A fic that looks like it’s about to be a Wangxian kid fic because WWX is seriously considering adopting A-Yuan because all of A-Yuan’s living relatives are too old or too sick to take care of him except for Wen Qing, who is an ER doctor and just simply does not have the time to do that and be a single parent of a little kid, so maybe, because A-Yuan loves you so much, Wei Ying, you could adopt him, and then what’s left of his birth family could still stay in his life…
But HERE COMES JIANG WANYIN WITH A STEEL CHAIR and a “We could get fake married and I could help you take care of A-Yuan, it’s not fair that you should have to give up your nephew just because this country has so few accommodations for single parents, I’m really good with kids (probably) I’ve always wanted to be a parent (kinda) and it’ll be a totally 100% platonic marriage because I’m DEFINITELY not secretly in love with you” and then the rest of the fic is chengqing fake relationship AU
the laziest motherfucker on the world in person <333,,, and he looks so fucking good!! look at his hair,,, i'm gonna start barking i swear to god,,, was this really too much to ask for,,, was it really,,,, kim hyunsoo i'm crawling on your ceiling rn,,,,,
GUYS I JUST HAD MULTIPLE HEART ATTACKS AT THE SAME TIME IM PASSING OUT IM DEAD IM DOING A FLIP OUT MY WINDOW IM DECEASED I JUST WENT INTO HEART FAILURE IM DEAD I NEED TO BE BURIED IM IN THE WALLS IM SCRATCHING AT THE BARS IN MY CAGE
tiktok commentating on dreams face reveal is so weird like “FANS are very disappointed in dreams face reveal” oh we’re calling them fans now ? 😭 why do you ppl like to twist everything do you have a functioning brain