owe me!”. He got up and walked towards the restroom. Daggett grew extremely excited and ran towards his closet to find a cool shirt to wear. Meanwhile Norbert was in the shower and had this odd feeling that something isn't right. The water looked a bit. Green… Something then appeared in his vision and startled him. Daggett heard a loud scream from his brother and ran towards the bathroom, “Norb?! You feeling alright?!”. He got inside and saw his brother fighting against a green goo. His heart stopped as he knew that goo. The Pond Scum!!!

He rushed to help as the thing was going inside Norbert's ear. He tried to pull it out but most of it was already in there. Norb knew it was already too late and looked at him, “Daggett. Help me!!!”. Daggett panicked and kept trying to pull The Scum out, “Don't worry dear brother!! I've saved you once, I can save you again!!”. The Scum slipped from his fingers and Norbert clutched his head. “D-Dag! Rocko! Can! No! Scum!”, Norbert tried saying as The Scum started taking over. Rocko can no scum? Rocko can't know about The Scum!

Daggett nodded, “I'll do my best brother!”. He felt his shirt get grabbed, then lifted. He heard that familiar dark chuckle. He glared at the dark beaver with horns for hair, “Pond Scum. We meet again.”. The Scum looked at him and smirked, “It feels so good to be back in this old body. Now I can finally take my revenge on You.”. He threw Daggett out the door and walked towards him, “You don't know how long it took for me to find Every Piece of Me in that River!!!”. Daggett got up and ran down the stairs, as The Scum followed him. The Scum growled as Norbert's teeth grew sharper, “Two Years to get them back!!! Two Years!!! To find Every Single Piece in that River!!!”. Daggett ran towards the door and opened to find Heffer and Filburt there waiting. “Hey Daggett! We couldn't wait to hang out with you so we decided to- Hi Norbert!”, Heffer said excitedly. Daggett felt his heart stop and was grabbed by The Scum. The Scum laughed at this, “Who are these losers? Your New friends! As if the lowlife pathetic loser can't find any!”.

Filburt was shocked, “Norbert! Don't say that about your brother!”. Daggett shook his head fast, “Not Norbert!!! Pond Scum!!! Took Over!!! Norbert Needs!!!! Help!!!!”. Heffer and Filburt were shocked and nodded at each other. They both tackled Norbert and pinned him down. “Don't worry Norb! I got the Pond Scum be Done spray! It kills any pond scum!”, Filburt said as he dig into his sheel trying to find it. The Scum's eyes widened and growled. He tried fighting back but Heffer was too fat. Heffer kept him pinned, “Hurry Up Filburt!!! He's trying to bite me!!!”.

Filburt finally pulled out the can but The Scum lifted Heffer off the ground and threw him on him. The Scum ran towards a closet and slammed it shut. Heffer got up and Filburt was lifted by Daggett. Filburt was dizzy but gained consciousness. He looked to notice the can was sat on by Heffer and it's all flat. “Oh dear.”, Filburt said quietly. They then heard a large engine and turned to see the closet door shatter as The Scum was on the motorcycle, wearing the same outfit he wore before. He let out a loud dark laugh and drove around them. They huddled together while holding each other. The Scum pulled out the rope and wrapped them together and pulled it tight. He then bursted out the door and drove off.

Daggett was squirming, “No!! We gotta save Norbert!!!”. Filburt was trying to untie himself, “How!? That thing is too strong!! I'm feeling nauseous.”. Heffer tried to look at Daggett, “So that Pond Scum possessed your brother?”. Daggett nodded, “He possessed him before and he was really mean towards everyone! And they thought it was Norbert! I did defeat him before but now he's back! He's going to hurt everyone!!”.

Heffer got up, “Oh no he won't! We'll make sure he won't attack anyone and try to get rid of that Pond Scum!”. Daggett smiled, “Thanks guys.”. He bit the rips off and they all ran out the door and ran towards the forest. They warned every creature they could find that The Scum possessed Norbert again. They knew what to do and hid everywhere. Daggett then noticed Stump by the picnic table and ran up to him, “Stump!! The Pond Scum is back, and he possessed Norbert again! We need some wheels to follow him and make sure he doesn't hurt anyone!”. The stump stood there saying nothing and Daggett nodded. “Ok but be careful Stump. That Scum is somewhere around here.”.

Daggett ran off and looked around. He can hear the sounds of a motor engine but doesn't know where. He then shouted, “I have Already Told Everyone the Whole Forest!!! You'll Never Be Able to Hurt Them Now!!!”. He saw The Scum appear from the trees and growled at him. He drove his motorcycle towards him and Daggett was frozen in shock. “Daggett!!!”, Heffer and Filburt yelled as they tackled him out of the way before The Scum ran over him. The Scum laughed and circled them again but stopped as he noticed every woodland creature surrounded them. He growled, “You pathetic little animals think you can scare me?”. Barry and Big Rabbit walked closer to him. “We won't hesitate to pummel you Scum.”, Barry said as he cracked his knuckles. The Scum laughed at this, “Please. You won't be able to hurt me. You'll only hurt your dead Friend Norbert.”. Barry and Big Rabbit stopped and looked at each other in concern. The Scum laughed, “That's more like it. All of you step away or I will hurt your little beaver friend.”.

One of the animals yelled, “Rocko will stop you!”. The Scum looked at him and raised a brow, “Rocko? Who's that a Rock?”. He laughed and Heffer grew angry. “Rocko is Not a Rock! He is our friend And Norbert's Boyfriend!”. The Scum looked at him then went through Norbert's pocket to pull out his wallet. He opened it to see a Picture of the Wallaby and smirked, “And this Rocko doesn't know about me?”. Daggett felt his heart stop. If he finds out that Rocko doesn't know then he'll attack him! “No! But he will know!”, Filburt yelled and Daggett panicked. The Scum laughed and put away the wallet, “Well then I guess I'll have to ruin this forest until I find this Rocko.”. Heffer crossed his arms and smirked, “You won't. Rocko lives in O’ Town but he's at the Comic book store working.”. Everyone facepalmed and Heffer soon realized what he just said. The Scum laughed at his stupidity and sped towards the creatures. They all jumped away and The Scum drove off towards the road to O’ Town. “We gotta stop him!!”, Daggett yelled in panic. He soon heard a loud engine and turned to see Stump on a motorcycle with two seats on the side. Daggett smiled wide, “Perfect! Thanks Stump!!”. They all got on the motorcycle and seats, then put on their helmets. Daggett soon held on to Stump as they all drove off to follow The Scum.

Rocko was reading one of the comic books. Just a few hours left before he closes the store and goes home. Norbert is probably waiting for him at home and taking care of Spunky. He smiled as he grew excited to cuddle with him and his puppy while watching some TV. All of a sudden he heard screaming and looked outside to see everyone running from something. He was confused but something sped by fast and it caught him off guard. He grew concerned and ran towards the door. He opened it and looked to see nothing. Guess they're gone? He shrugged and went back inside and walked towards his counter. The door opened behind him and he felt himself flinch a bit. He turned around to see Norbert dressed up in a biker outfit. He felt relieved, “Norbert! You startled me for a second there. How are you?”. The Scum smirked and walked towards him, “Feeling alright. Just wanted to see you.”.

Rocko grew a bit red and laughed nervously, “Uhhh N-Norbert. I'm working right now so I can't do anything at the moment.”. The Scum chuckled and pinned him by the counter, “You can't. But I can.”. Rocko shivered and ducked from him and crawled behind the counter. He then appeared and smiled at him nervously, “As much as I wanted to, I can't do anything here. Or I'll be fired immediately.”. The Scum rolled his eyes then noticed some cameras. He then smirked and took each of them out. Rocko rushed towards him, “What are you doing?! My boss will be furious!”. The Scum pinned him to the wall, “Don't worry about it cutie. I'll take care of this.”. Rocko turned more red and The Scum went up the stairs and Rocko watched. He heard a loud commotion and bangings until The Scum came back downstairs. “Consider yourself off for a few days, Rocko.”, The Scum said as he smirked at the Wallaby. Rocko grew concerned but The Scum pinned him to the wall again. “Now where were we?”, The Scum said as Rocko grew red at this. He licked his neck, earning a shudder from the Wallaby, and smirked.

Heffer, Filburt, and Daggett barged in and pointed at The Scum. “Release the Wallaby!!”, Daggett yelled. The Scum growled and kicked the shelves down. They all fell like dominoes towards them. They all dodged the impact and Rocko looked at The Scum angrily. “Hey! Don't do that to our friends!”, Rocko yelled but The Scum grabbed him and carried him over his shoulder. “Relax Babe and we'll finish what we started.”, The Scum said as he rushed out of the store, stepping on their friends and got on the motorcycle. He sped off, while holding Rocko in his arms, and Daggett yelled out to them. “Nooooo! We were too late!!! He has Rocko!”, Daggett yelled while trying to get up. They all heard an angry mob coming in and they noticed they had pictures of Norbert on their signs.

Heffer and Filburt panicked, got up, and picked up Daggett. “You stop The Scum while we deal with the mob!”, Heffer yelled as they placed him in the motorcycle. Daggett nodded at them and smiled, “Thanks guys you're the best.”. They gave Daggett a thumbs up and ran towards the mob. Daggett drove off fast hoping that he'll find Rocko and his brother.

Rocko watched as they drove past everyone and crashed inside the Conglomo building. Rocko shielded himself from the broken glass as The Scum drove inside the elevator. He slammed the rooftop button and smirked at Rocko. “While we wait for this to take us to the roof. Why don't we get a little? Intimate?”, The Scum said as he pulled Rocko close, while caressing his face with his finger. Rocko was already fed up with this behavior and tried to push him away, “No thank you. You've decided to ruin my shop, harass my boss, hurt our friends, almost hurt everyone in this town, and crash inside this building! This isn't the Norbert that I know and love!”. The Scum rolled his eyes, “Come on baby. It wasn't even that bad. I'm sure they can fix your little shop and the building here.”. Rocko frowned even more and crossed his arms, “Doesn't matter Norbert. You need to understand that if you want to be treated with respect then respect those around you!”. The Scum growled at this.

Daggett drove across town and noticed the damage at Conglomo. He raced inside and drove in the stairs, apologizing to everyone he dodged. As Rocko and The Scum made it to the roof, The Scum drove towards the edge and grabbed onto Rocko. “Listen babe I'm just trying to get you to be with me. Isn't that enough?”. Rocko looked away and shrugged, “I don't know anymore Norby. You say you want to do stuff with me but hurting everyone isn't going to help you get what you want.”. The Scum sighed and put on a fake smile, “What if I apologize to them? Then what?”.

Rocko smiled at him and caressed his face, “Then that'll help you get what you deserve Norby Beauty.”. The Scum smirked and leaned close to him. Rocko smiled then pulled out the can and sprayed his face. The Scum screeched as he tried to fight off that smell. Rocko frowned at him while spraying him more. “You think I didn't notice? That you're the Pond Scum that took over my boyfriend's body and tried to get with me? I knew that it was you from the start you fiend.”. The Scum crawled away from him and looked at him confused, “H-How!?”.

Rocko frowned, “My Norbert Never wears piercings, smells like the sewage, or even walks funny. My Norbert always greets me in my work with cute nicknames he comes up with. You never once called me Rocky Road, Rocky Comics, or Rocky! So I knew something was up and I noticed those earrings!”. Rocko sprayed him again until The Scum came out of Norbert and squirmed away from him fast. Norbert was there passed out and Rocko was growling at The Scum. “You had the audacity to hurt my beaver. You will pay for this scum.”, Rocko growled as he held the can at him. The Scum held up its numbs at him, “P-Please. Don't hurt me!”. Rocko stopped and frowned at him, “I won't.”. The Scum sighed in relief but felt something off. Rocko then looked up, “But he will.”. He then tossed the can and The Scum looked to see Daggett catching it. The beaver growled at The Scum, “You Little Monster! Hurting my Brother and Future Brother-in-law! You will Face my Wrath!!!!”. He then started spraying The Scum and watched as it slowly started shrinking. The Scum yelled as it was dying and Daggett made sure that's it's gone for good.

They both looked closely to see nothing but concrete on the floor. Daggett then ripped the can open and poured the rest on that exact spot The Scum was on. Rocko chuckled and then rushed towards Norbert. He lifted him and bit and noticed the beaver was waking up. Daggett rushed towards them. “Uuuugh my head…”, Norbert said as he held his head. He looked around and noticed Rocko and Daggett staring at him with relief. He chuckled at them, “Glad to see you two again Daggarooni and Rocky Road.”. They laughed and embraced each other happily that Norbert is alright and himself again. Soon the boys appeared along with the mob and looked around, “Where did that scum go??”. Daggett pointed at the large stain on the floor, “He is now Gone for Good!”. The mob cheered as they ran towards Daggett. They then picked up the dead can and ran out the door to celebrate the can’s victory. Heffer, Filburt, Rocko and Norbert stared at Daggett and they all soon laughed. Heffer then patted Daggett’s back, “Don't worry they're all dumb. But we know who's the Real hero!”. Daggett smiled while tearing up a bit and the boys lifted him up. “Let's Celebrate Dag’s Victory with Food!!!”, Heffer yelled as they took Daggett downstairs. Rocko and Norbert chuckled and watched as they left. Norbert then nuzzled Rocko, “Sorry about The Scum Rockamundo.”.

Rocko shook his head, “As much as I love you in that biker outfit, I prefer the real Norbert. The kind, charming, sweet, lovable, huggable, soft beaver I've ever met.”. He carried Norbert bridal style and placed him in the motorcycle. He then got on and started the engine. Norbert held on to him shocked, “You've rode this before?!”. Rocko laughed, “I've driven a motorcycle many times Norby Beauty.”. He then rode towards the stairs and out of the building. Norbert held onto him tight and turned so red at this.

Daggett, Heffer, and Filburt made it to Chokey Chicken and held up their chicken tenders, “To Daggett!! For saving everyone from that Pond Scum!!”. Daggett smiled and ate his chicken. Filburt then looked at them, “Where's Rocko and Norbert?”. They soon heard the motorcycle go by and looked to see the two passing through. “Their they are! Going straight towards Rocko's home.”, Heffer pointed out. The three chuckled and looked at each other. “How much you wanna bet that Rocko will be bottom this time?”, Heffer said earning a groan of disgust from Daggett. “No! I will not be thinking about that. Nope.”. Filburt placed five bucks on the table, “Five bucks that Norbert is bottom.”. Daggett screeched as he closed his ears, earning a loud laugh from the boys.

#crackship #rocko's modern life #angry beavers #rockbert #a bit suggestive #headcanon #Pond Scum Norb

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angiezidler205 · 3 months

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One Heck of a Date

Rockbert fanfic

Rocko watched as Norbert waved goodbye to him, before getting inside his home, and started his car. It was the next day after that Dinner Fiasco, and it kind of started the morning sweet. Rocko let Norbert sleep with him in his bed, since the couches mainly have people's Butts on it, and when he woke up.. The light was on Norbert's hair and made it look like it's the sun's beautiful rays. He couldn't stop staring at him because of his beauty, but he had to get up and make breakfast.

Rocko snapped out of the memory, as the door closed, and began to drive away from the beaver's dam. He thought about asking Norbert out on a date, but felt like it was too sudden. Especially after yesterday… Yet, Norbert deserves a proper date somewhere! Maybe a place to dance? He loves to dance! But he might be busy for the week. “Oh Cripes… I want to ask him out but I don't know if he will accept the offer.. I need a sign..”, Rocko said as he slammed his head on the steering wheel. He looked at the passenger's seat and noticed the bouquet was still there. His eyes widened and stopped the car immediately. He backed up until he's at the dam and turned it off. He grabbed the bouquet, “Ok! Ok. Uhhhh how should I say this?? ‘Hey Norb! You forgot your flowers in the car! By the way there's this place I wanted to take you to. Nothing fancy but it involves Dancing and I know you love to dance! Want to go out with me to that place?’... Yeah! That'll work!”.

Rocko got out of his car, holding the bouquet close, and walked towards the door. As he was about to ring it his heart raced and his legs grew wobbly. He sped walked away from the door, “Ohh but what if that's too pushy??”. No. He must do this!! He walked back to the door and was about to push the button. “Maybe he went to sleep.”, Rocko quickly said as he turned around quickly. Rocko stopped himself and shut his eyes and rushed towards the door, only to accidentally slam his face on the door and his hand on the button. He was on the floor dizzy until a yellow blur was in his view. “Ro…o?! Are ... .Alright?!...”, He heard Norbert's voice a bit. He held out the bouquet and slurred a few words, “Me.. Take you.. Dancing?? Date??”. Norbert was very confused and helped him up, “I'm sorry what??”. He watched as Rocko placed the bouquet on his arms, “Wanna date? I planned taking you to dance.”. Norbert felt his face turn red and laughed, “Yes! Of course I'll go out with you! Right after I get you an ice pack.”. He took Rocko inside and sat him on his couch gently. He then rushed towards the kitchen to get an ice pack for his head. Once he got back, Rocko was hiding his face in the bouquet. “S’cuse me FlowArs I need to place this Ice Pack on my date's head.”. He gently moved the flowers to see those beautiful sapphire eyes and smiled. “You feeling alright Rocksteady?”, Norbert asked while placing the cold pack on his head. Rocko nodded, “S-Sorry you had t-to see that.”.

Norbert shook his head while smiling, “You don't have to apologize, Rocko. I thought it was cute that you decided to ask me out all of a sudden. Minus you getting hurt.”. Rocko felt his face flush more and placed his hand on Norbert's. “I w-want to take you d-dancing. I know you love to dance until your body is exhausted, so I uhh. I wanted to take you there and uhhh d-dance with y-you.”, Rocko said softly but nervously. Norbert felt his heart race at this and his eyes widened, “Y-You remembered?”. Rocko looked at him and tilted his head, “Yes?”. Norbert smiled at this and kissed his cheek, “Pick me up at five in the afternoon. Gives us enough time to get errands done and then get ready.”. Rocko felt his world float and his heart was going nuts. He smiled dopey and nodded, “S-Sure Norb.”. Norbert helped him get up and walked outside. He then let Rocko go and watched as he walked towards the car drunk in love. Rocko then looked at him, “So five?”. Norbert laughed as his heart swelled with love, “Five. I'll see you soon, Rocksteady, and please be careful on your way home!”. Rocko nodded and got in his car and drove off, leaving a lovestruck Norbert.

Five minutes before the date

Rocko finished parking at the Beaver’s place and got down. He wore his usual green outfit for a date night and had sprayed himself with some cologne. He wanted to look at least presentable and casual at the same time. He walked towards the door and pressed the doorbell. He heard scuffling and yelling behind the door. “Don't you Dare open that Daggett!!! I'm not letting you embarrass me like you did Last time with Dad!!”, Norbert yelled. He can hear his brother yell back, “Hey! That was a long time ago!! I'm not gonna tell your date that you've spent two hours singing songs about him!!! And I won't say that you called him a hottie!!!”. Rocko felt his face flush and pulled on his collar a bit. He thinks that he's a hottie?? “Daggett!!! Shut up!!! He might hear you!!”, Norbert yelled. He heard the door getting unlocked and tried so hard not to make it look like he heard everything. Norbert opened the door, wearing his flannel, and shoved dag away, “Daggett I swear I'll bop you to the last week again!!”. Daggett laughed, “You gonna kiss him? Or cuddle next to him like yesterday?”. Norbert rushed out and slammed the door. Rocko grew more red at this, “Uhhh Y-You ready to go??”. Norbert looked at his red face and looked down red as well, “Yeah. Sorry about my brother. He always does this whenever a date picks me up.”. Rocko nodded understandingly, “It's ok! My friends do that too. Well.. Worse actually.”. He took Norbert to his car and opened the door for him. Norbert smiled and got in the car, ”Thank you. How did your friends make it worse? If you don't mind me asking.” Rocko closed the door and got in on his side, “They uhh… Tried recording me and my date, expecting us to get uhhh. Intimate… Heffer yelled about how long it's going to take until we do it and… My date left immediately after that.”. Norbert winced, “That sucks.”. Rocko nodded but chuckled a bit, “It's ok though. My date's father kind of went after them a few days later. I was never targeted because we never even planned on doing that. We never clicked and preferred to be friends. Just that situation made her uncomfortable.”. Norbert laughed, “Sounds like your friends got what they deserved.”. Rocko laughed and nodded, “Yeah. I told them that it was their fault for expecting something that was never going to happen.”.

They both laughed and chatted until they got to the destination. It was a large club full of people waiting in line for a reservation. Rocko parked at the closest place and exited. He opened the door for Norbert and smiled, “Ready?”. Norbert laughed and nodded, “It’s time to party!”. They walked towards the security and showed the two tickets. The security looked at it then at them, “Go straight until you see the VIP sign and take a left. You'll get to your destination.”. Norbert and Rocko walked inside and looked around. Rocko stared at the tickets, “Oh my. I didn't know that these were VIP tickets.”. Norbert looked a bit concerned, “Are you ok with it?”. Rocko nodded quickly, “Yes! Sorry I just. My neighbor, Mrs. Bighead, gave me these because her husband doesn't like dancing and going to clubs. She would've taken her daughter but she had to work that day. So she gave me these as a gift for helping her in the past. I thought they were just plain tickets but these are VIPs.”.

Norbert smiled and held his hand, “Well it shows that the best gentlemen get the best gifts in life.”. Rocko stared at his hand then at Norbert's smile. He felt his heart swoon and smiled, “Yeah. I feel very lucky.”. They both made it to the VIP Room and opened the doors. They stared in awe at the place. A larger dancefloor, a larger DJ set, with a popular DJ man hosting, a larger bar, and a place to eat at. Norbert smiled wide and pulled Rocko towards the bar, “Wow! This is amazing!”. Rocko smiled and looked at the bartender making the best drinks in the house and poured it on the shot glasses in a smooth line. “Very entertaining.”, Rocko said while smiling. Norbert looked at the dance floor and noticed a disco ball at the top. ”They have a Disco Ball on top!! Neato!!”, Norbert said excitedly. Rocko watched as Norbert looked around with eyes sparkling, and sighed lovingly. The colorful lights made his hair and eyes look more beautiful. Norbert then pointed at the booths, “The booths look so fancy the chairs have Water inside!!!”. Rocko nodded and looked at their hands. He's still holding it… He felt his cheeks flush a bit and looked at Norbert. He smiled, “Would you like to dance or eat first?”. Norbert smiled wide, “Let's dance! I've been waiting for this chance to show you my moves!!”. He dragged him to the dance floor and began dancing to random party music. Rocko immediately grew nervous and looked around. It felt like all eyes were on him. Waiting for him to mess up. Waiting to laugh at him making Norbert regret being with him. His heart and breathing raced. He immediately felt a panic attack rising and his legs grew wobbly. Norbert noticed and stopped, looking at him concerned. “Are you feeling alright, Rocko?”, Norbert asked. Rocko nodded quickly, “Y-Yes! I just need to uhh. Use the men's room!”. He ran off leaving a confused Norbert alone on the dance floor. He rushed in the restroom and looked at himself in the mirror, “Ok calm down. You got this. You gotta be brave!” He washed his face and took a few breathers. He might as well freshen up more.

Norbert watched as the Wallaby ran off and felt awkward. “Hey Blondie I can see your date ran off on you. Wanna dance?”, Some tall kangaroo hunk said as he smirked. Norbert frowned and walked towards the bar, “No thanks. I'd rather just sit at the bar.”. The kangaroo took his hand and pulled him close, “Come on Norbert. You think I don't remember that face?”. Norbert immediately remembered and grew furious, “Yeah. And I remembered that you bailed on our date Roderick. So be kind and back off. I don't hang out with Losers like you.”. Roderick rolled his eyes, “It was one time babe. I can make it up to you. Just this one dance. Come on. That guy left you too so what makes Him so special?”. Norbert shoved him away, “He tells me where he's headed unlike someone who just bailed with no excuse.”. Roderick growled, “I had important stuff Norbie. Can't you forgive me?”. Norbert shuddered at the nickname in disgust, “Ok first of all, don't ever call me that. Second, No.”. He stormed off but his arm was grabbed again.

Rocko just got out of the restroom and towards the dance floor. He felt bad for leaving Norbert behind.. He'll make it up by buying him anything he wants. He looked up to see a kangaroo holding Norbert up to his level. Norbert was more furious than ever and tried to shove his face away. “Listen Norbert, I'm trying to be nice to you. You're the one who's making a big deal on that bad date.”, Roderick said. Rocko tapped on his tail, “Excuse me? You mind putting my date down? He doesn't feel comfortable with that.”. Roderick looked down at him and laughed, “Or what? You'll tell your mom? Get lost loser, I'm his date now.”. Rocko grew angry, “If you don't respect our request, then I'll have to teach you a lesson sir.”. Roderick laughed and dropped Norbert, “What lesson? How to be a loser?”. He grabbed Rocko's shirt, only to be thrown to the floor. Rocko let go of his wrist and immediately felt awful, “Oh my. Sorry about that but I did warn you.”.

Norbert watched in shock as that happened. Rocko just.. Threw that guy over his shoulder and slammed him to the floor. Roderick grew furious and got up, “You little rat! You'll pay for that!!”. Norbert immediately got in front of Rocko, “Back off Rick! He warned ya and you didn't listen!!”. Rocko noticed that the kangaroo was about to grab Norbert's hair and immediately swung at his face. Hard. Roderick fell on his back and held his nose, “Ow!! You! You Ruined my Beautiful Face!!!”. Norbert looked at him shocked and Rocko panicked. “H-He was about to grab your hair! It was instinct!”, Rocko said as he felt awful. Norbert was about to say something but they were both grabbed by security and thrown out of the club. Rocko immediately felt awful that this date was far worse than Norbert getting stood up. They both got in the car and Rocko felt his heart shatter at how quiet it was. All of a sudden Norbert started laughing hard. Rocko grew so confused at this, “W-What’s so funny???”.

“T-The way Roderick cried about H-His face!!! And H-How we both looked W-When security picked us up!!! W-We looked like. Pfffft. Cats that got lifted by their s-scruffs!!!”, Norbert wheezed and wiped his tears. “If my brother was here, he would've said ‘That was Nuts!!’ Hahahaha!!!!”, Norbert laughed. Rocko felt his heart get fixed immediately and chuckled a bit, “T-That was kind of funny.”. Norbert laughed louder, “He thought he could hurt you but you immediately threw him to the ground and one man punched his face! That's amazing!!”. Rocko then laughed a bit, “G-Guess he has to get another nose job.”. Norbert laughed harder at this and held onto him for support, “You Should've Said That!!!! Hahahaha!!!!”. Rocko then laughed, “Y-Yeah! I should've!”. Norbert sighed in relief, “This is the most funniest date I ever had. Honestly the best one.”. Rocko felt his heart racing but deflated immediately, “B-But we haven't started yet.”. Norbert looked at him and smiled, “We still got time. Let's get something to eat and go somewhere!”. Rocko nodded and thought about getting burgers.

Once they got food, Rocko drove towards the beach and noticed that it's really dark. The headlights are the only light and Rocko grew nervous about how empty it was. Norbert smirked, “Dinner at the Beach? Smooth.”. Rocko felt his anxiety calm down and they both began to eat. They chatted about their lives and what they used to do as kids. Rocko then felt like he needed to be honest. “Norbert?”, Rocko said softly. Norbert looked at him while eating his fries. Rocko then looked down in shame, “About me running off… It wasn't because I needed to use the men's room. I.. I was… I was trying to calm down from my anxiety…. I… I have had Social Anxiety issues for a long time and it always affects me whenever I'm in large crowds… I'm sorry that I left you alone with that creep. I just… Felt so nervous and scared that I'll screw up and embarrass you in front of everyone.”.

He felt Norbert take his hand gently and looked up to see him smiling softly. “It's ok, Rocko. There's nothing to be sorry about. I… Kind of knew that you've had it because of how shy you were. I never minded that you leave to calm down. If anything, I'm proud of you. You told me the truth without even stuttering. That takes a lot of guts. Also you defended me without being afraid. You've overcome your anxiety to protect me. And.. That's why I wanted to do this.”, Norbert said softly. Rocko was confused but felt soft lips on his. His heart exploded and his eyes widened. Norbert is kissing him!! His lips feel so soft against his!! His eyes then grew heavy, and he pulled Norbert close, deepening the kiss. Norbert felt his heart begin to race and went closer to him. Rocko then pulled him into his lap and held him close. Norbert muffled in surprise but moaned softly. He felt Rocko grab his hair softly and felt his tail slap the steering wheel softly. He felt like he was walking on cloud nine. He then sat down on the wheel and a loud horn startled them.

“Oh my!”, Norbert said startled. Rocko immediately started laughing at this, “That scared me!!!”. Norbert laughed as well, “It scared me too!!”. They both laughed but stopped as they looked into each other's eyes. They soon got back to kissing and holding each other while doing so. They felt their hearts racing in rhythm and their faces getting warmer. A song soon came up, setting the mood, and Norbert laughed. “Perfect timing at a Perfect setting.”, Norbert said as he looked into Rocko's eyes. Rocko then thought of something and smiled. He opened the door and got out and took Norbert with him. Norbert was confused, “W-What are you doing??”. Rocko raised up the volume, took Norbert where there's light, and held him close. “I wanna dance with you to this song.”, Rocko said as he smiled warmly. Norbert immediately turned red as Rocko took the lead.

“Your eyes whispered, "Have we met?". 'Cross the room your silhouette, Starts to make its way to me. The playful conversation starts, Counter all your quick remarks. Like passing notes in secrecy. And it was enchanting to meet you. All I can say is, I was enchanted to meet you.”.

Rocko smiled as he danced with Norbert, remembering their first time meeting at the bar. The way he laughed and smiled. He felt his anxiety getting smaller and smaller to where he feels so confident. He then dipped Norbert watching as the stars reflected from his eyes beautifully.

“This night is sparkling, don't you let it go. I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home. I'll spend forever wondering if you knew. I was enchanted to meet you!”.

Norbert stared into his eyes as the headlights shined on his face. His sapphire eyes shined brighter and his smile glowed from the light and the moon. His heart stuttered and skipped a few beats. He looked more handsome up close. It's like a beautiful dream he'd never wanted to wake up from.

The song continued to play as they danced slowly. Rocko wasn't even thinking about the song in general. Just the way Norbert smiled and stared into his eyes. The way the moon and stars complimented his eyes. He looks more enchanting than before. Like a dream come true. Before the song ended Rocko dipped him once more but this time kissed him. They stayed like that for a while before Rocko pulled away and smiled softly. Norbert was awestruck at his bold move and covered his red face. Rocko chuckled and picked him up. Norbert laughed and held onto him. Rocko then spun around making Norbert squeal and laughed. They danced, threw sand at each other, fell into the water, dried off, then drove back to Rocko's place.

Once they got inside the house, Rocko led Norbert to the restroom. “Fresh towels are in the pantry and I'll lend you my clothes to wear for tonight.”, Rocko smiled and Norbert nodded. After a nice shower Norbert got out and dried off. He then sees Rocko's shirt and puts it on. It was a little bit bigger than him but he didn't mind. He got out and went downstairs to sit on the couch. He heard Rocko get in the shower and laid his head on the arm rest. He felt his eyes grow heavy and nuzzled the shirt, happily letting sleep take over. Rocko soon got out and dried himself off. He put on his muscle shirt and shorts and went to his room. He noticed that Norbert was nowhere to be seen and went downstairs. He found him asleep on the couch and smiled softly. He picked him up and took him upstairs to his room. He laid him on his bed and soon joined him. They're kind of a thing now so it'll be fine to sleep with him. He admired the way he sleeps and soon grew tired. He held Norbert close and kissed his head softly. Sleep took over and Rocko happily let it.

#crackship #rocko's modern life #angry beavers #rockbert #headcanon

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