god gives his best plots to his laziest writers
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friendly reminder that in the percy jackson world, it's canon that amazon is run by buff dominant women who treat bezos as their little boislave
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i've never watched nor read lord of the rings before but thanks to meme culture every time someone mentions it all i can think about is that one wizard guy with massive tits. thanks tumblr
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I love when I finish writing a chapter and realise I accidentally made it fifty pages long and now I have to divide it into three smaller chapters. happens more often than I'll admit
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i hate those pinterest art tips that are literally just
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i love how the fandom for real-time historical strategy games (like hoi4 and eu4) is consisted of extremely specific and mutually exclusive groups of people. every person i've met that loves those games is either a) a trans woman, b) a hardcore communist, or c) a literal nazi. fan meetings must be fucking wild
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roman cloth merchants in 200 bce:
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scythes look so fucking raw and badass for something designed specifically for agriculture and nothing else
like holy shit look at this guy he looks like the secret op character in a fighting game
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when i was a kid i used to play on this french website full of browser games and they had lots of songs too and i would listen to them a lot and imagine a bunch of cool scenes because they all sounded badass as hell in my head but a while ago i tried searching for them and realised they were all just children's lullabies about birds and bells and shit
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honouring my roman ancestors by stuffing myself with tasty food whilst contemplating the inevitable downfall of what was once the most powerful empire known to man
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editing my chapters is too hard because i get distracted and start reading everything and getting invested into the story
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a weird part of being mostly self-taught in the few languages i do understand is that my mind still instinctively reads written numbers in my native language. which leads to things such as:
"hallo, ich bin dezenove jahre alt"
"hey bro, have you played cyberpunk dois mil e setenta e sete?"
"wait, gta seis is only coming out in 2025? that's lame"
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making a character that looks like me but making them pretty as wish fulfillment. also making them the villain so no one will suspect
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my dream is to write a story and it be so bad or so weird they name a tvtropes article after it
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when you accitentally type down HRE instead of HRT
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why are white men always bald or balding. do their upper hairs just spontaneously fall down when they turn twenty?
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