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weakinthekneez · 4 months

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i cant say shit about the taylor swift chiefs fans bc i'm fr only watching the super bowl for usher (as a gojo fan...)

#but yeah being from kc and having this happen is like #my superbowl #usher #super bowl #taylor swift #gojo #usher has the opportunity to the the funniest thing ever #jjk

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abbyslev · 6 months

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OH MY GOD LMAOOOO

#this is insane #142366 mins is insane #MWUAHAHAHHAAA #JOJI #JOJI JOJI #billie eilish #mitski #faye webster #LANA DEL REY OFCCCCC #ldr #spotify wrapped #my superbowl

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versacherries · 1 month

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MET GALA ON MONDAY

#my superbowl

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greyeyedmonster-18 · 28 days

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(anyway, hope yall enjoy my met gala spam! because i know i did.)

#met gala may tag #my christmas #my superbowl #i love it here

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starkjoy · 1 year

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SHIVORCE REAL LETS GO

#my superbowl #succession spoilers

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baby-girl-aaron-dessner · 4 months

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While Americans are distracted watching the Super Bowl, Israel has chosen to begin bombing over a million Palestinians.

It’s timed too conveniently to be a coincidence.

There’s nothing we can do to stop this but please don’t be silent. Even if you’re watching the game, please use your voice to condemn genocide in this moment and afterwards.

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tay-swifts · 4 months

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BEYONCÉ Verizon Super Bowl Commercial (Feb 11, 2024)

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jerzwriter · 1 year

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#rihanna #dude with sign #my superbowl

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kisses4kaia · 4 months

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superbowl tn who loves football !! luke def does .

just imagining loser!luke get soo mad when his favorite team fumbles a touchdown, or when the ball is taken from his fav player and he just needs to calm down. and what a better time than halftime?

so like the sweet girl you are, you make no complaints when luke wordlessly and unexplainedly manhandles you onto your back spreading your legs. he kneels on the ground before you and throws your calves over his shoulders which are clad in a jersey reading his favorite tight end’s name on the back as he pulls your pretty little panties to the side.

usually, he would take his sweet time prepping you, teasing a little cruelly, but right now? right now he just wants to bury his face between your plush thighs, slobber a little mindlessly all over your pretty cunt. god, he’s so messy, too ! he’s paying little to no mind to your squeals and writhes as he just holds a strong arm to your pelvis, restraining you from trying to run away from him any further. “please, luke! slow down, sh-shit!” you moan in a high-pitched tone, the pop singer’s half-time performance on the tv now background static over the disgusting and bestial ways he’s devouring you like a wolf would prey.

everything is so primal and animalistic with the way his tongue fucks into you—because, its not because he’s desperate to drive you to pleasure, but because he’s found a vaguely familiar, warm, place for his worked tongue to dwell. he’s made you cum, what, thrice now? and not once has he stopped or even seemed to notice.

worse for you, he hasn’t resolved his anger yet, and as retribution for when you try to tug at his dark curls to dispel the achy overstimulation he’s caused, he slaps your agonized cunt and utters some filthy degradation before returning to his ministrations.

and when he realizes halftime has come to a conclusion and the game is back on, he simply presses a parting kiss to your sensitive little clit, sits back up onto the couch next to a heaving, crying, you, and glues his eyes back onto the screen in front of him; leaving you to limp off to take care of yourself.

“grab me another beer while you’re up, hm baby?”

#.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ ⊹˚ 𝐤𝐚𝐢𝐚 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐬 !#kaia writes luke #this was written next to my roommate #she has no clue abt the thots im thinking #lukesie bb 🐛.#unproofread.. 😴😴#luke castellan x reader #luke castellan x you #luke castellan smut #luke castellan pjo #luke castellan #loser!luke castellan #superbowl #need him sooo bad it’s inexplainable #charlie bushnell #charlie bushnell smut

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yeoldenews · 28 days

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A selection of looks from the 18th Century equivalent of the MET Gala (aka The Queen's Drawing Room) in March 1789.

(To help with your mental images - this would have been roughly the court silhouette at the time.)

Queen Charlotte - "Was dressed in purple, silver and orange body and train; the petticoat likewise of purple and silver, richly embroidered upon crape. Her Majesty’s head-dress was the most superb and beautiful that ever appeared at Court. A bandeau of purple sattin was fastened around the cap, with a motto in diamonds of “GOD SAVE THE KING.

Round the Queen’s neck was a medallion, tied with a double row of gold chain, and across her shoulders was another chain of three rows of pearls, and five rows of diamonds fastened low behind, with a fine miniature portrait of the KING, studded with diamonds, hanging in front. The tippet was of fine lace, and fastened with the letter G. in diamonds."

The Duchess of Gordon - "White sattin, superbly spangled in gold, and drawn up with a bandeau of the most costly embroidery, imitating the sun [in] the fullness of its glory. The petticoat was festooned in a beautiful manner with branches of oak."

The Duchess of Devonshire - "A white sattin petticoat most superbly embroidered with wreaths of foil, flowers and stones, the gown of dark green sattin, richly embroidered with spangles; and a most beautiful diamond stomacher."

Lady Lloyd - "A crape petticoat, over one of white sattin, with stripes of purple velvet, ornamented with gold and stones, representing peacock feathers. The train purple, trimmed with crape.

Her Ladyship's cap had a painting, describing Britannia kneeling and offering praises to heaven for the recovery of the King, very richly ornamented with diamonds, blond, flowers, and feathers. In the front, "Dieu nous le rend," (God restores him to us,) embroidered in gold letters."

Mr. Pitt - "A green and rose striped velvet, richly embroidered with gold and silver stones; the waistcoat of white satin, embroidered as the coat."

The Hon. Mr. Edgecumbe - "A blue and brown shaded velvet, most superbly embroidered with diamonds and point lace, with beautiful bouquets of flowers; the waistcoat of white satin, embroidered the same"

Sir John Marriott - "Sea green striped velvet, with gold tissue embroidered waistcoat."

and my personal best dressed -

The Duchess of Rutland (who was making her first appearance at court since the death of her husband) - "The time allotted by the decree of fashion for customary suits of solemn black, and all the trappings of widowed woe, being expired, her Grace, lovely in her person, and attractive in her manners, came forward in all the fullness of splendor, and in imitation of the Heavens when they declare, by a rainbow, that the tears of the sky have stopped, wore a dress of embroidered crape, fashioned in such a manner as to resemble that variegated sign of an unclouded atmosphere. But we are at a loss to find out what was meant by the gold-spangled darts of lightning that appeared through this rainbow, unless that her Grace meant them as emblematical of what her eyes can do, now that the day of weeping’s over. To write, however, in more plain terms, we shall state exactly what her Grace had on. It was an embroidered crape, something in imitation of a rainbow, having variety in its colours, and being ornamented with gold spangles which really appeared like darts of lightning through the crape, and gave it a most superb appearance. Her head-dress of white crape, with a towering branch of ostrich feathers, and the motto of God save the King, in white and gold."

(source: The Times, March 27, 1789.)

#King George had just recovered after being sick for most of the previous 6 months #hence the running 'God Save the King' theme #fashion history #court fashion #MET gala #1780s #history #my former career was as a fashion history specialist for high end auctions #so the met gala is pretty much my superbowl #long post

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universe-of-peoples · 4 months

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I think I’ve been disappointed by Super Bowl halftime shows ever since Katy Perry set the bar too high in 2015. Like, come on. The aerial entrance? The giant moving light-up tiger? Fricken Left Shark which became a meme. All the outfit changes. Like don’t get me wrong there have been some cool half-time shows since then, but not on Katy Perry’s level.

#where’s the theatrics #the technology #I keep getting my hopes up too high #I want something I can’t take my eyes off of but I just keep getting bored #super bowl #superbowl #super bowl 2024 #superbowl 2024 #half time show #super bowl halftime show #katy perry #left shark #football #shitpost #relatable #also this isn’t just about Usher I promise #this is something I’ve been thinking every year since 2015

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guardian-angle22 · 4 days

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NICHOLAS GALITZINE answers fan questions

#nicholas galitzine #nick galitzine #ngalitzineedit #actoredit #rwrb cast #my gifs #lskdn;lsn he's so unserious #this is amazing #not sure which is more embarrassing babe this one or when you pulled out your phone and it was playing August Moon 🤣#love that in the middle of his press tour when he has down time his brain goes 'lets look up old superbowl halftime performances for fun'

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t00thpasteface · 2 months

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look all i'm saying is if you give mash a chance with a very grounded sense of the time it was airing in and the pressures it was rebelling against and the brand-new trends it was setting, there will be a point, maybe a few episodes in or maybe a few seasons in, where you suddenly go "okay, yeah, i see why this show became such a popcultural juggernaut that the finale is STILL TO THIS DAY the most-watched tv show episode ever"

#like. literally only superbowls ever come close to the numbers the mash finale pulled. that's how powerful the mash brainworms are #i was catching season 7 episodes on a retro rerun channel before i started watching it in earnest from season 1 onward #2 episodes a night and i think by the third night i was like ''uh oh. fucking uh oh. i can feel the mycelium growing in my cortex''#shebbz shoutz #mash

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wonderbuster · 4 months

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THE FUCK YOU MEAN THE SONIC TEAM WAS WATCHING???