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[barnabympreg]

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[qu1nby]

Dear Person, Pls sleep I will pay you123456789 dollars just for you to go to sleep-

I will soon, don't you worry! <3

#asks #no payment necessary

[willowser]

How much do I have to pay for more nerd Kiri?? CUZ I WILL

you see him again in the break room — which is odd, considering he's got his own on the other end of the building.

in the middle of reheating your lunch, staring dead-eyed into microwave as the seconds tick by, and then a little red blip is gracing the edges of your vision. when you look up from the 100-year-old creaking contraption, kirishima's back is turned — undoubtedly his back, considering the width — and his hands are fists at his sides and he's awkwardly shuffling back down the hall.

you pout a little, because you haven't been getting very far with him; all your attempts at flirting — both in person and over instant messenger — have gone either completely ignored or completely over his head, and you're starting to wonder if sero was just gassing you up as a prank. you wouldn't put it past him.

— but then he's back, facing you this time as he reenters the break room. the little wave he gives you is timid, as shy as the small up-turn of his lips.

"hey," you say conversationally, watching on as he nods and walks up to the cabinet above the microwave. kirishima peers inside for a long moment, like he can't find what he's looking for, though you have no idea what that could be. "forget something?"

"huh?" his eyes snap to you instantly, eyebrows raised. "no, no! i was just, uh, checking for, uh—" he shrugs then, taking a deep breath before offering you another smile. "how's the rubberband war going with hanta?"

"ugh, don't remind me," you roll your eyes as he laughs, quiet and cute. "it's 17 to 8 right now, and i'm surprised he hasn't taken out my eye yet."

"man," kirishima takes another long look into the cabinet before abandoning it to spin around and lean back against the counter. when he crosses his arms, you watch the material of his shirt strain over his biceps, the plush of his chest as he presses into his pecs. "you might wanna work on your aim."

"so i've been told," you stick your tongue out at him, lips curling when he has to look away in favor of scratching at the side of his thick neck, smiling at the floor. "you should help me, since you know how much of a menace he is."

"uh, yeah, i mean," he shrugs and pushing his glasses up his nose, having to blink when the lenses get too close to his long, dark eyelashes. "maybe i could make like, i don't know, a target or something on some sticky notes or—"

"no, lemme get some real practice in, by firing right at your cute little glasses here." when you gently tap the arm of them, his eyes shoot up to the ceiling, cheeks pink. all you get is a quiet uh. "c'mon, i'll make it worth your while. buy you a beer or something after work."

"nah, i can't—i can't let you do that."

you frown, feeling deflated once again. "why not?"

"because," the top button of his light blue shirt is undone and he fiddles with it for a moment, as he chews on his lip. "because i should be buying you the beer."

"okay," you grin and his eyes dart up, taking in the curve of your cheeks. "buy me one then."

"okay," the little laugh he lets out is full of nerves, but the smile on his face is charming, triumphant. "i've, uh, got dnd—or this, uh, game—sort of thing i play, or do, with my friends, but i can cancel!"

"oh, well, you have this 'game sort of thing that you do' at your house?" you grin again when he nods, cheeks red, and resist the urge to throttle him for being so fucking cute. "then why don't i have the beer at your place, so you don't have to cancel?"

"uh, no, no," kirishima's demeanor changes immediately as he stands straight, shaking his head as he stares down at his shoes. "no, it's, uh, kinda like—i don't know—weird, and i don't want you to have to sit through my nerd stuff."

"maybe i like nerd stuff," you bite your lip when he looks at you again, smothering another sultry little smile as his eyes zero in in your mouth. "dragons and elves and shit like that. after everybody leaves, we can play princess in a castle and you can be my knight in shining armor."

"uh," he laughs again, jittery, and takes a small step back when you try to lean into him. "i thought we were doing it—uh, doing the rubberband thing."

you can't help it; a small groan leaves your throat as you deflate. again. "kirishima, you're killing me here."

he exhales heavily, unable to even look at you as he speaks breathlessly. "sorry! uh, yeah, no, it starts at, um, 7 if you really wanna come."

"okay," you lightly tap your foot against his twice before turning back to the microwave, jabbing the numbers again because your food has surely gone cold at this point. "save me a seat, then."

"yeah, okay, i definitely will."

you can feel his eyes tracing over your profile, but if you have to look at his big, crimson eyes or pink cheeks any longer, you'll lose your mind, and so you direct your smile at the microwave. unceremoniously, he awkwardly shuffles around you, shoulders tense as he makes an abrupt exit.

— but he turns, suddenly, and when you look up, he's got one hand in his hair, gripping it lightly.

"did you really wanna do the princess thing or—i could, i don't know—" he turns away one last time when you can't help but to giggle, barely suppressing his own smile as you call out to him that, yes, you would love to do the princess thing, with him.

#no payment necessary !!!!!! #i have too much fun with this alfhskak fucking akfbdjakak dork !!!!! #i can't. i literally can't with him. #he makes me nuts i'm going nuts #i just wanna AKFBDIRHWKALOQ #he's such a AJDBFJEIQIANKZKAL #i have to go lie down i cant do this with him right now #✿ willow writes #✿ ask willow #✿ thoughts: kirishima #✿ theme: nerd kiri

[manofthepipis]

I was rereading chapter 12 of system rebooting please standby and I found it just a little sweet that spamton was excited to see Kris (even tho it wasn’t them lol). tho he mostly was hoping for Kris to save his hide, I also think he was just happy to see his friend since he’s so lonely at that point

im rlly glad you liked that bit!! :D spamton will always have his more selfish motivations, and i've tried writing him so that if he ever does want/need something from someone else he goes into salesman mode, playing nice and innocent enough to get what he wants. But like they're his friend!! his buddy!! :D!! they're a puppet just like him and they helped to free him even if it was obvious he was up to no good in the first place! someone like that to return to him in his extreme loneliness and confusion would be a godsend, but he doesn't get those often. so whoops it had to be an addison lmao

I'd imagine if kris were to return, he'd be hanging around them and their friends to the point where it got annoying but only because he genuinely cares now and they've given him a new purpose in the world he's forever fated for. Though it would genuinely surprise me if he appeared again in canon (i think he's just gonna get the jevil treatment and be a quiet close-to-nonliving item in your inventory), but in this au hed be harder than hell to get rid of (akin to actual spam) hfjsksksk.

#i'd imagine he forms strong connections with those who give him the time of day #like the obsession with swatch when they treated him with kindness #or giving the thorn ring to noelle in snowgrave as she clicked on his ads #both of them were cons to get what he wanted (access to the basement + neo) #but deep down i think he cares based on his pacifist ending #it's his nature as a conartist as well as someone so beat down by the world to equate genuine kindness to potential suckers #maybe he thinks that if they're dumb enough to be nice to him they'll be dumb enough to help him get what he wants #not a healthy mindset to have #with kris tho it's different cuz like they're puppeted by us #he has TWO beings to swindle but jokes on u buddy we chose kindness anyway #and maybe he can sympathize with that seeing as he was quick to offer the dealmaker to us to help us on our journey no payment necessary :') #god i can talk about his connection and character development with us and kris forever #i'd also imagine he gets increasingly desperate and delusional once the loneliness climbs #just hoping for the most wanted outcome #it's like a hopeless optimism that never dies #he's a living oxymoron #i need to stop writing essays in the notes srry lol #fanfic #asks

[ruporas]

wait. wait. wait. ive been staring at ur latest comic for awhile now and i think i've noticed something about the colors? which are amazing, first of all- just gotta get that out there cuz i adore that soft pink and deep green combo

but i just realized that throughout most of the comic u use both in equal parts it seems. to separate bg + fg and such, to highlight characters/objects, etc.

but then when vash gets back to their room, all the walls are that dark green. and, bit by bit, the pink totally falls off. by the end, it's nothing but constant dark green as vash starts to cry

but then wolfwood slams in and he's backed by that soft pink. and suddenly the comic is nothing BUT pink. soft lines and whites and gentle pink tones EVERYWHERE to just. SO tastefully highlight the little details.

LIKE. WAS THIS INTENTIONAL?! i almost wanna guess that it wasn't since all those green panels w vash crying are all closeups focused on his expression so it makes sense to just put the simple green behind it and all attention on him so the pink just isn't Needed

BUT AT THE SAME TIME THE EFFECT IS SO MASTERFUL THAT I WANNA BELIEVE IT WAS ABSOLUTELY INTENTIONAL

HEHE..... first of all, thank you for looking at my comic so closely, THAT'S LIKE... REALLY SWEET and a huge compliment to hear, thank u thank u

and yes, it was intentional, especially more towards the end!!! in general, the colors are meant to serve as a mood indicator, so a balance of them in a scene would just mean a neutral "okay-ness" and have a functional serve to separate background / foreground / subject matter... deep green signifies introspection or incoming sadness (especially on pg5 when vash cries), and pink signifies wolfwood, which, not an emotion but he is happiness, someone that helps vash lose his doubts in a matter of seconds -- which is why those last few pages are just pink white and lines, and the panels are gone for the majority of it. i wanted to show their unity and togetherness!

while vash still has his issues of just Not saying anything about his loneliness, his feelings are alleviated temporarily with wolfwood's presence and he's just grateful that his paranoia didn't become true, and that wolfwood is genuine, true to his word, when he means he'll be following vash/staying with him. even though it's mission-bound, vash would probably still feel guiltily comforted by that fact.

I'M GLAD IT WAS PARTICULARLY EFFECTIVE IN THIS COMIC because i definitely could've pushed it more... i figured it was a minor thing that not a lot of ppl would care for, but more ppl enjoyed it and noticed the colors than i thought, so i'm glad it worked out!!!

#asks #thank you for sending this!!! #and for being so observant and putting it into words -- its really sweet!!!! hehe #ok this bit here is a bit off topic but. i forgot to mention in my original tags. very minor hc but on #p4 when i drew their beds -- ww bed is the left one vash is the right one and his blankets are all folded #bc i feel like vash would develop habits of being able to leave somewhere quickly + abruptly. so he cleans up after himself #everytime he wakes up and has to leave for the day. i feel like he's ran into enough trouble that he's grown accustom to making #sure he's ready to dip whenever necessary. and id imagine he'd leave payment if he books a room for more than a night so when he has #to leave suddenly - the room owners get their pay still. just preparing stuff in advance to not make trouble for the kind ppl #that houses him. idk its a small thing! i just recall those times in the manga where after accidentally destroying a part of the town #vash makes sure to join the clean up crew and help build things up lmfao he takes responsibility. its cute #ww sees him do this for the first time once and goes “that's stupid. we're not going anywhere and we're staying for the 2 nights” #and then he'd realize soon enough that they do have to prepare to book it at any random point of the day if vash gets caught up in trouble #regardless he doesn't fold it all up like vash does since its not habitual to him and in a way hes testing vash to NOT run off and do smth #thatll get him in trouble during the day. rare hopefulness. when they start sharing beds wolfwood doesn't let him fold up the sheets #very minor thing hc sorry for rambling in This space hub all of a sudden. #in the comic also vash gets pink bg panels every time he calls out to wolfwood. happy happy #it's really not a long enough comic to push those aspects... but im glad it was noticed at all -- but ok ok im done done

[sallymew4]

drew @vinnfeyntheinsane’s lovely (currently unnamed) character !!! shes so gorg <3

had an epiphany after sending the finished product. if only i had thought of a brown skirt.. . … but ANYWAYS ! go check out vinn they like silly nerd stuff like classical music and books !!!! also they are nice to me

#it was fun figuring out her design n stuff :) #also ! if any a yall wanna request a doodle of a character original or not…… #i might not get onto it right away but i wouldnt mind broadening my horizons or trying things out !!! #dont b afraid 2 request smth !!! no payment necessary so u literally lose nothing ! #my art #oc art #not my oc #original character #digital art #art #original art #lazy art #character design #character art #transgender character #trans character #other tags #i should make an art tag probably

[abbaswift]

daily searching for taylor tickets on ticketmaster and axs, trying not to remember when i almost got two centre middle bowl tickets for the price of one nosebleed resale ticket 💔💔

#if you saw my account on that day omg i was a wreck #it kept saying my details weren’t valid so instead of immediately going to my grandad for his card i kept trying with mine #and eventually i used his card #and it literally got to the point where you have to confirm the payment with your bank app #and as he tried to confirm it THE TIME HAD RUN OUTTTTTT #and i lost those tickets #i had nosebleeds for rep tour which was still enjoyable but i wanted SO bad to get closer seats #also back then i was planning to do exams through may and june so i was really limited with uk dates #so i had to try for august london dates which wasn’t ideal #because it’s london and it’s the summer holidays and the hotels are so expensive anyway #but now i’m not doing those exams (long story) so i’m more free to go to other uk dates like liverpool and cardiff #even edinburgh if necessary as i have family nearby #but i can’t find two reasonably priced tickets on resale for love nor money and time is running out #ive got london tickets for august but it’s increasingly likely i won’t be able to go #so YEAH. #help

[itsadragonaesthetic]

My parents keep telling me that it's good to be in debt and you can't buy anything without credit but this stupid car and its payments have been a blight on my whole family for years. They could have so easily gotten a slightly older car that wasn't half a million dollars. The payments aren't even close to done and the car is already falling apart. I do not know a single other person with these problems. What is wrong with them.

#dragon speaks #my posts #i feel like i was taught in school to kinda be in debt as little as is necessary #do things that you could almost pay for in one or two installments and nothing more #drag out easy payments for the sake of credit #credit is stupid but if youre gonna do anything where its important at all #just do the bare minimum

[beskad]

my car is starting to actually fall apart, lowkey

#the shocks have been trash for at least 2 years #i need new tires #driver's side primary headlight burned out #the side indicator light casing literally FELL OUT APPARENTLY so i'm missing half the passenger's side headlights #my windshield has been chipped since 2018 and fully cracked since 2021 #there's a rear wheel bearing making a VERY loud hum #oh and two of my 4 door handles are broken off #but my god i looked at the price of cars??? jesus CHRIST #how are people carrying $500/month car payments PLUS the necessary full coverage insurance on top of that??? #after all that it would be like 1/3 of my whole month's income just for a car?? #so i guess I need to spend the $1500 - $2000 on repairs and maintenance so that i don't end up with an insane car payment #OH and i need new brakes and rotors #christ #rray.txt

[bluebayard]

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[deus-ex-mona]

aka i’m still reeling from my trip and it ✨s h o w s✨

#mmmmade this so that i can recall certain unphotographed moments from my trip pls stand by~~~~~ #also!!!! the buses are so cute and small and cramped during peak hours lmao. #though you have to tell the bus captain your destination before paying your fare… #which is. really different from how we do it here in [insert home country] #we just tap our transport cards when you both board and alight the buses; no bus captain communication necessary!!! #anyways. i just. wish someone told me that the automated fare machines gave change during cash payments #uauauauauauauauaaaaaa g o o g l e w h y d i d y o u f a i l m e #it is suiyoubi my dudes

[kaeyats]

anyone want to be friends / moots? i don't get much interaction on my blog and it's very sad. DD:

#i give free compliments !! #free compliments people !! #absolutely no payment necessary #just 👉👈 #let me be your bestie :DD #and i'll murder you.. with my love #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader

[futureghost97]

okay so update I’m gonna be doing something Evil and I legitimately hate that I’m doing it… legit wish that I had the luxury of being nice in this situation

#long story short I am in an illegal sublet/tenant at will situation #I paid first and last when I moved in and just found out my new apartment’s lease starts April 1st #which makes April my last month at this place (I already paid for it‚ I was gonna move in slowly through the month) #but now my roommate who handles the rent payments/talks to the landlord is saying that I owe her three months’ notice #and that I should pay for April and consider May my prepaid final month #folx I feel SICK typing this but like… I don’t have anything legally binding saying that it’s necessary #and I don’t have $1k to burn #I just checked and my legal rights are that I can vacate at any time/terminate the agreement as long as I give 1 month’s notice #soooooo #guess who’s packing up all her shit and moving out in the next two weeks while this roommate is out of the country #I will NOT be venmoing her for April and I WILL be fucking right off #this is absolutely the worst thing I’ve ever done please believe me when I say this is evil of me #my stuff

[el-im]

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#captain's log #there's so many fucking books/movies/anything you could ever want on it #i hope everyone makes a (free!!!) account #it gives you access to so much. there's no payment ever necessary and it's literallly the simplest site/easiest to navigate/save items for #later perusing... its literally the best site on the internet. if anyone can donate please help keep this library up and running #otherwise--make a free account and enjoy all they have to offer!!!!! its fucking wonderful. no strings attached. #and now? i am going to go read kitchen confidential.

[eugeniedanglars]

sometimes you people just put pithy inflammatory little statements on my dash that make no sense if you think about them for more than two seconds and i can’t tell if it’s because you didn’t read them or you didn’t think about them

#'we need to destroy bullshit cosmetic products!' yeah! 'like invisalign!' no! invisalign is just braces which are often genuinely necessary! #'a genuinely good person with the money to buy a second house would let you live there for free instead of being a landlord!' #my dude houses continue to cost money after the down payment is made! #asking someone to cover the cost of bills/mortgage payments/property tax is not at all the same as exploiting the housing crisis for profit!

[rata-novus]

sees ea is giving away a kit for free if you already own ts4: nice :)

sees that you still need to put in your payment info to get the free kit: fuck you :)

#the sims 4 #sims 4 #you really couldnt idk autoapply the kit #is the asking for payment info REALLY necessary no way around it #doubt x #and yes i own the sims 4