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itspkuwu · 9 hours

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the amazing digital circus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> helluva boss

bite me

#the amazing digital circus #>#bite me #anti helluva boss #im in a mischievous mood #bubble is the baby #glitch for the win #glitch productions #anti vivziepop #im not sorry

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itspkuwu · 4 days

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No jokes. Not today

#ed edd n eddy #cartoon network #I’m never watching cable ever again #i’m dead serious #teen titans go fuck yourself #If it was the original that surpassed eene I wouldn’t be that upset #but no #the garbage won #and i hate it #2024 makes it 11 years so now it’s official #:(#eene double d #cry #crying #sad #i’m sad

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itspkuwu · 7 days

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Happy 4/20 🍃

#420 #april 2024 #april 20th #weedlife #smoke weed everyday #mlg #smoke a joint #gif #best holiday ever #lol

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itspkuwu · 14 days

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The Leemon Theory

Okay, I think you all deserve a proper explanation for the things I keep saying about Lee Kanker. Now, don’t get me wrong, she is a horrible person. Not even just a bully, she’s a straight up sexual assaulting creep. But…what if there’s more to her that others aren’t seeing? Things people just tend to brush off. Well, I’ve seen these moments and I think it all adds up to something. (even if it’s not what was intended for the show) Lee Kanker is a demon. A cruel, manipulating, heartless demon who takes the up most pleasure in making other people, including her sisters, suffer her wrath. This might sound like stretch, but I have evidence that support my theory. So I’ll go through them one at a time and try to prove my point to you all.

Point 1: Lee has three eyes.

This is probably the first thing people would point to when hearing the words “Lee Kanker” and “demon” in the same sentence. And rightfully so. Plenty of demon like creatures in media are portrayed with a third eye. And this third eye is often a symbol of knowledge or knowing more than others do. Along with having some sort of magic or power. Or in a more proper term, “The locus of occult power and wisdom”. For those who don’t know, “occult” is another word for “supernatural”. And with what I’m getting at, this definitely fits in with that sort of thing. Also, the reason I think her third eye is only shown once is because a supernatural being can be portrayed with the ability to retract body parts. There’s been times where her hair has been lifted up and we’ve only seen one or two eyes. My favorite example of this is when Double D accidentally dropped the book about egg hatchery on Lee’s foot.

Notice how Lee doesn’t instantly react with that shrill of a scream. She hesitated. Now, I’m not gonna say she’s immune to physical harm, because she isn’t. This is just one example of that. But since it DID hurt, she knew that her shocking reaction would cause her hair to spring up and reveal her third eye. So she used this brief hesitation to quickly retract said third eye before letting the pain sink in.

And even when she’s under no threat of being hurt, there are times where she’s still very protective over her hair. For example:

”Don’t touch my hair, squirt!” “Does my hair look okay?” Cleary she’s determined to keep it a secret. Big Picture Show was that one rare time she slipped up. And there are times where I believe she actually USES that power and wisdom. Here’s the one that really sticks out:

When Lee notices Eddy’s sweat, she knows exactly what is going on. Not just the fact that he’s nervous, but the ENTIRE plan. She realizes it’s reverse psychology when non of the Eds even brought it up in front of them. And just look at what happens when she places her hands on top of Marie and May’s heads. She gives them both a little tug upwards, and they smirk evilly. It’s like Lee is sending her knew found discovery into her sisters’ minds through her demonic spirituality. Without uttering a single word, Marie and May now know what’s going on as well. Just when it all seemed to be going well, when it looked like the Eds were going to win, when Lee finally had a taste of her own terrifying medicine. She turns it around and sends that command to her sisters to take action.

Point 2: The Lipstick

Notice how when Nazz kisses Double D and Eddy on the cheek, they aren’t at all frighten or grossed out?

(I know out of context Eddy looks scared but he’s actually just confused)

Well compare that to how them and Ed react to the Kankers’ kisses

Notice the specific appearance of their lipstick. That bright shade of red. How wet and glossy it looks. How HUGE it makes their lips.

Even when it’s a different color like pink:

It’s still pretty big and significant compared to Nazz’s lips.

I believe that this has something to do with Lee’s demonic powers. She’s most likely responsible for the creation of these god awful dispensers of hellish torment. And look at how it stains the Eds poor faces:

And it’s not even just the lipstick.

The perfume they use sends an aroma that causes everyone to react with disgust.

The “wedding decorations” look way too uncanny and out of the norm. And the crayons and bugs shown in their box:

Lee refers to them as “weapons” and tells May to chose. Weapons. Like, seriously? Also, just look at what they do to Ed here:

What am I looking at. What in the actual hell am I even looking at right now. This isn’t even a joke. It’s honestly disgusting. And notice what each girl is doing? May is doing the kissing, Marie is pulling the rope, and Lee is just… watching. Watching it all unfold. And we saw that Marie was recording this with a movie camera before:

She could’ve kept recording and Lee could’ve been pulling the rope, but no. Lee peers down like a hawk and watches her victims suffer. While getting her “minions” to do the work. Truly evil. Heck, she probably even planned for May to become upset after that horrible makeover she received. And knew that this would be the only way to cheer her up. This wasn’t improv. She planned for Ed to receive this. And even after the smooching is finished, the affects are still present.

As the Eds are running away from that Kankers after Eddy was brutally kissed. He can be heard screaming “HELP ME!” at the top of his lungs. Even though he’s already done receiving the torment. They’re not even chasing after them. And yet Eddy is still cleary in pain. Do the kisses… burn…? Do they sting? Does it suck on their faces like a leech? Just how powerful is Lee with her creations?

Point 3: She’s way too cruel. Sometimes, the way Lee and her sisters torment the Eds isn’t even the slightest bit “romantic”. And doesn’t even involve kissing. The best example of this is in Over Your Ed:

Allow me to remind you that there was absolutely NO KISSING to be found here. The Kankers literally bust in, embarrass and frighten Ed, sabotage his performance, and ruin the whole plan. THIS WASN’T EVEN A SCAM. Nobody was getting hurt, nothing was getting damaged. All Eddy and Double D were trying to do was give Ed a better reputation. And all the cul de sac kids were enjoying it, even Sarah was happy to see her brother in this way! Sure, they had pay a quarter, but none of them had a problem with that. They were willing to pay. But no. We can’t have good things. The day is ruined. This was just straight up bullying. Nothing about this screamed “It’s our boyfriends!” It was all just for complete and utter degradation.

And look at this:

After May tells Lee and Marie to quit fighting, Marie goes up to hug her. But Lee? Absolutely not. There’s plenty of moments where Marie and May seem to act like actual sisters. Sure, they fight, because of course they do. They’re sisters. But Lee always seems to finish it and get them to stop instantly. And not in a nice way. She just uses more violence or tells them to shut up. She might call them “family”, but she doesn’t love her sisters. And she doesn’t deserve them.

Final Point 4: Apocalyptic destruction. The entirety of Run For Your Ed takes up this whole part of the theory.

I don’t even need to say anything. Just look at this crap. The concrete road has turned into a canyon. The houses are caved in and destroyed. Cars are flipped over. There’s smoke, implying that fires were started. There are somehow geysers of water. And most interestingly of them all, the sky. It starts off pink with red clouds, but as the Kankers hissy fit goes on and on, the sky turns dark red and the clouds become black. All of this over a stupid ship in a bottle. And this was all Lee’s idea mind you. Marie and May wanted to call the cops. They wanted to do the logical thing for when your home gets robbed. But Lee stands over them, with this devilish, evil, heartless glare. And says that they’re gonna do this “Kanker style”.

Well obviously it’s not Kanker style if two out of the three Kankers wanted to go about this in a completely different direction. This was Lee style.

And one more thing I wanna point out before I wrap this up: In Jingle Jingle Jangle. Her and her sisters are literally mocking the story of the three kings bringing gifts to baby Jesus, and in a comedy show, that doesn’t sound too far off for a demon to do at all. (I’d show a picture but I’ve already used up all 30)

Final thoughts. Even if none of this is true, even if I’m just spouting a bunch of nonsense, there’s one thing that I know is true: Lee Kanker, you are a sick, disgusting, sad excuse of a sister and an unbelievably horrible creature. The torment and pain you inflict on others is unforgivable. And I cannot believe that you have the audacity to refer to Nazz as a “hussy” at the school dance after everything you’ve put the Eds through. Anything and everything bad that happened to you in the show isn’t even close to what you deserve. And if you truly are a heartless demon as I’ve stated, then I’m not at all surprised. And I’m willing to bet that the middle school bullies that Antonucci based you off of are saints compared to you. So take your lipstick, your lust, and your forever misguided sisters, and go choke and die on holy water you TRAILER TRASH TRAMP.

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itspkuwu · 16 days

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I’ve been seeing pictures of EEnE characters as humanized animals. And I thought… what kind of critters would I turn them into? So here’s what I have:

Ed: Chicken. The reason for this should be obvious. Ed is a chicken lover. And I’m sure if he had to chose, he’d wanna be a chicken too. Double D: Ferret. Not only do I think it would fit with his color scheme, but ferrets are surprising clever creatures, like Double D.

Eddy: Pig. Eddy’s skin is literally pink. And aren’t pigs often associated with money? He even shape-shifted into a piggy bank that one time!

Sarah: Baby Chick. Since Ed and Sarah are siblings, it’s only right for Sarah to be a younger lil chicken. I can imagine her temper tantrums being referred to as “chicken fits”.

Jimmy: Bunny. Mr Yum Yum is already a bunny, so it’s fitting. And I saw @shriggisick draw Jimmy as one and thought it was adorable.

Jonny: Chameleon. I knew Jonny had to be a weird creature, and whenever he plays “Captain Melonhead” his whole body can camouflage into the outside of a watermelon!

Nazz: Butterfly. Not only are butterflies beautiful like her, but Nazz used to be chubby. Butterflies used to be caterpillars. Caterpillars are chubby. I rest my case.

Rolf: Goat. Pretty everyone who does this draws Rolf as a goat. And yeah, I agree. It fits. Rolf is just as tough as a goat too.

Kevin: Dog. Specifically a pit bull. I was thinking real hard about this one for a bit, then thought of a dog. I knew I had to think of a breed that liked to be mean. And I found pit bulls are very aggressive after doing research.

Lee: Cat. People think that cats are cruel, soulless creatures. Which I don’t think is true. But in THIS case? Oh yeah. Cat Lee is a menace.

Marie: Bat. A blue colored bat seems really cool in retrospect. And I knew it had to be an “edgier“ animal. By the way, I. Love. Bats. And Marie is probably my favorite Kanker, so I couldn’t resist.

May: Rat. Not a sneaky rat at all, but a very ditzy one. And her nasally voice would go well with a snout.

Did ya notice that each Kankers’ animal rhymes? I thought about making them all the same animal since they’re sisters, but then I remembered… they’re HALF sisters. So them being different species doesn’t seem like a stretch.

And finally, Eddy’s bro: Hog. A hog is pretty much just a tougher pig. Enough said.

Should I draw these? Lemme know!

#ed edd n eddy #cartoon network #eene ed #eene double d #eene eddy #eene jimmy #eene nazz #eene rolf #eene sarah #jonny 2x4 #marie kanker #may kanker #humanized animals #anthropomorphic #animals #au #au idea #should i draw this

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itspkuwu · 17 days

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Since it’s been shown that Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup can survive lava, acid, etc, I like to think that all these knock off puffs are still alive. And with professor Dick now defeated and dead, they’re all just kinda chillin in that abandoned factory with nothing better to do. Plus, they really don’t deserve to die. They just existed to be sold.

And unlike Bunny, they actually WERE made with sugar, spice, and everything nice. So they wouldn’t explode from being unstable.

#powerpuff girls 1998 #cartoon network #ppg knock it off #knock off puffs #powerpuff girls #ppg headcanons #Cartoon Network #headcanons #one off characters #they don’t deserve to die and I honestly think they didn’t #they’re designs are amazing #creepy but cute #the “not this one” buttercup was melted down for chemical x so that one actually IS dead.#rip

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itspkuwu · 19 days

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Another reason I ship Edt3 is because when I see full on romantic art of just Eddy and Double D… it feels wrong to me. I feel upset that Ed is left out. Plus, getting rid of one of the Ed boys just ruins the whole purpose of this show. They’re called Ed, Edd n Eddy for a reason. One without the other two and two without the other one breaks the dynamic and breaks it hard. It’s not just that they have to be together, they NEED each other. That’s the genius of it. No matter what happens, the bond remains unbreakable. They don’t even have to act gay, they just unintentionally seem like it.

#ed edd n eddy #cartoon network #edt3 #ship headcanons #ship post #short rant #my opinion #opinion based #eene ed #eene double d #eene eddy #poly eds #poly ship #polyamory #don’t leave Ed out 🥺#pweese?#polyamourous

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itspkuwu · 20 days

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Continuing my liking of PPG X EEnE

Buttercup likes dodgeball but is afraid of spiders. Meanwhile Double D is horrified of dodgeball but he enjoys being around spiders.

Friends helping each other face their fears :)

#ed edd n eddy #powerpuff girls 1998 #cartoon network #crossover #facing fears #dodgeball #spiders #also yes that is mildred #ppg buttercup #eene double d #my artwork #crossover fanart #they’re friends :3 #ppg x eene

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itspkuwu · 21 days

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YOOOOOOO I JUST THOUGHT OF AN AMAZING IDEA

I always like to think that Ed Edd n Eddy and The Powerpuff Girls would be good friends. But The Kankers and The Rowdyruff Boys would be a nightmare. Thanks to HIM, The RRB get bigger and stronger by getting kissed. And what are the Kankers main gimmick? Dreaded kisses. The cooties of doom I’d say.

But then at the end of the day The RRB aren’t loyal to anybody, and they just end up sicking the Kankers when they’re still huge. But mainly Lee cause ya’ll know how much I hate Lee

And The PPG along with the Eds have a blast embarrassing them back to their normal size.

Someone please drawing this.

#ed edd n eddy #powerpuff girls 1998 #cartoon network #the rowdyruff boys #marie kanker #may kanker #ppg blossom #ppg bubbles #ppg buttercup #eene ed #eene double d #eene eddy #crossover #drawing ideas

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itspkuwu · 21 days

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This is so amazing! the fact that I headcanon Ed as gay makes this extremely funny if ya know ya know

Hopefully Rolf’s fear of wolves doesn’t exist in the AU, otherwise Eddy is cool, and he’s cute :3

Raccoon Double D is adorable!!! So are Nazz, Jimmy, Sarah, Jonny, and May!

That goat Rolf is amazing I wanna hug him

Skunk Marie is very pretty

oh and uh Kevin and Lee look good too I guess ok well Kevin actually does look good but I will NEVER complement Lee

Nice art!

Frick you *turns all your characters into beasts*

I can't believe THIS is my first of my EEnE art that I'm posting... oh well. I'm pretty proud of it! I simply wanted to draw all the kids as what animals I think they would be!

This originally started as me wanting to draw Rolf as a goat dude, but then it sorta got out of control... like my EEnE art concepts usually do, lol. I was gonna make all the Kanker sisters cats, but I wanted more variety in the animal species! And also had the urge to draw Marie as a skunk... I made Ed and Sarah both bears because Sarah as a bear cub is both fitting and super cute! I'm super happy with how these came out!! I tried my best to make every design different yet similar to their human forms, and I think I did a pretty good job.