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awkwardbiseggsual · 10 months
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I don't know if i should catch up on bsd, watch the new heartstopper (or good omens) season, start watching superstore or finish reading orv
I'll just rewatch Hannibal
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thedeadthree · 1 year
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OLGA (tlou/citadel) ⚕️ | ALAIA + tommys jacket (tlou) 🍄
MINAKO (jjk) 🩰 | VANJA (aot) 👒
IOVANNA (hotd) 🔮 | ALMÁRËA (lotr) 🥀
NYNEVE (vtm) 🩸 | LAENAERA (hotd) 🌊
VHARION (m*etroid) 🗡 | VIKTOR (cod) 💰
TAGGED BY @leviiackrman, @shadowglens, @risingsh0t, @chuckhansen, @jendoe, @detectivelokis, @aartyom, @corvosattano, @marivenah, @nightbloodraelle, @morvaris, @gwynbleidd , @aceghosts and @noonfaerie to make a few dears with this picrew! ty <3 (and saw @shellibisshe do this as well <3)
TAGGING: @feystepped, @griffin-wood, @kingsroad, @minaharkers, @queennymeria, @denerims, @girlbosselrond, @jacobseed, @roofgeese, @arklay, @blissfulalchemist, @nokstella, @50sjello, @florbelles, @unholymilf, @pearlcscent, @jackiesarch, @themysteriouslou, @yennas, @malefiicarum, @confidentandgood, @rosebarsoap, @leondaltons, @loriane-elmuerto and you!
#only if you want to of course 🥀❣️#oc: olga litvinchuck#oc: alaia alcántara#oc: minako mizuhara#introducing minako! <3#i have to finish a*ot first sksjjx but she’s been in the works for a while and here she is!#(jess and alyssa’s dears had me inspired to introduce her ✨ i dont have much but i do have her aesthetic and fc and name ! 🌸💞)#oc: vanja tybur#keeping up with her brand of ‘she cannot WAIT until they leave marley sjsjzj’ she wants to go home! this isn’t home to her anymore!#levi shes PLEADING 🌿😭#oc: iovanna dayne#oc: almárëa alfirin#oc: nyneve selwyn#oc: laenaera velaryon#oc: vharion#oc: viktor mason#the opportunity to make vik boy was an opportunity i was going to TAKE ✨😌#i finished m*etroid prime just now so it’s dear boy and brother and his beloved and the others on the brain <3#IT WAS AS LOVELIEST AS I REMEMBER I WILL NEVER NOT ADORE THAT GAME 🥀😭#please please mutuals and besties i am telepathically compelling you to play it ✨🥺#alaia was ‘cold’ and was offered his jacket <3 they’ll never beat the crush allegations !#vanna and her daughter in law laenaera! ofc baelor married into house velaryon! he has good taste! ✨😌 he’s vannas son! <3#logan i dont blame you that u fell in love with olgie (nearly-ish) at first sight he has good taste! 🥀😌#ALMA I MISS MY QUEEN OF MEAN its for sure her in m*ordor after s*auron tells her what happened to their daughter 🥀😌 fire and blood bestie!#(i mean she’s still ALIVE but as far as they were aware they believed her dead and a la rhae bloodlines will burn hehe 🥀 for such slights !)#leg.tagged#leg.ocs#t: picrews
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gothamcityneedsme · 11 months
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superman series, vbros movie, AND miraculous movie all coming next month.  hello
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phoenixblaze1412 · 6 months
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I LOVE YOU’RE FANFICS SO MUCH YOU DONT UNDERSTAND 💕 no one write Dottore x reader anymore 😭 could I request child reader who’s getting tutored by a segment and they yell at them for not understanding so the reader gets upset and doesn’t come out of there room not even to eat so prime goes looking for them female please 😊
Aww thank you anon<33
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"Iota, it's time for you to tutor (Y/n)." Theta stated as he watched his fellow segment file through the documents handed to him.
"I'm busy. You can tutor her instead."
"Ah, I'm afraid not. Prime has given a schedule on which of us segments will be tutoring our dear (Y/n). And for today's tutor.. is you." Theta replied as he approaches Iota with you in his arms before placing you down on Iota's lap and dashing out the office.
"Theta you piece of s--!"
Iota had to cut himself off as he glanced down at you and stared into your curious eyes, you were wondering what he's about to say. Prime has initiated a rule that no segment should curse within your hearing range or else they would be neutralized. What's worse is that you can repeat the swear words that the segments would yell, making Prime immediately know who cursed.
Iota could only sigh before grabbing a piece of paper and wrote down a few equations for you. He's already stressed out from having to sort the files Prime and the other segments gave him. Him having to tutor you right now is adding an additional strain on his back that one more bad thing could make him snap.
Hopefully, he'll be able to finish sorting the documents while you solve the equation he gave you.
"Alright, brat. Solve this simple question and then you can go away and do what you want."
Iota handed you a pencil to use before placing you down on the ground and going back to his work. You were happy to do the task your tutor segments would give you. Each time you got a right answer, the segments would give you a sweet in return.
You looked down at the paper and tried to read the question. You were a slow reader but with the help of Omega, you were able to understand what the context of a sentence means. You narrowed your eyes in confusion as you stared at the piece of paper.
What volume of 0.125M HCl is required to react with 0.500g of CaCO3?
'Wait.. volume means sound and react is how the other things would respond..?'
You let out a hum and wrote down your answer. The sound of a pencil scribbling across paper can be heard. You stood up from the floor and went over to Iota, waving the paper in your hand.
Iota switched his attention to you as he grabbed the paper before looking at you as if you had grown two heads. You stood proudly in front of him, happy to be able to finish a task so quick. Your happiness was quickly cut off when Iota pinched and pulled at your cheek, making you whine in pain.
"You idiot, what do you mean 'a very loud volume'? That's not even the right answer!"
"But that was what I understand-!"
You whimpered when Iota grabbed your face, his fingers were digging into your cheeks that bruises were starting to form. You tried to tell Iota that he's hurting you but the way he was glaring at you was enough to make you shut up.
"Dumbass! Did the others not teach you this yet, huh? All of us can easily solve this thing! Even Kappa can solve this and he's seven! It could be all those sweets you've been eating that's making your brain dumb!"
You sucked in a breath before chomping down on his hand. Iota yelped and quickly let you go, he let out a small growl before slapping you across your face.
Iota could only blink in surprise as he watched you hold your cheek in pain. He reached out his hand towards you but you only moved back and ran out of the office, the sound of your cries can be heard throughout the palace.
"Fuck.."
Iota gripped and pulled at his hair as he leaned forward his chair and trying to process what had just happened. He glanced at his desk that was still full of reports and tiredly sighed. He has to finish this first before he can go to you. You might even forget about what happened just now due to your forgetfulness.
"(Y/n)?"
Beta called out as Delta knocked on your door. They heard the door to your room slammed shut, the loud slam causing the test tubes to rattle a bit from the lab. They were worried since you would never slam your door shut so they decided to know what happened.
"(Y/n) come on, open the door. What's wrong?"
When they still didn't receive a response, they decided that you might probably went to take a nap. Beta decided to come check up on you later when lunch time comes.
You still hadn't come out of your room and it was already evening. The segments, except Iota, kept calling out for you and asking you to come eat but you wouldn't respond to them.
"(Y/n), it's me Kappa! Are you not going to eat dinner with us?"
Omega could only sigh in disappointment as he told the others to head to the dining room and eat. Once the others have left, Omega glanced back at your door before heading to where the others are.
"So where is (Y/n)?"
Prime asked as he sat by the end of the long table, staring at the segments that came in. Iota was sitting away from him with his arms crossed, trying to remember what he forgot to do.
"She still doesn't want to come out.." is what Delta answered.
"She skipped lunch and might probably skip dinner too. She's going to starve herself." Theta added.
Prime narrowed his eyes before standing up from his seat and heading towards your room, leaving the segments to themselves. Theta watched as Prime left the dining room before glancing at Iota.
"Iota, weren't you tutoring her this morning?"
Iota froze in place, which the segments took note of, as he remembered what he had forgot.
"It didn't go well."
"Do explain what you mean by 'it didn't go well'."
"Let's hypothetically say that she may have gotten slapped.."
The segments could only stare at Iota in shock before they glared at him.
"She's just five!"
"Go apologize to her!"
"The reason why she hasn't left her room to eat is because of you!"
At the same moment, you were sniffling under your blanket, cuddling a small plushie of Prime that was gifted to you by Columbina.
You heard another knock coming from your door as you wiped your tears away. You winced when you accidentally touched your cheek, the one where Iota slapped you earlier.
"(Y/n), it's me. I hope you don't mind me coming in.
Just from the voice alone, you could immediately tell that it was Prime. You didn't expect him to be outside your room. You didn't expect him to be able to open your bedroom door when you were sure you locked it. You mentally facepalmed at yourself for forgetting that Prime has a key to your room in case of emergencies.
You squeaked in surprise when the blanket has been removed over your form, you held the Prime plushie close to your chest as you looked up to see Prime himself staring down at you.
"(Y/n), what ever happened to your cheek?"
Prime gently held your face, inspecting the reddened and bruised spot on your cheek. You whimpered when he accidentally grazed his finger against the area, making you flinch back. He noticed your reaction before narrowing his eyes.
"Tell me who did this. Now."
You were always scared when Prime's tone would be cold and demanding when it comes to you. You know he would never hurt you but it's always rare for him to use his commanding voice. With a small gulp, you told Prime what happened. Prime listened to your rambles, he heard the way your voice started to crack and tears making its way to your eyes. His hand gently stroked your hair as to calm you down, his other hand went to cup your cheek and gently wipe away your tears using his thumb.
Once you finished telling Prime everything, you were a sniffling mess. You didn't come out of your room for the entire day because you were scared that Iota might yell and hurt you again. You held onto your plushie as Prime picked you up before walking out of your room.
"You could have went and told me instead if events like this happen, my dear. Even if the segments are me from different ages, I would be upset if I find out they hurt my little flower."
You and Prime walked in the dining room to see the other segments glaring at Iota from the other side of the room.
"Iota, we need to talk now. I have been informed about what you did to (Y/n) earlier and how you yelled and hurt her."
"It's not my fault that she's a fucking dumbass!"
"She is literally five years old! Cognitive thinking takes time to develop especially with children of her age!"
"It's a simple problem, Prime!"
"Answering stoichiometry questions that advanced does not count as a simple problem for her to solve! She can barely read and understand it!"
The banter between Prime and Iota continued on. You were feeling a bit light headed from the lack of food in your system so you held onto Prime's clothes to steady yourself.
"Did you ever think about her feelings as well? After you yelled at her, even slapped her, she hid in her room all because she was afraid of seeing you. She was afraid you might hurt her again."
Iota's eyes widened in shock as he glanced at your tiny form. You looked up and saw Iota's gaze before hiding yourself further in Prime's chest, your head leaning against his shoulder.
"Starting now, you are banned from tutoring (Y/n). And if you even try to touch her... I suppose I'll have to put a shock collar on you to keep your hands in check."
Prime heard your stomach growl as he went to get a plate of food before walking back to your room. Before he left the room, he glanced back at the other segments.
"Let this be a lesson for you lot if you try to hurt (Y/n). I won't be merciful. Iota, I'll deal with you later."
Once back in your room, Prime sat you down on your bed before helping you eat. He watched as you hungrily ate the stew, making him relieved to know you're not going to be hungry anymore. Prime took the empty plate from you before standing up to leave, only to stop when he felt you tug on his lab coat.
"Um.. is what Iota said true? Am I a dumbass?"
Prime's eye twitched in annoyance when you said dumbass, he already had a plan in mind on how to deal with of Iota when he's done.
"Not at all, don't listen to what Iota said.. don't even repeat that word. You're already intellectual for your age, my dear. Don't let others' opinions bring you down. After all, you are my prodigy."
Prime ruffled your hair before tucking you in bed. He watched as you held the plushie of himself and cuddled it.
"Nighty night, Prime.."
"Good night, my sweet. May your dreams be kind tonight."
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Paring: wonwoo x fem!reader
Genre: lovers to exes
warning(s): angst
summary: wonwoo realizing that good things dont last unless one takes care of them.
words:750
a/n: I request each and every one of you to comment on this fic don't be a silent reader it helps me as an author to understand my readers and i would love to communicate with all of you. Constructive criticism is always welcomed by me so do talk about this fic or send me an ask. Plus, if you loved it enough don't forget to reblog, it will help me reach a larger audience.
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Wonwoo had realized you were the love of his life from the prime age of fifteen. You obviously were not aware of this revelation of his, but you did not need to, he was fine with keeping it secret from you till he was comfortable with sharing it.
He had met you when you were six and though a series of unfortunate events, wherein you shoved his face in dog shit and he pushed you into the lake without knowing you could not swim, you both became best of friends, almost inseparable.
The first crack in your ever so strong friendship came with Wonwoo realizing his feelings for you, he stopped talking to you trying his level best to make sure it goes away. It resulted in you breaking into his house to inquire his sudden disappearance from your life and decreasing his life span in the process.
He had his first serious conversation with you about your relationship then. After spending the whole night talking, you both realized you were equally in love with each other and felt the innate teenage need to get into a relationship.
That was the second crack. Now that he thinks back to that day, he realizes the foolhardy risk you both took. It just resulted in a lost friend and a broken relationship.
That was five years ago, both of you were young and dumb, and did not know how to actually work out a relationship. Now at the age of twenty, both still young and dumb, but wiser than your fifteen-year-old selves stand in the living room of his college dorm teary eyed and exhausted from the conversation you just had.
"Maybe it's time we take a break you know experience the world, because I don't really have the energy to do a long distance anymore Wonwoo, not when it's just me putting the effort." You spoke.
That was the topic of the argument, 'his extreme ignorance to your presence', as you had stated, taking utmost care to point out all the time when he went wrong and how you are the only one putting enough effort.
In return he had used up his energy to point out valid reasons as to why he was not able to be available for you in his schedule. His head is throbbing, and he would very much like to have a glass of water but alas the predicament he is in refrains him from doing so.
"let's break up then, what are we waiting for", he says.
All he gets is a scoff from you as a reply. You turn around while running a hand through your hair, you mumble something that sounds similar to 'prick' and walk out of his dorm slamming the door shut.
Maybe if he would have tried to understand where he went wrong instead of making excuses, maybe if you would have tried to understand his predicament or maybe if you both would have sat down for a discussion, you could have salvaged the broken relationship of yours.
But that was not the case here, you both were too deep in your emotions to even try and feel the others, the years in uni had made you both incapable of accepting the changes you both went through. It has made you both hardheaded souls who refused to accept their own shortcomings and blame the world for everything when they could easily fix the problem with accepting their faults instead of defending them.
You were Wonwoo’s first love, and he knows he was yours, but maybe good things do not last long or maybe to make them last one must put in effort, which you both just refused to do. He knows before anything else you both were friends; he does not know if you will be anymore, but he sure does hope that the friendship stays.
Maybe he is a prick he thinks, but you are no less, he knows both of you are equally at fault here, but he will take the easy route this time too, he will blame you because it takes too much courage to blame one’s own self.
He just hopes when the storm dies down you come back to him maybe not as a lover but as a friend because you are too precious for him to lose, and he hopes you think the same as him. Because at the end of the day, you are best of friends.
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marunalu · 1 year
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Awwww look at that sad poor puppy! How could you just leave him afo?? 😭
And I know I already made a post about it, but I want to remind you all again that THIS is the very moment garaki talked about of afo leaving machia in the mountains, but till to this day machia doesnt know or understands why! Afo tells him to wait for his successor but garaki confirmed already that this moment happend YEARS BEFORE afo took tomura in and so he has no reason to hide his most loyal follower and bodyguard when his successor isnt even born or decided yet!
So what could be the reason for afo hidding machia years before he choose his successor? Maybe it has something to do with a certain green haired young woman that catched his eyes for whatever reason and the last thing he needed while he was trying to get her attention was his overgrown yorkshire terrier to interfer? Lets all remember that when afo took tomura in at the age of 5, izuku was either about to be born or just a few months old and afo talked about that he wanted to retire! WHY does he want to retire at a time he was at his prime and completly healthy and literally the most powerful man of japan?? Just because he cant steal ofa? And now is all of a sudden fine with dying? My man goes from wanting to retire to being fine with dying pretty fast, dont you think?! Naahh sorry Im not buying it!
He wanted to retire because he found something worth living for (HIS wife who got pregnant with HIS child) and was ready to give his position and dreams into the hands of someone else under the control of his vestige while he can finally have the family life he always craved for and he was SO DAMN CLOSE, till all might showed up and "took that very important thing" away from him and on top gave his son ofa, turning him into his enemy by accident! Yeah, no wonder he hates all might so damn much and why he doesnt care anymore if he gets rewinded into nothing or not! Dude is hardcore suicial right now, because he cant go home any longer and his family will hate him for being a villain!
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pesterloglog · 3 months
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Roxy Lalonde, Jade Harley, Calliope, Aradia Megido, Sollux Captor, Karkat Vantas, John Egbert, Gamzee Makara, Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde, Kanaya Maryam, Jane Crocker, Jake English
Candy, page 21
ROXY: thx everyone for joining us today
ROXY: we are gathered here to honor the memory of alternate universe jade
ROXY: alas we hardly knew her
ROXY: by which i mean we didnt know her at all
ROXY: cuz she fell out of the sky like a week ago and was already dead
ROXY: but i think that based on our long acquaintanceship with alive jade we can safely assume that she was totally rad
JADE: (ugh)
ROXY: so were all here to contemplate the vast cruelness of the universe that such radness was plucked in its prime
ROXY: psst callie the roses
CALLIOPE: oh, of coUrse!
CALLIOPE: pUrple roses traditionally represent love at first sight, however these roses are actUally red roses that we prepared Using a blUe dye.
CALLIOPE: the blUe rose is the most elUsive and mysterioUs of all flowers.
CALLIOPE: the combination of red and blUe in this context is meant to evoke the dUal natUre of death, in that there is nothing more mysterioUs and impossible to comprehend than the vast void of the afterlife, bUt also there is nothing that makes Us appreciate the life and and love that we already have than the mystery of death.
CALLIOPE: while death is terrifying, there is always joy to be foUnd among the sorrow. each time we witness death, we fall in love with the important people in oUr lives all over again.
ROXY: woah callie thats a beautiful metaphor
CALLIOPE: aw, thank yoU roxy. u_u
ROXY: dont sound so humble it is v v deep
CALLIOPE: i jUst can’t take credit for external inspiration.
ROXY: lmao cmon callie youre the literal muse
CALLIOPE: yes, bUt yoU’re...
ARADIA: oh no did we miss the entire corpse party
ARADIA: i hope not
SOLLUX: yes that w0uld be *such* a tragedy.
ARADIA: oh shush you
ARADIA: the tragedy is what i dont want to miss!
KARKAT: ARADIA?
KARKAT: HOLY SHIT... SOLLUX?!
SOLLUX: hey l0ser. it’s been a l0ng time.
KARKAT: IT’S BEEN A...
KARKAT: IT’S BEEN A “LONG TIME”?!
KARKAT: IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME?! IT’S BEEN MORE THAN A FUCKING HUMAN DECADE!
KARKAT: I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE DEAD.
ARADIA: no i wasnt dead
KARKAT: NO, I MEAN LIKE
KARKAT: “GONE FOREVER”??
KARKAT: I THOUGHT THAT YOU TWO LITERALLY DIDN’T EXIST ANYMORE!
KARKAT: OR AT THE VERY LEAST WERE TRAPPED IN A DEAD UNIVERSE PERPETUALLY COLLAPSING INTO ITS OWN ASSHOLE.
SOLLUX: 0h. n0pe.
KARKAT: FINE!
KARKAT: WALTZ IN HERE WITH NO EXPLANATION WHATSOEVER. SOUNDS ABOUT FUCKING RIGHT.
KARKAT: IT’S NOT LIKE YOUR SUDDEN AND UNEXPLAINED PRESENCE IS ANY LESS OF A JOKE THAN THIS “FUNERAL” WE’RE HAVING.
KARKAT: I MEAN, WHY STOP AT SOLLUX AND ARADIA?
KARKAT: MAYBE FUCKING NEPETA IS ABOUT TO POUNCE FROM BEHIND THAT GROTESQUE STATUE OF THE HUMAN SUFFERER T-POSING OVER THERE.
KARKAT: NEPETA, ARE YOU THERE? COME ON OUT! THE CORPSE PARTY WOULDN’T BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU!
ROXY: SHOOSH everyone!
ROXY: there will be a reception with cake n candy after the service
ROXY: u all can have ur poignant reunions then
ROXY: before we unite in tearful togetherness we gotta unite in tearful loss
JOHN: wait... there’s more?
JOHN: i thought that nice speech callie made was, like...
JOHN: pretty much the funeral.
ROXY: lol no
ROXY: callie and i were just gettin started
JADE: oh my god...
ROXY: anyway where was i?
CALLIOPE: how the infinite mystery of death makes Us appreciate the love we have!
ROXY: right
ARADIA: so i see you managed to get out of the fridge
GAMZEE: i DiDn’T jUsT gEt OuT oF tHe FrIdGe, I wAs SeT fReE sIsTeR!
ARADIA: i see
GAMZEE: wHeN tHe DoOr Of ThAt FrIdGe pOpPeD oPeN iT wAs LikE i Be AlL sEeIn ThE lIgHt AnD sHiT.
SOLLUX: well yeah
SOLLUX: that’s what happens when s0me0ne 0pens a d00r t0 a t0tally dark encl0sure.
SOLLUX: fuck, i can’t believe y0u’re still this stupid.
SOLLUX: 0h wait i can.
GAMZEE: nO bRoThEr, It’S a MoThErFuCkIn MeTaPhOr.
GAMZEE: A mEtApHoR fOr ThE mIrAcLe Of rEdEmPtIoN!
ARADIA: redemption
GAMZEE: yEaH cHeCk It ThE fUcK oUt.
GAMZEE: i DiD My MoThErFuCkInG rEdEmPtIoN aRc. :o)
ARADIA: is that so
GAMZEE: i BeEn DoInG aLl KiNdS oF gOoD dEeDs At ThE lOsT mOtHeRfUcKeRs.
GAMZEE: pReAcHiNg ThE hOlY wOrD. mAkInG oUt WiTh OrPhAns.
ARADIA: oh hmm
SOLLUX: isn’t it “kissing 0rphans”?
ARADIA: let him talk sollux
GAMZEE: i EvEn GoT a HeAlThY mUtUaLlY fUlLfIlLiNg kIsMeSiS gOiN oN wItH tHaT fOxY hUmAn BrOaD uP fRoNt.
ARADIA: its so nice that you believe all that gamzee
ARADIA: i think i can honestly say
ARADIA: im reasonably happy for you?
ROXY: omg quiet in the back already!
ROXY: were tryin to have a beautiful and solemn proceeding up here
ARADIA: oh im sorry
ARADIA: i do agree that its a beautiful corpse party
ARADIA: but i think it would be even MORE beautiful if we could you know
ARADIA: actually see the corpse?
KARKAT: OH MY GOD ARADIA, WHY ARE YOU STILL LIKE THIS?
ROXY: oh lol ur right i cant believe that slipped my mind
ROXY: hey jake a lil help?
ROXY: im like hella pregnant here and shouldnt be doing any heavy lifting
JADE: ughhh...
DAVE: yo babe its ok
JADE: easy for you to say! youve got practice with this kind of thing!
DAVE: just remember its not actually your corpse
DAVE: i mean technically it is
DAVE: it both is and isnt your corpse at the same time
DAVE: which yeah the longer you think about it like that the more fucked up it gets
DAVE: but also when you objectively think about it the combined multiverse is a huge tangle of interrelated but totally random events and its only chance that this specific life is the one you ended up living
DAVE: you and that corpse could have just as easily switched places
DAVE: but also that would never actually happen because its not how paradox space works
DAVE: anyway my point is that nothing really matters so chill out
JADE: um, i love you with all my heart dave but youre REALLY not helping right now
ARADIA: now this is more like it
JADE: i cant look...
DAVE: oh
DAVE: here
JADE: uhh... what... are you doing??
DAVE: emotional support yo
ROSE: Dave.
DAVE: what
DAVE: id like to see you do better
KANAYA: Me Too Actually
ROSE: I’m sorry, but I’m not the one whose questionable consolation tactics are on trial here.
CALLIOPE: this isn’t a trial! it’s a fUneral!
JOHN: haha, they’ve got a point rose, you gotta admit.
ROSE: A point about what?
JOHN: um...
JOHN: you’re not great at consolation? just saying.
KANAYA: Oh You Dont Know The Half Of It
ROSE: Excuse all of you, but I’m an excellent advice giver.
JADE: umm nobody said anything about advice giving rose...
JOHN: oh yeah, the advice is top notch.
JOHN: but you’re kind of a weird person to like... cry in front of?
JOHN: no offense.
ROSE: What??
JOHN: the first time i ever got upset in front of rose irl, she put her arms around me and it was so awkward that i had to ask her if she was hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.
CALLIOPE: everyone, we’re getting rather off track...
ROSE: I was doing both for your information.
DAVE: the first time rose hugged me it was such a disaster we didnt make eye contact for like a week after
KANAYA: Jade Come Here I Shall Hold You In My Arms
JADE: thank you kanaya at least ONE of you knows how to treat a lady in distress!
JANE: Agreed. I’ve always felt that Kanaya has done an exemplary job of providing a model for compassionate, empathetic behavior, which others of her kind would do well to follow.
KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?
JANE: I’m sorry, Mr. Vantas. Do you have another unsolicited political opinion you’d like to share with everyone?
KARKAT: CONSIDERING THE SHIT GEYSER THAT JUST SHOT OUT OF YOUR IGNORANCE CANNON, I’D SAY MY OPINION IS PRETTY FUCKING SOLICITED RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
CALLIOPE: EVERYONE!
CALLIOPE: be qUiet!!!!!
CALLIOPE: please. roxy gathered yoU all here for a reason.
CALLIOPE: at least listen Until the end.
CALLIOPE: after that yoU can argUe all you want.
ROXY: look everyone im not dumb ok even tho i act like it sometimes
ROXY: i know whats goin on here
ROXY: that were all drifting apart
ROXY: and i know thats just a normal part of growing up and making new families
ROXY: and i guess learning that some people have unbridgeable divides on political stuff
ROXY: i can accept that things arent gonna always be the same as when we first met
ROXY: specially with dirk gone
ROXY: damn...
ROXY: even though its been more than a year i still feel it like he died yesterday
ROXY: what callie said earlier about death being mysterious and full of love is true
ROXY: i dont know if i ever would have gotten up the courage to marry john if dirk hadnt died
ROXY: sometimes i think about what it would have been like if he was still here
ROXY: i think we can all agree that if dirk didnt kill himself there would be some big differences in the lives of people here in this room
ROXY: i cant say if theyd be good or bad
ROXY: maybe when it comes to this kind of thing... like
ROXY: infinite probability and multiple universes and shit
ROXY: good and bad dont matter
ROXY: theres no better or worse just different
ROXY: even with dead jade here whos to say that the world she came from was actually worse than ours?
ROXY: she probably died a heroic death doin something incredible
ROXY: we probably only have the great lives we do right now because of her sacrifice
ROXY: the universal odds of us all being alive and healthy and together like this are so infinitesimally low that its literally impossible for us to understand with our limited linear consciousness
ROXY: isnt that amazing??
ROXY: so even if this is the last time were all ever in the same room like this
ROXY: i think its just incredible we could be here in the first place
ROXY: out of a sempiternal number of possibilities we are the only incarnation of this exact specific moment in all of existence
ROXY: i think that we should all look around and be super grateful for what we
ROXY: wh... what we
ROXY: wh... wha...
ROXY: whoah fuck
CALLIOPE: roxy? are yoU okay?
ROXY: of course im not ok i just WENT INTO FREAKING LABOR
JOHN: oh my god!
JOHN: oh my god!
JOHN: it’s happening, oh my god!!
JOHN: ...
JOHN: oh my GOD!!!
ROXY: omg john are you just gonna keep shouting oh my god or are you GONNA HELP YOUR WIFEY OUT
JOHN: OH MY GOD!!!!!
JOHN: doing ok there, sweetheart?
ROXY: ugh whyd i let you put this thing inside me
JOHN: don’t worry roxy! we’ll get it out as soon as we can!
JOHN: er, by “it,” i mean our child.
JOHN: we probably shouldn’t be talking about him in dehumanizing terms before he’s even born, huh?
JOHN: seems like kind of a bad omen?
ROXY: omg.......... john SHUT UP
ROXY: i need like six gallons of demerol STAT
ROXY: lets GOOO
JOHN: right! going!
CALLIOPE: wait! i...
CALLIOPE: i woUld like to be there as well!
JOHN: hurry up then!
JADE: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
JAKE: By jove!
DAVE: jesus fuck
CALLIOPE: jade! yoU...
CALLIOPE: yoU’re alive!
CALLIOPE: or, Um,
CALLIOPE: yoU’re not dead!
JADE: i am not jade.
CALLIOPE: then who...
CALLIOPE: who are yoU?
JADE: you know who i am, calliope.
JADE: we met once, years ago.
JADE: you were dead, and so was i.
KANAYA: This Certainly Is A Turn Of Events
ARADIA: ill say
ARADIA: at first i was underwhelmed with the proceedings i have to admit
ARADIA: but that was quite the twist
ARADIA: this may be one of the best death related celebrations ive ever seen :)
SOLLUX: t0p five at least.
JADE: you’re undoubtedly surprised.
JADE: but these events were not unpredictable at all.
JADE: this is exactly what i have been expecting to happen.
JADE: and while i cannot say the same thing for the rest of you,
JADE: i, at least, am exactly where i am meant to be.
JAKE: Hey uh.
JAKE: Not to come off as a total idiot here but...
JAKE: Who were you supposed to be again?
JADE: my name is calliope.
JADE: i am the muse of space.
JADE: and i have entered this body to protect your world.
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By: @lovesickfox
You have Finally arrived home after such a long day. Dropping your things at the door you proceeded to flop yourself right into the couch. You groan out in exasperation, causing your beloved buggy eyed cat, Baby, to look at you curiously.
She waddled over to you and butts her head into your hand hanging off the couch. You give her a quick pet but still lay there.
She mews at you, purring slightly, still trying to get your attention. After a while of no reaction, she jumps right onto your back making you yelp out due to her chubby weight.
A sound of something dropping comes from another room of your residence.
"Oh Shoot!" Cries out a chipper but robotic sounding voice. In mere moments, a tall animatronic known as Sun pokes his head out from the hall.
"You are back! Are you alright?" He questions. He looks at your face before looking upwards to Baby sitting on your back.
"Oh! You little thing! You shouldn't sit there! Come here come here!" He shuffles toward you both, arms out stretched, making a grabbing motion.
Baby having none of it decides to hop off and scurry away from Sun.
Sun gives a sigh then kneels down to your level. "Hello my darling Sundrop! You dont look very happy! Did your day not go well?" He tilts his head a bit.
"Not... particularly." You grumble. You sit up and sink into the couch with a huff. "Today was just... too much." You put your head into your hands.
"Awwww im sorry to hear that Sunlight! Come here! You are home now! No need to worry about those silly things anymore!" Sun cheers and bundles you up into his arms. "I was planning a surprise for you but that can wait! Right now seems like the perfect prime time for cuddles!! I'll even get Moony to join!" He coos to you.
He practically skips his way to your bedroom. He places you onto the bed before twirling around the room, gathering all sorts of blankets, pillows, and soft things.
He tosses them onto the bed on top of you. "Get yourself comfortable how ever you like! Ill go get Moony!" He assured before practically hopping out of the room.
You dig yourself out of the pile a little and situate everything around yourself. You place pillows and stuffed animals here and there. You wrap yourself up in the cozies blanket. You pile the softer pillows behind you then sink into them.
Just as you finished getting comfortable, both Sun and Moon enter the room. They carry a variety of your favorite snacks too and some drinks.
"We're baaack~!" Sun cheers.
"We also brought snacks for you." Moon added.
You smile at them, feeling the day fade away in the wake of their kindness. "Thank you" you mumble.
The both of them set down their items onto the nightstand and sit themselves on either side of you. Sun grabs the remote and turns the TV on and looks for a movie. Moon leans into you, his music box playing softly within his chest. He wraps an arm over your shoulders and pulls you closer into his plush chest, laying his head onto yours.
Sun settles on a simple children's movie. He wraps his arms around your midsection and nuzzles into you much like a puppy would.
"We care about you so soooo much!" Sun chirps to you. "No matter how hard the day gets we will always be here for you!"
"Day and night. No matter what it is. We will always stay by your side, Moonlight" moon adds.
All you could do was smile at the both of them. Theres still worries and panic in your brain but its much easier to push them aside with these two daycare attendants here. You relax into their arms, sighing softly.
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I love this so much. And the inclusion of my cat and her habit of crashing on my spine for cuddles
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sessakag · 1 year
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Okay...I know your on break, and you deserve it 100%! You wrote like a million words last year, no exaggeration! but omg, when are you coming back with updates to your fics???
I swear I'm like going through withdrawals! Secrets is my worst addiction!! I never liked Sasuke but you changed my mind on that and i never thought anyone could! I realize now he really was messed up back then, and after everything he went through at that age, and with Orochimaru's curse mark adding to his darkness, of course he went off the deep end!! I'm ashamed I wasn't more compassionate towards him. He lost his whole family, at the hands of his brother, saw his parents bodies and was shown the murder over and over again by his brother, wtf would anyone expect him to do??? He was like 5 or 6 or something right?? Just a baby! He needs to atone, yes but, hating him? Can't do it anymore, makes no sense.
A Cure For Love has become an obsession!!!! I DONT LIKE M/M FANFICTION ESPECUALLY NARUSASU BUT I CANT PUT THIS STORY DOWN!!!! Omg, how the hell did you get me into this???! It should be illegal to be this creative and good at writing! Who said you could write like this???! I actually like SasuNaru now 😭 and Hinata as a badass witch! She bodied a werewolf, vampire and fury all at the same time, omfg she's so awesome!! I cannot wait for the trio between the three of them!! How will those three come together? Sasuke and Hinata are connected through Sasuke's bite now, but what about Naruto? How will he find himself wrapped up in the witch he despises! I need to know!!!! Thats another thing you got me into! Throuples!!! I can totally see NaruHinaSasu as a loving trio, and I love that you don't want make them like obsessed over Hinata only, or have one person left out of the relationship, you adore NaruHina but you also care about SasuHina and NaruSasu. The love will be spread equal and I sooooo love that! I see it already in your Sims 4 posts!! They all love each other, no one is left out, and everyone loves the children no matter who the father is!
I LOVE Butterfly like you have no idea 😭I know people are not liking Naruto's actions right now, neither do I, but i like that you've wrote him being able to do something like that to precious Hina, your not going soft route and making him too nice or too accomadating, it really feels like he doesn't know her at all, which he doesnt! it's easy to hurt and use people you don't know and he's a prime example of that. He's not out to be malicious, but he's careless with her feelings because he doesn't KNOW her at all. People seem to shy away from making a character that flawed but you lean into and I love it! Naruto is setting himselg up for a WORLD of hurt, I can see it already! Knowing you dont' do sad endings, I can safely enjoy this angst and heartache!!
Monster is my heart!!!!! The Boruto series should have gone this route because the plot for the Otsutsuki is out of this world!! It adds so much tension and suspense, and the lovey dovey moments with NaruHina are like a drug I can't stop doing! I'm scared now though! Ino got those worm root things poured into her mouth by Shino and things are getting really weird and I know you warned us that angst is coming (again I'm gonna enjoy it since you don't do sad endings) but now I'm petrified because Hinata has been acting weird all the way up to this point, and I think whatever was done to her by Toneri is about to come fruition! I'm scared for her and for Naruto! That book is an amazing balance of horror, smut, love and angst!!
I'm DYING for more Prey 😭 I love me a dark fic and Naruto is stone cold crazy af and I love ittttttt! I want to see the meeting between him and the woman he's been stalking, his future baby mama, Hinata! How will she deal with his brand of crazy??? Who is Danzo and why is Naruto working with him??? How did Naruto become a killer like that????! I mean I know he was crazy as a teen and he's killed before but now its like his job??! How, what happened?? I needs to know!! And poor Sasuke 😭😭😭😭😭Naruto is a HANDFUL for him to have to deal with all the time!!
All of this was just to say I am dying without your updates 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 take your time on your deserved break but also come back soon!!!!
My break is just about over, sorry about the long wait! My stories have been calling me, especially my throuples thanks to my Sims 4 game 🤭I'm even more convinced now that a NaruHinaSasu dynamic is a special, beautiful dynamic and I cannot wait to finish my other throuple fics as well as add more. I'm very happy you enjoy all my stories to such an extent 😭I work pretty hard on them and am glad that I can create stories that can push a person from their comfort zone and still have them content in a new, unexplored territory! A Cure For Love was my first attempt at M/M action and people seem to enjoy it, shockingly, quite a few people that don't like M/M either but love the story regardless are REALLY into this story😵‍💫 and that still blows my mind! It's nice to see more people coming on board the MMF ship! 🤭It's really diverse in here. There's SasuNaru fans willing to give those two with Hinata a try, there's SasuHina fans willing to make room for Naruto, there's NaruHina fans willing to open their hearts to Sasuke, I love the vibe of that story so much. The community is so nice and amazing!
I'm glad I could change your perspective on Sasuke, he really gets way too much hate and not enough understanding/compassion in my opinion. I've gone through deaths of loved ones before, and that shit eats you up inside, it's like a lifetime disease that chips away at you non-stop, I could not imagine going through it to his extent, I'd lose my damn mind too. Idc what no one says, I love Sasuke and my heart goes out to him 100% and I don't say that lightly. I adore Naruto, and Sasuke shouldn't have put him through what he did, but I also am of the mind of Naruto. Sasuke needed help. He was self destructive and losing himself, and I'm glad Naruto could see that and help him. I wish I had a Naruto, I swear.
I love flawed characters like Naruto in Butterfly. You're right that there's gonna be some heavy angst, but as I said, I don't do sad ends, but I do want to hurt your heart 😇enjoy the pain, you've got three books of it coming up.
Don't even get me started on everything wrong with Boruto 🤦🏾‍♀️such lazy writing imo. It's like they skimmed through Naruto and Shippuden rather than watched it fully. That series is not canon to me, never will be. Monster is my horror baby, and you're right, it's about to get wayyyyy worse. Prepare yourself is all i can say.
Crazy ass Naruto shall be back soon, lol, and all your questions shall be answered over time!
I'll be adding my Enemies to Lovers fic and a chapter of Monster upon my return as those are the two that won the poll, after that, the rest will be updated, judging from what I've written in terms of next chapter for each, I think it'll be A Cure For Love, Secrets, Prey then Butterfly. Don't quote me on that though! I follow the path and dictates of inspiration!
Thank so much for reading! I hope you continue to enjoy everything. Thanks for waiting!
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honeybeewhereartthee · 5 months
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THE CORE 3
@valeriele3 x ikemen! Core fae
"what..." When I blink and open my eyes. I found myself under a table. I look around and realize I never seen such place. It look like a kitchen as I'm surrounded with pots and cooking utensils but from the corner of my eyes, I spot a cabinet with many pink glowing container. As I stared at that direction. In my pocket I can feel the bottle warming up.
"what a place to be teleported in." I heard the familiar voice of someone before long I see pair of legs standing in front of the table where I am. It look like a uniform from one of the school in the game. "We can sneak around while the time keeper is out of this place." The fae soon come into view as he reach their hand to me.
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"it's you again!" I blurt out as I reach my hand to held their hand. They pulled me out of the place I was on and cover my eyes the next moment. "What..." I tried to remove their hands covering my eyes but they seems to refuse to do so.
"It might just be words for your eyes and to never visualize it to reality. I still will take caution to not let you see some staff in this place." They whisper to me before guiding me to the side. I realize I smell something cooking. It seems to be a delicious dish and it was odd as I never smell something like that.
"here you go." They remove their hand from covering my eyes when we're far off from the scent and when I open my eyes I saw a cabinet I saw earlier with pink glowing balls. I was tempted to look behind me but they held my face to keep me still.
"I would not want to look behind me if I were you." They chuckle. "Besides even how tempting it is to stare as your curiosity have been fuel. Once you stare, it would probably be felt nothing but that person would be alerted." They let go of My face. I stared at them for a moment and went to look behind me the next moment as I hear a sigh coming from them.
"ehh it's just a kitchen." It was disappointing. "Obviously I censored what you can "see" " the fae chuckle. "I know you'll be too curious to look at the kitchen. So I have to remove the bloody mess."
"tsk." I clicked my tongue as I seems to not win the argument but I walk back to the kitchen counter and stove and saw something is cooking.
"...it smell delicious." I mumble. "Ah. Wait let me look at the do and donts again." The fae seems to be in trouble for a moment as they walk toward me. "Seriously..." They sigh but chuckle hopeless when they read something that I can't see. They went to get some bowl and scoop some soup from the pot. They give it to me but refuse to let go for a moment.
"..." They stared at my eyes as if wondering if they should follow through the script or not. But I already taken the soup from them.
They don't complain anymore and just watch me as if waiting for something as I take a sip from the soup. It taste good. "Do you know the process of reset?" They suddenly ask me.
"Obviously not really." I only know what the author want to let me know or others to know. "Twist au is not your usual logical au... Well almost everything you read and seen so far seems illogical." They laugh about their own statement through they take out a candy to eat instead of having a soup with me. "The age of the small Blood or Helter is 6 years old physically. At least." They pointed out.
"ehhh... So like the sudden death Kohaku age?" But how come Helter is more cuter than sudden death Kohaku? I thought as take another sip of the soup. It really taste good.
"hmm. But since the world of KKOMAS is chibi world. He is extra cute I guess." They chuckle before sighing as if they given up postponing something. "Let's just say only 6 years is cut from the prime and the rest is either went else where or... Cooked." They finally dropped the bomb and point at the pot where I'm getting the soup from and I stared at them.
"Cough cough. " I start to cough and carefully put the bowl in the counter as they give me water. "What. Is that..." I was bewailed what I just discovered. I don't even need to continue my words as they nodded in agreement.
"You can say so. It supposed to be serve to Helter once he come back here. It's just a process..." They pulled me away from the counter and somehow I felt I stepped on something wet but I cannot see anything at all. I just felt something sticky on my legs.i was shaken for a moment before they sigh and we were soon In a different place. I see a vast ocean beside the beach
"I guess not only his good-looking but also delicious." Maybe I'm a crazy person as I still manage to crack a joke. "I guess." They nodded at the joke. It made me felt bad as it seems to be unfunny joke. "Hey look its the tatsun of this world." They pointed at the flying thing in the sky and when I tried to look at it, it seems to be a... Flying lizard...????
"it's a dragon. The previously sentient Tatsumi kazehaya from the era of chaos is from the same world as Sea." They explained. "Through they rather not know what's the world beyond his anymore. A life would been worth living more it you dont have certain knowledge. Something powerful and held you in a responsibilities. It's a burden for others." Staring in a distance as the scene change into a sunset. "Are you burden by the knowledge you know then?"
"not really. Because I wouldn't not able to be here at this moment if I dont have them. In the end of the day. We all gain positive and negative aspects of everything. " They turn to look at me. "I forgotten to ask you last time. You don't need to call me by that fae or whatnot."
"ehh.." I was confuse by what they are saying.
"a fae true name. It's something important. But you would remain mystery as you wish to be. And my name is too many and too different each gaze who share my point. All of them are real and can also be false." Standing up they offer a hand to me again. "Sire Valerie ~ would you like to pick a nickname for me. You can call me that in the next time we will meet again." As I accepted their hands they pulled me up and scoop me up to held me in their arms and they run to the open sea water chuckling before dropping me and they begone to fade as I unsubmerged and returning to reality. "Till next time dearest Valerie ~" their voice start to be muffle by the wave and I finally snap out of it and wake up in reality.
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noodleincident · 1 year
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the ask meme thing but only prime numbers
asking me to know MATH? a pox on your house!!!!! (if i get these wrong shh no i didnt)
1. Museum date or aquarium date? Why?
aquarium! i just really want to stare at the fishies. also the new england aquarium's octopus is a buddy.
3. Name a subject/topic you know a lot about.
oh god um. i dont know much about anything tbh. but get me to go off about house plants and i can NOT shut up.
5. What’s something most people love that you hate?
this is specific but its on my mind rn. that book 'where the crawdads sing' suuuuuuucked. but they made a movie of it?! taylor swift loved it?! like??
7. If you could create ANY mix-up or mythical animal and have it be brought to life, what would it be?
those little animals in spy kids 2, specifically the pig with wings. but frankly there are so many magical animals currently in our world.
11. What is your favorite Studio Ghibli film and why?
i havent seen all of them but its obviously totoro. wait i want to change my previous answer. i want totoro to be real.
13. Have you ever self-harmed?
ugh, yeah, but in a fake way. its complicated.
17. Is there something you currently want, that you can’t have?
i want to go to the eras tour sooooo bad. i know thats not probably what this question is about but like. i want it so bad. i have so much fomo :( this feels like a historic concert i'm missing
19. Think of the last film you watched. Who was your favorite character in it?
honestly it was mission impossible fallout and my favorite character is henry cavill bc he's my superman
23. What is something you are most confident about?
hm. my legs are pretty good.
How about something you're really insecure about?
ugh i dont do insecurities anymore. i mean i obviously do but i dont give them a voice. so i'm dodging this question.
29. Do you find smoking unattractive?
sorry no but january jones with a cig and a gun is so hot. i dont make the rules.
31. What is the 10th picture in your phone gallery?
all the fabric swatches i was deciding between for my bridesmaids
37. What's the best advice anyone has ever given you?
"life begins at the end of your comfort zone" which is fine advice but i also make a little joke about it in all my interviews and it thus far has a pretty decent success rate. so.
39. What's your favorite lyric from your favorite song right now?
i dont know spanish but shakira's diss track is on repeat rn. that line thats like 'a she-wolf like me isn't for guys like you' (but in spanish) hits
41. Is it true that if you can't love yourself, you can't love another?
oooh meaty. no i dont think thats right. you can absolutely love another even if you hate yourself. but i think its hard to get what you deserve if you dont have some level of self respect. ideally you love someone who will respect and love you anyway and you can build your own self respect and self love on that. but its risky
43. What time of the day feels the most magical to you?
morning. i hate mornings and am not a morning person but when i AM awake early its sooo magical. the birds and stuff.
47. Do you think you'd make a good teacher? Why or why not?
hmmmmm. i have been a good teacher in the past. there was a long period of time that i think i would not have been a good teacher. i think its better now but i still dont think i could do it for real as a career. i need to be able to phone it in sometimes and that sounds hard if you're a teacher.
i think those are prime numbers. dont tell me if i'm wrong
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selfundiagnosed · 9 months
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everyone says theyre having prophecies with glaring discretion and elusiveness. sounds big and important. im just having sensory perceptions of something thats gonna happen to me or near me in about 30 minutes. like smelling a dead animal half a mile down the path im walking. I’ll find it if i walk for 45 more minutes if i dont have to stop and investigate the current surroundings for whatever dead thing is here. Its not here… YET. Youre just given a small warning to prime your gut. A lil heads up. Hey get ready for something that will upset you deeply. I feel like youre all having religious and profound revelations bestowed upon you saying “im having prophecies” meanwhile my nose ears skin and tongue time skip up to an hour to put the idea in my head that something deeply upsetting is gonna happen to me so it doesnt catch me sideways and abruptly ruin my day. wait maybe thats what youre all experiencjng too when you say youre having prophecies? it does kind of feel like youre responsible watching the seeds get sowed into the soil and not being able to dig them out. in a weird way i think i could understand them being deemed prophecies. But idk to me theyre visions not prophecies and I know theres no discerning discrepancies between those two words but to me they convey two different types of experiences. In MY head. Every word & its synonyms mean EXTREMELY specific things to me that seldom reflect the reality of the linguistic nuance and discussions around it LOL its like made up in my head. visions and prophecies and premonitions all mean distinctly different things TO ME!!! and probably no one else. idk. I dont have people i can talk to about these experiences. They happen so much but i know it sounds like im so mentally ill. i just wish it WAS in my head and it never happened but they always come true no matter what. But if it is a byproduct of my mental illness why is my mental illness predicting the future I just don’t understand its not like coincidences its a near-daily thing at this point its just rapidly gotten more and more frequent the more ive paid attention to the details. i know other people experience this shit and i firmly believe everyone is capable of this i just cant like backtrack anymore like it used to be once in a blue moon growing up every few months to every few weeks and the more experience i harbor as i grow up the more frequent theyve become i just never paid attention to it before i just thought oh wow 8th wonder of the world : human intuition and splicing past traumas to current circumstances but now its fucking freaky and idk how to find support groups for this shit. And IDK if its all jokey memey to you guys on tumblr and the prophetic visions and dreams posts are a joke or if it isnt AND impedes you guys to this degree idfk but i would like to find a forum or support group or some sort of confirmation that i am not like alone in this experience and what you think of it.. i just dont know if im experiencing mental illness (in which i’ll say: genuinely study the symptom of being a psychic and sensing the future ASAP because holy shit thats an insane mental illness symptom and could be used by the cia or something LOL) or if i can talk to someone older than me with more experience who deals with this too. i hate it sooo much either my anxieties command reality way too frequently or im predicting the future! thats not in my head dude! its ACTUALLY continuing to happen to me over and over and over. like i know my anxiety is misfiring crazier than it ever has in my life & thst im obsessing over colors and shapes and numbers but i just cant entertain the idea this is in my head when it happens to me every other day, almost every day. i just smell shit coming from a mile away, literally & figuratively lol
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chiro-asuta-vulpes · 2 years
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Greetings, Ms Snow any updates about your au "The Forests Deities"?🌱🌿
The last time you have updated, ma'am was long time ago about some OCS / Character's roles in the AU and some designs of them🖼️📝 it was really cool and I can't wait to see more and know more how's the AU going
I have a few couple of questions, lady. If that's okay?
1. What was Tate's role before the Incident / War?
2. What did Viola and Prisma do to the "mysterious man" that have summoned them?
3. What is your Y/N's nature as a person? And What is she like when it comes to seeking the dream or goal she desire on meeting mystical / mythical creatures?
4. Why did Winter go for an "Hibernation"?
5. Are there other creatures that are higher ranks than the "Denizen of The Jade Country"? Like Elders, Ancient Beings etc.
6. What is Viorel to Viola and Prisma?
7. Ivy what is she before and after the incident?
8. Why does "Humanity" fear the Deities of the Jade Country for?
9. Snowy have another name in this Au?
10. Any more additional Characters will coming soon along the way?
My apologies for the lack of updates and stuffs anon, but dont worry no more. I will do my best to make more Forest Deities Au Content.
Ahem anyways thank u so much for this ask and I shall answer your questions😌😄
imma gonna answer 1-5 first and i will answer 6-10 on the next part🙂🌼 alrighty here weeeee goooo
1. What was Tate's role before the Incident / War?
ANSWER:
Tate was responsible on giving Human Travelers a "Tour" and "allowing them to travel alongside her to roam around the Jade Country", Tate stands by on Stations or Checkpoints on each areas of the Jade Country.
Human Travelers get to be tasked and tested by Tate with an EASY challenge which is to search for a "Emerald Crystal" in order to call her. "Only, Humans with good heart and intentions are allowed in to pass the entrance of the Jade Country"
After obtaining and found the stone, The Human Travelers must look for a CHECKPOINT for them to place the crystal to a Crystallized Tree like bark on its center. Once the Crystal is placed, there the green light from the crystal will gleam from Tate's mark signaling her, A human wishes to explore the Jade Country.
2. What did Viola and Prisma do to the "mysterious man" that have summoned them?
ANSWER:
After serving and made the man's petty desire, power hungry thirst for governance, and ambition came true, The duo betrayed him.
Viola did the gruesome part by killing the man infront of other humans, While Prisma unleashes a DEADLY STORM and A TSUNAMI wiping all the man's servants that fought along side him.
After killing the Mysterious Man, The Duo faced and threatened the other remaining surviving HUMANS on EARTH that there is only ONE SURPERIOR PRIME POWERFUL BEINGS in both REALMS and thats THEM THE DEITIES OF THE JADE COUNTRY SHALLL REIGN FOREVER! and THEY WONT TAKE LIGHTLY AND WONT GIVE A DAMN ANYMORE ON SERVING PETTY LOW LIFE MORTAL CREATURES, THE HUMANS.
Because of Prisma and Viola's actions on killing humans which leads them falling from grace on their role as the Deities of the Jade Country.
BREAKING AND BENDING THE RULES, of their OWN realm, REBELLING, MISBEHAVING, COMMITING TREASONS AND MORE OTHER MISDEED and MISDEMEANOUROUS actions both upon the MORTAL WORLD AND THE JADE COUNTRY.
3. What is your Y/N's nature as a person? And What is she like when it comes to seeking the dream or goal she desire on meeting mystical / mythical creatures?
ANSWER :
My Y/N in this Au is an adventurous curious gal. She have this belief that every mystical creatures she reads from books, stories, and history are real. Of all humans hating and fear the Denizens of the Jade Country, only a few beliefs they exist and they are still out there somewhere, Y/N disagree on some of the people around her that keep telling her stories that the Deities are fake and some tells her they're dangerous and they kill humans like them.
She have this imaginative mind, that she never ignores and she was eager to search, look and meet one or more of this fascinating mysterious creatures personally. She wants to see it with on her own eyes. To figure out what is truth behind the story of the Forest Deities.
4. Why did Winter go for an "Hibernation"?
ANSWER :
Winter mysteriously undergoes Hibernation, with a unknown reason only Snowy knows, Why.
As The Merman slumbers under the depths of the Cerulean Lake inside his home, in a Bubble.
One of those possible reasons why, Winter fallen asleep because he doesn't want to hear anymore of humanity's negative opinions about him and his fellow forest Deities friends.
Or he was hiding from Viorel, And Winter fears Viorel what he is capable to do, he doesn't want Viorel to hurt his remaining Merfolk family and friends if he refuses to come to him. He made a heavy decision by sealing himself away.
5. Are there other creatures that are higher ranks than the "Denizen of The Jade Country"? Like Elders, Ancient Beings etc.
ANSWER:
hmmmm-- you mean like higher beings? i mean the whole denizens in the JADE COUNTRY are all DEITIES, although there could be only less propability if there is still a surviving "ELDER" or "ANCIENT BEING" governs some hidden areas of each habitats of the JADE COUNTRY.
AGAAAAINNN thank you anon for this questions and ask. It indeed helped me expand the progress and ideas of the forest deities au. DONT YOU WORRY very soon i shall make more content of it
thank u and u have a beautiful wonderful day over there!😄🌷
my answers for 6-10 will be up i shall answer them up rn.
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ok i KNOW the ask game said specify a character but i think all ur pronoun/sexuality takes on all the mash guys would be very cool :3
M*x im fucking love you thank you for the precious gift youve given me…
ALRIGHT M*A*S*H BOYS NIGHT PRIDE EDITION
Hawkeye- is malewife a gender nah but weirdly enough i think Hawk is a he/him but in a “Harry Styles wearing a skirt and nail polish in 2018 while everyone on the internet collectively lost their shit” way. He is, as if I even had to say it, a disaster bisexual.
Trapper- all around red blooded american man, he/him, not exactly disaster bisexual but bisexual with a sunglasses emoji infusion 😎. he WOULD find it funny/endearing if you used she/her pronouns like yes I am that bitch hello how may I help you.
B.J. HUNNICUT IS THE WHOLE FRUIT SALAD. Idk this is just my hc but I feel like he is definitely in a lavender marriage with Peg like they definitely are best friends and they do love eachother but holy fuck Bea Jay Hunnicut is a funny little mlm he/they I want to see him in pain
Frank Burns- he fucking sucks i dislike talking about him but I really wish they fleshed out the “secret repressed homosexual that hates himself” idea so yeah he/him passably straight on the outside little fruit tart on the inside
Charles Emerson Winchester III- Secret Repressed Homosexual that Hates Himself Prime. I am a gay Charles purist and I can and absolutely will die on this hill. who the fuck is Donna He/Him and sometimes the royal “we” just cause hes my special little guy and he can.
Henry Blake- his pronouns are they/them! actually though? I feel like Henry could pretty solidly slot into the non-binary identity. Is this based on fact? No! Its based entirely on vibes (which is arguably more accurate) unrelated but they would also wear the “Women want me fish fear me” hat without a trace of irony
Sherman Potter- now THERE is a trans man who wouldve fuckin thrown down at stonewall. he/him StraightGuy tm who just loves his wife and his horses Very Much. arent there a lot of stories of AFAB ppl dressing as men to join the army? also i hc all of his buds in Old Soldiers to be trans guys too.
Radar- whats that post that goes like “I think Radar is autistic with massive amounts of t boy swag” its really funny but I would like to tweak the narrative n this one. I think Radars mom has the type of rural homegrown wisdom where she thinks the severity of her morning sickness would determine the babies gender so she assumed Radar would be a girl so everyone got her little dresses and painted the Radars room pink but after Radar was born she just. raised her as a girl anyway? you cant exactly scrap a 1-10 year female wardrobe and buy new in Ottumwa so out of convenience he was raised as a girl but recognized as a boy. so i feel by the time he gets drafted in korea and has spent plenty of time performing as both genders he really doesnt care anymore and only prefers mens clothing because he personally finds it more comfortable. i think he would accept he/she/they pronouns and be demisexual.
Klinger- said you were a lesbian girl me too I really dont know how to explain is but Klinger is both a straight man and a lesbian at the same time. definitely he/they/she and demisexual like Radar… i feel like Klinger is your dads older sibling and Radar is your moms younger sibling. same vibes for sure but different auras.
Father Mulchahy- ive been waiting for this one (and another thank you to M*x for letting me on my soapbox) FATHER! MULCHAHY! IS! NOT! ASEXUAL! HE! TOOK! A VOW! OF! CHASTITY! TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS! Please dont feel like im coming for your neck specifically if this is your hc its totally valid to want ace representation and it would only feel natural to assign it to the character who doesnt have any relationships as a part of their backstory or characterization but I feel like only assigning Mulchahy with this role is not only some pretty upsetting ace tokenism but harmful to the sanctity of his faith and vows he took on as a priest. That being said! I think Mulchahy is bisexual (and would probably think Jesus was too) and I think you could address him with he/they pronouns but has a slight preference towards he.
Sidney Freedman- It seems like almost everyone in my post has come down with a case of the bisexual he/theys 🤒 but yeah besides Hawkeye I think Sidney would be the vocal about his identity? He could run circles around homophobes and transphobes who try to claim gay/transness to be a disease and I think his wife probably knows and supports his identity although they remain monogamous (Sidney is NOT a cheater >:( )
Thanks so much for the ask!! I hope I answered thouroughly enough and if I forgot anyone please let me know so I can hit myself really hard with a cast iron pan
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Card И. The next step is equaleving it to the & card. As it stands for the same letter. As and. The addition.
And it looks like they captured the last episode and externalized it as someone else. Stilled smoked half a pack though. Because i’m a dumbass but, that’ll never change. And that also showed that am i not alone in the way i react to. BS. Though on a small scale for my level of experience to causes.
Though i also found it curious about the И card image i used resembles the letter & to a high degree. No? I think so.
Naw, starting to not like russia. Chechen and the letter X. Becomes a general. In his prime. Good bye child, good graces to you.
My advancements on the tarot have been, suppressed by something else. Lately.
Kind of just want the calm before the storm. Its a quiet. Sombering. Well, heres the outcome of all those years conditioning. Disease.
Thats where ive been, grew out from it.
Oh, wise one i bow. The special forces are an A. Though, there’s this queer moment. For the letter V of an image of a feminine body gracing the subject with water. As strength is in truth. Read it from wiki. Must be true.
But as we explore and i’m given new information. One finds a window to the exclusive. And where that strings leads.
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“The unit i, also known as imaginary number i, represents the value of the square root of -1 and part of the number system called imaginary numbers. An imaginary number is the value of the square root of a negative number. The numbers are not fake just simply have no place on the number line like real numbers.”
At any rate. Going yo resign from being a part of the health and safety comity. Can’t do it. Not if i have to come home and be alone. I can’t function. I��ll just drift from any responsibilities and not have a head in the game. And with Pluto moving in. Knowing i don’t own my own life. Just gonna fuck it all up anyway. As soon as i open that door. Its silence. Nothing else. No words. No sound. No movement. The same as its been all my life. Even when coming home to house full of assholes. Never been any communication at home. Bever will be.
As for the present time. I can sit there and game for 16 straight hours or sit behind my phone. And let words speak for themselves. It’s not like anyone has ever had anything to say to me anyway.
Fucken stupid fucken country abd stupid fuckrn healthcare systwm. Fuck you. Dont call me at work. I cant answer. Called bavk after work. No sound. A dead line. Well i tried. Leave the infection to fuck my insides. After 3:30 or on the weekend. Whem? Monda6 fucken morning. Thats ehen. Its bad enough. Im not even allowed to go t o a clinic.
Hello operator from anoyher country. That has a hard time soeaking my fucken language. Fuck you.
Maybe it’ll get so bad that i’ll have to go get surgery and waste a hundreb thousand dollars instead of a 20$ bottle or anti biotics instead. Sounds like aplan. Fuck i hate canada.
Ivr done a couple hours on duo-lingo. Think im qualified enough to get a job working for the russian helarhcare system behind a phone.
They are so fucken with me. Fourth call…. Hello do uou speak french. Not functionalyl enough to describe anything. Ok. Give me your number my colleage will get back to you. Its fun spendign an entire lifetime being fucked with. 39 tears and counting. They’re never going to stop.
Hello suicide. Welcome back. Whats up buddy. My longest known friend.
Cheers to tyranny. Theres more of it than not. Always was. Always will be. Well go to the hospital wait in the E.rmR for another 13 hours. For them to tell me to come back another day. Pray. I cant go through the proper channels.
Get me out of this horrorscope prison cell you’ve put me in.
I dont want to pay for health insurance anymore. All i get is the opposite. If i cant even get my rights fulfilled. Image trying to do a privilege.
Its like driving is a privilege. That i have to pay for even if i don’t drive.
Though i can smoke, cigs and pot, and game and watch tv buy alcohol. No problem. Its handled with curtesy and a smile. I even have a guy, that will give me methadetamines. For free! Wow. Not that i’ll do it willingly. Doesnt mean i havent been drugged with them. To make me unstable. Went to go get a cup of coffee. Recently. They put speed in it. I expect canada to make that legal soon too.
As for the health and safety comity, that i got roped in applying for. I declined it. Everytime i did that as a kid. People did it anyway. And i got shot in for it. So nope. Not with pluto moving in on it.
The world is designed for people wirh engeneered stress disorders. To get fucked by life. I do t look forward to the day wheb im completly dependant in the health care system. When im old. Holy fick.
Fifth call. From an unknown number. Hi, my colleage didnt soeak french yesterday. So we’re calling to be evil degenerate fuckers of humanity and rub in as much as we can. While tour supposed to be at work where you have zero reception. And cant take calls. Told her to suck to evil out of my ass.
Well since im goign to be waitingn here for anothe r ten hours. Go smoke some smokes. Study russain if the drowsiness doesnt go away.
Too bad the words for “bad language” or “abuse” is seemingly identical to “Mother”. Being мат and мать. I cant tell the difference. Being being explained that ь succeeding the previous letter combines them to a y sound. And yet. Listenign to audio recordings of both мат & мать. They sound the same.
These are what you’re looking for. The differnece for here at the moment is passive abuse versus active abuse. Is there a difference? There is. One gets away with it and the other doesnt. Because we’ll bred to be passive and receptive. The same go for the abuse. It wasnt eliminated just changed gender. It safer to abuse people with passivity than activity. They’re no consequemces involved.
Looking for things like this. When it comes to the power of symbols. And attached meaning. As for the russian to english equates abuse with the mother. Beign abused by “caretaker” “authorities”. Or abusing the mother. And not by the mother. And these cockskrs here fucken with me.
Im not allowed to have a non-abusive mothet. Or father. Or sibblings. Doesnt matter. Its all мат to me. But one continues on with the passivity until the other explodes or implodes. Or kills themsleves. Somehow. And vents out the frustration. And then you go active abuse. Beat them down for callign you out. Thats life.
Other than that. The A-fool should be feminine. And the E fool masculine. All life starts with the feminine. And the play on words. Like beauty vs booty. They sound similar. Amd yet not at all different. A booty is beauty. And eau brings it all back to the caressing of the mother and the lion. Other wise we have two male fools each besides the devil card and associations to carnality. Which works beautifully. Because. An upside down A. Represents inclusion. A one for all. But doesn’t add them. As a sum total. Because it’s all about the individual. At this point. Which is fitting also for eau is litterally to word for water in french. But we’ee trying to be ignorant like most of these other fuckers. And detach the tarot script from its perversion of its designed rape of mankind.
For example. This little girl is being repeatative about calling out for daddy, dah, dah! Da dah da da. I put my book down. Look her right in the eyes. Gave her the attention she was missing with a detached/attached sense of silence. And she quieted down completely. Little girls are like that with me. They reach out and call me daddy. The breeding ones. Do nothing about abuse me. And the older ones are usually super chill.
And i come back in and the guy that was beside me is gone and a woman took his place. Both of is chewing on jerky.
It’s interesting that the russian letters change their pronunciation as another letter when it comes to them being placed to hard and soft consonants or at the beginning of a word to the end of a word. D turns into k. V turns into F. This seems like a fun area to explore the use of imaginary/complex numbers and bridging them to the real. If i understand that right. Theres not much difference between the russian words for water and vodka. And vodka is supposedly pronounced as votka. Wheres as the D changes form to a T.
Hey look, my conscience is back and the fear of reprimand. But, you know what? Y’all right. I don’t need one.
The tragedy of the baltimore bridge collapse happened at the same time as health service canada called. While not being able to respond. Down in the water. People died. But only the construction workers minding they’te own bussiness. But save for there not beign andingle car on the bridge because authorities where given a warning. They just left six people on the bridge anyway? Yeah ok.
Checked my phone. That be 10 calls to or from the gap. With nothing. A dead line and bs.
Well thee goes three hundred dollar cause im not allowed to go to a clinic.
That was a waste of everyones time. Sorry wewont help you. Come nack when your dying.
Well time to go home and chain smoke.
Does it hurt? Sometimes. But since there aint any pain receptors there. You dont feel much at all. Do you have reason to beleive its an std? What?! Ive been single for twenty years. (She gave a suppressed gasp of astonishment)( i know im super sexy and all) women give me fuck me eyes all the time. If their not trying to fuck me over. If i habe an std its because someone purposfukly gave me one.
Sorry im going to touvhc your prostate. You may feel uncomfortable…… ok. Whatever. That’s my prostate? Feels like every other partof my ass. (Uncomforatble. And raw. And like its infected. Goes with the stages of the moon. Like an infection does) People say that feels good? Know what feels good. Taking a huge shit. After youve been holding in it all day. Am i right?!
Oh Ну, ar leat i learned soem russian grammar while waiting these last ten hours. Djould hav eyet to the pot store first. Now its closed. Maybe i’ll
Find a big roach in the ground. Well if all the children didnt get to them first.
It’ll go away on its own. Its been over a month. Yeah sometimes it takes longer. Ok then. Probably something i got drugged with.
An dnow its time to wait for my jailers to mentioned exactly what i told to nurse today. And then ill punch them in the nose as hard as i can. Still need to get my hunting permit for a quick painless way out.
Wahts it mean when you find a dead goffer before spring? That sunmer isnt gonna come at all? Can. You imagine everyday being fall? Wakenup in the morning put on a winter coat fo home in the evening wearing shorts and a wife beater. There
hasnt been a winter. This year. Its perma fall.
Well its 1 am. Got to get ul in four hours. Guess im not going to work. All i can feel is the sicknessnin my ass. And even agter going to the hospital. I walk out. Not knowing any better than i did. Not having a diagnosis. And a cheap quicky look. I fucken hate life.
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pesterloglog · 6 months
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Eridan Ampora, Jade Harley
Act 5, page 3175-3176
-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling gardenGnostic [GG] --
CA: noww that youre done makin all that pointless rubbish
CA: ivve got somethin wway more wworth your wwhile
GG: which one were you again?
GG: wait
GG: werent you the guy who was always trying to hit on me??
CA: that couldvve been anyone
CA: lets not get distracted by your sad league of suitors and their flushed desperations
CA: im offerin you the edge here
CA: in your rivvalry wwith the other female
GG: uh...
CA: wwevve got the same abstratus
CA: and i dont need this thing anymore
CA: since i became more powwerful than you could evver imagine as a mighty wwizard of wwhite science
CA: so you might as wwell take it and settle your score wwith that awwful wwitch
GG: but
GG: im the wwitch!
GG: i mean witch
CA: yeah ok the seer then if you wwant to be dealin wwith technicalities
GG: rose?
GG: i do not have a score to settle with rose!!!
GG: why would you think that?
CA: oh
CA: wwell fuck
CA: suppose i wwas guessin it wwas natural to presume somesuch relation like that betwween the twwo a you
GG: i think you are projecting your own attitude on to others
GG: just because you tend to hate and/or hit on everyone you meet doesnt mean everyone else is that way
GG: rose just sent me a code for a crystal ball, shes my friend and is basically the best!
CA: oh i see so she shared her "magic secrets" wwith you then
CA: its probably a trap i wwouldnt trust her
CA: she is a cunnin and treacherous sort trust me i knoww her type
GG: wait do you have a thing for her too???
GG: did she reject you or something?
CA: you are slingin around such a bloody mess of slander wwith these accusations
CA: you wwouldnt understand anywway
CA: its already been painfully established you people cant get your shalloww think pans under the majesty of our quadrants
GG: :|
CA: if you must knoww things betwween us wwere gettin pretty bellicose and im pretty sure she wwas wwaxin as obsidian for me as a human got it in em to do
CA: and if not for the interdimensional divvide keepin us apart honestly i dont doubt our rivvalry could be brewwin outright pitch
GG: uh huh...
CA: but the thing is i need a rivval wwho can pose me a challenge
CA: and frankly shes not evven fit for holdin my cape anymore
CA: at this point i find all her adorable black pixie dabblins to be prime kiddie playtime shit
CA: all of her FRAUDULENT MAGICS cannot come close to posin threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES
CA: an wwith my empiricists wwand i servve as the righteous hope that wwill incinerate delusion and the deluded alike
CA: my holy fire is the wwhite fury bled from the wwrath-wweary eyes of fifty thousand nonfictional angels
CA: and wwhen theyre finished wweepin they wwill boww before their prince
GG: wow what are you talking about
CA: so really you should be honored to inherit my old callin
CA: both my armaments and my feud
CA: itll be wwitch against wwitch
CA: a real one vvs an impostor
CA: faker one dies
GG: hey look at that, time for me to get going!
CA: oh wwill you just take the fuckin gun already
GG: no i dont want it!!!!!
CA: its a wway more powwerful wweapon than any of that crap you made
CA: its a legendary relic wwithout equal
GG: more like a legendary piece of shit!
CA: youre bein needlessly fuckin stubborn about this im doin you a fuckin favvor here
GG: yes but i dont like you very much and i feel really icky about accepting a present from you
CA: if you accept it this is the last ill evver be botherin you about anythin ok
GG: siiigh
GG: fine
CA: FFFFFFWW
GG: what?
CA: thats the code
GG: oh...
GG: hmmm...
GG: i have seen this before
CA: howws that possible
CA: its a one of a kind wweapon plundered from an alternian ghost ship
GG: i am very sure its the same rifle included with johns present
GG: but...
GG: bigger of course
CA: probably a cheap imitation of the original
CA: uh
CA: kind of like that one there is
CA: so theres your answwer stable loops ahoy
CA: noww enjoy the utter fuckin domination it affords
GG: yes but....
GG: i did not provide the weapons!
GG: my penpal did
CA: wwhos that
GG: the guy who helps me build the present
GG: we worked on it together but he supplied the bunnys weapons
GG: im pretty sure hes from the future!
CA: wwhy
GG: because he said hes my grandson
CA: wwhat the fuck is a grandson
CA: is that some kind of pervverse human familial thing
GG: umm yes
CA: nevvermind then your procreational biologistics make my fins curl in distaste
GG: oh no!!!!!
GG: aaaaa please dont tell anyone i told you about him!
GG: augh how could i let that slip to you of all people
CA: settle dowwn jade youre radically underestimatin the amount of shit i dont givve about this
CA: ill havve you knoww this is the last time im plannin on talkin to any human
CA: i got bigger ships to sink and soon wwhen im good and ready me and my luminous fuckin science stick havve got a date wwith jack noir
CA: AND NO NOT THAT KIND OF DATE GIVVE ME A LITTLE FUCKIN CREDIT
GG: wow ok!!!!
GG: i wasnt going to say anything
CA: wwhys this matter so hush hush anywway
GG: he didnt want me to tell my friends who he really was
GG: i guess maybe he was concerned about upsetting the timeline? i dunno
CA: wwell maybe he didnt wwanna disrupt wwhatevver disgustin sequence of evvents wwas responsible for his spawwnin in the first place
GG: maybe!
GG: i have wondered about that, assuming he is right...
GG: he was so nice, and it really did feel like i was talking to family, so i really dont think he was making it up
GG: i couldnt help but try to imagine his parents...
GG: and more interestingly.......
GG: his grandfather :O
GG: i still wonder who it could be...
GG: although i guess at this point
GG: the options are pretty limited :o
CA: ok i think im startin to feel ill talkin about things makin me fathom pink wwigglers comin out a your owwn personal torso
CA: so change a fuckin subject
CA: that gun i just gavve you is somethin of a hatchright to the kid
CA: happy i could play a role in your dirty stinkin lineage
GG: like an heirloom? i guess it could be
GG: do you even have those? if you dont have parents how could you?
CA: no wwe dont knoww our direct forebears and im pretty sure any attempt to seek out or evven inquire about the supplier of your genes wwould be a fine wway to get yourself killed
CA: but wwevve got our lore and it says wwe all got indivvidual ancestors wwho contribute to most of our genes abovve and beyond wwhat the grubs slurry does
GG: ewwwwwwww
CA: oh shut up
CA: anywway a lot of us believve wwere meant to trace the footsteps of those ancestors evven though wwe can nevver knoww em
CA: and on that journey wwe can come across belongings they once had cause wwe wwere hatched to find em and finish their wwork
CA: i kinda think thats wwhy i found the gun in the first place
CA: but noww im forsakin it because fuck i just found a better destiny than my old crappy one wwhich i nevver got any appreciation for anywway
GG: hmmmm
GG: then maybe that is how this heirloom should work
CA: wwhat do you mean
GG: well i dont want to use it!
CA: aww man come on
GG: so ill just dump it outside the house with the trash
GG: and if it is fated to find my penpal one day then so be it!
CA: god damn it
CA: its like you people go out of your wway to think a howw to disrespect me
GG: maybe you should have been nicer to me!
GG: in any case i dont appreciate the spirit in which the gift was given so this is what i will do!
CA: fine fuck it wwhat do i care
CA: this has been a completely flippin useless exchange as havve they all been wwith your species
CA: and for the record
CA: evven though i said that stuff about bein fated to find my gun
CA: fate isnt real
CA: its a lot of FAKE FUCKIN HORSEFEATHERS
CA: noww go and be cleansed by the light of truth purity nonfakeness hope and abovve all SCIENCE
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