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glyphsmash · 2 months

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Elf TV: exclusively 300 season-long soap operas

Dwarf TV: How It's Mined followed by a 4½ hr documentary about salt

Gnome TV: those sensory videos for cats where bugs and mice and birds crawl around on the screen. they really like this

Orc TV: Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns

Halfling TV: the most incredible impassioned storytelling you've ever witnessed always neatly contained in 2 seasons max

Fairy TV: imagine Impractical Jokers except theyre capable of stealing people's faces . this is the only show that fairies have

#gwenposting

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miaushii · 3 months

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i hope she explodes

#gwenposting #atsv #gwen stacy #atsv art #spiderman fanart #ghost spider #spider gwen #across the spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderverse art #spiderman into the spiderverse #spiderverse fanart #spider man #miaushii art

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veeisgayasf · 1 year

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Daddy Master Mommy

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imreadyforgwen · 10 months

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❤️🖤

#larissa weems #larissa #principal weems #gwendoline christie #gwendolineuniverse #gwen christie #gwenposting

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neeko-system · 3 months

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self love really is like sapphic yearning. you look deep in yourself and try to find the girl you wanted to be the whole time and pull her up. you look at who youve become and you dance together and kiss and hug and yearn. arknights was onto something with this specter arknights character

#gwenposting #the gummy got me thinking about sapphic selfcest shark #i honestly think about specter/laurentina more than any other ship i think im just self obsessed #specter #arknights

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hestia-and-the-court · 8 months

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I decided to remix That One Post using this SLARPG fake quotes generator: https://slarpg-textbox.github.io/ -Gwen

Image description under the read more. -Diana

[ID: A series of dialogue boxes made to look like they come from the game Super Lesbian Animals RPG, giving the impression that this is actual dialogue from the characters Allison, Jodie, Melody, Claire, and Paula.

Allison, looking mildly confused: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Jodie, looking utterly shocked: Y-you were putting it in cold water? (multiple question marks)

Melody, looking wide-eyed: Allison. Answer the question Allison.

Allison, still looking confused: Yeah? (multiple question marks) I thought for like. Five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Allison, now looking wide-eyed: You think I have the patience to boil water? WTF? (multiple question marks)

Melody, looking pensive: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes? (multiple question marks)

Claire, with a deadpan expression: Why are you... putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Melody, still pensive: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Claire, looking shocked: (larger text) It takes less than a minute

Melody, looking unimpressed: (huge text) Bestie, is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?

Claire, still shocked: (huge text) How long does it take you to boil water on the stove?

Melody, with a neutral expression: Like seven minutes.

Claire, with a deadpan expression: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes...

Claire, still deadpan: Less than that if you use a saucepan...

Melody, looking shocked: I'm crying, you're putting the whole mug on the stove? (multiple question marks) On medium heat? (multiple question marks) Your stove is enchanted.

Paula, wide-eyed: Every single person in this town is a fucking lunatic.

/end ID]

#super lesbian animal rpg #slarpg #shitpost #gwenposting

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the-wanderer · 10 months

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#spider gwen #gwenposting #gwen stacy #spider woman #spiderverse

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theregoesyourlifeagain · 7 months

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The desk crawl will be the death of me. 🫠🫠

#larissa weems #principal weems #principal larissa weems #larissa x reader #larissa x you #larissa x y/n #wednesday weems #weems x reader #weems #fanfic #ao3 fanfic #ao3 funny #gwendoline christie #gwenposting #gwendoline is mommy #gwen christie #wednesday #wenclair #nevermore academy

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half-giant · 10 days

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Made a crop top today.

#gwenposting #my face #yes i know i should be asleep but im waiting for the melatonin to kick in and I look cute as hell

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gregmarriage · 2 months

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okay. super random and tiny bit ego, but also i’m genuinely curious; does anyone have post notifs on for my blog?

#genuinely really curious #imao again super random but i’ve never really thought about it #do ppl love my blog enough to do that??#😧😧😧#bc that’s crazy to me!!#y’all wanna hear what i have to say at all times??#🤯🤯🤯#gwen rambles #gwenposting

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toweroftickles · 11 months

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🎺 🎺 🎺 And now, ladies & gentlemen, your local theatrical production of

"What would happen if I was writing the Gwen/Vulture fight from Across The Spider-Verse"

because I am trash

So they're fighting, the scene's playing out like normal, Vulture tries to threaten her. Gwen only speaks Mario Kart and Family Guy-style Italian but thankfully handy cursive subtitles pop up around his blathering.

"Hai paura di L'Avvotolio, little girl?" ("Are you afraid of the Vulture?)

“Nah; not scary, Big Bird. I just get a little nervous around feathers ‘cause I’m allergic. Oh, and like… really ticklish, so watch out; I might kick you.”

*Pissed-off Vulture roars and fires rounds of sharp dagger-like feathers in her direction*

*The feathers whiz by and nearly sever the microfibers of her suit, Gwen does the Spider-Man dodge*

“Whoaaa, buddy, slow down; we’re not quite there in our relationship yet.”

*hitches a ride on his back but his costume tickles*

*Poor Gwen having such a hard time hanging on while tons of his feathers accidentally brush under her armpits* 😜 *she has to try so hard not to laugh & let go*

“You mock me?! Stop snickering!"

"Dude, I told you I'm ticklish!"

*Vulture slams her into column with his grappling hook & then Miguel rescues her*

*the end*

except Miguel doesn’t rescue her and instead Vulture tickle-tortures all over her ribs and her tummy with his huge claws until she’s got tears in her eyes from laughter and it’s so fucking cute that my heart explodes 😳🫣

#gwen stacy #ghost spider #spider gwen #spider woman #gwenposting #across the spiderverse #into the spider verse #spider verse #tickle #tickling #tickle blog #tickling community #tickling headcanons #headcanon #ticklish #sfw tickles #tickle headcanon #spiderman atsv

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glyphsmash · 10 months

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my stupid fucking aunt loraine bought us an air friar for our wedding present 🤦‍♀️ the apartments barely big enough for the two of us now weve got this dumb asshole flying around preaching at us ... every time i get a migraine he tries to give me herbs and poultices 🙄

#gwenposting

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miaushii · 6 months

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