#new wife reveal

[ed3lsgard]

just played tomb raider and yk what lara croft can raid my tomb

#new wife reveal #lara croft #tomb raider #hot expeditionist save me

[sergle]

I love to hear what people say about Youtube Drama* but it's SO tacky when it gets so offbase that the posts people make start to be about completely off topic infighting within the Watcher fanbase

#but god it IS fun to read about this kind of thing #asterisk on the drama bc this is not like a Scandal per se #this was a business decision made On Purpose #it's not like when sniperwolf stalked a guy and posted a pic of his home to her fans #or when the guy from tryguys fucked one of his employees Who He Himself Hired while also monetizing his wife and kids on the channel #this is different bc it's like. on purpose. #I DIGRESS.... #you guys should see some of it in the watcher tag it's crazy. people are pointing at randos just bc they're already annoyed #i'll give you the clifnotes version which is that i got to see one where somebody has decided that the Steven Hate is actually ppl #revealing that they simply have just been racist at him the whole time. fwiw the steven roasting is bc he's an out of touch Tesla Boy #and bc he brought a homophobic evangelical pastor on the channel #and cockily admitted to being friends w people who are homophobic and racist... his own words #like he has verbally admitted to maintaining friendships with racists so i don't think people are really thinking this one through #these were new to me I was down to roast him for being rich and boring alone #also this reasoning kind of falls apart bc Ryan is literally Right There and people love Ryan #sergle.txt

[goldengay49]

“He’s so calm”

California: “…”

#headcanon: california has a wife who is the exact opposite of him #wttt #wttt fandom #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt california #wttt headcanons #wttt fanfic #wttt texas #wttt florida #wttt new york #they have baby #it’s a boy #California cried when abigail suggested a gender reveal #name?

[loisiru]

Spent the past few days watching Layers of Fear (2023) walkthroughs

#and each and every endings #notes and whispers #also collectibles #PHEWH that was a lot to take in #nobody told me to prepare myself for the heartbreak that was the family ending 😭🤜💥 #loving the rat queen’s voice tho #ghost wife’s new design reminds me of all the dried up paint textures on my palette #like i haven’t washed it for about 3-4 months now ew #cackled at the fact that rat queen called the daughter a rat for no reason in inheritance #lmao what is your beef with her #game also revealed the wife can play the flute woah #and her favorite color is green :D so real of her #i guess they didn’t really change much of the story in inheritance and lof 2 #fancy glove for the actor now #also i need to draw the writer tho i like her fr #devs pls give concept art of the character if yall have any #the writer making au endings where the painter and wife just leaves the house lol #mr. scooter has two designs now???? #akh :’’ but i really hoped the game delved in deeper about the writter and her son #the director and the rat queen’s lore gimme some of that lovecraftian shit #((i loved him most when he lost himself)) rat queen so insane for saying this #also wtf the game suddenly talking about the wife having green eyes in my head she will always have dark brown eyes 😭😭😭 #how did the painter and wife get involved with the rat queen tho #thomas caldwell looking kinda sus hmmm #given the fact that the writer was recruited by some sort of agency/management but that’s just my speculation #okay i need to stfu tags r getting outta hand #should i tag this as layers of fear? idk #lof spoilers #bacotan loisiru

[multicolour-ink]

Can't stop thinking about the implications of this post, and Papa Mario and Uncle Arthur being so overjoyed when Mama Mario revealed she was pregnant with twins 💖

Also a side note: The person who originally brought this to attention on Twitter informed me that twins apparently skip a generation, and if that IS true, then this adds even more emotional punch, as Mario and Luigi are 'miracle twins' who managed to avoid the generation skip ❤💚

#papa mario nervously asking his wife what news about the pregnancy she has to share woth the family #and mama mario with tears of joy reveals they're having twins #*INSERT OVERJOYED ITALIAN RAMBLINGS* #*cut to uncle arthur sobbing on the floor* #super mario #mario #luigi #papa mario #mama mario #uncle arthur #twins #mario family #bonds #mario and luigi #the super mario bros movie #super mario movie #mario movie #unofficial mario movie stuff

[milkpieces]

The serotonin boost I get from these two images is. Immense.

#fire emblem fates #kamarx #my ramblings #I was *finally* able to implement the gay fates hack correctly this time and I've just been having a blast replaying fates #for like the thousandth time #with all these new super rad supports to unlock #I love the added supports for Gunter especially #Felicia revealing that she sees him as a father figure was so sweet #and him actually being able to talk to the royal family he's been serving for years that isn't Corrin? I love it #but I especially love that I can fiiiinally marry Blonde Boi McGee over here #I love my wife Anna but... Grumpy-looking mofo. Cute.

[wambsgender]

i am once again thinking about the lammas hireling

[titus-androgynous-87]

Taking my wife to a pumpkin patch and apple picking because we’re FINALLY testing negative and feel good enough to enjoy the sunshine

#please validate the goblin #happy goblin #face reveal #wife reveal #I need new clothes bad #because I work from home and I got CHUNKY #lgbt #lesbian #me #butch

[thebackwoodsbarbi]

Watch "SISTER WIVES Tea!! CHRISTINE Posts about MISSING DAVID ..." on YouTube

#sister wives news #sister wives fans vow to set christine brown up with her hunky ‘celebrity crush’ after her weight loss & split from kody #sister wives fans fear christine brown will be heartbroken after crush reveals he’s expecting baby with another woman #sister wives fans blast christine brown over ‘gross’ detail in new photo and claim star is ‘unhygienic’ #sister wives fans are convinced kody brown is begging for ex christine back after her drastic weight loss & glow up #christine brown #sister wives fans slam mykelti brown after she claims women with postpartum depression are ‘seeking attention #sister wives #sister wife #fundie social media #fundie snark #fundie #ex fundie #sister wives fans mock kody brown for shocking resurfaced tweet after he forgets his son gabe’s 21st birthday #kody brown #sister wives’ meri brown was ‘always jealous’ of husband kody’s ‘favorite’ wife robyn before split from family #sister wives’ meri and kody were ‘guarded’ and on ‘different planes’ by the end of once healthy marriage #sister wives’ meri brown reveals split from kody after 32 year marriage following janelle & christine’s exit from family #sister wives’ christine brown brutally shades ex kody in new post after his split from her and wives janelle and meri #sister wives’ kody and robyn brown ‘to spend the holidays apart’ from his exes meri #reality television #sister wives fans think janelle brown is ‘sending a message’ to ex kody as she furiously throws an axe in wild new video #sister wives fans praise christine brown for throwing shade at ex kody and meri after they announce ‘permanent’ split #sister wives fans slam kody brown as an ‘entitled brat’ after he bashes janelle’s home as ‘not good enough’ #entertainment news #news in trend #reality tv #realitytv #youtube #tlc shows

[izzy-b-hands]

i thought writing up the stupidly realistic dream i had would make me feel better abt it not being real. it both did and didn't and I've been telling myself to get my laptop open and start getting some shit done but. i keep thinking abt it. this stupid fuckin dream lmao

#text post #i was a brand new third for a swinging couple that offered to pay for a weekend trip to a nearby tourist town #while watching a taika movie that doesn't exist but should despite my dream not revealing anything abt it #except that it involved ice skating and had a cameo at the end where he skated #genuinely had one of those moments waking up where u think ur gonna wake up in the place the dream left u aksndkfngn #there was. so much more in terms of weird but funny/interesting detail in it but part of writing it up and posting to the vent blog #was to spare y'all having to read that so im stopping myself here and getting out my fucking laptop to do some surveys #and im not gonna think abt how this stupid guy spooned me and held me and wanted nothing more from me #then v few strings attached sex and hanging out while his wife was swinging with other ppl in town at the time (seemingly planned event??) #quite literally was living the dream in that dream lmaoooo

[audarcy]

Me in the shower thinking about my wife: i think one of the big reasons why het culture "wifey/hubby" "his/hers" "tiaras/mustaches" matching sets other than the cis binarism of it all is that it reveals the thought process behind heteropatriarchy wherein ideal love is a product of inversion; two puzzle pieces that fit together but are separate and made functional solely by the utility of their differences. Heteropatriarchal love retroactively redefines a person as a half of a whole, their functions and idiosyncrasies only valuable when curtailed by another's. But more than that, heteropatriarchal love is so divided. My "hers" towel and your "his." Married on a friday because saturdays are for the boys. Your woodsmoke-scented deodorant and my lavender. We cant possibly hope to understand each other and that's what lends our partnership value, somehow. But the love i cherish--the love that nurtures me--is inextricability. Not the teeth of your personality spinning the cogs of mine but the blend and blur of our edges together. The further in the tide rolls the better. The love that nurtures me is accepting everything about you into my life even if i dont feel the same way about it that you do. Its a becoming. Becoming you, becoming myself, becoming us, again and again. There are no puzzle pieces to snap together, and im no more or less of anything with or without you. But no matter what happens i carry you with me now. Even in the small ways like how we wear each others jackets and deodorant and hats. I wear your mannerisms, and your jokes. I have your interests. You have my music taste. We subsume and consume one another. We explore each other by exploring ourselves and vice versa. The process of loving you is a mapping of a vast expanse and it is the creation itself of that expanse, ad infinitum. Loving you is a fluidity of the self. I try out new ways of living through you. I see through your eyes. My life doubles by virture of sharing it with you. We finish each others sentences and joke that were the same person but its truer than we have the language to describe. My selfhood blurs into yours; Im not half of a whole, but together we are a whole. You could draw a straight line from one end of me to the other end of you, no breaks. And why shouldnt we travel that line? Step inside my head and get comfy. Mi casa es su casa. Youre me and im you.

What comes out of my mouth when she walks into the room: id let you wear my skin if i could

#emmaposting

[ur-mag]

Alan Shearer reveals pregnant wife was brought to tears by major transfer and fumed ‘what the f*** have you done?’

ALAN SHEARER has revealed his wife Lainya was brought to tears as they first drove through Blackburn. The striker joined Rovers from Southampton in 1992 for a then-English-record £3.6million.

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[alpha-mag-media]

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[truckstoptigers]

i remember this one time when i was planning on going to my best friend's (we were 'dating' in that little kid way, where we didn't really understand that kind of thing) house

i couldn't have been older than 10 yet i dressed up the best i could, used the lipstick with the plumper in it, put on a little mascara. i knew what men liked, so surely it must be the same. this is what i am meant to do. this is the only reason people like me, right?

it was something aaron taught me

sometimes they're nicer to you if you're pretty

#not to mention that same friends father molested me. possibly several times. so </3 #were also not friends anymore. it is what it is. i missed them for a really long time but they were not good to me either #theres a lot i didnt tell them. they dont know about their dad or damien or aaron or any of the men aaron had me 'entertain' #just. realizing that this is something thats been affecting me since i was very small fucked me up #probably why i prefer not to wear makeup/revealing clothes #(not that theres anything wrong w those things. theyre just not good for me bc of association) #sometimes i wonder if their dad did more than touch me but i cant be certain right now #he was such a creep. if he was willing to do that i do genuinely worry for my ex friend & their brother #AND the baby their dad just had with his new wife. i dont trust that man even a little bit #csa vent #trauma vent #actuallyabused #fuuuuuck im so tired of this #the more i remember the more horrified i am at what i lived thru and coped with all by myself. sometimes i dont even know how i survived #like how does a child live through that shit? i just. i have no idea. breaks my heart #i mustve been so scared when their dad did that to me. another man i thought i could trust. i was so little.

[kiryuchanmywife]

Hey bud, ya good?

oh sorry if i'm acting like a little sadboy it's because i'm going through divorce and i'm making it everyone's problem as a coping mechanism 🙏

but, seriously thanks for asking. :)

i haven't been doing pretty well lately, got divorced from a woman who i'm now realizing was abusive. i think i'll get over this eventually.

#🩷 ask tag :) #i'm so sorry for the people who followed me for the funny doodles #naur you get depression rn #also “how are you divored at 22???” #i have been on this site for an embarrassingly long time #not revealing real age but #all you have to know is that i'm old enough for divorce #and young enough for my ex-wife to already have someone new after a week :)

[augustinewrites]

dress + nanami

“i bought you something.”

you frown slightly, eyeing the sleek box that nanami places on the bed.

“but i didn’t get you anything…”

he simply smiles, gently taking your hand and smoothing his thumb over the gold band adorning your ring finger. “allowing me to marry you this afternoon was the greatest gift you could ever give me.”

memories of your little ceremony still linger in the forefront of your mind. you’d married him atop a small rooftop garden filled with this season’s blooms, surrounded by your closest friends and family. you’d never been an extremely sentimental person, but the way he’d gazed at you and whispered vows meant for your ears and yours alone…you’d hold that close to your heart forever.

“no take backs, by the way,” you say when you feel tears prick at the back of your eyes once more. “you’re stuck with me, even though i snore.” 

“your snores are adorable. like a bunny holding a chainsaw.”

“hey!” you laugh, letting him wrap his arms around you from behind, nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck. 

“just let your husband spoil you, hm?”

nanami loves to spoil you. he’s always had such lovely taste, picking soft, pretty things that catch his eye in shop windows— a pair of leather gloves, a stylish sweater, a diamond bracelet. each gift is thoughtful, always complimenting you perfectly,

you lift the lid of the box, peeling back layers of tissue paper to reveal a delicate, silky white dress.

“kento…” you breathe, feeling his lips curl into a smile against your skin. gingerly, you lift the feather-light dress by dainty straps, taking in the cowl neck and tasteful high slit. 

simple, yet elegant, like him. 

“for you to wear to the reception,” he murmurs, pressing a light kiss to your shoulder. “do you like it?”

“i love it,” you tell him truthfully, turning to look at him. “help me put it on?” 

your husband couldn’t look more pleased, especially when deft fingers undo the back of your bespoke wedding gown and he sees what you’d snuck on underneath.

but nanami is nothing if not efficient, clearing his throat before helping you step out of your current dress and into your new one, the material gliding against your skin like butter.

“you’re a vision,” he whispers, brushing another kiss to the back of your neck. with heat in your cheeks, you turn in his embrace, bringing your lips up to his. 

the rest of the world begins to melt away, as it often does when you’re with him. but it’s different now. it’s different because in the eyes of the law, you’ve chosen him and he’s chosen you. 

so you share eager kisses in the warm lamplight of the hotel room, his hands gentle as they slide over the smooth material of your dress. 

and eventually, up the slit resting atop your thigh. his warm hands rest on your bare skin, setting off sparks of pleasure up your spine.

“we shouldn’t,” you breathe as he plants open mouthed kisses on the hollow of your throat. “we need to check on our guests— you know satoru gets weepy when he’s had more than one drink.” 

nanami pulls back to look at you, pupils blown with desire as he takes in your smeared lipstick and wide-eyed stare.

he responds by pulling you close with his grip on your hips, a groan slipping past your lips as he does so. 

“they can wait,” he tells you, walking you backwards until your knees buckle against the edge of the bed. “i’ve waited long enough to be alone with my wife.”

he’s waited for this moment even when he hadn’t realized he’d wanted this, wanted you. he’s wanted it since the days you’d shared at jujutsu tech, when he’d been a besotted schoolboy, pining after his classmate. 

nanami’s always been a patient man—

he yanks the skirt of your new dress up around your hips and kisses a trail down your chest.

— except when he’s not.

#nanami x reader #nanami kento x reader #jjk x reader #jjk fluff #nanami fluff #[—augustine’s two year celebration!]