#my husband is fr okay

[satoruxx]

like there’s no way my man is dying after 3 chapters of a fight, without injuring sukuna AT ALL, with the body swap theory still being possible, with no nobara return, with a duplicate toji neck slice, without going through a second enlightenment, without having some fancy new move he discovered in the prison realm, and WITHOUT giving me a good morning kiss

#send help im in pain #im also delusional af #SOMEONE TELL ME THERES STILL A CHANCE #no no he’s fine #my husband is fr okay #he’s right next to me rn #we’re cuddling #— spoilers #jjk leaks #jjk 225 #jjk spoilers #[𐐪— spoilers. 𐑂] #[𐐪— jjk spoilers. 𐑂]

[gabotactyl]

fun fact: jason todd is the only man ever <3

#oh so he’s perfect okay got it #need him fr that’s my husband!! #jason todd #red hood #wayne family adventures #batfam

[mazzystar24]

I love the way after the shooting Taylor kissed Buck then across town in the hospital wing Eddie sensed it and woke up in a cold sweat

#you can’t tell me this isn’t what happened #I have scientific proof #mf has a sixth sense and that sense is called jealousy #he just sprung up like: okay nap time over where is my husband -oh hi Ana- #fr tho I always found the timing so unintentionally comedic #buddie #911 #911 fox #911onfox #911 abc #eddie diaz #evan buckley #evan buck buckley #my posts

[floral--disaster]

"I don't like galahad he's boring" what's boring abt him? He's gay, he's gods special little boy, he's cursed by the narrative, he's got the visions™, the horrors™ and the powers™, he's constrained to be perfect and unfeeling and inhuman by the fate that has been set by him when his beginnings and conception are anything but, when all he wants to do is feel, he has tboy swag, he was raised by nuns, he's a martyr, he had daddy issues, he has so much religious trauma potential, he's my husband-

#Alex caleb etc #Arthuriana #Galahad #arthurian literature #I'm right okay #Everyone rbing this thinking of hnoc galahad yes I'm thinking of him too but I intended this to be abt galahad general arthuriana #I fucking love hnoc galahad fr fr my boy #My husband

[sentientsky]

“Bloodshot,” Julien Baker

hello my beloveds <3 enjoy some more angst

#okay be so fr right now. are these getting boring?? cause I can stop lmao #also enjoy my ✨clumsy cursive writing✨ #I’m old enough to have learned how to write in cursive in elementary school <3 #but that doesn’t mean I should be allowed to do it :) no one hire me for lettering designs ever #this song had me crying throwing up screaming in the car this summer <3333 #btw. if u even care #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #aziracrow #aziraphale #good omens #go2 #ineffable lovers #ineffable wives #good omens season 2 #good omens 3 #gomens #gomens 2 #gomens 3 #good omens angst #ineffable divorce #David tennant #Michael sheen #Neil gaiman #terry prachett #good omens edit #goodomensedit #julien baker

[sysig]

Okay but what if (Patreon)

#Doodles #TSP #Stanley #Me while reading: Now don't make a papercraft okay? Don't make a papercraft don't make a papercraft don't make a- #Predictably lol #It's the kind of structure that invites speculation! Who would you choose and what would their name be and how would they adapt #And The Stanley Parable wasn't even out at the time!! FJkldsafdf #Me when anything: I want to #Stanley would be so fun to play as ♪ Small but close-knit cast and since it's an institute it should have accommodations for his mutism #And he's no stranger to painful and confusing situations haha #You can see my indecision on which sign language Stanley knows haha #He never speaks so we don't know what accent Stanley would have but we know the Narrator is British! So #But I also don't know any British Sign Language and I know it's different than ASL òuò; #Granted my knowledge of ASL is far far far from fluent but I do know some at least so if /I/ was the one playing as him- #Anyway moot point since languages are directly translated anyway :P Though I wonder about sign language #I assume there were some nonverbal patients I just haven't seen any myself :0 #I have also made a Narrator card to match Stanley 😔 #Actually - hehe - I had a lot of fun picking their ''real'' names ♪ #The Narrator's was pretty easy honestly I knew I had to give him the first name Kevan and then I wanted to keep his last initial #So I went with ''Baker'' since it's a common name :) Very cute! #And then for Stanley since I headcanon him as being Greek/Latino - heavier on the Greek side - I gave him a Greek name! #Again same first initial - couple letters even for that ''St-'' sound :) - and scanned through some Greek last names #And liked the sound of Psomas with Stefano - but ♪ You'll never guess ♫ #It's a similarly common name for a reason - ''Psomas'' translates to ''bread maker'' #Kevan and Stefano Baker they're husbands fr your honour #Hghhghh I just think it's so cute!! And I didn't do it on purpose it was just a happy accident!! I love them <3

[roseofcards90]

OH SHITTT ZHANG WAN WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED THE LITTLE GIRL OMG

#Ah that’s why Yan Wei targeted her okay yeah checks out #I believe in my heart later on she will target her gf’s shitty husband fr #rose watches couple of mirrors #my posts

[belfryprepz]

Those Auntie talks go crazy

#sometimes i call my auntie just to let her bitch about her no good son in law #which is fine i don't mind #he's an abusive pos so i just sit and listen like mmhmmm yep my dad does that #horrible. im sorry. #really she just needs someone to listen #no one takes her seriously and like okay she's not perfect but she tries really hard to be a good person and she's my ride or die 🙏 #only one of my aunts who ever openly accepted me for being gay. goes to lunch with me and my gf. #anyway surprise her son in law is my cousin (godmothers) husband who is also good friends with my dad!! #and anytime they try to tell my dad what a bad guy he is he just refuses to hear it #talking with her is crazy cuz it goes: yeah but yr dad would never hit yr mom #he pushed her down the stairs #wait fr? does yr gramma know about this? #el oh el #bri ffr

[helizawa]

BRO HE'S SO HANDSOME IM YELLING

#his side profile omg #my husband fr #serizawa katsuya #mp100 #mp100 spoilers #mob psycho 100 #okay i promise this is my last post (for now)

[atlas-five]

that poor mf in the civilian casualties EP. he got traumatized by a bunch of people literally slaughtering each other and his wife went "I'm not moving away from this place where you witnessed genuinely horrific shit sorry about your trauma loser"

#tma spoilers #but fr what the fuck #if my husband came home from work and said “i saw a massacre i want to move away from here” id go “okay how soon can we leave” #like yeah id bounce outta there actually especially for someone im supposed to love and be committed to??

[princemick-archive]

dima said kevmick bodyguard au and im-

#I DIDN'T SAY IT I SUGGESTED IT BUT I DIDN'T SAY THW WORDS BUT GOD LISTEN #okay listen I know that pic implies mick bodyguard but obv kev has to be the bodyguard and mick is the spoiled rich kid #OFCOURSE IT IS #and maybe its like batman style like spoiled rich boy in public shy and kind irl #OR if we do do mick bodyguard it cud b intresting #maybe kev is part of a mob family and is working on taking over from his dad mick whos obviously from a famous military family gets called #to help out by the head of this like security company thing maybe its toto maybe is seb maybe even mattia or rene #doesn't matter hes like the top of the class but also protected by the company and omly does more safe jobs bv michael used to be head #like of the company n when he got like seriously injured during a job corinna basically forced the new head to take care of her boy #when hes on the job #so he helps kev bc big mob family who aska for the best and mick is EXPENSIVE and they're willing to pay so like kev expects this older #like buff traditionial bodyguard type bc if ur so expensive and so highly rated by a company like micks you must have a lot of experience #and then mick this 170 cm kid whos buff ye but like 25 walks in and kevs all like ??? u guys fr but mick is real fucking serious and shit #and he calls the head probably toto like '???? ur fr abt this KID' n toto is like 'yes' n kevs like aight okay and mick is there the whole #time ofc like he heard it all and instantly doesn't like kev bc stfu bitchface i can murder u with a hand tied behind my back #and like obv there's a collection of bodyguards from the top mob guys maybe these are the older drivers aka mark nando jense kimi and #they obviously dont know mick by face he was probably really really well protected by the agency as hes obv a target so they're kinda like #also '....whos this kid' just like kev MAYBE only jense knows mick bc hes sebs husband (ofc sebson shhh) so he knows and #mick and jense share like a knowing look bc they know n shit but the others r kinda iffy abt this new kid but mick is serious n all that #kyle.txt #god i shud write this down not do this in the tags #bodyguard.au

[cherry-colored-petals]

Context: me and Esther (@mixed-kester) were discussing about our yanderes from Ansy's Pen Pal event on @throwaway-yandere (gonna fix the tag with it soon oops)

Anyways I think Esther doesn't want to be with Dorian but I am perfectly fine with not having Wanderer yet hahahaha God help me if he finds out—

#🌸🍒 - navi speaks #;; I'll add more tags tomorrow its late rn and im tired lol #;; anyways i hope y'all dont mind the tags I just think its funny HAOSJSISJ #;; imagine having a fake alchemist on your tail and the other is hiding their existence from their yandere #;; crazy shit #;; .. okay sorta HAKSNSKSNSB #;; sorry Esther your (yandere) husband (Wanderer) is busy with a possessed umbrella idk what to tell you man #;; at least he aint on my ass and im not dead but damn imagine if he knows #;; terrifying thought fr #;; anyways time to get ur ass back to your husband and for me to get my revenge by visiting Dragonspine #;; if i dont come back in 2 weeks call the authorities /j #;; (in all seriousness my sleep deprived brain is speaking here and Im in a crackhead mood) #;; (very smooth brain and also somewhat sneeby wwww) #;; (thats all for my ramblings ill think abt writing about this shit again because like hell Wanderer is gonna get the actual me lmao) #;; (try harder bottom /t)

[kornymuthafucka]

rip old username idk if i like the new one tho💀

ihavealittlehe11toraise → kornymuthafucka

#okay but jon looks so good in those pictures wtf #HE’S SO FINE 😻 #korn #jonathan davis #jon davis #my husband fr

[kozumesphone]

💌┊₊˚⊹꒷ R U MINE? .ᐟ

⤷ satoru gojo x gender neutral!reader ‧₊˚ ⋅

ᝰ. 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 . . . jujutsu kaisen

ᝰ. 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬 . . . corny pick-up lines | suggestive dialogues

ᝰ. 𝐤𝐞𝐲 . . . n/n: nickname | y/n: your name

ᝰ. 𝐰𝐜 . . . 161

ᝰ. 𝐚/𝐧 . . . a quick (and short af) dorky!gojo + tease!gojo bc we all know the duality of this man-child <3 here’s a bunch of pick-up lines gojo uses on the reader bc we def need gojo fluff after what gege did to us 🙏 but guys I saw one that went “I have these stitches on my forehead bc you’ve made me lose my mind” and I- 💀

gojo: “y/n.” reader: “mm.” G: “n/n.” R: “mmm.” G: “MY LOVE-“ R: “what is it, toru? and stop smirking.” G: “want me to explain my cursed technique with mathematics?“ R: “didn’t you fail twice, and then ask kento to help you with math?” G: “…” R: “sorry, darling, go ahead-“ G: “LET’S START BY ADDING A BED AND SUBTRACTING OUR CLOTHES-“ geto: “n/n, is he high again?”

ᯓ★

gojo: “something’s wrong with my six eyes, n/n.” reader: “shit, are you o-“ G: “because I can’t take them off you.” *finger guns* R: *bitch slaps him* 💀🙏

ᯓ★

gojo: “oi n/n, you know gumi’s divine dogs, don’tcha?” reader: “mhm. they’re so adorable. and don’t yap my ears off when i’m reading. unlike someone else-“ G: “I think, just like them, we’d make a great pair <3” R: *absolutely mf flustered*

ᯓ★

satoru “throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honoured one to be your husband” gojo on your wedding day <3

#skye's cafe ~ ⋆.˚ #skye.jpg🧸— #if anyone used these irl id hate them forever but jjk men are just different okay #jjk pick up lines are so corny but I love them #gojoxreader #gender neutral reader #gojo satoru #pickuplines #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjkxreader #jjkpickuplines #oneshot #jjkoneshot #ff #writersontumblr #writerblr #my dorky husband fr

[dragonspleenspicy]

his wings ruffle, and he backs away from you to puff up his chest and feathers in a little display. He knows he doesn’t need to, but it’s polite for male griffin to give his mate a display.

(Oh hell yeah worldbuilding)

"So big and handsome~ how could i resist you?"

#okay now i need to go fr #anyway hi yes this is me and my husband yes hes at least twice my size and i love him

[gregmarriage]

my dad always conveniently forgetting i’m gay snd saying that i can’t be because ‘i haven’t been with anyone yet’. it makes me laugh so hard at how much he doesn’t know imaoooo

#i’ve dated like six people #i’ve kissed someone before #it’s soooo wild to remember he doesn’t know that imaooooo #i’ve literally come out to him like ten times #either he literally is ignoring it out of homophobia (likely) or he just straight up forgot (also likely) #remembering how closeted i was is also so wild #like i just don’t care anymore #it’s so boring to hide yourself #like sorry i’m not up to your standards #sorry i’m not gonna have a million kids and marry a douche bag like my sister did #i literally don’t understand why it matters as long as i’m happy?? #like wow i’ll have a wife instead of a husband big fuckin whoop! #literally grow up x #i wanna tell my brother just to stir shit because i know he’ll tell my dad #but the arguments it will cause will be boring lol #like the adrenaline rush will be cool and then i’ll just get bored of talking about it #especially because my dad will treat me like i’m a child #literally he’s always like ‘i can’t tell your sisters what to do. they’re adults with their own lives’ #okay?? so apply the same logic to me?? #bizarre behaviour fr #gwen rambles #gwenposting