Hiiiiiiii 😍😘 Just wanted to stop by and LICK ALL OVER YOUR SEXY BLOG. Letting the world know you belong to me now, there's no going back. You're stuck. (Channeling my inner Harley here, annnd maybe a little Jacob, too 😏😉)
I love you so much, thank you for being the incredible person you are! My life is infinitely better with you in it! 😍😘
Aaaw you lovely motherfucker 😭💖💖 (channeling my inner Vaas here too 😏)
Gonna lick and claim you right back!! I'm so happy I have you in my live, you brighten up my fucking day and it's been such a blast knowing you ❤️ and damn right, there's no going back you are stuck with me in your basement forever 😏
Love you to the moon and back, I love your babes and thank you for introducing Harley & Evangeline to me!! They are now also stuck in my brain forever
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5 am is the best time to get the grill out and damn your autism
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f!reader | daddy!shota dressing up his pretty little girl for an ice cream date before he takes her to the park…. he ends up fucking her in that sweet little dress with frilly socks and tennies because she bent over one too many times to pick something up. he couldn’t help but grope her ass when she did, and noticed how hot and damp her panties were.
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I was having a lovely conversation with my mom today at the dinner table while eating tacos. We were talking about fictional and celebrity hunks. She listed Chris Evans, Thor and Chris Pratt. I listed Harrison Ford/ Han Solo and Bucky Barnes.
“Who else do you find as a hunk?” My beloved mami (mom for Spanish, yes I still call her mami, let me act like a kid around her 🙄) asked.
I snapped my fingers and pointed to nothing but air “Hunter from The Bad Batch.”
My amazing Mami looked at me and said “That’s a cartoon character” She gave me a look and said “that’s…weird.”
I then showed her a picture of Hunter (even though she has seen him before). She then said “He looks like Rambo.”
My somewhat uncultured ass looked up Rambo.
Oh my gosh
Oh my gosh
Holy smokes-
MY MOTHER, MY AMAZING MAMI, WAS NOT LYING
Conversation with a friend of mine after looking up Rambo
RAMBO IS LITERALLY HUNTER BUT FROM THE 80S WITH A PEW PEW AND SWEATY ASS ABS AND SHOULDERS ANS BICEPS
Hunter, baby, honey, sweetheart, cream to my coffee, amor, mi corazón, please, take off your shirt and be Space Rambo. I’ll be your little housewife. I cook, clean, and I’m great with kids. Call me at 1-800-NEED-A-MAN
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Rammstein - Rammstein - Kunsthaus Tacheles 02.07.1994
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