#mod the comedian

[annasvinyl]

AMBIKA MOD — Grazia UK (February 2024) (×)

#ambika mod #one day #one day netflix #the comedian to serious actor pipeline lately <3 first ayo now ambika #'serious' but yaknow #she's a STARRRR #obsessed <3 #ladiesofcinema

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

POPPOP: a statement.

POPPOP: it has come to my attention that some of you have had garlic added to your online shopping cart while watching my latest comedy performance streamed live near an amazon device. at the time i was (hilariously) trying to use voice commands to make renowned director dave strider's echo by groceries he didn't want.

POPPOP: while this was (obviously) very funny during filming, i never dreamed it would affect our viewers in the final cut, and thus became even funnier.

POPPOP: as a comedian i must sometimes experiment with bits that may not work, and in this particular case i knocked it out of the fucking park.

POPPOP: nevertheless, some of you may not want garlic added to your order, even though you can never really have too much garlic and you're probably low anyway. to those viewers, i'm sorry for the inconvenience, and only ask that you consider what a goddamn hoot this is.

POPPOP: i will try to do better in the future, but it will be hard because this is the best.

#source: @MikeWTrapp on twitter #alpha john is a character that is so overlooked. he was just some guy. a little comedian grandpa #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #poppop crocker

[gigglegoobers]

ANOTHER 2023 OLDIE BUT A GOODIE!!!

LAUGH.

#mod mars; bob loves them sm dw #mod iza; dont tell anyone though #mod iza; BOB NPBODY LOVES YOU #mod mars; you got 20 seconds. run. #maria run away while u can #eduardo is such a comedian #guns n' roses #lackadaisy #lackadaisy oc #bob #eduardo #maria #animatic #meme

[aro-culture-is]

aro culture is the header of this blog.

i think i’m skilled enough to be a gymnast now

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#Anonymous #aro culture is #aro #aromantic #actually aro #actually aromantic #ask #mod axel #lol i forget the comedian who posted the video the quote is from #but i heard it and was like bro SAME

[pinkfey]

please she makes the best faces????????? lmfao?????????

#🥺😳😟😒🤨 + the last one just bc she looks pretty <33 #the second is my favorite she's such a comedian.. women w brown eyes thank u for ur service 🫡 #anyways.txt #bg3 posting #ch: dazzle #i need decent camp clothes for her but i'm too lazy to go mod shopping

[tboyswag]

zac oyama from dimension 20, comedy bang bang, and college humor has tboy swag!

#mod birdhouse #anon who sent in zac and lou I'm kissing you on the mouth with tongue #hes so funny and so swagful and also like. soooo pretty #hes one of those comedians i hate because they're so fucking funny and hot at the same time

[hazyaltcare]

An aesthetic for a comedian/improv factive with warmer forest vibes that combine the feel of the inside of a bar with something more natural.

Mod Haze (🇨🇦JrEg)

#factive #comedian factive #improv factive #green #brown #tan #orange #forest aesthetic #aesthetic #🇨🇦 #mod haze #tw alcohol

[getscaredhellyeah]

fuck bryan stars but the interview where get scared outed tj for making out with a merch guy was so funny

#tj bell my favorite slutty bisexual disaster 🥰🥰 #the fact that they so quickly had to say “it was not tj bell” was so funny #they’re a bunch of comedians #text post #mod flower #for legal purposes i am joking

[embers-burning-bright]

you know you've stayed up too late when you find. the really fucking lesphobic comedian on youtube that somehow is really popular with zero opposition in the comments

#embers-hoots #literally every other clip on her page is like #'get a load of this ugly lesbian heckler' #or 'angry butch gets roasted' #and the most insane part? #she puts like hashtag lesbian comedian on each post #despite in the video i stumbled into from her first being her shitting on a 'heckler' #for saying 'i thought you were a lesbian' #her response was 'im a mean dick sucking straight' and then went on to #say that 'i bet they're One Of Those Lesbians who hate bi people' #absolutely flabbergasted #you can't advertise as a lesbian comedian for a joke or something #and then rip into someone for being suprised you're not one #also my god every other post really is like anti lesbian shit. get a life #what am i doing its 1am and i have an interview #i couldn't sleep so i was doomscrolling yt shorts to numb my brain #i hate them really but sometimes watching the meat guy on there helps deactivate my brain #terrible idea tho cause i also come across shit like this #i should look into getting that modded apk i found that removes the shorts function entirely from your yt appa #anyway long ass tired rant sorry #j just feel like the longer i live in comfort as a nonbinary butch lesbian #the more online bullshit i start to notice #just let bitches like me live actually #lesphobia

[decahedrones]

Ciri thorough the game

Part 4 - Temple Island

Mods used:

face | hair | clothes

#i have a headcanon that the elven comedians who helped her gave her this outfit #cirilla fiona elen riannon #the witcher #the witcher 3 wild hunt #tw3 mods #my screenshots #mine

[the-acid-pear]

my plan to check all my sims 4 mods i think will be first merging all of the folders where i know there is overlap which is mostly hairs and clothes because im a Lazy, Lazy man, and maybe accessories too, and from there im gonna make sub folders of around 100 or so files each to start combing thru them seeing what i do want and what i do not want. It's gonna be a pain in the ass but it is what it is.

#luly talks #i need to find a balance deleting a good chunk of the almost 13k mods i have but keeping enough to allow my save file to. not be too ugley #bc there aint no way im losing my alien vampire body builder astronaut #or sying. or guillermo. both who arent as cool as raquel but that's ok. #guillermo is kind of a failure but hey. it is what it is #might make him go from comedian to actor perhaps #funny how im also ignoring cassiopeia as if she wasnt one of my prettiest little girls who fucks like an animal smh #btw my goal for this save is to have a family with the item collction complete #always wanted to do that #i want all foods are clothes all collectibles all objects all of it

[celebritystory]

Top 10 Bollywood best comedy movies ever

#comedy #comedian #best mom ever #best movies #best mods for minecraft

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Redglare: Your Honor, 1 obj3ct!

Grand Highblood: AND WHY IS THAT, MISS PYR:o(PE?

Redglare: B3c4us3 1t's d3v4st4t1ng to my c4s3!

Grand Highblood: :o(VERRULED.

Redglare: Good c4ll!

#submission #source: liar liar #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #neophyte redglare #grand highblood #mod terezi #ohhhhh you just had to quote one of my favorite comedians ever you sly dog #i have a soft spot for jim carrey movies

[desire-mona]

house in 2024 bc i see ppl post this

- chase makes "lol americans experience gun violence" jokes

- cameron engages in online discourse and starts a lot of arguments with "as a doctor..."

- foreman uses 4chan but just to sit in shock at the things he sees on there

- house is a mod and frequent poster on r/newjersey of all things. only wilson knows, not because house keeps it a secret, but because its so weirdly out of character that nobody would ever bring it up

- wilson sends reels of edgy standup comedians to house on instagram

- cuddy frequents gentle parenting forums, occasionally uses tactics on house

- taub used to run a food review channel on youtube but stopped when people called his videos "mukbangs"

- thirteen introduces herself with her name and pronouns, everyone makes a joke about this at least once

- kutner is a hamilton fan

#desire mona #kutner hamilton just made sense to me #house md #hate crimes md #gregory house #james wilson #lisa cuddy #robert chase #eric foreman #allison cameron #thirteen #chris taub #lawrence kutner #banger

[aziraphales-library]

Hello dear mods!! This is kind of a random, oddly specific ask but do you have any fics where one of our lovely Ineffable Husbands uses really cheesy pickup lines?

I’m a sucker for cheesy pickup lines, and I’ve come across one or two in the wilds of ao3 and they were hilarious and adorable.

Human au/other aus or just regular Angel and Demon are perfectly fine!! Thank you!! <3

Hey! Here are some fics with pick up lines for you...

If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? by involuntaryorange (T)

After several months of mounting frustration, Crowley turns to the internet. Humans seem to have figured out relationships, he reasons; or, at least, they’ve figured out how to get into them, and that’s the part he needs help with. An hour of googling and two rather nice bottles of pinot noir later, he has a plan. a.k.a. the one where Crowley decides to try out some pick-up lines.

Did it hurt? by madlysanecatlady (T)

An exercise in shitty pickup lines.

do him! by orphan_account (T)

Crowley is an astronomer who does a side gig as a stand-up comedian on Fridays. One Friday he sets out to introduce a new segment to his routine, a bit where he makes fun of the audience's expense. Though when he's asked to make fun of a gorgeous man, he says something brash and regrets it, and then later goes to introduce himself and apologize to the kind man. - “Hello there!” Crowley said, chastising himself for being too loud when the man jumped. “Oh, hello. Er, may I help you?” The man said. “Uh, yeah. I’m Crowley.” He said, reaching his hand out to shake. “Aziraphale,” the man said, taking it. “I just wanted to apologize for making that joke, it was wrong of me to cross a boundary like that. I was simply caught in the moment and I thought you looked pretty. I didn’t mean to make you so uncomfortable that you had to run out.” Crowley said.

Wingman by writeonclara (T)

“Do you understand what will happen to you if you don’t smash your demon buddy? And since you’re”—Gabriel paused to search for the proper adjective to encompass all of Aziraphale’s Aziraphaleness, then settled on—“you, God commanded me to help you. And buddy, you need all the help you can get.” Or: Gabriel’s assigned to be wingman for Aziraphale to keep him from Falling. He’s about as good at it as you’d imagine.

The Pumpkin Patch by AppleSeeds (T)

Aziraphale visits a pumpkin patch and meets Crowley, a farmer with a fondness for cheesy seasonal pick-up lines. After a while, he starts to get the impression that Crowley might actually be flirting with him, and tries to work up the courage to reciprocate.

The Steps to Courting an Angel by ReginaPapilio (G)

Crowley entrusts his love life to a "Love Guide" upon finding it in Aziraphale's bookshop. Now he just needs to follow it until the angel is finally his, but things don't go his way that easily.

One Night In Bangor (And the World's Your Oyster) by Atalan (E)

"All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?" Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.  "The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."  AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.

- Mod D

#good omens #ineffable husbands #flirting #pick up lines #getting together #mod d #humour

[gothoffspring]

Previously on Living a Nightmare;

Riley received an AMAZING chance card and jumped all the way to the top of the comedy career! He quickly became an overnight sensation and is now a one star celebrity! This is definitely Riley's biggest accomplishment and it means we'll have to spend a lot less time at work as the legacy progresses which I'm happy about!

Immediately after being promoted, Riley was flown out to Del Sol Valley to film his very FIRST comedy special titled "Hot and Heavy". It was a resounding success! "Hot and Heavy" was one of the most popular comedy albums of the entire year, and Riley has the plaques and posters to prove it. His life has skyrocketed in a very short amount of time. He's got a beautiful girlfriend, a job that he loves and grand ideas for what the future holds for him.

Monica decided she was ready for more and autonomously asked Riley if she could move in! They're both so infatuated with each other and don't want to waste any more time not being together.

Under the cut you can find some a lot more info on the gameplay aspect of the legacy and my future plans for the Burns family!

First of all, I had to extend the short lifespans just a LITTLE bit. Short is TOO short y'all, I can't. I still made them shorter than the normal lifespan. Lifespans are as follows:

Baby: 2 days

Infant: 6 days

Toddler: 8 days

Child: 11 days

Teen: 14 days

Young Adult: 18 days

Adult: 25 days

Elder: 8 days

We'll play out this first generation with these lifespans and see how it goes, I may have to adjust it a bit but I'm not sure. I really did not realize how difficult this challenge was going to be, because I get attached to my gameplay sims very fast. They're all gonna DIE so quickly, pray for me. I'm honestly excited to see how much progress we can make in a short amount of time though.

As far as future plans, I'm completely over Strangerville and it's annoying NPC's. I did not beat the Strangerville story and I was using a mod to toggle the story on and off, and sometimes I would forget to toggle it and it's just so frustrating. there should ABSOLUTELY be an option in the gameplay settings to turn the story off.

We are officially going to be moving to Chestnut Ridge! I figured it would be fun to try out some horse ranch gameplay and own a huge ranch. We're going to be taking out a loan in order to afford it, and Riley is going to keep working for a while as a top comedian before he retires and dedicates all of his time to the ranch. We're going to be attempting to survive by selling nectar, breeding horses/doing competitions, and farming! Monica may also pick up crocheting or cross stitching as a side hobby. Maybe canning?! I haven't done any canning at all yet! I know it makes little to no sense for them to be moving to a huge ranch from a very rundown home, but since Riley shot to stardom so fast I like to think he realized the first thing he wanted was a nicer home.

I think it fits Riley PERFECTLY. He's always wanted to make his own nectar and being a country boy at heart, Chestnut Ridge won't feel too far from home. Monica is also an animal enthusiast and VERY excited to get some animals, so it's going to be great for both of them. They've been doing some house hunting lately and they've almost found the perfect place. I've already moved some of their friends to Chestnut Ridge and given all of the original Chestnut Ridge townies little makeovers! I also added a couple more sims to the world just to fill it up a bit more. Riley and Monica will be making TONS of friends I'm sure. There's a bunch of couples ready to have babies at the same time as them which I'm excited about, gotta make sure our kids have friends!

I think that's it for now, but I did just want to say thank you so much to anyone who shows any kind of interest in following along with my gameplay. I know I've been widlly inconsistent and have rarely been posting gameplay, but I truly believe that's about to change as I dive back into this legacy and get things rolling again!

#ts4 #the sims 4 #ts4 legacy #ts4 gameplay #ts4 edit #ts4 screenshots #nightmare legacy #living a nightmare #living a nightmare g1 #riley burns #monica burns #sims 4 legacy #HERE WE GO #i literally wrote an essay under the cut a lot is happening #posting this now so we can get to new gameplay tomorrow AHhHh