#most attractive couple

[stuckinapril]

I genuinely love not having a crush like I’m not over here feeling physically sick over some mid guy being dry to me I’m literally chilling

#Spring semester of last year was so bad bc I was unironically into 3 guys at once and they were all #Being dry and cryptic to me #And then before that in 2022 I had my horrid situationship #I had a mini obsession arc in dec 2023 over someone but now there hasn’t been anyone since #And my palette is so cleansed #When a girl is like I miss having a crush I’m like you’re literally a masochist #There was very briefly a girl I thought I had a crush on when I realized I’m bicurious but #I haven’t put effort into talking to her bc the idea of pursuing anyone makes me wanna claw my eyes out #I’m pretty sure I ghosted her by like just not responding to her last messsge actually #Not on purpose but more so bc I realized I was feeling the same anxiety I felt whenever I had a crush so I was like #Yeah I’m dropping this for now #I’m also always the most present for my friends when I don’t have a crush so idk #Like I don’t wanna be consumed by anyone I just wanna chill #The solution to not having normal attraction to people is just to not be attracted to anyone at all #I fr cracked it #I always just crave the butterflies out of it and never an actual relationship anyway #But they’re so not worth it #Which is why I always get bored of guys who’re forthright like oh ok you actually WANT something…. U don’t wanna just have fun #Not for me #I think the guys I’m into and I typically diverge in the sense that neither of us wants a relationship but they just wanna fuck me #And I more so just want the butterflies experience / to playact couple for like a couple months but nothing too serious #Which is why it never works #Like it’s not that it doesn’t work bc either of us wants a relationship it’s more that what we want out of the situationship is different #So lame #Ok this was a lot but I literally came to this epiphany while writing these tags

[mytranssnakes]

oh, they're HOT hot

#young curt mega #young kim whalen #theyre so damn hot #oh to be either of them #most attractive couple fr fr #starkid #kim whalen #curt mega

[lainalit]

Okay, am I the only one who cannot think of something Feyre and Rhysand would love to do together other than sleep with each other???🤔

I don't know, but I think that these two don't really mesh well together.

Rhysand, for me, seems like someone who needs intellectual stimulation with a partner, I think he really likes to talk about science, philosophy, politics, etc. Also, he is someone who clearly thinks often about the future of prythian.

But Feyre seems more like someone who wants to go out into the woods to hunt or just walk around, have fun with friends, and just live in the moment; she doesn't strife me as someone who will likely have conversations or debates about scientific/ philosophical questions and want to discuss political issues, like taxes, clean water, electricity, etc. for the citizens of the night court.

I don't know, but maybe that's why Sarah wrote the whole pregnancy trope in Acosf because Feysand really is an incompatible couple who only works, then external factors surround their relationship because, without them, the whole ship falls apart 🤷‍♀️

#They really are the couple that think a baby will safe their marriage #usually I don't question fated mates in books but these two have so little in common it's almost hilarious #even most opposites attract couples in other books have some shared interests than these two #acotar critical #sjm critical #anti sjm #anti acotar #anti feysand #rhysand #feyre archeron

[pastelpaperplanes]

How did Breakdown and Knock Out meet in the au if they lived such different lives before?

As mentioned in his bio, Knockout once belonged to a noble house with familial ties with the Seekers, having had a privileged, but undoubtably suffocating upbringing.

Knockout always was an odd one compared to his more elegant peers, always being a bit too fascinated in wielding with far too big weapons rather than training in the finer arts— and even more ‘disturbing’ , aspiring to one day practice the morbid but delicate skill of piece back together gorey flesh and bone.

See, for the course his life was SUPPOSED to take in the sense of a more normal high caste socialite—his fixation to partake in violence and stitch participants back together left him a bit estranged from any possibly marriage prospects, oh but if only he were to just apply himself and use that surplus of energy to impress an acceptable suitor….haha his family didn’t get such wishes granted at least in the way they had HOPED.

His most rebellious methods of unwinding were venturing out of his House’s estate and into rowdy taverns, as well as even rowdier betting games on Brawlers!

Breakdown fell first, but Knockout fell harder upon seeing the Brawler go at it in the matches—but nothing compared to the entertainment that came with finding out that this beast of a mech’s sole weaknesses seemed to be sweet polish, and pretty smiles laced with pure snark. Breakdown always was and will continue to be a great big blushing FOOL for his beloved archer.

With no nobility in his bloodline or patrons to his name, Breakdown’s methods of survival had been reliant on sticking with his old merc band, The Stunticons. While he has never been one to shy away from a challenge, Breakdown originally chose to gamble his luck still inside Autobot Lands through depending on his knack for violence through brawl winnings rather than joining his band to venture out into the Neutral Land, all hopes of joining up with the Deceptions.

Breakdown originally had nothing to wager nor no one he cared to protect but himself before the chance to leave was too late.

If only Breakdown had known that soon enough in his future he’d find that sense of urgency to risk the unknown in a devastatingly gorgeous and defiant noble—then he would have without a doubt taken the offer of safety in numbers crossing the border with his Stunticons.

Knockout and Breakdown were forced to make the break for the border alone, eloping, and making the unpredictable journey out of familiar Autobot Lands! The two left everything behind and looked only forward to the life they were determined to build with each other.

Knockout and Breakdown eventually found refuge within the rest of the Decepticons for quite a long time before a happy accident blessed their lives. They would have most definitely would have preferred to hold off on growing their family until Lord Megatron, who promised to retrieve the Allspark and save their people and, returned victorious—but lol Wildbreak waits for NO ONE. NOT A CHANCE 😤💪✨

Knockout and Breakdown are now on the move, again, to secure a better future—this time with more on the line than just seeing each other safe. Wybie is just old enough to travel safely now—so the couple are off to meet old allies of Knockout’s, some childhood Seeker friends who have merged with the Dinobots in the Isles!

Despite the lives the could have chosen—With Knockout appeasing his House marrying into some other uppity arraignment, or with Breakdown, fighting with nothing but the motive to enjoy the fast and hard lifestyle until the day his muscles gave out—they wouldn’t change a single second of the struggles they’ve overcome for the wild life they led together!

#asks #transformers #thorns and thrones au #opposites attract lol #KO is a blood loving and sharp object obsessed little deviant and breakdown is violence and thuggery seeking CONNOISSEUR. #they are the most hellish power couple you’ll ever come across and they are obsessed with each other #quite literally a match made in heaven #and Wybie is the best bits of both of them. TENACIOUS and FEROCIOUS #I love them so much I could T h ro w up #kobd #tfa knockout #tfa breakdown #transformers animated #tfa wildbreak #maccadam

[djungleskogs]

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#OK I NEED TO STOP engaging with 911 ship wars but i have ONE MORE THING to say (probably lying) #i think it’s genuinely concerning how many people believe a ship has to have years of emotional connection before you’re allowed to ship it #like. imo you should be allowed to ship characters for any reason #crackships and rarepairs exist for a reason #secondly and probably more importantly #i think it’s really weird how many people are uncomfortable with the idea of gay sex #not in general but like #people were saying they were uncomfortable and weirded out because #an actor vaguely insinuated that the fictional character he plays would enjoy having gay sex with his partner #like people were calling him a freak #I THINK THATS WEIRD AND CONCERNING #it’s giving ‘my ship doesn’t have sex they make love while holding hands’ #i think it ties into the first point #relationships are allowed to be built off attraction #you don’t need years and years of bonding for your relationship to be valid #and i think the visceral reaction against bucktommy because they’re not besties who share a kid is borderline homophobic #like there are plenty of valid reasons to dislike tommy and bucktommy like tommys previous behaviour #but being sooo against a ship based on the fact that there wasn’t enough ‘build up’ and that they don’t have a deep emotional bond #weird #and i don’t think it’s fetishisation to enjoy a canon couple im sorry that’s just a fucking crazy take #like it’s insane to me that apparently enjoying a gay ship is fetishisation unless it meets certain ‘emotional bonding’ criteria #also bathena is one of the most beloved ships on the show and their ‘build up’ was one date and a church hangout #and no one claims that they’re rushed and underdeveloped and that’s why one of them should be written off the show #like i said i think there’s a lot of valid reasons to dislike the ship (even if i do enjoy it) #but some of the arguments i’ve seen are just weird and i think you guys need to look at why it makes you uncomfortable #engage with other fandoms with more diverse ships and maybe you’ll calm down a little #911 discourse #for clarity the tumblr fandom seems to be okay but 911twt is an actual hell scape

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

Can't believe Jike didn't make the Tumblr Year In Review Ships Edition /j

#most attractive 90s musician #jike :) #they're a power couple

[snixx]

love how everyone in bollywood from aditya chopra to deepika freaking padukone all thought ranveer singh was an unremarkable loser when he first came out and the yash raj films documentary literally had an entire five minute segment with everyone lowkey dissing him only to change their minds when he became. THAT. anyway stan ranveer singh for clear skin

#ranveer singh #deepika padukone #the romantics #yash raj films #bollywood #okay but i was kinda bummed when he married deepika. as one is with their parasocial lesbian awakening crushes #i will admit i thought he was mid too hdhjghghjh LIKE SIR THAT'S DEEPIKA FREAKING PADUKONE #but how are they literally the most attractive couple ever wtf #bi awakening material fr #icon

[pocketramblr]

5 gc game: au where Izuku is Iida's cousin

1- Hiromi Midoriya, Inko's older sister, marries Tenari Iida, and has a son Tensei, who's the pride of the family. When Tensei is six, and Inko is sixteen, her and Hiromi's parents die, leading her to move in with her older sister's family while she finishes high school and gets started in college. That's when Inko decides she wants to have a kid one day too.

2- Inko marries Hisashi and has Izuku, and is delighted when her sister has another kid around the same time too. Little Izuku and Tenya are practically raised together for the first few years with how often they visit each other. But the Iidas... Don't quite love that, not exactly approving of Hisashi, and the gets worse after Izuku is found too be quirkless. They pressure Tenari to pull his family away, and he is convinced and Hiromi unsure if she can stop it- but Tensei, now the star debut hero Ingenium and the future of the family, puts his foot down in defense of his aunt and cousin.

3- Tenya and Izuku do end up around each other less anyway as they end up attending different primary schools- Tenya is sent to an expensive private one that Inko and Hisashi can't afford (and won't let Tensei pay for). But still, they are close, and see each other weekly at least. Tenya was honestly unsure and nervous about Izuku being a hero at first, but Tensei smiled and said that he knows Izuku can do it because he's kind, cool, and smart, and he's seen plenty of different types of heroes at Idaten. Tenya knows Tensei can never be wrong, so obviously Izuku and he can be heroes together!

(and if Tensei was just saying that to make a five year old kid not cry, well. That's his business)

4- Izuku doesn't tell Tenya about the bullying. Tenya doesn't tell Izuku that he wants to be an Idaten hero even if that means they don't work together. That puts some stress on them, but that's mostly what they worry about when on their own, forgetting their troubles when they train together.

Uh. Izuku also does not tell Tenya about OfA, which means the exam goes from excitement that they were in the same zone together to panicked as Tenya's cousin apparently explodes himself

5- the two of them don't hide that they're cousins in class, though neither bring up Tensei or Idaten except with each other. That changes very suddenly after the SF, both flooded with condolences. Izuku's grieving a lot himself, and he's furious at Stain, but he's spent too many years being told he's weak to have the misguided belief that he's strong enough to take him down himself. He knows what Tenya is thinking though, and as soon as he sees him put down "Manual", he panics.

Izuku doesn't even have an offer from Idaten with Tensei in the hospital, but he knows he has to stop Tenya. So he contacts Manual, apologizes, and asks if he could have an internship with his cousin. Manual, somewhere between pushover and people pleaser that he is, agrees.

All Might then shows up with the letter from Gran, and Izuku knows he should focus on OFA but... His cousin needs him. And he already agreed to go to Manual. All Might isn't sure if he feels relief or more stress, and passes that on to Torino.

This has the effect of:

Tenya very upset at his cousin not leaving him alone

Manual relieved that Izuku is not also there for vengeance, which lasts about half an hour until an old hero, Gran Torino, walks into his agency and announces he's here to help train both boys

Manual drags Gran out after the first hour of training to ask him what the hell he's doing, and Gran explains two things: one, he is the single most qualified person to teach Izuku to not blow up his bones, and two, he might also be the single most qualified person to keep Tenya from running out on a suicide vengeance quest, since he had to do that before with an even stronger, pissed off and broken hearted hero student. Manual throws his hands up and decides to roll with it, especially as they can hear Izuku in the other room trying to physically stop Tenya from escaping.

#ask game #oh many thoughts #huh. gran WAS the most qualified for both those kids that week. shame about the nomus throwing a wrench into that #at the beginning of this ask the two are cute children playing heroes and infodumping at each other with much excitement #at the end of this ask they are throwing multiple punches at each other and Izuku is DEFINITELY cussing Tenya out #they love each other equally throughout. cousins :) #no rly this ask made me think about a couple family members which was nice :) #anon #pocket talks to people #long post #oh Hiromi has the kanji for 'large bird' in her name to contrast Inko's 'parakeet' #and she can repel objects where inko attracts them

[hockstuff]

he looks like he could be written by miss taylor swift

#imagine if got scruffy (islander) beau all season long :/// fuck u lou you’re robbing us #him and emma are genuinely the most attractive couple to ever exist i swear but in such a wholesome way?? like a down to earth kinda way??? #I LOVE THEM #new york islanders #anthony beauvillier

[coquelicoq]

i just saw someone say that "the vast majority of the userbase is complaining" about tumblr's recent layout change. i see this a lot after a change: people complaining about it (sometimes without saying what about it is bad, making it sound like either it's self-evident (it usually is not) or just that it's bad because it's change and change is always bad) and saying that everyone else is complaining about it too. i don't know how to tell you this but a) you don't follow every user on tumblr so how can you possibly know what "everyone" or "the majority of users" thinks about anything and b) ONLY THE PEOPLE WHO FEEL VERY STRONGLY ARE TALKING ABOUT IT!! people who are not bothered are not spending time posting about how unbothered they are! please look up "selection bias" and stop making me read this nonsense with my own eyeballs.

#i don't get what's so bad abt this change bc it doesn't bother me & no one is explaining it! the most i've seen is it's 'like twitter' #which people don't like i guess bc this might imply that tumblr could be taking more cues from twitter than just the layout? #which is also fallacious reasoning #some changes i do hate. like for instance the change that made it so i can no longer click to the version that someone rbed from #which breaks the prev tag culture :( #but some changes are whatever! and some changes are good even!! #it's fine if it takes time to get used to something being different of course but it seems like the reaction on here can be so extreme #so fast. 'bombard the app with 1-star reviews!!!!' how about you give it a couple weeks and maybe you'll calm down. #i think there's a sense of 'if it ain't broke don't fix it' but it is broke though! tumblr is unsustainable and they gotta do stuff to make #the site more attractive and easier to use for new users. they can do that without losing what makes tumblr tumblr #the layout is not what makes tumblr tumblr! the functionality is. and sometimes that does change for the worse #and i get having complaints about that. but not really about moving the location of some buttons #anyway i haven't said anything before because i don't have strong feelings about this UX change but i DO have strong feelings about #the vague yet very forceful complaints about the UX change that i keep seeing lol #tumblr #fallacies #anyway don't get distracted by my tags. this post is not really about me not understanding what's so bad about this specific change #it's about people who hate a change assuming that everyone agrees with them because they're only seeing the reactions from #a biased subset of the userbase #(by biased i don't mean the users are biased. i mean the sample is biased...it's highly likely to include people who feel strongly #and unlikely to include people who are neutral or feel less strongly)

[delightfullyatomicfest]

I didn’t realise Brian went through an awful mutton chops phase too.

From: https://x.com/stevemarinucci/status/1675671433677275139?s=46&t=FH5Qe-o0k4TlgkbUWmMx1w

#my lukewarm take is that mutton chops looks terrible on everyone #John’s most attractive look is with sideburns #and Paul generally can’t pull sideburns off #with a couple of exceptions

[theloveinc]

lmao people starting to make thirsty tweets/edits of u instead of bkg tho

And depending on what you got up, they only have like 4 pictures / a bunch of normal ones to go off of, so it’s all pretty absurd.

You find an edit of yourself and it’s the same picture of u on a date w/ bakugo holding your fork flashed about 50 times, each with a different filter and a sexy song in the background.

Bakugo is like, “they can’t do this!!!” and he’s right that it’s weird but you’re just like, “why not, big boy?”

(The best is when they make edits that feature both of u) BUT LOL it’s kind of a meme when people start making the tweets and thirsting in your comments regardless of what you post. Like… the support is great but uhhhh ???

#bakugo #bakugo can’t figure out whether he agrees or hates it #hates bc he’s jealous agrees bc they’re right #also like … you tweet anything and the comments are like ‘yessss y/n love’ and it’s just a picture of the dinner you made #heuwjdbdjdhisheb I have no idea #but anyway I’m laughing at an edit being made of u and it’s also regular photos #conversely you and bakugo go viral on accident when denki posts a picture of you asleep in bed looking a mess #not a mess but you’ve got pajamas on and bakugos hair is sticking up and his face is puffy and your head is on his chest #both of you bleary looking at the camera #and people go wild like #THIS IS JAPANS MOST ATTRACTIVE COUPLE????? #lmfaooo I just say that bc I was thinking abt that last night #anyway #caitie things #gen #anon

[aroaessidhe]

2023 reads / storygraph

The Art of Destiny

book 2 in a fun wuxia-inspired high fantasy series

set a couple years after book 1, after Jian failed to live up to his chosen-once prophecy, he is once again training with Taishi who decides to recruit a bunch of her grandmaster peers to come out of retirement & finish his training

Qisami & her crew are lacking assassin work and take a job going undercover in a palace - and the change of pace & new developing friendships give her a glimpse of new possibilities

Sali leads the survivors of her exiled clan to a new home while trying to find a cure for a magical sickness she's developed

#the art of destiny #wesley chu #the war arts saga #aroaessidhe 2023 reads #god this is so fun i love the characters #I think i didn't love it QUITE as much as book one for a couple reasons #the narratives r quite disconnected through most of the book (though i love them all equally) #and also jian randomly has a love interest and istg he was not-attracted-to-women coded lmao...... #(I guess that was like. immature/dumb about girls coding. which I feel euh about. but whatever) #shes a cool character and it's like. 3 scenes. still far more focus on platonic relationships. but still. #qisami…….babygirl….is this what mean when they talk about dudes being their little meowmeow. #unhinged assassin who hates children forced to be babysitter then realises children are feral actually & gets attached to these ones #i thought this was a duology but it’s a trilogy. the end definitely doesn’t wrap things up. ESPECIALLY FOR QISAMI #theres MAYBE a few moments where im like oh yeah this is written by a man. not in an egregious way just like. Noticing. #BUT i love it very much overall #lots of ocean boat time. flying lion riding. centipede wagons???????

[junkdyke]

Where are the dykes that can't relate to girls on the internet saying their "gay awakening" was someone like fucking Princess Jasmine or Shego from Kim Possible, I need to hear that I am not alone in fictional characters from my childhood doing absolutely nothing for me

#personal #mine #wlw #lesbians #i cant RELATE and i feel like most are LYING #i'm only attracted to real women #fictional women in cartoon form and live action just do nothing #with a couple of exceptions i can count on one hand

[quenthel]

It's so funny that a bunch of ppl started hating on Gale mansplaining the shadow curse claiming that this is some kind of sign that he's a mysoginist while a) he does that no matter your PC's gender and b) if you tell him you know Abt it he gets excited and you can just have a chat...

#quenthel special #also i hate how most fans saw how hes lowkey straight coded bc he only shows interest in women except for tav and ran w it #instead of recognizing that as a blunder on larian's part to write a bisexual man 🤭 #like i get it ig tgis is a problem w bi characters bc its a bit difficult to showcase attraction to begin with #esp hard w bisexuality ig bc there are less cultural shorthands avaliable also #like ngl everyone assuming some companions are gay imo was not necessarily bc they are biphobic but rather the idk #lgbt rep writing portion of bg3 is not good LOL #i think the only character i would say is good fantasy lgbt rep is arueshalae in wotr #and its bc her struggles work as a methaphor and shes supported by her community (a lesbian couple) not just the pc #the other would be lann's bisexual journey but he is a straight romance option so it never happened LOL

[nydianite]

Y'all I'm a poser just started to ACTUALLY watch Bridgerton today 💀 (just knew about bridgerton and all the spoilers thru tt and yt edits & videos) Andddddd uhmmm I'm HOOKED✨✨✨✨😌 finished a season today and starting off s2

(p.s. comfort character reveal: ITS ANTHONY BRIDGERTON PERIOD.)

#fandom #bridgerton #jonathan bailey #bridgerton s1 #had me stressed tf out #BUT IT WAS ENJOYABLE NONETHELESS #but man #am i LOVING s2 #the tension #the attraction #ITS THERE BABES #anthony bridgerton #kate sharma #comfort couple #literally goals #anyways guess my birth order BASED on my comfort character and couple YEAHHHH #will have to do like a ranking of all the characters in s1 of bridgerton #just based on vibes #jk #least to most favorite #simone ashley #QUEEENNNNN