pissed off percy is a determined percy. because the second he saw his mom encased in gold and being held captive in the underworld. it was go time. he gained the upper hand on hades in under ten minutes. whooped ares's ass in under three. returned zeus's bolt and told him off like twenty minutes later. and then told kronos to stop being a coward and come find him. no one's fucking do it like our boy.
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Thing I'll never be over:
Ed and Stede have sex for the first time and the very next time we see Ed he's tossing his clothes into the sea like 'Welp! Won't be needing these!'
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The thing about zagreus is that he’s super fucking cool all the time but also he is silly and swagless and cringefail but he’s soooo endearing about it like how does he even do that
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Okay but writing Bond fanfic is so fun because canon absolutely gives you free reign to write the most outrageous moments of sensuality/sexual tension between your characters.
James Bond has no shame and that's extremely enjoyable to me as a writer.
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This is your daily reminder that Kaz fought and won against like a dozen gang members (some of which were adults) at 17 (with a bad leg)
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Mat Cauthon really is THE cringefail wife of all time
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18/19 year old Lorca confessing his homosexuality (1916)
Unfortunate I, that at times I have puerile vanity. Unfortunate I, that I have an unrealizable love that is death in my endless nights. Unfortunate I, that I will walk towards the end full of fears and stalkings of the flesh. Unfortunate I, than everywhere I find mouths that speak to me of my passions. Unfortunate I, that I know in which places I’ll rest. Unfortunate of unfortunates, that in my endless nights I dream of a love that is my own flesh and that I will never be able to reach...
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Me: I’m fine
Also Me: *Will scream cry and throw up if Luke Skywalker doesn’t win the @twinkpoll*
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Obsessed with MK11 Hanzo bc he went from married man with murdered wife and kid and loads of man pain to raised Takeda all by his own and loves him VERY dearly and having a "consensual workplace relationship" With Sub-Zero, he killed his brother btw.
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so sexy of taika waititi to make crisp rat act incompetent, be gay for five minutes then have him fuck off to another planet for the rest of the movie
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