#i just show up one day with my mountain accent and pink mullet like HEY YALL

[cloudshapedpatch]

the urge to change my name and move across the country and make up a fake childhood and speak in another accent

#no one would know #how funny #i could do a nice southern accent #pretend i grew up on a ranch in georgia #move to the midwest #change my name to sally or some shit #hell i could wear a wig everywhere #and then after i've lived there for months. maybe even over a year #i've got new friends #a job #hell maybe a partner #i just show up one day with my mountain accent and pink mullet like HEY YALL #cori rambles