#i could do it

[horrorlesbians]

I should be famous so I can spit fake blood at the paparazzi. I’ve said this before but I’ll keep saying until it happens

#🦌 #I could be a horror it girl. I could drink a coffee and smoke a cig in public and have the tumblr girlies go insane #I could do it

[spinchip]

when im not broke as a joke i want to commission someone to draw ocean nya and ice emperor ship art. could you imagine. so epic

#i could do it #but sometimes i just want to gaze upon the work of others ok

[itsexclusive]

#I could do it

[honeyspeeches]

My new mission in life is to post Voltron so much that it starts trending

#bonus points if klance also trends #I could do it #Voltron

[lithiumseven]

My fatal flaw is that I am 100% convinced that I would be the single greatest Taskmaster contestant of all time

#I could do it #and die of hubris #taskmaster #taskmaster uk #taskmaster nz #tis i

[angelpuns]

Me: I'm only gonna add a sprinkle of religous trauma stuff to TMNT:HME

Me looking at my villain roster rn: hm now I COULD get silly with the catholicism

#i could do it #could get reallll silly #i kinda ljke the idea of having villains that just like to fuck around and find out tho #like they are all so silly #but hrmm what ifff

[ramblings-of-fessa]

that moment when velvet nearly falls off the platform trying to grab floyd and veneer grabs her and pulls her back...need that in gif form like now

#velneer #pro ship #i could do it #but idk how and i dont feel like it sorry #in my defense im working 7 days in a row

[peppered-moths]

thinking about a majorwood hadestown au again............ (but like different and not actually hadestown at all sorry)

no actually i'm going to explain it i've decided

so in this case orpheus and eurydice are scott/jimmy (not sure who's who, but probably jimmy = eurydice because. y'know. dying.) and hades and persephone are ren/martyn (i am sure about this one. ren's hades, martyn's a combo of persephone and hermes) right?

scott loses jimmy to something easily avoidable on the eve of their wedding. something that shouldn't have happened. so he finds martyn, up on the surface, and begs him to reason with the king of the underworld. martyn says, reluctantly, that he'll try, but ren is firm. rules are rules. jimmy stays dead.

scott's not willing to give up. he secretly follows martyn back down to hades. he'll bring jimmy back by force if he has to (just realized this has parallels to wc!scott. awesome.) martyn finds him before they get there though, because he's not dumb scott.

when they reach the entrance to the underworld, martyn hesitates. he doesn't want to go back. he doesn't like being the hand of the king, but it's all he knows. he doesn't know how to be anything else.

scott takes his hand. they walk into the underworld side by side, to face lovers they no longer know.

he finds jimmy, who made it to elysium. he's living his happy afterlife forever, in a flower field with a man with scott's blue hair and his smile and his eyes. it's only an illusion, but he looks so happy. happier than scott's ever seen him look. he turns around, back into the darkness. he won't take that from jimmy. not now. not ever.

martyn tries sneaking scott out of hades over the river styx, but they're caught by ren, who refuses to let scott leave, and accuses martyn of betraying him. they get into an argument. scott could run. he doesn't. he stays.

and maybe it ends there. maybe scott is trapped. maybe martyn is trapped. maybe they both schemed too much, flew too close to the sun.

i think they got out. i think they're having a beach vacation, far far away. don't you?

#i could do it #i know i could #majorwood #majorwood hadestown au #limited life smp #scott smajor #trafficshipping #smajor1995 #traffic smp #inthelittlewood #martyn inthelittlewood #dangthatsalongname

[andi-is-bored]

i’m gaslighting myself into believing i have the motivation to read the lightning thief in a week, cause waiting for the next episode does not sound pleasant to me at the moment

#i need more content #it’s a problem #but like not one i want to solve? #i could do it #i’ve read a book within a week #it’s happened before #i think #idk man #it’s 1:00am #actually it’s 1:11am #nice #i’ll come back when it’s 6:09 #(i’m saying that like i’m leaving) #((i never leave)) #oh yeah #percy jackson #pjo tv show #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo series

[hvlthgxth]

Someone needs to tell me that the lifetime health of my back is more important than ripping five hundy off the floor today.

#i could do it #but i got like 5 joints and 11 tendons that will raise complaints

[lovepackdelivery]

why lie? wagecuck lifestyle would be my thing

#I could do it #I know where I want to work too... #I just need to pass....exams #god dam

[itstimeforstarwars]

I’ve spent too much time as an office clerk I think because I see Qui-Gon’s “there’s 300 files here it will take forever to find what we’re looking for!” and i am like. Im pretty sure I could do that in half an hour at most.

#chit chat #it’s only 300 files that’s less than a week of paperwork #this was written in the 90s and I’m pretty sure the system at my work is also approximately that old #i could do it #i do this all the time for customers lmao

[thecaduceusclay]

"ohhhh if its trauma you cant talk about it :((( ppl who talk about their trauma online are watering down the word trauma, cuz u wouldnt be able to talk about it if it was trauma"

plz... the gods test me every day........ every single day i am tested....

#emil.txt #Lord Apollo give me FUCKING strength rn #i could go do it #i could do it #but i wont

[silostosstuff]

Me: "Oh lord, my physical TBR is so long I should start reading something that is on there."

Me, in a dark coat: "Reread Six of Crows."

#i meeeeeeaaaan #i could do it #i should do it #six of crows #shadow and bone netflix

[yahargulian]

What if I just absolutely caved to the brain worms and bought a replica of the lab key. What then

#people sell them on etsy #I could do it #kim shhh

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

hi idk if this is a weird ask to send but. i love your stuff and i think you should include more piss in it

Oh. Ok.

But like, what kind?

Like animalistic monster marking their property, completely inhuman and acting on instinct? Or like, non-con turned dub-con, fucking their beloved dumb, covered in sweat and spit and slick, until the protagonist accidently relieved themselves because they're too dick drunk to care?

Obviously there's also extreme degradation, human toilet kind of thing, but with extreme non-con like that I don't often believe the perpetrator is a yandere, because just from what I've seen, it's often very hateful, angry, but if you want this send me another ask with a specific idea, idk maybe it'd work for a sadistic character ❤️

Also, I know this isn't everyone's cup off tea, but it isn't that strange I promise. If anyone reads this and feels judgemental, I want you to know:

If you like when women squirt in porn, you have a piss kink 😘

#hmmmm #i could do it #but you gotta let me know #cuz i don't want to come out the gate swinging #and swing in a direction you weren't anticipating #and accidentally #kill you vibe #is this a yandere request? #I'm really dumb