ceo!yoongi
â pairing: min yoongi x readerÂ
â genre: ceo!au, clumsy!y/n because thatâs always nice, jimin is ur best friend, floofy fluff, a touch of nsfw aka office sex
â wordcount: 21k+Â so u should probably read this using ur laptop and not ur phone
â note: inspired by my love for an intimidating yoongi in suitsÂ
(gif isnât mine!)Â
(((and the read more function iS there so if it doesnât work for some reason i am sorry donât attack me)))Â
âshit, shit, shit, fuck- ow, shit- fUCKâ
you scramble around your apartment shoving things into your purse while simultaneously dressing yourself
out of all the days to wake up late
why did todAY have to be one of them???
you have your house keys dangling from your mouth while you wiggle into a pair of jeans aNd your phone is sandwiched in between your shoulder and your ear
âthe new boss is going to be here any minute now, where the hell are you??â
âobviously i slept through my goddamn alarm, jimin! i- yes, iâll be there in like⌠five minutes. iâm on the bus alreadyâ
that was an obvious lie because youâre still trying to find a decent shirt to wear
you end up going with a polka-dotted button blouse
âyou better hurry, i hear this guyâs a bit of a hard ass. apparently he fired someone who was only two minutes late to-â
âyouâre freaking me out, jimin!!!! look, itâs fine heâs probably just going to introduce himself and then hole himself up in his office so he wonât even notice that iâm lateâ
your own words reassure you and you slow down to take your time in choosing a pair of shoes
âokay, yeah but youâre his secretary, y/n. i think heâll notice if his own damn secretary isnâT THEREâ
âŚ..he has a fair point
âif you donât get here in the next ten minutes dinnerâs on you tonightâ the call clicks off and all you hear is the dial tone
by the time you get to the office itâs 9:23 so youâre officially 23 minutes late BUT you made a stop by the starbucks across the street to grab a soy latte for the new boss
the old boss (mr lin - he was pretty chill but he was alSo pretty old so that explains why the company decided to let him go) would forgive you immediately when you presented a soy latte and a muffin to him
you were sure youâd be fine
âooh, hold the lift, hold the lift!!!!!â you slip right into the lift right as the doors are about to shut and you let out a sigh of relief because you didNât spill the coffee thank god
âhey, morningâ you turn to give a nod of acknowledgement to the (handsome, very very handsome) stranger standing next to you
heâs dressed in a crisp suit and heâs currently scrolling through his phone but he looks up at you and kind of looks you over before humming in response
his raven black hair looks awfully soft and itâs perfectly styled
and whatever his cologne isâŚ. youâre digging it because he smells goOd
you look up at the little screen telling you that youâre only on the eighteenth floor
the office is on the fifty-second floor and this lift is literally as slow as a snail
you then notice that the stranger is also going to the fifty-second floor
huh
a new co-worker!!
so either you wait in awkward silence with this hot stranger or you try to stir up some conversation
âyâknow, i hear the new boss is a bit of a prick.â you snort, glancing over at the stranger. he tenses and his eyes leave his phone but he doesnât turn
âoh, really? interestingâ he shifts and tightens his grip on the folders heâs holding
âmm. and iâm his new secretary so hopefully he doesnât chew me out for being-â you look down at your watch â28 minutes lateâ
âhis nameâs yoongi. min yoongi. even his name sounds snooty, am i right?â you snort, glancing over again and just tryIng to get some kind of a reaction out of this emotionless person âare you, uh, are you new here?â
usually youâre like super charming but it doesnât seem to be working on this guy
you glance up at the screen again and let out a breath of relief because youâre approaching the fifty-second floor
âitâs not good to be late, but i admit iâm a little behind on schedule as well. and yes, iâm new.â
âwe better hurry otherwise mr minâll have both our heads on sticks!â
âare you late because you stopped to get a coffee and food?â he raises an eyebrow and looks down at the starbucks cup
âhm? oh, well, kinda. itâs more like an apology drink and a chocolate chip muffin for the boss.â you raise the cup and the paper bag slightly âeveryone loves muffinsâ
the elevator dings and the two of you look up
the doors open and youâre surprised to see⌠what looks like every single employee just standing in front of the doors
the stranger takes a step out but turns around quickly to face you and youâre kind of like ??
âiâd suggest doing a little more research next time, secretary. iâm not a muffin person.â and then heâs walking out and everyoneâs bowing respectfully to him as he introduces himself
it doesnât hit you until the doors slowly begin to close again and the last thing you see is jimin looking at you with so much pity in his eyes
âyouâve got to be kidding me.â
THAT WAS YOUR BOSS
THAT WAS MIN YOONGI AND YOU TOTALLY JUST
you would be so happy if in this moment the elevator just broke down and sent you hurdling down fifty two floors to your DEATH
you freeze when the doors slide open again but thankfully itâs just jimin standing there
âhey buddyâ he approaches you slowly as if you were a ticking time bombÂ
âhiâ
ââŚ.so you met mr min i seeâ
âmhmâ
âand iâm guessing u didnât know that was mr minâ
âyesâ
âand iâm guessing u tried to strike up a conversation abouT mr min tO mr minâ
âindeedâ
jimin has to drag you out of the elevator and youâre as still as a statue as he fixes the collar on your blouse and makes sure your employee lanyard is straightened up
âi wouldnât have gone with this blouse but i suppose this is presentable enoughâ jimin gestures towards the long hallway leading to yoongiâs office doors (with your cute little station set up by the doors) before heâs giving you a pat on the shoulder and heading back to his cubicle
you know that scene from the shining
the shot where itâs like a long, long hallway and there are those two creepy twins at the end
this is like that except instead of twins you have your new terrifying new bossâ office
you set your bag down on your chair before turning to the doors
you clear your throat a couple times and look down at the latte and the muffin sitting on your desk
maybe heâll like the latte
so you pick it back up and you give yourself until the count of three
and then youâre knocking on his door and you hear a muffled âcome inâ
you take a second to think over what the hell youâre going to say to him
âmr min i am sO sorry i swear i wasnât trying to offend you i was just trying to be funny because i thought you-â
and just when you thought things couldnât possibly get any worse
things get worse
because yoongi just so happened to be standing right by the door as you opened it and of COURSE you knock into him causing the lid to pop off the cup and now the two of you are covered in latte but itâs more you than him thanK god
your face is so red youâre sure youâre going to explode
you donât even know what to say at this point
âi amâŚâŚ. so-â
âsorry? yeah, iâm seeing a main theme here with you.â yoongi scowls and shakes some coffee off his hand before looking down at his stained louis vuitton button up
this was new but itâs okay because he has 10 ten more in his closet
âiâll pay for the dry cleaning?â is all you can squeak out because you are just so horrified
yoongi rolls his eyes discreetly while heâs patting himself down with his silk handkerchief
what the hell is wrong with you??? youâre not usually this clumsy and youâre sure youâre like 1 more sorry away from getting fired
âcan you just send me my schedule for today?â he sighs as he heads back towards his desk âiâm sure itâs easy enough for you to handleâ he mutters condescendingly and you know what you totally deserve that comment so youâre fine with it
âyessirâ you donât even bother asking if he actually wanted a coffee or not because you just want to get out of his fiery gaze
surprisingly the rest of the morning goes by pretty smoothly
he came out of the office wearing a new crisp shirt and you were like dAng this guyâs prepared for any situation
unlike you
because youâre sitting here with your cardigan buttoned all the way up to hide the stain
you keep a smile on your face whenever yoongi passes your desk to head back to his office but after you hear his door shut the smile drops and you always let out a breath of relief
heâs just soâŚ. scary
and heâs your age too
if he was a co worker instead of your boss you were 100% sure the two of you wouldnât get along at all
and you get along with almost EVERYONE
youâve never been happier when your phone goes off and tells you itâs your lunch break because you just want to rant to jimin and
âturkey sandwich on whole wheat. lettuce, red onions, avocado, chipotle mayo. the place is called the sandwich station. itâs a block or two down. iâd like a green juice to go with it as well- hold the cucumber. they know my order. you can just tell them itâs for me.â
what the
yoongi literally just materialised out of nowhere
ââŚ.iâm sorry?â
yoongi clenches his jaw and you want to CRY
âitâs noon. meaning itâs lunch time. meaning i want my lunch.â
the old boss never made you go out to get a fancy sandwich for him
thereâs a canteen here for a reason
theyâre serving spinach and potato curry today!!!!!!!! which is your favourite!!!!!! and your lunch breaks are only an hour long and by the time you get back the curry will be gone but maybe you can ask jimin to save you a bite
âis there a problem?â
âno! no sir.â you shake your head quickly and get up from your seat âbut, um, just to let you know we do have a canteen here if you ever- okay, yep, iâm goingâ
jiminâs standing by the lift when you get there and heâs like why did you press the down button the canteen is Up you dummy
and youâre like mr min wants a fancy sandwich and a green juice what kind of sane person likes green juice???
jimin promises heâll save you a bite of the curry as long as you make it back in time aka fifteen minutes before he inhales it all
you say goodbye to each other in the form of air kisses as you walk into separate lifts
so now youâre sprinting down the sidewalk trying to find this damn sandwich place that isnât one or two blocks away itâs like TWENTY minutes away according to google maps
you wouldâve worn a sports bra today if youâd have known youâd be running
by the time you finally make it there youâre all sweaty and red and you can barely speak
âh..hi, a sandwich and a green juice thing for, um, mr min yoongi??â you look at the notes you scribbled down on your palm even though all the words are smudged from your hand sweat âitâs turkey on whole-â
âfor yoongi??? coming right up!!!!â the girl at the counter seems a little too enthusiastic to be making a sandwich and a juice for himâŚ.. and sheâs on a first name basis with himâŚ.
but whatever at least sheâs being speedy about it
you check the time on your watch
jiminâs probably already eaten everything
your lunch break ends in half an hour and itâll take you 20 minutes to head back so that leaves you with like ten minutes
maybe you can get a sandwich from here
you look up at the- oH NO way you are not paying tHAT much for a sandwich
this place is bougie
certainly not for someone with your budget
maybe thereâs like a hot dog cart nearby
a hot dog sounds good
âhere you go! tell him i said hi. iâm lisa, by the way.â she smiles and you give her a smile back as you take the bag from her
you kind of pause to think and youâre like hMm what do you meAn tell him i said hi,,,,,,
does yoongi have a secret sandwich lover
you donât have time to think because you are reminded that you are running out of damn time
âthanks for being so fast, lisa. uh, here you go. this should cover it.â you throw the bills that yoongi gave you on the counter before youâre zipping out the door and beginning your little jog back
you feel your phone buzz in your pocket and you already know itâs yoongi wondering where the hell you are
you make it back in tEn minutes thank god but your feet are killing you and youâre sure your blouse is drenched in sweat by now
as youâre walking briskly down the hallway you pick up your pace when you see yoongi standing outside his office and leaning against the frame of the door
âwhat took you so long??â
âi-â
âthereâs no excuseâ yoongi snatches the bag from you and shuts the door in your face
you can already hear the chatter of people returning from their lunch breaks
aHHHH
your stomach grumbles and itâs your bodyâs way of reminding you that HEY quit neglecting M E
maybe you should have splurged on a fancy sandwich
you huff and plop down on your seat
now youâre just hangry and the next person who talks to you will FEEL YOUR FIERY WRATH
âby the way- reschedule my meeting with mr kim to next wednesday. he couldnât make it today.â yoongi opens his door again and takes a sip of his obnoxious green juice
you spin around in your chair
immediately your lips tug up in a bright smile
âyes sir. iâd love to do that for you.â yoongi looks at you weirdly before he disappears into his room again
wow
where was that fiery wrath
that wrath could barely light up a birthday candle sis
about twenty minutes go by and you actually feel like youâre dying because youâre honestly starving so you decide to text jimin and tell him to sneak some food to you
you technically could just get up and go to the vending machine yourself but yoongi could pop out of his office at any minute and if he sees that youâre not at your desk heâll definitely have your head
so itâs too risky
to: chimchim - be a pal and bring me a bag of chips or something from the vending machine
jimin jumps when his phone vibrates loudly against his desk and he apologises to his fellow cubicle mates before checking the notification
he canât help but snort after he reads your message
to: y/n - iâm busy! get it yourself
heâs not surprised that you reply almost immediately
from: y/n - too risky!!!! plus youâre closer to the vending machine
from: y/n - just pretend like you need to print something you can come and use ~my~ personal printer
to: y/n - why would i walk across the floor to use your tiny ass printer
from: y/n - PLEASE i am so hungry i will take care of the laundry this week just get me something to eat before my body starts eating itself
jimin immediately gets up from his seat and heads right to the vending machine
he hates doing the laundry
you want to cry tears of joy when you see jiminâs blonde head bobbing down the hallway from where youâre sitting
âdonât accidentally turn all our white sheets pink agaINâ he teases and he tosses you the bag of chips that you open greedily
heâs munching on an apple himself
heâs always been the healthier one out of the two of you
âhowâs the boss?â
youâre immediately triggered
âomg i had to go to this dumb fancy sandwich place and pick up an overpriced turkey club and a green juice for him and then one of the sandwich workers was like obViously wanting me to say hi to mr min for her and i was like ?? what do i look like a messenger pigeon or somethingâ you snort and shove a handful of chips into your mouth unattractivelyÂ
âand ALSO he totally got mad at me when i got back because i took too long but itâs not my fault your dumb sandwich place is like a million miles away and another ALSO iâm walking in HEELS-â
âyou should invest in a pair of flats, perhapsâ
wow
thereâs something else to add to your already shitty first impression
you swallow thickly when you realise jimin didnât say that
you turn around slowly in your chair and youâre met with the intimidating gaze of yoongi
âŚ.R U KIDDING
why do bad things happen to good people???
yoongi tosses his trash into the bin sitting by your desk before heâs looking up at a terrified jimin
âis there a reason why youâre here, mr park?â
ââŚi needed to print somethingâ he swallows his bite of apple and hides it behind his back
âdo you not have a printer on your side?â
âit was jammed, sir.âÂ
âwhat are you printing?â
jimin blanks and all that comes out of his mouth is
âcontra..ct. sir.â
âwhat contract?â
âthis one!! this oneâ you grab a random sheet of paper of your desk and stand up and shove it into jiminâs chest
âyep, this one! iâll be on my way, thanks for letting me use your printer y/n!â jimin practically rockets down the hallway to head back to his desk
dang
he barely made it out of there alive
heâs never doing that again
thereâs a silence between you and yoongi for a couple seconds as the two of you watch jimin bolt away
you turn around a little to face him with a sheepish smile and you wobble slightly on your heels
âcan i trust you to be more responsible and do your work instead of complaining to your friend about your awful boss?â
you open your mouth to reply but you dip your head down in shame
yah
you deserve that one
âsorry, sirâ you murmur under your breath and you donât want to look at yoongi because if you do youâll definitely burst into tears
and your face is sO hot
you look up when you hear the click of yoongiâs door shutting and you let out a breath before sitting down
okay
time to actually work
youâll find a way to make it up to yoongi
hopefully
the next morning you make sure to set your alarm like an hour earlier than you usually wake up because this day has to go PERFEctly otherwise you will literally stab your eyeball out with a letter opener
yesterday night you already set up yoongiâs schedule for today so that when he wakes up and checks his calendar heâll know exactly whatâs going on
you even memorised his schedule
he has 2 conference calls in the morning (one starts at 8:30 and the other at 10:15) and 2 meetings in the afternoon (one starts at 1:45 and the other at 4:30)
you just want to prove to him that youâre not a total disaster and youâre capable of handling this job
and you made sure to dress yourself up a little more ~professionally~ although it pained you to leave your skinny jeans aside and slip into a pencil skirt instead
you hATe pencil skirts
theyâre so tight and after you eat lunch you always feel like your tummy is going to buSt out
so yes youâre wearing a nice white button up long sleeved shirt tucked into a black pencil skirt along with a pair of shiny black heels that you polished last night
you also spray on some perfume and put a little more effort into your makeup
because,,,,, itâs no secret that min yoongi is an attractive man
ahem
you just want to look more presentable!!!
you texted jimin last night and asked if he wanted to get to work early this morning and he was just like lmao who do u think i am
so you pass by his apartment door and stick a note on the front that just says âgood morning - see you at work!!â
itâs about a twenty ish minute walk and youâre definitely regretting choosing a pair of stiLETTOs to wear
so you take them off and proceed to walk comfortably to starbucks to get yourself and yoongi a coffee
youâre about to ask for a muffin but then you remember that he doEsnâT liKE muFfInS so you stick with a black coffee for him and a caramel macchiato for yourself
of course youâre hungry so you get a bagel for yourself with extrA cinnamon cream cheese
after you get everything you head on over to the building and greet the security guards good morning and theyâre all pretty surprised because youâre never here,, so early
your heels click clacking on the marble floor is the only thing thatâs heard as you make your way down the hallway to your desk
you check the time on your watch and youâre satisfied with yourself because you still have about thirty minutes until work starts
and you lean back against your chair and you give yourself a mental high five because uMMM,,, youâre kiLLING it and itâs not even 8am yet
you look around and
wow itâs quiet
you can hear the bustling of the city from outside and itâs oddly very calming
you kind of want to fall asleep
plus that bagel really filled u up and you always get sleepy after a good meal
uh oh
okay
look
maybe you can take like
a five minute nap
you deserve it!
you can re energize yourself and then youâll be even more efficient today
you rest your head on your folded arms and shut your eyes
yeah
five minutes
âgood morning, sirâ
âmorning, mr min!â
âgood morning, sir!!â
click
clack
click
clack
your eyes open and your vision adjusts to youryou shoot up from your desk and wipe the drool off the side of your mouth and stand up from your chair immediately
and you glance down at your laptop and see that you didn't take a five minute snooze you took a FORTY minute snooze
thank god you're a light-ish sleeper otherwise yoongi's shoes echoing down the hallway would definitely not have woken you up and he wouldâve caught you sleePING
you look up to see yoongi walking down the hallway looking at his phone
so you quickly fix your hair and straighten yourself up
âgood morning sirâ you clear your throat to get the raspy sleepiness out of your voice and tuck a strand of hair behind your ear
he walks past you and goes straight into his office and youâre about to sit down but then you remember you have a coFfee for him
so you knock on his door clutching his now lukewarm coffee
âi have a coffee here for you, bossâ you walk over to his desk and place the cup on his desk
âone cream one sugar?â
uh oh
this coffee is black
ââŚ.i will be⌠right backâ and you pick up the coffee and walk out of his room calmly
once you shut the door behind you youâre immEDIATELy zipping down the hallway to the break room
this coffee isnât even lukewarm anymore now itâs just cold sad coffee
daMN it
it was stupid to buy a coffee forty minutes beforehand
and you can just make coffee here!!!! you dingus!!!!!
so you dump out the coffee and you see namjoon about to pour himself a cup but you slip over and youâre like namjoon sweetie hi good morning can i take that i am sO sorry
and you take the pot from him and refill yoongiâs cup
he just blinks at you because you hand him back an empty coffee pot
âitâs for the big guy you know how it isâ and you reach past him to get the cream and a sugar cube and you plop it in and give it a stir
and you pop the lid back on and youâre like thanks joon i owe you big time!! and honestly you were moving so fast namjoon's not even sure what just happened
so youâre practically sprinting down the hall in stilettos back to yoongiâs office and you spot jimin walking out of the lift as you past by and you manage to say goOD morning buddy!!! but all he sees is like a blur and he rubs his eyes
when you get back to the office youâre panting a little but you calm your breaths as you set the coffee down
âone cream one sugar, bossâ and you straighten your blouse and clear your throat
yoongi types something out on his phone and blindly reaches for the coffee cup and you gently nudge it towards his hand
he takes a sip and then looks up from his phone and gets his first glance at you for the day and
yoongi chokES on his coffee and quickly sets it down
holy shit
you donât even look like the same y/n as yesterday
âoh shoot- do you need a napkin?? iâll get a napkin hold onâ and you shuffle out of the room and yoongi isnât usually like this but he canât help but let his eyes flicker down because dAmn you look good in that skirt
he thought you looked cute yesterday with your polka dotted blouse and your jeans but today you look so
sexy
god damn
okay
he needs to chill
youâre his secretary
heâs your boss
even more youâre his KLUtzY secretary who spilled coffee all over his shirt and talked smack about him
ââŚsir?â he snaps himself out of it and looks up and youâre standing over him holding a napkin
he thanks you quietly and takes it from you and dabs at his mouth
okay woO
keep it professional yoongi
âyou've got a conference call in twenty minutes. i put everything in your calendar and it should alert you five minutes beforehand but in case it doesn't i'll come in and remind you. i filed the contracts you asked me to sort out yestreday everything's colour coded and also arrange alphabetically so it should be easier to find next time."
yoongi blinks up at you because... what happened to the y/n he met yesterday
âright. yes. good. okay." yoongi swallows thickly when he sees you suck your bottom lip in between your teeth which seems to be a nervous habit of yours "that's all i need from you then. you can go now."
you nod happily and see yourself out
this is a good startÂ
things are going to be greAT from here
:-)Â
so
itâs been about two weeks since yoongi took over the company
and all you have to say is
you want to jump out the window
you want to jump off the fifty second floor of this building because yoongi is working you like a dog
which is something that you obviously arenât accustomed to because the most rigorous thing you had to do for your old boss was to walk across the floor and get him a snack from the vending machine
but yoongi doesnât do vending machine snacks because itâs appArently all trans fats
he mentioned it to you when you were scarfing down a little packet of cookies because of course you didnât have time to get lunch for yourself because you were getting his stupid fancy sandwich like a million miles away
and you were like :) and threw it away and he nodded satisfactorily and then went into his office
and you bent down and picked the packet back up and threw the rest of the mini cookies into your mouth
heâs your boss not your dad
he canât control your diet!!
omg
youâre so physically and mentally drained
you feel like a husk
your soul left your body the moment you met yoongi and it hasnât returned ever since
you usually like being a secretary because you like organising things and colour coding things and going like âiâm so sorry-Â mr min will have to call you backâ and slamming the phone down because it makes you feel ~powerful~
but damn
you wish you had applied for an office job like jimin
he works in human resources
you would probably be really good in like finances or some other section like that
of course jimin isnât paid as much as youâre paid so thereâs that
you do want to continue having a roof over your head and food in your tummy so
you grin and bear it
to make a long story short
you strongly dislike yoongi and youâre pretty sure he hates you
here are some more things that have happened in the last two weeks
yoongi told you to photocopy 50 copies of a contract
of course you said yes and you went ahead to your little copying machine and made 50 copies
and when you went back and handed him the copies he looked at them and blinked and then looked at you and he was like this isn't the contract i asked you to copy
and you were like ?? you hANded me the contract
âthis isn't the right contractâ
âi-???â
âyou were supposed to copy this oneâ and he hands you a DIFFERENT CONTRACT
so you end up shredding 50 sheets of paper and you make a brand new 50 copies and when you give the new ones to yoongi heâs like what took you so damn long??
and you were like
YOU, YOU BITCH
YOU TOOK ME SO DAMN LONG
you wanted to SCREAM
and another time
yoongi was about to go into a meeting but before that he told you that as soon as mr kim calls for him you should tell yoongi immediately
and your concern was that mr kim would call during the meeting and you would have to interrupt the meeting which is noT what you want to do but before you can voice your concern yoongi's like okay peace out i'm leaving now
and of course because the universe is against you
mr kim called during the meeting
so you knocked on the door and opened it and there are like 15 businesspeople just staring at you blankly and yoongi's staring at you blankly at the front of the desk
âsir, um, mr kim called"
and he nods and waves you away so you shut the door
after the meeting ends yoongi literally goes like
you shouldn't interrupt another meeting like that again
and you said that you only did it because yOOngi said to tell him as SOON as mr kim called
âhm. i don't recall telling you that."
you had your hands balled into fists so tightly that your knuckles were starting to get white but of coURse all you say is
âyou're right, sir. it was my bad. it won't happen again."
âit better not."
and aNOTHER THING
LISA
lisa the sandwich girl
it's like she's expecting you to hook her up with yoongi
everytime you go into the shop she hands you yoongi's lunch and is always like :) tell :) yoongi :) i :) said :) hi :) and youâre like :) let :) go :) of :) the :) bag :) i :) need :) to :) leave :)
and because lisa is the last thing you're concerned about you never tell yoongi she says hi but you don't need to because lately she's been writing notes on the paper bag like âi was going to write a pun about a sandwich but i was afraid youâd find it stALeâ
when you read that you were like ?? what does that mean are you saying the bread you used in his sandwich today is stale
one time you decided you'd splurge so you treated yourself to a sandwich from there made by lisa herself
it was,,, the worst sandwich you've ever had in your entire life
the bread was barely toasted
there was like 3 pounds of mayo in there
she was skimpy on the turkey
she placed the tomatoes on the bottom making the bread all soggy
yoongi must really REALLY want to get into lisa's pants if he can continue eating this shit without gagging
the conclusion here is that you hate lisaâs sandwiches but not as much as you hate yoongi
:) and youâre allowed to say that because youâre only saying it to yourself and it doesnât count if no one else knows about your feelings :)
âweâre going to have sO much fun tonight itâs literally been a century since we last got to go to a club and get wasted!!!!! i even bought a brand new shirt for the occasion.â jimin grins and takes a sip of his juice and you nod excitedly
âiâm so ready to get shit faced let me tell you mr min honestly wants to make me rip my-â
âmiss y/l/n.â both you and jimin turn when you hear your name and youâre surprised to see yoongi standing there
whyâs he in the canteen heâs never in the canteen
âmr min, what.. can i help you with?â you clear your throat and turn yourself around a little more to face him
âi need you to stay late tonight to reorganise some files that your old boss kept tucked away in the drawers. itâs frankly a mess in there.â you donât even get a chance to respond before yoongi takes a bite of an apple and strolls away casually
wait what
he canât just
okay technically he can do that because heâs your boss but
not tonight!!!Â
âmr min i donât-â you stand up quickly to chase him and he whips around and raises an eyebrow
âis there something wrong?â
yes thereâs something wrong
you have plans tonight!!!!!!!!!
youâre going dancing and youâre going to down shots like thereâs no tomorrow and youâre going to wake up tomorrow morning with a hangover like never before so yEs thereâs something wrong
ââŚi donât know if you wanted me to colour code them or arrange them alphabetically.â you breathe out and you feel your soul leave your body
your first night out in weeks and now you have to stay late and arrange dusty old files
âboth.â
âof course, sir.â
âiâll be here to keep you company you can get âshit-facedâ another time.â
youâre pretty sure youâre going to burst into tears when you see jimin and a couple other co-workers seemingly having a bLast at the new club downtown from his snapchat story
you let out a grunt as you get up from your knees
youâve been organising these damn files for like two hours
yoongi was done with his phone call like half an hour ago and then he said he was going to get some food
your stomach grumbles at the thought of food
you h8 your boss with a burning passion
another twenty minutes pass and youâve never been so relieved in your life when you finALLY are finished with the files
it only took like 30 years to dust things off and then colour code them and then re label them and then arrange them alphabetically
âgood job, y/l/nâ you give yourself a pat on the back and then plop down on yoongiâs cushy office chair
wow you feel powerful just sitting here
it only takes a second for you to start spinning the chair in circles because this is literally your only form of entertainment for the night
âif you break my chair itâs coming out of your paycheque.â you stop spinning immediately when yoongi seemingly appears out of nowhere
youâre about to apologise profusely and get up but from the way yoongi tilts his head and offers you the smallest of smirks you know youâre not in trouble
âi wasnât going to break it.â you grumble and youâre about to get off his chair and let him sit but he sits across from you instead
youâre in the bossâ chair and heâs not
how the tables have turned,,,,,,,,
âhere. eat. the only place open at this hour was mcdonaldâs.â
âyou bought dinner for me?â
yoongi plops a paper bag on the desk and your mouth waters when he pulls out a big mac and an order of large fries
âoh gosh, boss. you didnât have to go all out for lil ol meâ yoongi canât help but smile before he shakes his head and pulls out a miLKSHAKE
âa vanilla milkshake? i thought you werenât into sugar.â
âitâs for you. i know how much you love anything that rots your teeth.â
oh
thatâs like
oddly sweet
but also kind of insulting
but still sweet in his own way
âi also bought a couple beers if youâre interested you wonât get shit-faced like you wanted to but youâll get a little buzzed.â he pulls a niNE pack of beers out of the bag and cracks one open for himself
at first the meal is kind of awkward
the two of you are kind of just sitting there in silence eating food and drinking
but yoongi breaks the silence when he sees you dip a french fry into your milkshake
what
the
what the fuk
u so nasty
âthatâs disgusting.â
âdonât knock it til you try it!â when yoongi opens his mouth to give you another snarky comment you shove a milkshake dipped fry into his mouth
he chews thoughtfully and then swallows
âwhat do you think?â
itâs sweet
and itâs salty
at the same time
somehow this disgusting combination works
âitâs⌠itâs okay, but itâs still disgusting.â yoongi mutters and takes a swig of his beer âhere, i canât finish all of these on my own.â he hands you a can of beer and you crack it open
the two of you spend the next hour eating and drinking
halfway through eating your milkshake became yours and yoongiâs milkshake
yoongiâs really enjoying your french fry hack in case that wasnât clear
youâre really enjoying this beer itâs surprisingly good quality coming from the corner store
âiâm serious! i turned all the white sheets pink because of one red sock and jimin didnât talk to me for a whole week because the two of us had to come to work wearing matching pink button-ups.â yoongi throws his head back in laughter and you suppress your own laughter by taking another sip of beer
the alcohol coursing through your veins is making you become a little more talkative than usual
âi have a question for you, bossâ
âshootâ
âwhy do you hate me?â you push your bottom lip out in a pout and yoongi looks up at you in surprise as he wipes his hands off on a napkin
âwhere did you get that idea?â
âbecause you-â hiccup âbecause youâre always so mean to me! like i know i didnât have a great first impression but you knOw iâve already apologised like a triLLion times for what i said and you also know i only say things to be funny but youâRe such a meanie-bobeenie sometimes it makes me wonder what the hell iâm supposed to do to make you-â
ây/n, i donât hate you. iâm just-â yoongi pauses to think âiâm just like that.â
why was he so mean to you all the time? he didnât have a particular reason
maybe itâs like that thing where when kids have crushes on each other theyâre mean to their crush instead of
wa,,,,,,aaaaaait a second,,,,,
yoongi has to admit heâs taken an iNKLing of an interest in you since your first meeting but itâs not serious or anything
like yes youâre attractive and youâre his type but,.,.,.,.,. ya youâre just his secretary itâs not a big deal he doesnât like you like that
right
right???
âitâs, uh, itâs getting late - we should probably head home.â yoongi clears his throat and begins cleaning up the wrappers and napkins and ketchup packets
âthanks for treating me to an extravagant meal tonight, mr min. you really didnât have to.â the two of you step onto the lift and you hit the ground floor level for yourself and the parking lot level for yoongi
âtrust me, i did. i know how upset you were about not getting to go out with mr park and the others⌠and fast food makes everyone feel better. by the way - itâs after-hours. you can call me yoongi - mr min makes me feel like iâve aged 50 years.â he nudges you playfully and youâre like i should get yoongi to drink more beers if he acts like this from it
and then ur like o wait thatâs call alcoholism so maybe not
âtouchĂŠ.â the elevator dings and you look up âthis is me! iâll see you in the morning then, boss.â
before you get off the lift yoongi stops you
âsorry if iâve been, um, a little hard on you since i started working here. youâre responsible and youâre hardworking iâm glad to have you as my secretary, y/n, even if i donât show it sometimes. i promise iâll try to be less of a⌠as you said, a meanie-bobeenie.â
that was,, unexpected
but aw!!!!
thatâs nice of him to say
your lips tug up in a bright smile
âiâll see you in the morning⌠yoongi.âyou step out of the lift and you wave at yoongi as the doors shut
waking up in the morning for work feels a lot better now that you know yoongi doesnât actually hate you
although your slight hangover doesnât feel that great
you keep your sunglasses on when you walk into the office with yoongiâs coffee
and when you knock on his door and enter his office to see him also wearing his sunglasses you canât help but laugh
âyouâre having black coffee today, itâll wake you up.â
âplease tell me i donât have any meetings today because i feel like death.â yoongiâs voice is all low and raspy and in ur head youâre like [h o ly shit thatâs hot]
âi hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you have two. your first one is in ten minutes. and i suggest taking your sunglasses off before you head in there.â
yoongi groans and slams his head down on his desk
the next couple of weeks go by pretty smoothly
aside from like one or two-ish slip ups
ây/n?â
âyes, sir?â youâre about to leave his office after giving him his morning coffee
you were almost late but after you took your heels off in the middle of the street and sprinted back to the office you made it right on time
the downside of getting there on timE is the fact that in your rush you literally forgot to pick up yoongiâs cup of coffee that was SITTING ON THE COUNTER neXT to youRS YOU IDIOT
luckily you picked up a little trick
in case something like this happened, you always bought two cups of the same coffee
like if you spill one cup itâs fine because you still have the other
but in this case you only have one cup
and this is your cup
and it says âcall me sometime :-) -jungkookâ
jungkook is the cute new barista that started working at your starbucks like three weeks ago?? he usually has the morning shift
and yeah youâve been having fun like,,, flirting with him
because heâs an attractive guy
chestnut brown hair
cute round eyes
adorable smile
and heâs very very verY charming
so SUE you if youâre having a good time!!!! (although youâre like low key leading him on so you better cut it out soon)
but it seems that today was the day that jungkook decided heâd finally make a move
because when yoongi turns his coffee cup and points to the note
youâre like âŚ.:) shit :)
âwho is jungkook, and why does he want me to call him?â
ââŚbusiness proposal?â
âand his form of communication is via paper coffee cups?â
âkids are getting super creative nowadays, bossâ
âmm, okay.â yoongi takes a sip of his coffee and lets out a small sigh âyou sure this wasnât your cup?â
ânope. i need at least like five pounds of sugar and creamer in my coffee.â you laugh awkwardly and back up towards to the door âi wouldnât get the same cup of coffee as you in case⌠something happened⌠oH is that my phone ringing pardon me!!â and you slam the door and plop down on your seat and let out a breath
yoongi smiles to himself and shakes his head
but heâs definitely going to need to call this jungkook and tell him to back off
yoongiâs definitely warming up to you
after one of his meetings he passed by your desk and placed a pack of those mini chocolate chip cookies from the vending machine in front of you and you were like gASP a GIFT
âwhatâs this for??â
âfor actually getting to work on time two weeks in a row. keep it up and i might just treat you to a chocolate bar, too.â
one day as youâre coming back from your lunch break you see yoongi at your desk huffing and grumbling to himself
âmr min?â he looks up at you and then looks back down âwhat are you-â
âiâm trying to photocopy this contract but your stupid printer wonât-â he pauses to smack the side of it and you gasp in shock because he just whacked your bABY âwonât work!! i think we need to get you a new one.â he scowls and scratches the top of his head
you roll your eyes before gesturing for him to scoot and then bending down to check out how much damage heâs done (somehow he created a small paper jam)
âitâs my printer and it only responds to my magic touch.â you punch a couple buttons on the thing and it sputters for a second before a fresh photocopy comes out the slit âhere you go, boss!â you hand yoongi the sheet and heâs like i couldâve done it myself ur printer is just weird and youâre like mMMmm
you sit down on your seat and yoongiâs about to head into his office before
âby the way - iâm going on a date tonight, with lisa. can you jot that down in my schedule? the dinner reservation is at 6.â
âdate with lisa at 6â you reply almost immediately and begin typing it out onto his schedule
wait
what
heâs going out on a date?
your heart immediately drops to your stomach
all you typed in was date with lis and youâre getting up and stumbling into his office
you wrap your fingers around the frame of the door and peek in
âboss?â
âmhmâ he doesnât look up at you and you swallow nervously
âwhat,,, what do u mean youâre going out on a dateâ
yoongi looks up at you and is like ?
âitâs pretty self explanatory⌠have you never been on one?â
your cheeks flame up and youâre like âof couRSE iâve been on one i just-â you stop yourself and press your lips together because what exactly are you going to say to yoongi
oH i just thought maybe i had a shot with you because weâve been spending so much time together lately and weâve gotten preTTy close and i think nO i'm pretty sure i have a teensy weensy crush on you sir but enjoy your date!!!!!
you scratch the back of your neck awkwardly and feel your cheeks flame up at the fact that youâŚ. definitely have feelings for ur boss
but he has feelings for someone else
ouch
âi just⌠wanted to remind you that you have a skype conference at 10 tonight. i, um, iâll be working late so if you need help during the conference you know where to find me and stuff. uh, yeah. thatâs it.â
âokay. what time is it?â
you peer down at your watch
â5:20. you should probably get going in the next 20 minutes so you wonât lose your reservationâ
âmm.â
thereâs a moment of silence and you take that as a hint to leave
ây/n, wait.â yoongi lets out a breath and he stops sorting through the papers on his desk
you spin around on your heels and youâre like yes???
âif iâm not back by 9:30 give me a call to remind me about the meeting.â
âyes, sir.â you sigh and shut the door
yoongi frowns once you leave
it'll be fine
he's going to have a great time with lisa
yeah
your chair squeaks under you as you plop down on it and lean back and look up at the ceiling
wow
well
you feel pathetic
what were you thinking?
of course heâs not interested in you
he thinks youâre just a klutzy idiot of a secretary
you thought something had changed between the two of you considering youâd been spending sO much damn time together and honestly speaking you had completely forgotten about lisa
were you really that crazy to think that mAybe there was ~something~ romantic going on between the two of you?
why did you have to be such a hopeless romantic
you definitely need to cut back on the romcom binge-watching sessions with jimin
and now your fukicgn eyes are starting to tear up
great
just gREAT
stop!!!!
no crying at work!!!!!!!!!!! you are a grown woman!! get it together for the love of god
you squeeze your eyes shut and curse to yourself when you feel a hot tear rolling down the side of your face and you use the sleeve of your blouse to dab it away
if yoongi comes out and sees you crying thatâd be humiliating
just cry at home like a normal person
you calm yourself and distract yourself by scrolling through and organising your emails
soon enough yoongiâs door opens and he steps out and woW
he looks so dreamy
he fixed his hair and youâre pretty sure he changed into another shirt because this one has no wrinkles
yoongi adjusts his cufflinks before patting himself down to check for his phone and wallet
and before you can help yourself
âyou look handsome, mr min.â you immediately look away when yoongi turns to look at you and youâre like hMMm let me take a look at this sticky note that only has a smiley face doodled on it
a small smile tugs at yoongiâs lips when he sees your cheeks warm a little
god u r so ADOrable
no
no! he scolds himself and reminds himself that dating someone you work with never ends well
he has to get over this stupid little crush of his and lisa is the perfect distraction
maybe heâll end up really reaLLy liking lisa and then he wonât have to worry about you anymore
yep
thatâs a good plan
âbuy yourself some dinner. iâll see you later.â yoongi tosses a couple crumpled up bills onto the counter and then he gestures to the hallway and then heâs off
you watch wistfully as he makes his way down the hallway
lisaâs one lucky girl
the next couple of hours really give you some alone time to reflect on whatâs happening
letâs see
you like yoongi
a loT more than you thought you did
and he doesnât feel the same way
nothing ever works out for you in the world of ~romance~
even in high school and college
no one was ever interested in u
and when you thought someone was interested they were actually just being nice to you
of course after you graduated things were a little different
you used tinder and ended up losing your virginity to this guy youâd texted for like a month
he came after like two strokes and then kicked you out of his place and thatâs the most romantic thing someoneâs ever done for you
great
youâre going to die alone
you groan and pinch the bridge of your nose in frustration
save the tears for home save the tears for home
youâre rarely at the office alone at night
usually there are other people on the level but tonight itâs just you
you would be creeped out but youâre too busy pitying yourself to be scared of any ghosts or demons potentially haunting the building
you finished work earlier than you thought you would and you were tempted to leave because you have nothing else to do but you told yoongi youâd be here
maybe heâll give you a small raise for being such a loyal secretary
you just finished your dinner (fish tacos and french fries from the food truck across the street) and youâre just aimlessly scrolling through your facebook feed
itâs about 8:15 when you hear the faint ding of the elevator and you perk up
and then you hear yoongi
you recognise the sound of his walk
why did he come back so soon his meeting isnât for like another hour and a bit
you get up from your chair and straighten yourself out and look up as yoongi approaches your desk
âback so soon?? itâs only- oh my goDâ yoongiâs grumbling to himself while dabbing at his shirt that has a huge splatter of wine on it
yikEs
no wonder heâs back
itâs fine youâll get him another shirt and heâll head back to the restaurant
how did he pour sO much wine on himself
âiâll get you another shirt, bossâ
you immediately go into his office and grab a crisp shirt for him from his little closet
you walk out and
oh sweet baby jesus
you squeak and instinctively cover your eyes as your cheeks flush because
yoongi is shirtless
âsorry, i just wanted to get as much of it out as possibleâ yoongiâs not looking at you but thatâs good because now youâre basically gawking at him
he has his shirt on your desk and is rubbing pretty hard at the purple stain
heâs kind of bent over and you can see his bicep flex every time he wipes
and o hl o r d
his back muscles,,,,,,,,,,,
âare you, um, is lisa waiting for you at the restaurant? did you just come back to change?â
yoongi pauses
âshe went home. the date didnât work out. there was no spark. the meeting is more important anywaysâ he grumbles before getting up and looking down at the shirt
âwhat- you donât have to answer this if you donât want to but what⌠happened on the date?â
yoongi sighs as he slips into his shirt and youâre about to apologise because itâs really none of your business but then he speaks up
âi donât wanna get too into it, but the gist of it is that she kinda just wanted me for my money and then when i accused her of that she threw her wine all over meâ he shrugs as if thatâs the most casual thing to happen ever
oh dang
thatâs rough
that sucks!!!! lisa sucks!!!!! what sane person would be perfectly fine taking advantage of someone like that??
(you hated lisa the moment you met her)
âoh⌠iâm sorry, that sucksâ is all you can manage because youâve never been good with comforting people âif it⌠makes you feel any better i think her sandwiches are put together pretty sloppily i mean i could probably make better sandwiches with my feetâ
that gets a laugh out of yoongi and he shakes his head
âyeaH iâm definitely going to take a break from sandwiches for a whileâ
he buttons his shirt up and fixes the collar before he moves past you and into his office
meanwhile you fold up his stained shirt and tuck it into your purse so that you can drop it off at the dry cleaners tomorrow
you figure youâd give yoongi a little alone time
you want to comfort him but you donât know how
so you distract yourself by making a cup of coffee since itâs already pretty late
âyou want a cup of coffee? i made extraâ you poke your head into yoongiâs office and raise your brow when you see heâs not sitting at his desk
âi could use some caffeine.â yoongiâs standing at his closet and is currently trying to tie his tie but his fingers are not cooperating with him and heâs clearly struggling
youâre about to go and get his coffee but then you hear him mumbling about how dumb ties are and you canât help it you need to help him out
âhere, let me,â you click over to yoongi and slip in between him and the mirror before reaching up to fix his tie
he stares down at you as you wrap the blade around the tail of the tie and a fond smile twitches at his lips
thereâs something different about you but he canât point out what it is
your brows are knitted together in intense concentration and
wow youâre cute
âonce aroundâŚâ you mumble to yourself and pause, tilting your head in confusion
that doesnât look right
âoh, wait. twice! twice around, sorryâ you adjust the tie slightly and make sure itâs not so tight so thatâs itâs cutting off his breathing lol
âtwice aroundâŚâ yoongi breathes out and his head lowers a little when you yank on the tie gently to tighten it
your eyes flicker up and your cheeks immediately flush when you realise how close you are to yoongi right now
youâre basically pressed up against the mirror and youâd only have to take like half a step closer and your nose would be touching his
you donât know what it is but you find yourself tugging on his tie and pulling him down so that you can press your lips against his
yoongiâs eyes widen in surprise but his lips are moving on their own accord
and for the first time evER
yoongiâs heart flutters in his chest
heâs never felt this way before
not even with lisa
your lips are so unbelievably soft
yoongi can taste the strawberry chapstick that he sees you apply all the time and he canât help but suck your bottom lip in between his teeth
and when you let out a little moan of his name his hands itch to pull you closer because god daMnâŚ
and then it hits you
youâre kissing yoongi
youâre kissing your boss
youâre not just kissing him you guys are fully making out
RED ALERT
what the hELL R U DOING
you immediately pull away and you are just,,, mortified
just because u havenât gotten laid in like idk 8 months doesnât mean you can go around KISSING anyone you like
get your hormones in check girl!!!!!!
this is not the way to comfort someone!!!!!!!
âoh shit- that wasnât- iâm so sorry, i, uh- i donât know why i did that but-â yoongiâs about to speak up to calm you down and tell you itâs okay but then the skype ringtone echoes from his desk and the two of you are reminded that he has a very important conference call âokay, iâll be out there, um, have fun??â you bolt out of the room and shut the door behind you and uGHHHH
for about forty minutes youâre just stewing in your own humiliation as yoongi takes his call
meanwhile yoongi can barely focus on what heâs talking about because all he can think about are your lips and how sweet you taste
you realise youâve spent the last ten minutes just staring at a blank word document because all you can think about it WHY DID I DO THAT
you hear yoongi saying goodbye to whoever heâs talking to and you slap your face gently a couple times to snap out of it
maybe you can just act casual about it
haha yeah bro we just kissed but itâs fine itâs totally normal i kiss jimiN all the time
okay thatâs not a very good approach to the situation
you donât get a chance to come up with another brilliant solution because yoongiâs office door opens and he steps out before switching the lights off and tucking his phone and wallet into his back pocket
âcâmon, iâll drive you homeâ
wha,,,, you donât think you can survive a car ride home with yoongi because youâre still mortified about what happened
and heâs not bringing it up either so maybe he just wants to forget about it too
âoh, no, itâs alright! i can take the bus homeâ
âitâs a little past midnight itâs not safe. donât be stubborn.â
âiâm not being stubborn! seriously, itâs fineâ you wave him off before pointing to your laptop âi have some work to do anywayâ
yoongi bends down to look at your screen and raises an eyebrow
âthis is an empty word document.â he stands back up and looks down at you before nodding his head over to the hallway âpack up your stuff thatâs an order.â he switches your desk lamp off for you before heâs walking towards the elevators and well you donât have a choice now so
you shove everything into your bag and grab your cardigan off the back of your chair before quickly jogging over to the lift
the two of you step in and youâre standing so close that your arms are pressed together
but neither of you seem to be moving away
interesting
the two of you stare up at the little screen showing the descending floor numbers
âiâm perfectly capable of taking myself homeâ
âiâm awareâ
âso iâll just take the bus then?â
ânopeâ
âmr min â
âyoongi. itâs after hours. you can call me yoongi, y/n.â
((his name is cute to you for some reason))
âyoOngi. i donât want to inconvenience you, sir. my place is like a twenty-minute drive away and your penthouse is like five minutes â
âitâs not an inconvenience. come.â you figure thereâs no use trying to argue with yoongi
he pretty much always gets his way no matter what
maybe thatâs why heâs so rich
you trail behind him and he unlocks his car (itâs a sleek black range rover!!!!!!!!!) and he gets into the driverâs seat while you slip into the passenger seat
âare you sure about this, yoongi? i feel bad because youâve already had a bad night like donât feel obligated to drive me home because i helped you tie your-â
âiâm literally not even listening to you right nowâ the engine purrs to life and yoongi pulls out of his spot
he has his sleeves rolled up and his tie is loosened and his hair is kind of messy probably from him running his hand through it (a nervous habit youâve noticed he has)
âŚ..god he looks sexy
itâs also pretty late and his voice has gotten slightly raspy and is like an octave lower
your mind wanders and you find yourself wondering what heâd sound like while
omg get urself together
youâre tempted to just not say anything for the entire duration of the ride and just let the radio do the talking but
ââŚso you really donât know how to tie your own tie?â yoongi smiles at your question as he keeps his eyes on the road
âitâs too much effort, tying a tie. thatâs why most of mine are those clip-on onesâ he admits and your mouth drops because LoL you have this professional ceo who terrifies everyone and he uses lil clip-on ties like a little boy
âclip-on ties??? omG thatâs so adorable youâre so cuteâ you blurt out as you laugh at him and yoongi glances over at you for a second before he shakes his head and laughs along
the rest of the ride to your place consists of you sharing funny stories and yoongi mostly listening and focusing on driving but he laughs a lot and you feel good because you think youâre making him feel better about the she who shall not be named situation
((lisa doesnât deserve him anyways))
lisa is the last thing on yoongiâs mind because of you
:-))
he never really liked those sandwiches anywho
you feel kinda sad when he rolls up to the front of your building because you guys were having such a nice time
like youâve literally never been so casual with yoongi before
you like spending time with him
âŚyou like him.
that was probably pretty obvious considering you kissed him
he hasnât brought it up,,,,,, which is kind of concerning but
knowing yoongi heâs acting professional about it
âthanks for the ride, yoongs.â the nickname slips out accidentally and you look up to make sure heâs not like disgUSted with the new nickname youâve given him
âcâmon, iâll walk you to the doorâ
he gets out of the car before you can protest
you hop out and shut the door behind you and he locks the car
âthanks for everything, by the way. i enjoyed your company tonight.â yoongi murmurs and in the dim streetlights you can see his cheeks go a little pink
âi know. iâm amazing company, what can i say?â you joke and yoongi rolls his eyes because of coUrse you would say something like that âi hope i made you feel a little better.â
âyou didâ the two of you stop in front of the entrance and you turn to face each other
âgood! thatâs good. well,,,,goodnight, bossâ youâre about to zip right into the building but youâre stopped by yoongi tugging on your wrist causing you to spin around and all of a sudden you feel yoongi press the ~softest~ kiss to your cheek
aaAHHHHHHHHHHHH
âgoodnight, y/n.â yoongi smiles kindly at you and you beam at him with pink cheeks before you nod and go inside
you can feel his gaze on you as you wait for the lift and youâre bouncing on your toes for some reason
you feel super jittery and you want to scream so loudly but itâs like 2am lol
the next morning you have a pep in your step and jiminâs like omg slow down i know youâre happy about the whole yoongi thing but i have short legs!!!!!!
your arm is linked with his and youâre basically dragging him down the street so you slow down and youâre like sorry iâm just,,,,, really happy,,,,,
jimin lets you get away with it because he knows you havenât gotten some romantic action in a while
and suddenly your happiness is replaced by nervousness the moment you see yoongi
jimin yelps when you duck behind the corner and yank him with you
you listen for the âdingâ and you peek out from behind the corner to make sure the elevator doors have closed
âwhat was that????â
âiâŚ.,.,, i donât know!!!â you snap and walk over to the lifts and push the up button quickly
âi thought you and yoongi had a greAT time yesterday so whyâd you basically piss yourself when â
âi donâT KNOW STOP YELLING AT MEâ
jimin takes that as a hint to stop and the elevator ride up is silent
youâre so flustered you forget to blow jimin an air kiss and heâs like okay now i look like boo boo the fOOL blowing a kiss to nobody
you plop down on your chair and put your purse under your desk and let out a breath
okay
whatever that panic attack was
it canât happen again
how are you supposed to act around yoongi now??
you kissed him
he kissed your cheek
you guys had a great time
should you act more casual around him???
maybe you should ask him if he wants to go out for lunch
or is that too much too soon
oh god
âgood morning, miss y/l/n.â you jump when yoongi walks past you and into his office
âgood- hi, good morning boss!!!â you say a little too enthusiastically and you clear your throat
you stand up and clutch your iPad to your chest and waddle into his office
you curse to yourself and lean down to adjust your heels
âyou surprisingly donât have any meetings today but you do have to look over the rewritten company policies after that- um, incident that happened on the 45th floor and the financial precinctâ
âokay. whatâs for lunch today?â
âwhatâs for-â oh no you werenât prepared for this whatâS THE PLAN Y/N WHATâS THE PLAN âlunch is⌠with me. youâre having lunch with me.â is what you blurt out and you press your lips together when yoongi looks up from his phone and gives you thisâŚ. look Â
âunless you⌠unless you want a⌠sandwich or something i â
âwhere are we eating lunch?â
oh okay he wants to eat lunch with you thatâs a good sign
âiâll get some takeout for us? thereâs a really good sushi place a couple blocks â
âokay. you can use my card. i like the spicy tuna rolls with those crunchy bits sprinkled on top.â
âokay! okay okay thatâs- yes, those ones are nice. how does lunch at 12:30 sound?â
âmm.â yoongi scribbles something on a post-it note and you take that as a hint to get the heck out
you shut the door behind you
okay
so is yesterday just going to be an unspoken thing
fine
you can do that
whatever
keeping it casual
you can keep it casual
youâre as cool as a cucumber
youâre as cool as the sunglasses guy emoji
B-)
coolcoolcoolcoolcool
jimin pouts a little when you tell him youâre not joining him for lunch but when you say you have a lil sushi date with yoongi heâs likeâŚâŚ. hmmmmmmm okay iâll get over it :-))))))))
the sushi place is a couple blocks away
and to get there you have to pass by the sandwich place which isnât a big deal
and when you get there youâre about to just keep walking because who cares about sandwiches anymore but
well you canât help yourself
:-)
you walk in and lisa looks surprised to see you
âlisa.â you smile at her and then look down at the display case
ây/n! i, um, hi. hey. what can i get for you?â she scratches the back of her neck and canât seem to keep eye contact with you
in fact she seems to be a little scared
now you know how yoongi feels
being powerfulâŚâŚ makes you feel niCe
âiâm in the mood for⌠a nice, hot cup of tea.â lisa nods quickly and punches a couple buttons on the cash register
âenglish breakfast or green?â
âenglish breakfast, please.â you hum and rummage through your purse for your wallet and hand her a couple of coins and then you go over and wait for it on the side
but youâre not just here to get a cup of tea
oh nonoOonononono
ây/n, hereâs your tea!â lisa chirps happily and hands you your cup of tea with a smile
âthank you,â you take a tiny sip and then purse your lips and lisaâs like !!! whatâs wrong??
âoof, i hate to do this.â you sigh and shake your head âbut could you add a little more cream and a sprinkle of go fuck yourself?â
âsure iâll just-wait w-what?â lisa looks up at you with wide eyes and you stare blankly at her
ââŚa little more cream and sugar?â
you hand her your cup and she nods quickly and adds in a splash of cream and even stirs it for you the polite little thing
âh-here you go, y/nâ
âthanks lisa.â you begin walking away but you turn back to look over your shoulder âhave a wonderful, gold-digging day!â
lisa grows pale
you dump the tea into the bin the moment you leave the sandwich place and head straight for the sushi place
you give yourself a high five for avenging yoongi in your own twisted way
âiâm bAck and iâm ready to eaTâ you shut the door behind you as you enter yoongiâs office and frown when you see him typing an obviously angry email
now the past y/n wouldâve immediately excused herself and then leave the room but for some reason you feel like,,,, youâre the one holding the power
maybe youâre still on a high from your encounter with lisa
so instead of being like oH iâll just come back in a sec you stroll over and shut yoongiâs laptop and then hand him a pair of chopsticks
âi was in the middle of something.â his eyebrows knit together and heâs about to open up his laptop but you use the chopsticks to gently whack his hand and he flinches
âiâm awareâ you wave the chopsticks in front of yoongi and he sighs and takes it âbut the only thing you had today was half a cup of coffee. so weâre going to eat and then maYbe iâll let you get back to workâ
you take a seat and proceed to take the takeaway containers out of the flimsy plastic bag and yoongiâs just sitting there like since when did you become so,,,,, bold
âa spicy tuna roll with the crunchy tempura bits on top for you and a dragon roll for meEEâ yoongi perks up when you pop open the lid of your styrofoam box
damn
your roll looks rly good
he looks down at his own spicy tuna roll
sure he likes spicy tuna but heâs not in the mood for raw fish today
hm
âwhatâs in your roll?â yoongi raises an eyebrow when he sees that youâve already shoved a roll into your mouth
the way your cheeks are filled resembles a chipmunk and he waits patiently for you to chew and swallow
ânice to see that youâve got the eating abilities of a three-year-old toddlerâ
you roll your eyes and ignore his comment
âitâs tempura shrimp and cucumber on the inside and then avocado on top with a drizzle of spicy mayo i thinkâ you pick up a sliver of ginger and pop it into your mouth and chew thoughtfully
meanwhile yoongi takes half a bite of one of his rolls and decides heâs over it
itâs good but itâs not tempura shrimp and cucumber with avocado on top and a drizzle of spicy mayo
âyou forgot to shut the door.â yoongi uses his chopsticks to point over your shoulder and you immediately turn around and get up
didnât you shut the door when you came in??
once your back is turned yoongi reaches over and snags one of your rolls before shoving it into his mouth
holy shit
this is SO GOOD
when you walk over the door⌠is closed
âthe door wasnât openâ you walk back over and take a seat
yoongi swallows his bite and shrugs âsorry, my bad.â
okay he was originally just going to eat one and be done with it but he wants another one
âis that your phone ringing outside?â yoongi stops eating and leans forward a little bit as if listening to something
you turn back again and look at the door and try to hear for your ringtone
âi donât hear anythingâ
âyou donât??â yoongi grabs another roll from your box and shoves it into his mouth
âdo you think iâm going deaf or something because i seriously canât hear a thingâ you turn back just in time to see yoongi shoving one of yOUR rolls into his mouth
âdid you just-â yoongi wipes a dot of mayo off from the corner of his mouth and then swallows
you look down at your roll and count in your head
you only ate 1
but 3 of them are missing
omg
you look up at yoongi slowly and he takes a sip of water
ââŚyOU!!! you THIEF!!!! thatâs not fair now you have to give me two of yours so weâre evenâ you reach over with your chopsticks and gawk at yoongi when he blocks your chopsticks with his own
âyou donât have any proofâ
âi saw you with my own eyes yoONGIâ
next thing you know the two of you are fighting with your chopsticks and using them like swords
itâs when a droplet of soy sauce almost stains yoongiâs dress shirt that he stops whacking his chopsticks with yours and holds a hand out to stop you
âtell you what-â he leans forward as if negotiating some sort of business deal âyou give me your dragon roll.â and then he doesnât say anything else
ââŚand???â
âthatâs it. you just give me your dragon roll.â the playful glint in yoongiâs eyes tells you heâs just kidding but you canât help but scowl at him anyways
âyouâre a lousy negotiator how the hellâd you become a ceo??â you end up sacrificing your dragon roll and yoongi gives you his spicy tuna roll which honestly is also pretty good
at the end itâs worth it to see yoongi humming happily as he chews thoughtfully
heâs so cute uWu
yoongi, to put it bluntly
is completely and utterly fuckedÂ
he like
kind of wants to bring up what happened between you two
but he also doesnât know how
because heâs never been in thiS kind of situation before
so the kiss is kind of just a thing thatâs been hanging in the air but the two of you act like nothing happened
uGh
all this relationship drama makes him feel like heâs in high school again
he just!!!!!!! wants to do something!!!!!!!! but he doesnât know what to do!!!!!!!!
so when yoongi gets an email about the yearly company gala
a lightbulb appears above his head
ây/n i need you in my officeâ yoongi walks past your desk and into his office and you quickly spoon the rest of your rice into your mouth before wiping your mouth with the back of your hand and going in
âwhatâs up? um, i mean- what can i help you with?â you clear your throat and lick over your teeth in case thereâs any food stuck in between your teeth
yoongi sits down and leans back against his chair while keeping his eyes on you
âyouâre coming with me to the gala tomorrow nightâ
oh what
you squint your eyes slightly and wait for him to be like lolz just kidding get back to work
but he never does that
youâve never been to a company gala before
your old boss had a wife so itâs not like he had to ask you to accompany him
âyou- me? you want me to come with you to the â
âweâll leave after work tomorrow, so make sure you bring something nice to change into.â yoongiâs flipping through some papers on his desk and he reaches up to lick his finger before swiping to the next page
âsir, you donât think itâs a little bit-â your phone rings outside and you turn to look at the door before looking back at yoongi â-itâs a little bit weird for you to be showing up with your secreta-â
âgo and pick up the phone. might be an important call.â
okay well
apparently youâre going to a gala now
tomorrow comes a lot sooner than you thought it would because the next thing you know work is over and youâre changing in the disabled washroom with jimin as your lovely assistant
âcâmon, suck it inâ jimin grits his teeth as he tugs at the zipper of your dress âi told you to go for that blue oneâ
itâs a little black dress
off the shoulder
sweetheart neckline
it ends a little above your knees
âbut iâve never worn this dress before and i wanted to take it out for a spin!!â you wiggle your hips to try and help jimin and he lets out a breath of relief when he finally gets the zipper to zip up in one smooth movement
now you know why youâve never worn this dress before
itâs so damn tiGHt
well honestly itâs not that bad but itâs just,, tighter than things you usually wear
at least your boobs look perkier
âif you bend down, this thing is going to bust openâ jimin snorts and bends down to help you into your heels and he scowls when you put your hand on top of his head to keep yourself from toppling over
âhow does it look?â
âit looks good, you look sexyâ and sure youâre just friends with jimin but that comment gets your cheeks to flush a little bit and you canât help but bite back with a âkeep it in your pants, parkâ and he raises his hands in defence
âalright, you go and enjoy yourself at a fancy ball while i go home and pig out in front of the TVâ jimin sighs dramatically and you laugh but give him a quick kiss on the cheek before leaving the washroom
you keep your eyes down as you click past the cubicles because you can feel everyone just staring at you and you hear jimin go like âi know her ass looks good but keep talking about her like that and iâll knock u outâ in the distance
you knock on the door to yoongiâs office and let yourself in and
wOOF
you see yoongi wear suits everyday but for some reason tonight he looks ten times more expensive
his hair is styled to perfection
his lips look extra pouty and when he licks over his bottom lip and moistens it you audibly swallow
there isnât even one wrinkle on his shirt
not only does he look sexy he also smELLS sexy
the entire room just smells like yoongi
heâs on the phone and is scribbling something down so he doesnât notice you yet
âyes, i hope to hear from you soon.â he has his phone sandwiched in between his shoulder and his ear as he adjusts his cufflinks and woW you are totally heart eyes emoji right now âtake care.â he hangs up and gets up from his seat while looking for his keys âready to go?â
âyep! letâs get a move on because i donât know how long my feet are going to last in these heelsâ
yoongiâs hand stops searching and his eyes flicker to your heels and then his eyes slowly trail up your legs and the rest of your body
holy
shâŚit
âyou clean up nicelyâ is all he can say because words cannot describe,,, how sexy you look to him right now
okay calm down yoongi find ur keys donât gawk at ur secretary
he finds his keys and tucks them into his back pocket but then heâs like oH hold on before i forget come here
and he rummages through his bag and pulls out a velvet box from fuckign cartier
âthis is for you. for tonight.â he opens it and your eyes nearly pop out of their sockets at the sight of this gorgeous diamond necklace and you donât even get a chance to protest before yoongiâs taking it out and moving behind you to help you clasp it on
you reach up and pinch the diamond charm between your fingers and then you turn to look at him over your shoulder and youâre like yoongi i canât just accept a diamond necklace from u
âfine iâll take it out of your paychequeâ
âyOONgIâ
âiâm kidding iâm kidding câmon letâs goâ
the car ride there consists of you humming and bopping along to whatever song is playing on the radio
yoongi calls you out on not knowing the lyrics and youâre like u know whAt i could just leave you at this gala thing and go home
âthen iâll fire youâ
âyouâre meanâ
âiâve been called worse.â
âby who??â
âby yoUâ
lolz
when you guys get to the gala
all you can say is woW because WOW
youâre parked across the street from this huGe mansion that literally looks like the white house
âa bug is going to fly into your mouth if you keep gawking like thatâ yoongi places a hand on the small of your back and walks you across the street and you feel all tingLy
âare you kidding me yoongi do you sEE this place itâs HUGEâ
âthere are like 1000 people here of course itâs hugeâ
welp
that just adds to your anxiety
you clutch your purse tightly when you see some very veRy fancy looking people walk past you and into the building
you really donât belong here
and it seems like yoongi can read your mind
âdonât worry, y/n. iâll be glued to your side all night.â
âand why is that?â
âso i can make sure you donât accidentally knock something expensive over.â the two of you make your way up the stairs and your feet are already beginning to throb from your stilettos
âyou know what iâm not thAt clumsyâ right as you finish saying that you stumble a little over your heels and yoongiâs grip around your waist immediately tightens
ââŚyou were saying?â
you clear your throat and grab his arm and drag him into the building
this isâŚ. this interior looks like it was ripped straight out of some kind of fairytale
huge glass chandeliers
marble columns
waiters and waitresses evErywhere
their uniforms look more expensive than your entire existence
and then you spot it
the f o o d table
âoh my god i see tiny baby sandwichesâ you gasp and immediately head for the sandwiches and but yoongi grabs your wrist and tugs you backwards âwhAt are you doing iâm so hungry iâm going to eat like 100 of those let me gO- â
âmr min! itâs so nice to see you!â you shut up immediately when the two of you are approached by an older looking couple and you put on your polite smile
âmr lee. itâs nice to see you again.â yoongi gives him a firm handshake and then turns to his wife âmrs lee- looking lovely, as per usual.â
âstill charming, i see!â and youâre tempted to be like lol yooNgi??? charming??? wheRE
âand whoâs this lovely lady?â the man smiles at you and youâre like whoops time to introduce myself
âoh, iâm y/n! iâm mr minâs secreta-â
âdate. sheâs my date.â yoongi wraps an arm around your waist and draws you in nice and close and youâre like ! ? ! ?
y/n.exe has stopped working
okay okay coolcoolcool keep it casual nice and casual
anyways you shake the guy's hand and you shake his wifeâs hand too and offer her a smile
âgorgeous necklace! who gave it to you?â
well
time to keep it casual
âyoongi did!â you pat his chest gently âhe knows i have expensive taste even though iâm only worth like 50 cents and a pack of instant ramen.â everyone laughs and yoongi laughs along too but heâs not really focused because heâs just so,,, entranced by you
youâre so unbelievably charming and witty
and god you look good tonight
you look like a million bucks even though you told him you got your dress for 70% off the original price
âcould you excuse us for a second? i need some alcohol in my system otherwise i donât know if iâll be able to survive tonight.â you excuse yourself and yoongi from the couple and link your arm with his and now heâs like ! ? ! ?
âbuddy system, yoongi. you canât lose me in this crowd otherwise youâll have to find a new secretary.â
âi donât see the problem with that.â he earns a slap on the arm for that comment and he canât help but smile at the way you scowl at him
you hand yoongi a flute of champagne and pick one up for yourself and the two of you clink glasses before taking a sip
ahHhHHHH
this shit tastes frickin expensive
itâs like liquid gold
youâd drink the whole bottle if alcohol poisoning wasnât a thing
âyou should take me to more of these thingsâ you hum and take another sip before wiping off a bit of your lip gloss staining the rim of the glass
âand why is that?â
ânot only am i greAt at charming people i also happen to really really like champagneâ you tsk and yoongi laughs lightly
âcharming people? ah, yes. as proven by what you said when we first met.âÂ
âokay but if you werenâT min yoongi and you were some other person you totally wouldâve thought what i said was charmingâ
âtouchĂŠ.â
the two of you spend the next half an hour just talking to each other
youâre having such a good time
yoongiâs a great person to talk to and with every passing minute you find your fondness of him growing and growing
you
are
so
whiPPEd
and with alcohol running through your veins you feel,,, a tad more confident
the buzz makes you feel giDDY
so you reach over and fix a strand of yoongiâs hair âi didnât know this was a date, by the way.â
yoongiâs not surprised that youâre touchy when youâre tipsy
âwhat are you talking about?â
âi thought i was here as your secretary!!!!â
âyouâve never been on a date before and iâm a good samaritan who loves giving to charitiesâ
âwha- iâVE BEEN on a dATE BEFore!!!â you scowl and yoongi rolls his eyes playfully âokay well it was more like a hangout with a bunch of friends but i really liked the guy and i think he liked me back and you know what he sat next to me when we were watching a movie so-â
âyou donât have to come up with a crazy story to try and convince me that youâve gone on a date - this is your first date, and itâs with me.â he shrugs and downs the rest of his champagne âi have to go and talk to someone, will you be alright alone?â
âwhy canât i come with you?â you whine and lean against yoongi a little and youâre a little too tipsy to notice his cheeks flare up
âbecause theyâre all going to look at you like a piece of meat and iâd rather that didnât happen.â you look over your shoulder and see a round table with a bunch of older men
your heart feels a lil fuzzy at the realisation that yoongi is,,, being very very protective of u
hm
yoongi hands you another flute of champagne and sets your empty glass down âyouâll be fine in the VIP section just enjoy the drinks and donâT move from this spotâ
âbut i donât wanna stand here-â
âiâll only be like 10 minutes, you whiney baby. here-â when you open your mouth to speak he pops an olive puff into your mouth and then pats your cheek and slips past you
you want to pout but itâs hard doing that when thereâs foOd in your mouth so you just watch yoongi as he walks away
of course he turns back to glance at you and gives you a warning look that says if you move from ur spot iâll shank you
you hate being alone at parties and now youâre alone at this fancy gala
so you resort to your usual solution
scrolling through your phone while standing by the food and drinks
about five minutes pass and youâre already getting bored of the tetris game youâre playing
and then you hear two voices belonging to two girls and theyâre standing a little distance behind you
âyou think she fucked mr min so she could come here? i bet i couldâve fucked him better.â
oh
oh hELL no
you would nEVER do something like that to get a job youâve always believed in earning a position through hard work and determination
you want to turn your head and look at the two girls and confront them but you also want to hear what else they have to say
âoh, definitely. what a slut! fucked her way to the goddamn top. thatâs how this business works when youâre desperate, i guess.â
youâre clutching your flute of champagne so tightly that your knuckles are starting to get white and youâre surprised the glass hasnât cracked from the pressure
you can feel your entire face burning up with humiliation and you try to calm yourself by taking a sip of champagne but even good ol bubbly canât help you
god
this was a mistake
you should have turned down yoongi
âthe point is that she doesnât belong here. especially in the VIP section with us??â
theyâre right!!!! u donât belong here!!!!!!! you are noWhere as rich and successful as these people,,,, youâre tempted to just ditch yoongi and go home
âthat dress was a choice. this isnât a strip club, honey.â
âgod, look at her necklace. thereâs no way a fucking secretary could afford that shit. how many times did she suck him off for him to give it to her?â the blonde snorts to herself - and raises an eyebrow in your direction
the introduction of a third voice makes you perk up
because that voice belongs to yoongi
he stands in front of them with his hands clasped behind his back
âzero times, actually. i suggest keeping your assumptions - which are all wrong, by the way - to yourselves.â yoongi smiles and tilts his head and the two of them go pale and exchange glances before looking down at the ground
itâs almost eery how calm and composed he is when he goes âmiss cho, miss pak -  i can destroy your pathetic little cupcake company with one phone call. have a good night, ladies.â
he walks over to you and youâre like >:-) when you see the security guards guiding the two girls out
âthanks for doing thatâ
âi donât know what youâre talking aboutâ yoongi downs the rest of his drink and sets it down on the table before taking your champagne and putting it down as well
âyou didnât have to be so mean about it, thoughâ
âi still donât know what youâre talking about.â he pauses âand yes, i did have to be mean about it. i never really enjoyed these gatherings, anyway. letâs get some ice cream.â
âdonât you still have business to tend to?â you gesture back to the table of men
yoongi shrugs âtheyâll call me if they need anythingâ
you nod slowly and look around one last time âi thought you didnât like sweet things thoughâ
yoongi is very tempted to say even tho he doesnât like sweet things he certainly likes you but
the cheesiness of it all makes his entire soul criNGE
âi can make an exceptionâ
he google maps if there are any ice cream places near the event and luckily thereâs one about a six-minute walk away
and so the two of you begin the mini trek
you should have brought your cardigan with you
you underestimated how breezy it gets late at night
yoongi obviously notices this and proceeds to take his suit jacket off before wrapping it around you
you turn and give yoongi a smile even though heâs looking straight ahead
âdonât look at me like thatâ
âlike what?â you hum and link your arm with his and yoongi freezes for a millisecond at the contact
he grumbles something under his breath and you donât bother asking him to repeat it
âsorry for forcing you to go to this dumb thing with meâ
âitâs okay, i had fun! plus youâre treating me to an ice cream in four minutes time so that makes everything worth itâ
a comfortable silence falls between the two of you
and itâs just the sound of your heels clicking against the pavement mixed in with the occasional car driving by
goD his suit jacket smells like him and itâs making you feel all woozy
when you get to the cute ice cream parlour yoongi opens the door for you like a true gentleman would and when you give him a little curtsey in thanks he canât help but roll his eyes playfully while the tiniest of smiles tugs at the corners of his mouth
youâre adorable
and if itâs even possible you become even more adorable at the sight of the large selection of flavours of ice cream there is
âoH MY god red velvet cake ice cream??â your nose is practically pressed up against the glass and your eyes are big and sparkly
there are only like one or two other people in the parlour at this hour and yoongiâs glad because that gives the two of you at least a lil bit of privacy
he looks around a little and turns his attention back to the ice creams
âCINNAMON BUN FLAVOURED- you shouldnât have taken me here boss the sun is going to come up before i make a decisionâ you shake your head and tsk and yoongi laughs at that âwhat flavour are you thinking of getting?â
âi was just going to get the low-fat low sugar vanilla frozen yogurt.â
âoh bOO câmon live a little grandpaâ you snort and shuffle a little to scan over the other flavours
âitâs not my fault-â yoongi pauses and squints his eyes â-apple pie ice cream sounds like the nastiest thing in the worldâ
âhow about you go and get us some seats and iâll choose your flavourâ
âbut-â
âif you donât like it then iâll let you get your low-fat low-sugar low-fun stupid vanilla frozen yogurtâ you negotiate and yoongiâs like okay finE i guess
heâs about to reach into his wallet but you stop him and youâre like nope itâs mY treat go and find us a booth
of course before he goes and finds the two of you a seat he makes sure to slip the cashier a couple of bills and is like iâm covering for whatever she picks out
yoongi decides to go with a lil booth in the back
just for a little more ~privacy~
and now that he has a moment to himself
oh my god what the fucK is happening to him
he doesnât do ice cream??
he doesnât do arm linking??
giving his jacket to someone because theyâre cold??? not his thing!!!! he ALWAYS puts himself first!!!!!!
but most importantly
he doesnât do the whole
romAnce thing
like after the whole fiasco with lisa he was like lol iâm not going to put myself through thaT again and then you came along and RUINED everything by kissing him and making his heart go boom boom because heâs finally realising that youâre just so terribly sweet and nice and kind to him even tho heâs a grade A asshole most of the time
he literally canât get you off his mind
he thinks of you before he goes to bed ( ;-) )
he thinks of you when he wakes up
and then he sees you most hours of the day and youâre always there with a bright smile and youâre like good morning boss! and he wants to EXPLODE because gosh darn it!!!! you are so cute!!!!!!
and now heâs having a crisis because right now in this stupid ice cream parlour at 1 in the morning he is realising that he 110% has feelings for you and wants to kiss the heck out of you
âi told you it was mY treat!!!!â yoongi snaps himself out of it when you slide into the booth to sit next to him and usually yoongi would be like um,,,,, why are you sitting next to me it makes sense for u to sit across from me u idiot
heâll.,,,,,⌠he can make an exception for u
ahem
you slide his cup over to him and yoongi blinks down at it
thisâŚ. multicoloured monstrosity with tiny baby marshmallows and sprinkles and chocolate syrup on top
âwhat flavour is this?? diabetes??â yoongi frowns and twists the cup around a couple times to look at it from all angles
âhaha, very funnyâ you stick a spoonful of your ice cream into your mouth (u went with blueberry cheesecake flavoured ice cream) âitâs birthday cake flavoured! itâs wild but itâs not toO wildâ
âyou call this not too wild??â yoongi takes a small scoop âi can tell u right now iâm not going to like this because birthday cake is a cake it doesnât belong in an ice creamâ he puts it into his mouth
and you watch him as he processes the many flavours swirling around in his mouth
o shit
dis shit is gud
âwell?â
ââŚehâ he shrugs âitâs passableâ
you reach out to take his cup âi can always eat it for you and get you your froyo if you â yoongi slaps your hand away from his cup and glares at you
and in your head youâre like lolz i toLd you so
âyou wanna try some of mine?â you offer him a spoonful and yoongi takes it almost immediately
âi like mine betterâ he shrugs and holds a spoonful up for you âtry some.â
as youâre leaning in to take the spoon into your mouth yoongiâs pulling the spoon farther and farther away from you and he feels his heart go boom boom again when you pout and go yOOooOngi pls
you hum when he finally feeds you the spoonful and you donât even realise your hand is on his thigh and youâre practically pressed up against him
thereâs a moment of silence where the two of you kind of just stare at each other
youâre about to pull away when suddenly
a cartoon exclamation mark appears at the top of your head when yoongi leans in and presses his lips against yours
you want to whine when he pulls away like a second later but you compose yourself quickly
âyou had some ice cream thereâ yoongi clears his throat and focuses his attention back on his ice cream
youâre tempted to smother ice cream all over your face if it means yoongi will kiss you again
yoongiâs eyes widen in surprise when you lean in and plant a kiss on his cheek
âyouâre cute, you know that?â you murmur and yoongi grumbles that heâS not cute but his cheeks heat up anyway
the point is
you two are now realising
that you like each other
: )))
[screams into the void]
the car ride home is spent letting the radio fill the silence
your tummies are filled with ice cream
both your hearts feel warm and fuzzy (although thatâs probably from the insane amount of sugar you guys consumed earlier)
yoongi parks in front of your driveway and is like câmon iâll walk u over
you kind of want to invite him in?? to talk about things?? like if he kissed u that must mean he likes you back but what if heâs only doing it because he still hung up over lisa and blah bLah
but for some reason u canât find the courage because what if itâs true,,, that heâs only using you to get over lisaâŚ. and youâre really enjoying this little bubble that the both of you are floating in right nowâŚ..
âi, uh, iâm just going to come out and say itâ the two of you are standing by the entrance
you nod slowly and wait for him to continue
oh god
here it comes
heâs going to tell u heâs not looking for anything serious and then youâre going to have to deal with your romantic feelings for him for the rest of your life
âi had a lot of fun tonight, and i⌠i think i like you.â
you donât even realise youâre holding your breath but all you can say is
âyou like me or you like-like me????â
okay heâs going to ignore that question
yoongi literally feels like heâs in high school again heâs far too mature for this shit
âi liked you the day we met in the elevator and you unknowingly told me how much of an asshole i am, i liked you when you whined about getting my shitty sandwiches for me, i liked you when you made fun of me for not knowing how to tie my own tie the point is i like you and i like-like you. donât⌠donât make a big deal out of this i donât have a lot of experience with confessions like this but i just need to know if you like me back or notâ
yoongi feels his body beginning to cave in on itself when you stare at him like :0
he canât even look you straight in the eye heâs just staring at the space behind you
âthis is the part where you kiss me, yoongiâ
he looks at you and he swallows thickly when you take a small step forward
usually heâs the one in power but right now you definitely hold the power over him
and then it happens
he leans down in one swift movement and presses his lips against yours
this is your third kiss with yoongi and itâs your seCOnd one with him toNIGHT
at first itâs a relatively innocent kiss
nice and slow
romantic
makes your heart flutter
but of course
the two of you know exactly where this is going
you feel your tummy doing summersaults when he grabs your hips and pulls you in closer
you wrap your arms around his neck loosely and grin when you feel his tongue prodding at your bottom lip and yoongi groans in his throat when you tangle your fingers in his hair and give him a little tug
âyou wanna come in for some coffee or something?â you smooth down his collar and he presses a kiss to your mouth smartly
ââŚone cream one sugar?â you giggle and pull him in and the two of you stumble to the elevator
yoongiâs hands are aLL over you the moment you unlock your front door
your purse and your keys end up on the floor somewhere because youâre too preoccupied making out with yoongi while he presses you up against the wall
âiâve wanted to rip this dress off of you the moment i saw you in itâ your back arches so that he can unzip the back of your dress while heâs planting kisses to your neck and your shoulders
he lets out a throaty groan when he sees the lingerie youâve got on underneath
you felt like tonight was an appropriate night to go full bougie so you treated yourself to some ~lingerie~
thank god you did
you gasp when you feel yoongi tug at your panties and you hear a couple threads snap so you slap his hand away
âyoongi!!! this wasnât cheap!â
âiâll buy you a new pair, fuck, iâll buy you ten new pairsâ yoongi groans against your neck and pushes his crotch into yours and you automatically forgive him
meanwhile youâre blindly unbuttoning his shirt
articles of clothing are tossed on the floor leading a trail to your bedroom
âyou gonna be a good girl for me?â the bed bounces underneath your weight as yoongi gently pushes you onto the mattress
and goD he looks like sin standing above you and loosening his tie while looking down at you with dark eyes and swollen lips
âyes, daddyâ
oh,,,,,,,, o oh my god
he wants to wreck you
ânaughty little thingâ he purrs then leans down to kiss you while slotting himself in between your legs
and the moan you let out when he rolls his hips against yours is something heâd want to listen to for the rest of his life it was possible
and then heâs leaving a trail of wet kisses down your neck and your chest and your stomach until his head is in between your legs
the coffee can definitely wait
; )
when he wakes up the next morning heâs surprised to see your chin propped up on his chest and you have the brightest smile on your face
âyou like-like meâ
yoongi groans and smacks you with a pillow to shut you up but he can still hear your muffled you like likE Me biTCH
the two of you get to work an hour late because yoongi decided he wanted to strip you out of your pencil skirt the second you changed into it
and everyoneâs kind of like ?? whatâŚâŚ the..,.,.,.,fuuuuuu when the elevator doors open and they all catch a glimpse of you adjusting yoongiâs tie and yoongi leaning down to give you a kiss
youâre not sure if yoongi wants the entire office knowing about the two of you so you move to the side to let him walk out first but he grabs you and wraps an arm around your waist and walks the two of you out
and youâre like okay i guess this is a thing now
âgood⌠morning, bossâŚ.â
âmorning, sirâŚ!â
yoongi pauses and turns back
âgood morning, everyone. i hope youâll all work hard today.â
and then he pushes you gently and the two of you continue walking down the hallway together
oh shit
yoongi just
yoongi just said good morning back
and now everyoneâs even more confused because literally whose mans is this
you push his hand back up to your hip when you feel it sliding down a little and you retaliate by pinching his bicep
yoongi smiles and pinches your hip
you turn and look over your shoulder and it looks like the entire office is staring at the two of you like theyâre just crowded around the beginning of the hallway
and jiminâs in the front like THATâS. MY. BEST. FRIEND. YâALL. and he blows a silent air kiss to you and you blow one right back
wow
you love life
min yoongi and y/n y/l/n
b i g  d i c k  e n e r g y
yoongi joins you on one of your morning coffee runs because you spent the night at his place so he was like i might as well get coffee with u instead of u walking over here twenty minutes after we get to work
and ah
thIS is jungkook
hm
handsome guy
he can see the appeal
âmorning, kookâ jungkook perks up when he sees you
you turned jungkook down one morning when he plucked up the courage to ask you if you wanted to grab dinner and see a movie sometime
he was heartbroken for like one minute but when you said goodbye and gave him a tiny kiss on the cheek and told him if yoongi was out of the picture u definitely wouldâve ended up with him and he was like :-)))))
the two of you are good friends and he gives you discounts sometimes
âmorning, y/n! iâm guessing youâre here for the usuaâŚâŚlâŚ..â and then his eyes very slowly,,, trail over to yoongi whoâs standing next to you
he can feel his fiery gaze through his sunglasses
âyep!â
âthrow in a cake pop. kook.â yoongi coughs and gestures to the cake pops in the display case
jungkook almost shits himself at how intimidating yoongi is
ây-yessir. right on it⌠sir.â
after you pay for everything and go over to wait you turn to yoongi and youâre like stop staring at jungkook youâre scaring him
and yoongiâs just like >:-) on the inside because he loves scaring people
when jungkook hands the coffee over to you his grip around the cups are so tight youâre surprised the lids havenât popped off them
âthanks kookieâ you take the paper bag from him and shove your elbow into yoongiâs side because jungkook isnât staring at you heâs basically staring at the counter
âyeah. thanks, kookie.â yoongi offers a smirk and jungkookâs just in a state of [E N DM YS U F F E R I N G]
you give jungkook an extra large tip to make up for yoongiâs presence
even though you and yoongi are officially together that doesnât mean you can slack off during work
and you learn this the hard way
sometimes you and jimin are too lazy to text each other so you end up calling him
he moved to a bigger cubicle thanks to you and itâs in a more ~secluded~ area because you know he works best in privacy
âoh my god jimin the other night he fucked me so hard he nearly broke my bed like i woke up this morning and i found a crack in the headboard but honestly i donât even care because he made me cum like three times and i am so sorry but mr minâs schedule is booked up for the next week iâm afraid i canât slot you in until next month! yes, goodbye!â you clear your throat and hang up and look up at yoongi who is currently looking down at you with a very amused smile on his face
ââŚhi bossâ your voice cracks and you clear your throat quickly
âmiss y/l/n. who was that?â
âoh,,, just some⌠guy⌠calling about a meeting⌠did youâŚ. need anything?â
yoongi shrugs and shakes his head âiâll be in my officeâ
but of course
because heâs yoongi
he canât help himself and he stops before going into his office
âi made you cum four times. if youâre going to gossip at least get the details right. tell jimin to get back to work. and iâm still waiting for the revised copy of the contract that you said youâd type up an hour ago.â
maybe u and jimin should go back to texting
âi have parts of it revised but i-â
âgot distracted?â yoongiâs eyes flicker towards the phone âdonât let it happen again.â
âbuT jimin was the one who-â
âdonât blame other people for your own crippling procrastination.â your cheeks burn up and you let out a huff because yoongiâs turned into an asshole boss again
âpizza at my place tonight? weâll leave at 5.â yoongi swoops down and steals a kiss from you and youâre like hoW do you go from asshole boss yoongi to boyfriend yoongi so quickly âyouâre sleeping over again, by the way.â
you cup his cheeks and keep him awkwardly bent over so you can give him another soft kiss and he hums
âyou owe me a new headboard, misterâ you boop his nose and he swats your hands away before standing up and adjusting his tie âthe main reason why iâm sleeping over is because iâm scared that if i lie down on my bed itâll snap in halfâ
âyou know, you could always just move into my place, baby. i want the contract in the next ten minutes or youâre working overtime.â yoongi leaves you with that comment and goD HEâS SUCH A..,.,.,., heâS SUCH a yOONGI
even before you and yoongi got together he always stressed the importance of not disrupting any of his meetings
there are a couple exceptions like that time he told you âyou hAve to tell me when mr kim callsâ and when you did you got in trouble for it (he apologised about that and admitted - he only did it because he liked watching you get all riled up)
yoongi cut your lunch break short because he wanted you to re organize your desk (which was something that you were going to get to aFter lunch) so yA you were feeling a little salty because you were really enjoying your noodles
and yoongiâs in the middle of a meeting right now but you just came up with another exception
:-)
yoongiâs leaning back against his chair and keeping his eyes trained on the gentlemen currently talking about the stock market and recent increases and decreases
thank god he has resting bitch face all the time otherwise itâd be obvious that yoongi was boRed out of his fuckign mind
his phone buzzes on the table and the guy falters for a second but continues to speak when yoongi waves his hand
hm
interesting
itâs a text from you that just says : )
but something thatâs more interesting
thereâs a picture attached to the text
itâs probably just a meme you found off your Facebook feed
he should text you and tell you to get back to work
plus the guy isnât even paying attention to yoongi heâs too busy explaining his pie charts
so yoongi technically isnât being thAt rude
he unlocks his phone and opens the message app and
oh god
fuck
definitely not a meme
itâs a picture of u with your top unbuttoned exposing a sexy little bralette that definitely is not appropriate work wear
he didnât see you put that on this morning whEn did youyou mustâve changed during work no wonder you took longer than usual to come back with his coffee
yoongi swallows thickly and lowers the brightness on his screen but looks back up at the presentation
heâs looking at pie charts but all he can think about is how badly he wants you over his desk
youâre slightly concerned when you see that yoongiâs left your message on read
uhHHhhHH
maybe this was a bad idea
maybe you pushed it too far this time
you were probably going to get in a lot of trouble
youâre chewing on your nails nervously but youâre like noPe iâm not going to overthink it and you set your phone down
it feels like a million years have passed when the meeting finally ends
you peek out from behind your desk when you hear yoongi walking down the hallway
and you feel a twinge of disappointment and humiliation when he walks past you and straight into his office
and then
it happens
âmiss y/l/n. iâd like to see you in my office for a second.â and he has thAt look in his eye so you know youâre in a different kind of trouble
>:-)
instead of complying ur like oOf you know what iâm kind of in the middle of something iâm sorting out your-
âthat was very clearly an order and not a questionâ and he disappears into the office and youâre just having the time of your LIFE
yoongi ends up fucking you on his desk with your skirt bunched up to your hips and your shirt completely unbuttoned so he can see this barely there bralette for himself
and youâre pretty sure he has a thing for your heels because he makes you keep them on
he has his hands pressed flat on the desk next to your head while your legs wrap themselves around his waist
ânaughty baby, sending me a picture like that in the middle of a meetingâŚâ yoongi growls and pushes your legs down and you let out a mewl at the pure pleasure coursing through your veins âsay youâre sorry and i might let you cumâ
âiâm- oh, god - i-iâm not sorry, thoughâ even when youâre getting fuCked out of your mind youâre cocky and yoongi wants to fuck that smirk off your face
he delivers a particularly hard thrust that hits you right there and makes your back arch and your eyes roll to the back of your head
âiâm sorry - what was that? didnât hear you, princessâ and then heâs hitting that spot over and over and over and ovEr again and youâre gripping onto the edge of the table so hard youâre worried youâre going to snap a chunk off
âyoOngaaH! iâm s- iâm sorry iâmsorryiâmsorryplease iâm s so sorryâ yoongi lets his head drop and he bites down on your shoulder as you claw down his back over his shirt
âgood girl.â
this is like a 200 pound mahogany desk but heâs fucking you with such fervour that it begins to tremble underneath the two of you
after your mind blowing orgasm the last thing you expect is for him to turn you around and bend you over so your chest is pressed against the desk
yoongi bends down over you and you shiver when you feel his mouth against your ear
âyouâre not getting away that easilyâ you whimper and the next thing you know yoongi is shoving his tie into your mouth to shut you up because he knoWs how loud you get when youâre overstimulated
he doesnât bother teasing and pushes himself all the way in and lets his head drop to your back and just lets out this gutteral grOan
when you leave his office youâre all flushed and your shirt is wrinkled and buttoned wrong but yoongi isnât any better
his hair is a mess and his shirt is mostly unbuttoned revealing the milky expanse of his chest thatâs littered with splotches of your lipstick
he wraps an arm around your waist and pulls you in to plant a kiss on your cheek and then pats your bum and tells you to get back to work
one time you were going down on him and you freeze when you hear someone knock on the door so he makes you hide under his desk
it's jimin and he's like u..uh hey boss have u seen y/n?? i have to ask her to file this document for me but i haven't seen her anywhere
yoongi jolts when he feels you take him into your mouth again and he tangles his fingers in your hair when you start bobbing your head slowly
âsorry jimin, haven't seen her. come back in like... 20 minutes."
and jiminâs like okay yes sir and he shuts the door
after itâs all over jimin sEES YOU leaving yoongiâs office and heâs like oh y/n i was just looking for-
wait
but
but yoongi said he didnât see you and
you were in his office and
your lipstick is smudg,,,,ed,,,,âŚ.., your hair.,,.,.., is kind of tousled,,, more tousled than usualâŚ..
you and jimin are kind of having a stare off and youâre waiting for it to happen
and five seconds later it hits him
when he opens his mouth you slap a hand over it and youâre like iâll buY YOUR LUNCH FOR THE NEXT WEEK just donâT SAY ANYTHING
jiminâs like no i donât give a shit about you going down on him at work what iâM freaked out about is the fact that he seemed so calm and composed while you were sucking him off
min yoongi is a man of many talents and one of them is being able to hold a poker face for eternity
you unfortunately are not as talented at keeping it cool as your boyfriend
which is something he both loves and hates about you
tonight yoongiâs working late again which means that you have to stay late too
you donât hAve to but,,,, you like to keep yoongi company and also being completely alone while heâs working forces you to actually do your damn job
âwho are you calling?â yoongi steps out of his office and tugs his tie loose before rolling up his sleeves
âmr jungâs secretary- if heâs ever going to pick up the damn phone. iâm trying to reschedule your meeting with mr jung because it overlaps with your meeting with mr kim this coming thursday.â you donât even look at yoongi when you speak and scribble something down on a post it note before sticking it on your wall calendar
âwhich mr kim?â
âtheâŚâ you pause to think âthe one with the hairâ you gesture to the top of your head
ââŚthey both have hairâ
âi know i know iâm saying this one is the one with the blonde- hi! hi, iâm miss y/l/n, secretary of mr min yoongi. iâm so sorry for calling so late into the night but i just needed toâŚâ
he loves watching you work so hard
his little busy bee
yoongi grabs the arm of your chair and swivels you around so youâre facing him and you give him a look that says what do u want iâm busy
your eyes almost pop out of their sockets when yoongi drops to his knees and settles in between your legs
âof course, i can wait for a minute-â the second the secretary puts you on hold you put a hand over the receiver (just in case he can still hear you) âyoongi, no!!â
âyoongi, yes.â your body automatically listens to him as he taps the side of your thigh for you to sit up a little so he can push your skirt up
âiâm on the phone, yoongi. you canât do this right now just give me like three minutesâ you hiss but your legs naturally spread for him and he just smirks up at you and is like mmmmm your body is telling me otherwise
you reach over and push the speaker button and then hang up the phone and thank god the secretary still has you on hold because you are using a range of very colourful words to scold your boyfriend
âiâve called mr jungâs office before- his secretary puts you on hold for like ten minutes youâll be fineâ you donât know how he does it but the next thing you know your panties are gone and your boss/boyfriendâs head is buried in between your legs
âoh goD yoongi please donât stopâ you whimper
his fingers dig into the meat of your thigh so he can keep your legs spread because you keep twiTCHINg
âhello?â you want to scream when the holding music turns off and the secretary comes back on
âyoongi stoP you have to stopâ you gasp and arch your back against the chair and yoongiâs hand snakes up to push against your tummy
âpick up the phone and do your jobâ yoongi presses a kiss on your inner thigh before giving you a small nip and you thank the lords above heâs going to let you take this call first
yoongi leans back a little and fixes his hair
âhi, yes, helloâ youâre a little breathless as you unmute yourself and you clear the throat
âiâm having a little trouble with the scheduling here. mr jung can only do thursday next week, otherwise iâll have to pencil you in for next month.â
âhe canât do friday or anything?â
you give yoongi a warning look when he begins pressing a trail of warm kisses from the inside of your knee to your inner thigh
âi donât think so.â
âwhen does his- oHâ you nearly bite your tongue off when yoongi suddenly attaches his mouth to your clit and your fingers immediately tangle themselves in his hair
âsorry, what was that? didnât catch you.â
âhis- whendoeshislastmeetingonthursdayend??â
âuh.. hold on, let me check hereâŚâ
you bite down on the inside of your cheek and your head flops back against your chair as you focus on the ceiling and try your hardest not to moan
yoongi canât help but smirk when the smallest of whimpers slips past your lips
itâs when hE lets out a low moan against you that you gasp loudly and your toes curl in your heels
âhis last meeting ends at 6:30 that day how about mr min?â
âfive forty fiVEâ yoongi throws one of your legs over his shoulder and oh my goD you want to die this feels amazing and you canât make any sounds and your body is currently telling you that hEY iâM ABOUT TO HAVE AN ORGASM
so that puts you in a panic because thereâs no way youâre going to cum and have a normal conversation with a stranger so âyou know what give me five minutes to reorganise mr minâs schedule and iâll call you right backâ
you hang up the call and the next thing you know youâre seeing stars and yoongiâs name keeps slipping past your lips in the form of whimpers and moans and yoongi is just soaking it aLL up
âthat was a close call, no?â yoongi looks up at you from in between your legs and wipes his mouth with the back of his hand
âi hate you.â
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