#no one would know

[fjordfolk]

i think shelties should be outcrossed to fox terriers specifically to make them Worse

#and lets be honest by f2 getting past the shorthair gene #no one would know #a bit short in neck and body and a gay tail #great head though #shame the only thing inside it is Evil

[writer-in-theory]

y'all i wanna show restraint and not start posting a multi-chapter fic until it's done but also i'm excited about it and kinda wanna post it HELP

#im legit sitting here at work like #i could do it #no one would know #I COULD #jabber jay

[gumnut-logic]

Possibly @womble1 ‘s fault for reminding me this existed ::hugs tight::

I still haven’t finished this ::headdesk::

And yes, he is very pensive :D

#thunderbirds are go #thunderbirds #thunderbirds fanart #Virgil Tracy #vayor #nuttyart reblog #shirtless #for a reason #but since I haven't finished the silly thing #no one would know #mature

[gooboogy]

Day 4 sobriety reaaalllyy feelin it now lads

#i am home alone #no one would know #except I would know 😔 #goobabble #cries and cries and cries

[beauleifu]

kiss marry kill Lego Monkie Kid edition

i'm curious

choose your 3 contestants lmao

#lmk #lego monkie kid #yea boi ALL CHARACTERS #but only 3 #reblog or sth and lemme know #i'd kiss mayor #marry syntax #and kill pigsy's rival #no one would miss him #no one would know

[icarianiscariot]

awake past midnight? u know what time it is <3

#depression!!!! #personal #kind of enamored w the idea that ** * **** ****** it would just come across to most like * **** **** ****** #no one would know

[pastafossa]

no choice but to go full jean valjean

ZKsnsnsns not me in the bread aisle looking at bread in someone's cart like

#do they really need 8 loaves in their cart #no one would know #I NEED BREAD

[oasis1022]

do yall that live alone ever realize “oh shit i havent spoken in three days”

#living alone #send help #ive been here too long #tumblr help #help help help #i am alone #i dont wanna be alone #dying alone #slowly dying #english #who am i #what if i just screamed really loudly #no one would know #why cant there be a friendly ghost i can talk to #then i would have friends #and a social life

[cloudshapedpatch]

the urge to change my name and move across the country and make up a fake childhood and speak in another accent

#no one would know #how funny #i could do a nice southern accent #pretend i grew up on a ranch in georgia #move to the midwest #change my name to sally or some shit #hell i could wear a wig everywhere #and then after i've lived there for months. maybe even over a year #i've got new friends #a job #hell maybe a partner #i just show up one day with my mountain accent and pink mullet like HEY YALL #cori rambles

[betterhomesandhozie]

Tuesdays suck ass why do I have to leave the house at the same time my alarm goes off the rest of the week

#out of the house at 6:50? kill me #every week I’m like. what if I text my supervisor and say I have food poisoning #no one would know #but I don’t do it #rambles

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

#i often wonder about how many things would be considered classic or high art had they only received the marketing #how many short films that were made for class could have been the most powerful thing you'd ever seen? if you'd seen them? #“you know the greatest films of all time were never made” etc etc #but like. these works of art ARE being made. it's just enjoyed by a smaller audience with equal impact though #i think about this one furry i used to follow on insta who had the coolest worldbuilding ever. it's been years. #thought prompted by that sketch of nimona from ten years ago that was just for a character design #posted to the creator's tumblr and now it's nominated for best animated feature film at the oscars #and by the genuine emotional reaction a fan comic made me feel. how much work had gone into it. how beautiful it was to me. #idk what to tag this but i hope whoever needs to hear it does #writing #writer #fandom #fandom culture #artist

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity. #Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all. #Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure. #I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem - #I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time. #So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*. #I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much. #Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went* #Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

[gierosajie-art]

The world is a snail

#the art drawer #my art #digital art #the one's who were there last week would know #it was a wild ride