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k-chips · 1 year
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Happy 7 years of canon Hardenshipping!
Can’t believe 7 years ago they formalized gay people
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jupiterstyx · 8 days
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Leo: How did the first person know to accept a raven?
Leo: If a bird was flying at me I'd be like, what the FU– *Punches air*
Leo: but then he'd be like, "no I have a message for you."
Leo: I'd be like, "yeah right BIRD!"
Donnie: *wheezing*
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misaothewitch · 1 year
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Bradley 'I'm so sorry" Bradshaw and Jake "Fuck you, Dickwad" Seresin
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0lympian-c0uncil · 11 months
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Hera,*to Zeus, who’s about to get married to Metis*: Today, two families are becoming one. Hades,*in an ominous voice*: Two families enter, one family leaves. Hestia: That sounds so threatening… Poseidon: The Wedding Games… Demeter: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor. Zeus: Beautiful. Hera: Fuck all of you!
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gallawitchxx · 1 year
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they’re husbands, your honor
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xxmoonch1ldxx · 4 months
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They're so dumb and funny, I love them
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natsurit · 1 year
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A bit old but still love this one
Dating vs Married Couple
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deadmothsketches · 1 year
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He's got a whole ass power point presentation for this. He can and will go on for hours. Lol
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fox-marauder · 1 year
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Sirius: i'd die for you.
Remus: i'd die for you too, pads.
James: no one is gonna die here while i'm alive.
Peter: shut the fuck up, it's 3 am.
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ditzdove · 5 months
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Smoke break!
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Zim tries a cigarette
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clairedelune-13 · 2 years
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Just give up and never keep fighting.
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jupiterstyx · 1 month
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Leo: Punch me in the face.
Donnie: Punch you?
Leo: Yes, punch me, in the face. Didn’t you hear me?
Donnie: I usually hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.
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thiefbird · 2 years
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Currently obsessed with Dirthail's relationship with Alistair
They're Best Friends™ and also Definitely In Love but neither of them talk about it so they just. Cuddle? And share a bedroll constantly??
And Alistair is So Jealous of Dirth's (explicitly romantic/sexual) relationship with Morrigan but doesn't know how to express this so just picks at Morrigan the whole time.
Dirth, meanwhile, is coming from a wholly different culture than Alistair (I headcanon the Dalish as being much more relaxed about relationships and monogamy) so doesn't realize Ali is bothered. Morrigan has never interacted with real people so she also just. Doesn't get it? SHE doesn't want to share her bedroll, she likes her space, so she doesn't care that Dirth is constantly all over Ali either.
And they're all just. Really bad at talking.
And then the Landsmeet happens and Alistair and Dirth have a Break Up very dramatically despite never having been Officially Together
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gyubby99 · 1 year
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Elsa, thinking: I wonder if Jack's hair is soft. I best it is and it smells sweet just like him.
Jack: You do realize you're saying this out loud?
Elsa: Shit- well, um, this is embarrassing.
Jack: You're adorable.
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sproutlyartz · 2 years
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AAAAAAAA sorry I died, Here’s my new OCs Mandy (Pink hoodie with horns) and Zeno/Xeno (???idk) (Gas mask) They both do dumb shit
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I’m rarely on tumblr anymore but catch me coming here after the drop of UA Season 3. I’m sorry friends but I’m going to briefly spam some Umbrella Academy as I fall deeper into the pit of my love for Five and Klaus and all their shenanigans. I love these two so much.
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