#my Spidey

[darriness]

#the love I have for this man is unreal #my spidey #andrew garfield

[ppeanutz]

this has probably happened in the marvel canon hasn't it.

#deadpool knows he'll break out within the next hour :] #spider-man #deadpool #spideypool #peter parker #wade wilson #marvel #comics #barbie #fanart #my art #i wonder how many times both of them have gotten arrested. #AGAIN: NOT MCU SPIDEY!! THANK YOU!!

[movedtodykedvonte]

*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!

#they now think he’s some homeless orphan fighting crime cause it’s the only thing he has #my fav hc are the villains earlier in spideys career are completely against harming kids #so to figure out the hero of New York was like a child they plan to torture before unmasking and killing is well #not great on their minds and little sense of morality #I wanted to write a fic about this but ao3 is dead so take this flash dialogue fic instead #I need to sleep for work #doc ock #sinister six #doctor octopus #otto octavius #the ​sandman #flint marko #the rhino #Alexei Sytsevich #the shocker #herman schultz #electro #maxwell dillon #the vulture #adrian toomes #peter parker #spider-man #spiderman

[messylustt]

i need hobie brown smut i can’t find any 😭🙏 hes a rockstar so i’m pretty sure those fingers are …. 😍😍

practice — hobie brown. longer name. hobie using your pussy for band practice. they areeee tho. god.

he’d be sitting on a comfy chair or couch, legs spread (of course), and he’d be ushering you over by a slight backwards tilt to his head. thinking all is innocent you walk over, bouncing onto the couch beside him. hobie immediately grabs your legs which had bent slightly together, as he straightens them over his lap, his large hands practically wrapping around both calves (they are big enough, yes).

“how’d practice go?” you ask, shifting to get slightly more comfortable. “I could practically hear your guitar from a million rooms down — ” but your words drift off upon feeling his hands glide up your leg, coming to a stop by your bare thighs (you being in a skirt). you intake air as hobie yanks you closer to him by your thighs, slightly spreading them in the process.

you’re now practically draped over him having to push up slightly on your elbows as you stare at him from lower on the couch. “it was alrigh’…” his hand began to lead under your skirt all while keeping eye contact with your fluttering eyes. “if ya heard it that far away, then mission accomplished.” your breathing hitches as hobie’s ringed fingers disappear under your skirt, away from your vision, as he slowly brushes over your covered pussy, making your hips jolt.

“but apparently I need practice…” he hums, beginning to draw patterns over your clit as your chest begins to heave. “my fingers need to be quicker to get a certain tempo…” now he’s moving your panties aside as he slides the tips of his fingers through your wetness. “thanks, babe…ya all prepared for me.”

and then he’s thrusting two long fingers into your cunt making your breathing hitch as your hips shift. “hobie…”

“mm…” he watches as his fingers go in and out your pretty hole. “ya can help me get better…righ’?” his thrusts are moving quicker now, as his other hand keeps your thighs spread apart. “let me know if my speed is improving.” you’re now a whimpering mess as your head knocks back, his thrusts now at an ungodly pace as his thumb moves to rub circles on your clit.

“no no…i need to you to see. to let me know how i’m doing…” his free hand moved to pull your chin back. “watch.” your pussy is clenching around his fingers, as the speed makes your entire body hum, his thumb somehow flicking your clit perfectly. and as your orgasm crashes over you, hobie hums to himself, slowing the pace a fraction, but not pulling out.

“see…i’m already getting better…you really are helping me improve…” his thrusts quicken up again, making you whine in overstimulation. “shh…this technique is working…i can’t stop my practice now…”

© messylustt.tumblr please don’t steal, copy or translate my work onto other platforms.

#. ( spidey mark ) #the hobie effect #glitter dose #hobie brown #hobie oneshot #hobie brown x you #atsv hobie #hobie smut #hobie brown x reader #astv hobie #hobie my beloved #hobie spiderverse #hobie x y/n #hobie x reader #hobie x you #hobie brown smut #atsv #atsv hobie x reader #atsv smut #atsv x reader #atsv x you #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse #18+ #smut

[gascreates]

when aang doesn't explain everything

#part of my new effort to gaslight people into thinking im wriitng fics that im not #i mean my effort to provide visual creative prompts #go nuts if you get inspired #i have no intentions of adding more context :) #atla #sokka #zuko #@spidey-thwiped for the idea among many others #brainstorm buddies <3 <3 <3

[lunarlivs]

here is harry as fun kids i found on pinterest :)

#he’s so #i literally have no words on how much i love this little fictional nugget #i feel so emotional over him #like #he #ah #MY BABY #MY CHILD #okay that’s enough #my fav one is the spidey glasses one #i’m also probs gonna do a marauders version of this bc this was just way too funnnnnnn #marauders #marauders era #fanart #marauders fanart #james potter #james potter fanart #harry potter #harry potter fanart #harry james potter #harry james potter fanart #my art

[aeterna-auroral-avenger]

Don’t mind me…I’m just thinking about how spiders are naturally talented and skilled weavers and they know how to weave their webs and even make functional, stylish homes and nests and whatnot.

So maybe that’s why Spider-Man knows how to sew his suits. He inherited that trait from the spider and just instinctively know how to weave his suits. Maybe. That’s my explanation for it.

#my thoughts #headcanon #peter parker #spiderman #spidey #spiderman homecoming #spiderman far from home #spiderman no way home #spiderman nwh #the amazing spiderman #tom holland #tobey maguire #andrew garfield

[bedriddenandcrying]

Dunno how to feel abt this but spidey stelle💪

#my art #honkai star rail #hsr #watched atsv yesterday #im gonna go crazy #the hyperfixation hitting strong #stellemarch #starch #stelle #trailblazer #march 7th #hsr march 7th #hsr stelle #will i attempt to make angst outta this #maybe maybe #but prob not #spidey!stelle

[somie]

Tgirl swag

#my art #spiderman across the spiderverse #atsv #across the spiderverse #spidergwen my beloveddd #she is so real #more spideys soon hopefully #spiderverse

[tortol]

with great power comes no future

edited the post because i liked the other version better :) here’s the og

#you have no idea how full and joyous i feel after seeing my fave spidey on screen my son my thing #spiderman #spider punk #hobie brown #across the spiderverse #atsv #spiderverse #fanart

[drempen]

I put way too much effort into this

Original:

#turns out spidey is just a very grumpy bunny #spider man fanart #spider man #peter parker #venom #my art #comicart #marvel #marvel fanart #comics #meme redraw

[darriness]

So, I need to take a moment to share my thoughts on some pictures. Because when you open a link sent by a friend containing Andrew Garfield pictures, you don’t expect to be ASSAULTED by

THIS right off the bat. I needed a full minute of deep breathing to recover. Only to scroll a little further down and see

THESE. Like who gave him (or GQ for that matter) the goddamn right to make me horny on my lunch break? Like think of the people you’re hurting Andrew. Think about it.

But NOTHING, and I repeat NOTHING, prepared me for

THIS FUCKING THING.

When I say I stopped breathing, I am not exaggerating. And every time I look at it, it’s physically painful. Like WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT SPIDERMAN?! WHO SAID YOU COULD HURT ME LIKE THIS?!

Were there other gorgeous fully clothed pictures in the link? Yes. But I felt the need to rant about the above. Because god DAMN do they hurt so good.

And don’t worry @constantcompanion I don’t blame you :) Though…a little heads up might have been nice lol

That is all.

#I don’t even wanna tag this as Andrew lol #my ramblings should not be put in the Andrew tag #but I need to tag it so I can find it again #so I’m rambling in my tags #so I can tag him and it won’t show up in the tags #my spidey #andrew garfield

[ppeanutz]

wade actually knows about both

#pleas excuse peter's lack of web lines. i forgot about them. #spideypool #spider-man #deadpool #peter parker #wade wilson #marvel #comics #fanart #my art #i know what you are #forgot to mention: NOT MCU SPIDEY CHRIST. PLEASE

[brown-spider]

You’re doing amazing sweetie 🫶🏽

#Hobie probably tried to argue that he should be allowed to say it sgsjssh #more modern spiders were like we Cannot let him say that he WILL get his ass jumped at Spidey HQ #spiderverse #spiderverse 2 #across the spiderverse #atsv #atsv art #atsv fanart #spiderman noir #spider noir #peter benjamin parker #atsv noir #art #my art #cw outdated terminology #cw offensive terminology #nonblacks can interact #my comics

[messylustt]

Ok a little thing for hobie (reader has nipple piercings)

You and hobie are just laying around the flat minding your business when hobie sees you kinda in pain and he asks what's wrong and,well, since you're comfortable with him you say ' I'm gonna be honest with you, sometimes my nipples itch and hurt and it's hard with the piercings ' and hobie's like ' I can help with that ' and proceeds to suck on your titties ndjdkx

friends help friends — hobie brown ( nsfw ). longer name. hobie soothing your sore nipples with his tongue. how sweet of him.

hobie eyes you as you shift on the couch, gaze distracted by your phone. you keep re-adjusting your shirt and hobie keeps noticing more and more. until he speaks up. “ya alright’ there?” you glance at him, nodding at first before pausing. “actually…this may sound weird…and is probably a little too much information — ” hobie shifts closer to you, along the couch, shaking his head.

“ya do realise i tell ya shit that don’ even make sense half the time…righ’?” you knock your head back and forth, semi agreeing.“alright…” you say, shifting to face him better. “ever since i got my nipples pierced they’ve always been either itchy or sore…to the point that it just…you know.” you say, eyeing him. hobie had glanced down, staring at your tits as he tilted his head. he’d noticed your nipple piercings recently, sometimes poking through a comfy shirt. he shifts closer to you, still staring.

“mus’ be annoyin’.” he comments, his fingers moving to the bottom of your shirt as you hum a ‘yeah, just a bit’. but then hobie’s slender fingers are skimming up your shirt, before grazing across the metal bar of your nipple piercing — still over the material. “does tha’ hurt?” he meets your gaze, hand now hovering. your breathing had hitched at his close action, as you lick your lips.“kinda…”

“hm.” hobie hums, going back to the bottom of your skirt, as he lifts it — just a fraction. you watch him closely, feeling butterflies erupt in your stomach. “ya need any help?” hobie asks, continuing to slowly lift your shift. “what?” your mind is a little fuzzy. hobie chuckles as he continues to draw the material up, then he’s muttering “lift ya arms f’me.”

and for some reason you do, letting hobie remove your shirt. no bra. it was night time. so, of course no bra. hobie eyed your chest, before he wrapped his hand around your waist, pulling you closer to him making you choke on your breathing again. “jus’ a friend helpin’ a friend.” he mutters, catching your slightly wide gaze. and then his tongue is out and licking at one of your nipples, making you slightly gasp.

hobie tightens his hold around you, making his mouth easily accessible to wrap his full lips around your nipple, the cold metal feeling nice on his tongue. your back is arched into him as your head begins to loll, hobie’s sucking and licking turning far more prominent as he basically makes out with your nipple, his cooling spit actually doing wonders for the burn and itch.

“h — hobie…” you breathe out, as he just hums against your tit. “tha’ feel better?…want some help with the other?” he asks, already moving his mouth towards it. “uh…yeah…” you manage making him grin as he eagerly sucks your nipple, his tongue swirling sloppily, as his lip ring grazes part of your soft skin. “mm…feelin’ better?” he asks, you now partially on his lap. his spit is all over your tits and in all honesty hobie doesn’t want to stop but your pulling his head back by a soft grip to his hair, making him meet your gaze.

“what brought that on?” you breathe heavy. but hobie doesn’t answer, getting out of your hold as he wraps his lips back around your nipple making a choked whimper fall from your mouth. “i think you need a bit more help, babe…” hobie says, kitten licking part of your tits now as he hums in approval, gradually growing a tad addicted.

“yeah…i can help…don’ worry…jus’ relax…that’s it…hook your leg over my lap…make it easier f’me…” you hadn’t at first realised how eager hobie was to help you. and hobie hadn’t at first realised just how good your tits would taste.

© messylustt.tumblr please don’t steal, copy or translate my work onto other platforms.

#. ( spidey mark ) #the hobie effect #glitter dose #hobie x you #atsv hobie #hobie spiderverse #hobie x reader #hobie my beloved #hobie x y/n #hobie brown #hobie brown x you #hobie brown x reader #hobie oneshot #hobie smut #astv hobie #hobie brown blurb #hobie brown smut #hobie brown oneshot #hobie brown drabble #hobie brown x y/n #hobie brown atsv #hobie brown x fem!reader #atsv #atsv x reader #atsv hobie x reader #atsv smut #atsv blurb #across the spider verse #18+

[bo-schmo]

bros eepy, man, give him a break

#peter parker #deadpool #spideypool #spiderman #my art #i feel like its been forever since i drew the two of them #ITS BEEN TWO MONTHS?? WHATTT #spidey au