#no ofc not

[minilev]

Love at first kill

#no ofc not #Patsy thought he's so ugly! :^) #Miss Patsy #my art #fo4 #john hancock #ockiss24 #ockissweek

[makesomehistory]

Hia. Have you ever heard of the tale of Valentine’s day? What is it?

#between us #between us the series #betweenusedit #winteam #win x team #winteamedit #bledit #** #i'm not crying #no ofc not

[g1rlb4it]

persona art :3c

ignore the white space its for other stuff i need to do, im just too impatient and had to post this

#do i look like this irl? #no ofc not #legit the opposite of this #except for the skin tone/ethnicity #sorry to disappoint #but #im not a vampire scene fairy #with blonde hair #persona #original character #oc art #oc #vampire #fairy #my art

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

world famous chef lily x her rockstar husband barty

muggle au. they get booked for the same event, and it's a mess. barty spents the entire event, trying to be as close to lily as possible. he follows her around the kitchen (he's also a learned cook) with dog ears and puppy eyes (you know, like in comics). he almost doesn't perform bc he's too busy following his wife around

#he's insufferable #everyone is like: he shouldn’t be here #but does he care? #no ofc not #marauders #marauders era #marauders fandom #barty crouch jr #lily evans #bartylily #killerlily #flowerkiller #killerflower #muggle au

[adharastarlight]

Regulus never actively tried to shut people out, at least he didn't to begin with. As a child, he was one of the bubbliest kids he could have been in his circumstances. In fact he was always better at making friends than Sirius was until he wasn't.

No, Reg never blocked himself off until he had to. Because sometimes you realise too late that your whole life you've been taken advantage of because you're warm and bright. And sometimes the brightest people become the coldest people, the ones who are near to impossible to reach.

Regulus Arcturus Black was not a cold person. The world froze his warmth time and time again until he couldn't bring himself to fight back.

#im not projecting #at all #this isnt based on me having spent the last 3 hours having a breakdown #about so called friends #this is about my mum and her bf trying to convince me not to shut people out #no ofc not #this is not about me whatsoever #and even if it was- #i stand by the hc #but yeahhh #marauders #regulus black #about regulus #regulus arcturus black #regulus deserved better #the black brothers deserved better. #the black brothers #the black family #james potter #dead gay wizards #sirius black #remus lupin #starchaser #wolfstar #james x regulus #jegulus #sunseeker #sirius orion black #marauders headcanon #regulus black headcanons

[ralvezfanatic]

looking back on my fics and like

literally whats up with me and the "walking in on/getting walked in on" whole thing

IVE WRITTEN 4 FICS WITH IT ??

its not THAT much but still 😭

#i am definitely NOT thinking of writing another one #no ofc not #I'd never do that #anyways secret bfs ralvez where they get walked in on kissing #hehehdhahwh #DHEJSKWJWK #no i will NOT ve writing that #(lying) #𖤐 rambles #fic idea #fanfic #fic planning #sorta #not rly #idk

[latetaektalk]

are u die or something?😭

yes

#no ofc not #i did feel like it for the beginning of the year though #linh.anon #linh.ask

[greenbergsays]

It’s not that I mind the food hyperfixation

it’s just that when that food no longer sparks joy & serotonin, NOTHING REPLACES IT

You mean to tell me that my brain made me eat the same snack for a month but when it decides “no not that anymore,” it refuses to give me even an INKLING of an idea of something else to eat????

0/10, fuck you

#rl shit #I ate jalapeño Cheetos as an afternoon snack for weeks #did it today? no more satisfaction #but did my brain give a suggestion for a NEW snack? #NO OFC NOT #bedtime thoughts

[palajae]

are we surprised 😐

#no ofc not #i feel like 3700 min isn’t even alot tho 😭😭 #palajae.

[weak-fragile-mortal]

shami five wickets today!

#i am not delusional #no ofc not #why would you say that #cwc 2023 #ind vs aus #cricket

[catastrxblues]

huh so have i finally realized that academic validation doesn’t actually solve all of my problems, but instead are the roots of them

#no ofc not #but i feel like the world worked hard today to make me see it just a bit BIT #i found out today that i’m one of the two people in my class who passed the math finals and i was WAY over the moon and saturn #but then i came home and i don’t know WHAT HAPPENED #i was so tired and exhausted of these last few days and i haven’t slept enough #i had just ran myself to death until i’m gasping for air to catch the train i hadn’t eaten nor drunk anything at all that time #and i just came home and i was just a MESS #like SHATTERED #and i just lost it #and now i’m crying every single minute #and i hate everything #and i don’t want to study #who gives a damn about biology anyway #i hate this #i just want to curl up and watch my comfort show please #tw rant #nadirants #academic validation #studying #studystudystudy #exam week

[toto-dreamer]

if i had a dollar for every character I've cherished with my whole heart end up plot twisting their way into being a murderer/terroist/hallucination I would have enough money to buy three hard cover books, which isn't that much but goddamn is it aggravating

#tyler galpin #babyboy #i love you so much #in like a i want you to tussle my hair proudly kind of way #do i have daddy issues #yes ofc #does it change the fact i'm in betrayal and abject rage rn #no ofc not #tyler durden #two tylers on this list oh my #and only one of them is a serial killer #ironically it isn't the one that tried to blow up new york city #ummm who else #that one blonde hair twink played by jamie Campbell bower #vecna before he unyassified #ransom drysdale #i can't help it it's chris evans in a sweater #wait hold up a minute #why is it always the straight white men #does this emphasise the untrustworthiness of men in this modern day and age #or do i just have horrendous taste #am i attracted to them becasue of that edge of danger #or am i just fucking stupid #all the queers i've ever shipped

[elle-smells]

its sick that this is also the first thing i thought of as soon as they looked at each other

#sick truly #like they r not gonna do what i think they r gonna do rihgt... #no ofc not #young royals spoilers

[apieceofsushi]

hihi!! sorry for the inactivity. will still be fairly quiet for the rest of the week, but I await the day I can basically blow up this tumblr with my many posts and ideas!!

#if you couldn’t tell #exams start today #did I get enough sleep? #no ofc not #my blog #anyway

[dalsoprompts]

Hyeju: Don't tell Yeojin we're going to Iceland.

Heejin: Where is she?

Hyeju: In the car.

LOONA minus Yeojin boarding: WHAT?

#loona #loona olivia hye #loona heejin #loona incorrect quotes #can this be counted as a prompt? #no ofc not

[faofinn]

DAY 2: flinching

@febuwhump

“Are you fucking stupid? What the fuck is wrong with you?”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean- I was just-” Tai stammered, stepping back.

“Did I asked for excuses? No. Stop being an idiot.”

“I’m sorry, I am. I’ll make it up to you.” Tai’s apologies fell on deaf ears, and he backed up, though he knew it would only make it worse. He did his bet to protect himself, but it was no use. He’d stop when he’d had his fun, or he got bored. 

“Tai? Tai.”

He jerked up, taking a moment to focus on Harrison in front of him. “Shit, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to fall asleep, I just-” 

“Hey, it’s fine. I just wanted to check on you. I’d not seen you in a bit but your sugars were fine.”

​​“It's not, I should have been doing things and I don't even know what time it is - but l've wasted the day.”

“We didn't have to do anything today. Steve's got the kids this weekend, so we can just relax.” He said softly. “Look, I'm gonna make a hot chocolate, do you want one?” 

Tai sighed, slowly sitting up. “Yeah, please. I’ll be through in a second.”

“Take your time.”

Harrison was halfway through making them when tai appeared, awkwardly hanging around. He pulled back as Hars tried to hug him, leaving Harrison confused and unsettled.

“Are you sure everything's okay?”

“Yeah. I'm fine, it's fine.”

"Alright.” He said after a moment. “If you're sure.”

He turned back to the mugs, pouring the water onto the powder. It splashed his hand and he flinched instinctively, making it infinitely worse. He could feel it blistering almost immediately, and he swore loudly, the kettle clattering on the floor as the mug smashed by his feet.

“Tai can you-”

The last thing he expected was his boyfriend curled against the kitchen cupboards, hands covering his face. His burn forgotten, he edged closer.

“Tai? Love What's going on?”

"I'm sorry I’m sorry I'm-”

"Hey, just breathe. You're safe. He crouched by tai, frowning. He’d never seen him like this before. 

“It's just me. Harrison, yeah? You're safe. We’re just in our kitchen, I'm just being as clumsy as Finn. You’re not in trouble or anything, yeah?” He wasn’t sure if Tai was hearing him, or if any of his words were registering. He gently placed a hand on his arm, slowly reaching out.

Tai didn’t take well to it, flinching further into the cabinets. It hurt his shoulder, but he didn't care; worse would be coming. He was sure of it.

Harrison felt well and truly completely out of his depth. He knew Tai had had a dirtbag ex; the comment had come up while he'd been talking about Conor. But, unfortunately for him, that's as far as the conversation had gone. He hummed, sitting on the floor. It seemed he'd be there for a while.

"Tai? I'm Just gonna chill with you for a bit. We’ve got nothing to do today aside from chill, so we can get a takeaway and put a film on later, eh? Maybe be able to eat a meal without the trio stealing all the good bits. Dad isn't going to be so lucky, is he? Steve's got three against one at the minute. He's screwed.”

Tai didn’t react, gave no outward indication that he’d acknowledged Harrison’s words. His chest heaved and he was trembling, still pressed into the kitchen cupboards. He was waiting for a blow that never came, harsh words that he didn’t hear. 

"Come on, love. It's okay. You're okay. You're safe, I promise. I'm not gonna hurt you. Nobody is gonna hurt you now." He slowly edged closer, his palm out as he reached towards him. 

Tai’s gaze finally settled on Harrison, frowning. He didn’t understand, didn’t know why it wasn’t him in front of him. He didn’t understand why there was no harsh words, and why when the hand extended towards him he didn’t feel the bite of a slap. It was just an extended hand, the palm facing up, and he chewed his lip. “H-Harrison?” He asked weakly. 

"Hey. It's okay. It's just me."

Tai’s gaze flicked over at him, trying to assess if he was a threat or not. He didn’t think he was, but it was hard to tell. 

He slowly rested his hand on Tai's thigh, watching him carefully. "You're safe."

“I’m sorry…”

He rubbed his thigh with his thumb. "You're okay."

“Jus’ you?” He asked quietly.

"Just me."

“Oh.”

"Wanna come here?"

“You mad?” He asked. 

"Not at you."

“I’m sorry.”

"You don't need to be sorry."

“I do.”

"Come here, please?"

He shuffled a little closer, still uncertain of him. 

"Can I touch you?" Harrison hesitated, feeling so completely out of his depth.

Slowly, Tai nodded. Harrison wasn’t going to hurt him, Harrison never hurt him. 

He slowly reached around, wrapping his arm around Tai's waist. "Thank you."

Tai was still trembling, but he subconsciously leaned into the contact now. “Sorry.”

"It's okay. You're safe."

“Safe?”

"Home."

“Oh. Home.” Tai repeated. “Home is safe.”

#febuwhump2023 #febuwhumpday2 #flinching #oc #fic #flinch #scared #whump writing #whump prompt #whump #previous abusive relationship #dirtbag ex #poor tai #is there anyone in our band of chars who's had a good time? #no ofc not #tw abusive ex #abusive ex #taidgh cole #tai x hars #hars x tai #harrison cunningham #comfort