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vaxolang · 3 months
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“Holy cow”
acrylic painting on canvas
size 40 x 30 cm
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goldlightsaber · 10 months
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what if kendall is worse than logan? logan blamed himself for bringing the polio to his baby sister. kendall literally went in for the fucking kill on roman, on the day of their dad's funeral, when roman was literally in pieces, with no remorse. what if he's not like him. but worse
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generalb · 2 years
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Based on that one post
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propertyofjameswilson · 4 months
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pretty gorgeous beautiful
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beardedmrbean · 2 months
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wackquacks · 6 months
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the worms demand tommy art
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nyctibius · 1 year
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Ben Ten
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catfindr · 7 months
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clickerflight · 1 month
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Esial
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Decided it was about time I drew this guy. This is the moment Kyle showed up to get Esial out of the shed. I am super proud of this drawing!
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I do commissions
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i-write-things · 8 months
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Truth or Dare with Yan!Chrollo
Playing truth or dare with Yan! Chrollo seems so childish on the outside because I mean, come on, it's a game we'd all play at recess in our childhood.
But it's no game when it's with chrollo. Because on one hand, it can be a great way to get answers and get him to do (most of) what you want, if you can convince him to play. On the other hand, it can be so, so dangerous.
Because while Chrollo knows you are probably playing this game just to get answers or get him to do something, he knows he has an equal advantage. But considering he's, well....Chrollo, He'll somehow have the upper hand.
If you haven't already succumbed to Stockholm Syndrome, it can be both exciting and difficult. I mean, really difficult. "Alright then, I'll play along. Truth, or dare?" He asks, finally setting down his book and deciding that at least it's one way to get your attention. And if he requests something difficult enough, perhaps you'll quit asking him. And if you don't quit, well, it will just confirm his theory that you really want something.
If you pick truth, well, he expected that. It's the safest option, to be fair. But don't be fooled. It's still not safe at all. "What's one thing that you do like that I do when I show you affection? Oh, and don't even consider lying, your body language will give you away." Something like that, anyway. and the questions will only get worse.
If you pick dare? Wow, you're feeling a bit more adventurous, aren't you? Your practically begging for it, he thinks. "Come here, sit on my lap." It'd start off small, but it would build to something worse than any truth he asked you.
If you HAVE succumbed to Stockholm Syndrome already, however, things will be more pleasant because he knows he doesn't have to force affection out of you. And if he's sure you love him enough, he might even be less suspecting of you trying to take advantage of him. But he'll still have that voice in his head telling him you are, especially if you only just started returning his affection.
Dares won't always have to be so...intimate. They can be, if he is especially in that mood and he thinks you are, too. But sometimes, they're just nice. Like, "Come here, my dear. This whole game would be much nicer if I can hold you the entire time, hm?" At this point, he probably only asks for truths. You might as well just not call it truth or dare, and rather "Cuddling with Chrollo while you ask each other questions". The only person who would be requesting dares when you're in his arms is you, because he wants to chill now that you're with him. He'd probably ask for sweet gestures, like a kiss on the cheek or something simple.
Truths can range from him asking you deep thinking questions, things about philosophy, your moral ground, what you'd do in certain situations, and on occasions, just whatever he's curious about you to know.
"What's something you've never told me before?"
"Hmm...Sometimes, when I say I need I hug, I don't really. Sometimes I only say this because I think you need a hug.
...Chrollo?"
If you answered something super sweet and affectionate like that, he'd take a moment to just....let that sink in, before hugging you tightly nuzzling your neck or kissing you. "You're so sweet, my dear."
He really thought it was super sweet. His dead heart was already beating when he was holding you, or just in your presence, but after that? He may seem calm on the exterior, but inside his heart erupted into fireworks. He might consider doing something sweet for you back, like getting you something he knows you'd enjoy.
He'd, of course, fill out his dares to the best of his ability and answer his truths 100% honestly, but don't be too surprised when you come to face with loopholes. This is Chrollo, what did you expect? Even if you're affectionate back, expect at least some loopholes. Though, it's a lot less and a lot less severe than if you didn't return the affection.
Just do yourself a favor, and just...try to love him back. It'll make things much easier for the both of you. Maybe your pride won't let you (or the fact he's a mass murderer), but seriously, it'd just be a lot easier. So give it a try. Besides, it might not be all that bad?
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shortformblog · 9 months
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In case you were wondering what I do when I write a long-form freelance piece, here you go. Took me three months to tie together all the threads. I hope y’all like it.
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caramelmacchiato07 · 4 months
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THIS. this made me laugh too hard when i read it.
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blu-ish · 2 months
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CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP SHITTING HOLY MCWAFFLE SAUCE
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tinamybeloved · 11 months
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THANK YOU DREAM
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undead-knick-knack · 1 year
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Holy Cow
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yukayjei · 2 years
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THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED
2010:
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(Original art by Curly_Artist on DeviantArt)
AUGUST 3, 2022:
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I'm LOSING IT. I remember laughing my head off at that meme years ago. Never in my wildest dreams would I have believed this to be possible. Apollo's uncanny gift of prophecy strikes again.
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