My Twilight Saga film ranking with my brief thoughts
1. New Moon - literally so amazing idc if it’s ‘boring’ it’s interesting to me. You get Volturi, Jacob NOT BEING CHARACTER ASSASSINATED, Alice being a mega slay, THAT ONE VICTORIA VS JACOB FIGHT THAT WAS SO GOOD and a banging soundtrack (like this film GAVE US ROSALYN)
2. Twilight - blue overlay supreme. It’s some cute stuff I won’t lie, most of the cast look so so good and cool. I want to go to there. Not much to say, it’s a classic and it’s worthy of everybody’s respect for the shit the crew had to do to make the film happen.
3. Breaking Dawn Part 2 - honestly Michael Sheen saved the film idc. It suffers because it took the worst book of the saga and split it so it’s boring but what’s good is WE FINALLY GET TO SEE THE SWANS CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS (we never see that)
4. Breaking Dawn Part 1 - it’s part Bellward fan service and half body horror. I can respect it, it’s boring yes but I do respect the dedication to Bellward. Like if you can have 2 scenes where the wife is happier with her husband’s sister and her best friend than the husband and imagine a better honeymoon than the one she has and STILL be so dedicated props to you. The wedding was the best scene in the film it was gorgeous. Why was regamond even born? Character holes for DAYS. Like dude how is Edward so scared to kiss Belle because ‘venom in system’ yet he shoots it casually up her cooch no condom? Confused a bit. I’m convinced that Ranaldo has some sort of immortal child quality and manipulated Bella because why would she think she’d be a perfect copy of Big Ed? Renepoopoo is a loser.
5. Eclipse - confusion the film. I don’t like the story much lmao so I didn’t have much fun. Everyone is such a dick in this book for no reason, and this is the character assassination of Jacob. Both love interests act like such dicks and that assault scene was painful. The taking the engine out of you car also isn’t great. And the ending is just…what? It’s like in Bree Tanner, the volturi guard made a deal with Vicky to attach them in 5 days. But the whole thing in Twilight is SHE DONT GIVE AF. She lives how she wants to live, she doesn’t let the Cullens or the Volturi define her and James. She just wants to eat and fuck her hubby. I’m just so confused.
19 notes
·
View notes
Prompt 168
So. Apparently halfas are like phoenixes or something, which Danny would’ve really liked to know.
See, usually with ghosts if they’re forced to retreat to their cores they reform as was, but apparently, since they’re still partially living, schrodinger's people and all that, halfas have to regrow their body from scratch. At least that’s what he’s understanding from Frostbite.
But how come he has to deal with it? It’s Dan’s fault for trying to pull such a stunt! Oh, it’s either him or Vlad? Well fuck, he might have calmed down and is going to therapy in both the living realm and the Zone, but he’s waaay not equipped to raise a child except for like, monetarily wise.
Well dammit, how long will this core incubation thing last, he has his new job in… let him check which offer he accepted again… He has his new job in Coast City that he needs to finish packing for and then all the rest of the stuff to do.
What do you mean it’ll take months?! He doesn’t have months?! Urgh, fine. At least being a mortician isn’t that exciting, nor dangerous. Just hand him Dan’s core and he’ll figure things out for the living side of things. He’s sure Tucker and Sam wouldn’t be against helping, if only to try and claim favorite aunt or uncle spots.
627 notes
·
View notes
here’s the thing. about zolu. puts myhand on your shoulder Here’s the thing. luffy? aromantic. zero interest in romance. zoro? gay. very low interest in romance. has two braincells and they’re both devoted to thinking about swords. they are not dating. it is not romantic. it’s not sexual either because luffy, much like his views on romance, could not give less of a shit about sex. maybe if they both feel up to it at the same time, but that’s rare and when it does happen it’s more of a physicality and, to a lesser extent, affection thing than anything else. occasionally it’s a “hey wouldn’t it be weird/funny/fucked up if we [insert some david cronenberg-type shit]” thing and the other one goes “haha yeah do you wanna try.” but i digress.
however. HOWEVER. they Have A Thing. what that Thing entails is a mystery. luffy is both incredibly straightforward and frustratingly cryptic whenever he’s asked about it and zoro just kinda shrugs. they’re just luffyandzoro and zoroandluffy. the king and his lionheart. drift compatible. partners. captain and first mate. the sailor and the north star. sun and moon. they simply Are. what does that entail? well brother. they hang out
135 notes
·
View notes
Who has the other pair of his shoes. I don’t believe you can buy a red and black pair
good question! i hadn't thought about it until you asked so here's the answer i came up with:
he got them at a discount at the thrift store
the cashier just saw his excitement and couldn't bear to charge him the full price
they aren't even the same style of slides, this silly guy just marches to the beat of his own drum
78 notes
·
View notes
Magical girl transformations are literally never not hype. I’m never sick of them, idk how many times I see them or how much episode time they take up or if they make any sense at all they are always awesome. I don’t even have to give a shit about the characters or the show I see a magical girl transformation and my brain just goes
1K notes
·
View notes