#listen. Jiang Cheng is a very principled man but he has his motherfucking limits

[lilnasxvevo]

A fic that looks like it’s about to be a Wangxian kid fic because WWX is seriously considering adopting A-Yuan because all of A-Yuan’s living relatives are too old or too sick to take care of him except for Wen Qing, who is an ER doctor and just simply does not have the time to do that and be a single parent of a little kid, so maybe, because A-Yuan loves you so much, Wei Ying, you could adopt him, and then what’s left of his birth family could still stay in his life…

But HERE COMES JIANG WANYIN WITH A STEEL CHAIR and a “We could get fake married and I could help you take care of A-Yuan, it’s not fair that you should have to give up your nephew just because this country has so few accommodations for single parents, I’m really good with kids (probably) I’ve always wanted to be a parent (kinda) and it’ll be a totally 100% platonic marriage because I’m DEFINITELY not secretly in love with you” and then the rest of the fic is chengqing fake relationship AU

#let us be honest it would take WQ an astonishingly brief amount of time to be like ‘hey after the kid falls asleep do you want to #have sex. as platonic friends’ #I’m thinking less than a week before that happens and I’m being generous #as she now shares a bedroom AND BED with the hottest man she’s ever met and like #she’s trying very hard to not fuck this up by falling in love with him so. sex? sex will keep her from falling in love with him #she is pretty sure of this!! #meanwhile Jiang Cheng has maybe never in his life had sex with someone without falling in love with them AND he’s ALREADY in love with WQ #but what the fuck is he going to do—say NO??? #say NO when the gorgeous woman he’s in love with and technically married to propositions him? #just say NO and continue to share a bed with her in awkward silence???? #listen. Jiang Cheng is a very principled man but he has his motherfucking limits