#mmmm shark boy

[sanjisblackasswife]

OP Men Failing No Nut November Headcanons(NSFW)

Black Fem Reader in Mind

Bad Summary: Who last NNN and who doesn’t

Ft. Shanks, Sanji, Zoro

CW: Mentions of Sex, Pussy slapping, Oral, Teasing, Zoro is a complete ass, I may do a part 2

Sanji

He lost before he started

In all honesty he’d probably last…a few days, but that’s because he started touching himself again

You mentioned that you wanted to focus more on your training so you wanted to save your energy for the next month and not have sex

First off he started crying

But you said this because you all were getting into way more close calls than usual with fighting enemies and you wanted to prepare for the worse in case Sanji wasn’t there to save you

He did respect your wishes and so for the next 4 weeks there would be no extreme sexual contact between you both. Sanji even went as far as not jack off to practice self restraint.

After the first week it was painful for him but he managed to distract himself with practicing more recipes and training with you

Second week was a breeze, you both were able to sleep on separate sides of the bed without any issues

Now the third week…was a bit difficult for you both.

You noticed how much stronger Sanji got without having the distraction of sex and it got to you.

A lot.

You didn’t want to go back on your word so you had to do and you went into your shared room with him and you found yourself playing with your clit.

Unfortunately Sanji found you as well.

He’d be a liar if he said he was mentally cheering that you failed instead of how quick you were to cover yourself

“Y/N…. You been cheatinggg??”

“N-No! I—this is my first time I swear!”

He couldn’t even stay mad at you, your legs was spread, cunt was dripping, and he has been fucking his fist for way too long as you slept so you decided to “apologize “ by asking him to join you.

Sanji hovered over your pussy almost immediately

“I wish you would have just told me to at least eat this pussy, sweetheart I miss it…”

“But—-ah—-you were….mmmm doing so good!”

Without missing a beat he reminded you how much you missed his tounge and fingers. Sanji usually ignored his own hard cock for your pleasure but he couldn’t handle the strain anymore

You of course notice this and decide to do a move you never done: sitting on his face while sucking him off

Sanji never came so hard and quickly in his life

That don’t mean he was done though no no no. Sanji has so much stamina to make up for how fast he cums so best believe you both were busy that evening.

you both ended up failing NNN together <3

Shanks

Lmao @ you thinking he is even going to participate.

“No sex?? For a MONTH? The hell did I do—“

“Nothing! I just wanted to challenge us.”

He smirked like ^ and “agreed”

Shanks has been eyeing you the entire day, like a literal Shark watching it prey. For some reason the pure fact that you said “no sex” made him want you even more

You looked even better, your clothes looked sexier, your body looked more curvier and teasing

Shanks wanted you so badly.

He was a good boy and kept his distance though, not even touching you a little when beside you

The day went by completely smoothly until it was time to take a bath.

You were by yourself just about to dip your foot in the tub when you felt his heavy gaze behind you.

“Hey—!”

He insisted to bathe you, he claimed to have “no motive” behind it so he got behind you on the edge of the tub and scrubbed your body

He was such a sly dog grazing his hands through the thin towel over your nipples and just way too close to a certain place when he reached your inner thighs.

“Shanks…”

You moaned out his name, it shocked you both for a second but Shanks being the crafty guy he is he keeps teasing you and teasing you, and you know this but he swears up and down he doesn’t know what you’re talking about

It’s not until he eventually gets in the bath with you slowly scissoring inside you when you finally break and give him what you both wanted.

“You want it bad don’t you…”

Almost like he was amused by your greediness, you head on his shoulder, dark chuckle erupted from his chest turning you on more

“Y-yes please! More!”

“But y/n It’s only been a day? My big girl isn’t giving up already??”

His two fingers teased your clit in the water driving you mad, it was big soft circles that always made you spasm around nothing. Shanks knew your body like the back of his hand so getting you to give up was pretty easy

“‘M sorry Shanks Just…pleaseee…please fuck me…”

“You give up?”

“……”

He huffs and slaps your cunt making you pathetically bite your lip, “….yes.”

“Good Girl.”

It didn’t take long until he turned you around aggressively shoving his tongue down your mouth

He reassures you why the challenge was a stupid idea from the jump.

Zoro

“You’re such a needy little bitch sometimes you know that?”

You both had an argument right after having sex about who’s the most horniest so that’s how you both got here bickering butt naked in the bed.

“Oh because you constantly touching my thighs and ass every single day means you’re a saint—“

You and Zoro always have these arguments on who can last longer without sex so you finally wanted to put an end to this.

“Fine, put ya money where ya mouth is 1 week—“

“What?”

“One week. No pussy, no finger, no oral, not even kissing on the lips and whoever loses does whatever the other person says.”

Of course Zoro being Zoro he couldn’t back down to a challenge, but he had some conditions too.

He just never told you about them

The day goes by incredibly well, you and Zoro treated the rest of the evening normally

Which was good because it was all in Zoro’s plan

The days went by and he began to get more touchy, lingering hand holding, purposely moving against your bottom when he walks past you, he even started walked around the ship more shirtless than usual asking if you can watch him work out knowing how much that gets to you

You weren’t dumb though, you caught on pretty quick to his scheme and so you decided to play dirty too. You only wore probably some of the shortest and tightest clothing you could find, you’d constantly bend over in front of Zoro always hearing a small curse under his breath, sometimes you even whisper in his ear about the dirtest things knowing it gives a chill down his spine.

“It kills you seeing me wearing this, huh? You wanna fuck me that badly don’t you?” Zoro pokes his cheek out and chuckles looking forward ignoring you, you really are a piece of work

The teasing just increased to the point where you both were getting disgusted faces at the crew because you and Zoro THOUGHT you were being subtle in being all touchy feely, but everybody knew from the lewd comments/jokes and constant touching what you both were doing

“Can you both just get a room already!” Nami yelled out of annoyance seeing Zoro practically pin you against the wall. You felt embarrassed as hell not realizing you both were in the middle of the deck doing this, but Zoro didn’t care

Eventually that night Zoro decided to take it further in his teasing because he was tired of your bullshit

“What are you Doing?”

Zoro came into your room with nothing but pussy on his mind. He wasn’t really the type to have a high sex drive, but the simple fact that you decided to NOT have sex with him gave him every reason to want it, but he’d never admit that.

He wanted to break you and make you admit you want it.

He got on the bed shirtless and kissed up your legs and massaged them in between, he never answered you just kept doing what he was doing, if you were being honest you missed his kisses, you nearly fell into his Trap immediately but then your eyes widened

“Hey I said no kissing!—“

“You said on the lips….these are your legs…and these are your thighs….and this is your tummy….and these….are your breast.”

You were wearing one of his thin shirts, you felt your nipples get hard, Zoro of course notices and plants wet kisses through the fabric teasing around your sensitive nipples but you grumbled you couldn’t lose

You push him off and climb on top of him immediately attack his weak point: his neck

“F-fuck! Playing—dirty huh?”

To this day you both swear up and down either of you folded first. You believe Zoro did when his fingers glided against your slit and he says you folded when your hand palmed his cock

Either way that morning you both slept in and couldn’t remember a thing except the amount of times you both came in, on, and around each other.

#one piece #one piece headcanons #black reader #one piece smut #one piece x female reader #sanji #sanjionepiece #sanji imagine #sanji x black reader #sanji x reader #one piece x black!reader #zoro headcanons #zoro hcs #black foot sanji #sanji smut #female reader #one piece scenario #x female reader #ronoroa zoro #luffy headcanons #one piece zoro #zoro x reader #Zoro smut #shanks #shanks smut #Shanks x Fem #Shanks x Reader #shanks one piece

[lbcreations-blog]

Any chance of an Imp-Reader (Female or Gender-neutral, ur choice) that often hangs out with Blitz and Stolas, they all like eachother but nobody has confessed to one another- and Reader often keeps getting left behind in their 'group' outings

Not on purpose, the other two just get distracted- and don't realize that each time Reader is left behind, they fall further into a depression- one day they get left behind again, and this time they get abducted and hurt.

The boys find out and find them in the hospital and realize they messed up, and apologize and confess their feelings and reassure Reader they won't leave them behind again.

𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 l͟o͟v͟e͟

Masterlist

You loved hanging with blitz and stolas, they are amazing friends. Thats what you would say if you didn't have a crush on both of them, so its more like. You loved hanging with blitz and stolas, they are amazing demons to crush on.

But there was only one problem. They keep leaving you out when hanging out.

You weren't sure if they were doing it on purpose but it definitely felt like it.

Anyway present day you were getting ready to go out with the two, to a circus that recently came about in the greed ring.

As you were getting dressed you thought about what would be there and what you would do with the two, but then you stopped mid getting dressed, and realized.

What if they leave you behind again?

......

You decided to cross that bridge when you get to it... if that happens. It wont, they are you're friends... Right?

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*A a half an hour later*

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"Hhhmmm i wonder where reader is" Stolas said while stading next to blitz at the entrance of the Circus. "All i know is they are late" Blitz commented

"hey guys!" you said loudly to get there attention to say you are here. "gee what took you so long, mmmm?" Blitz said while stading in a pose.

"Traffic was shit"

"Yea traffic is always shity" Blitz said back to you "well, at least, you are here" stolas said

"Yea 6 minutes late" you said back "well lets get going dont wanna stand here all day, now do we?" Blitz said "ofcourse not blitzy"

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10 minutes later at one of the activities to do while waiting for the show to start

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"Oooo blitzy your so good at this" stolas said in awe at blitzs amazing technique at the game. "yea whatever you say" blitz responded. "hey why not after this we go to the-" "lets go there blitzy" "yea sure that shit looks fun" did they... Just... Ignore you?.. Again?

Mabye they didn't hear you. Yea thats right, they didn't hear you. What are you talking about join your friends.

"Oooo blitzy your so good at this~" sotas said "yea ofcourse i am" blitz responded "so how did you get-" "hey check that shit stolas lets try that one out" blitz said while walking over to it. "oh yes that seems fun" stolas said while following blitz.

Oh no not again they ignored you another time. Mabye they really don't like you, i mean why would you even 'like like' them in the first place? If they dont like you

You know what? your thinking shit, just watch the show and hang out with your friends! Ya be postive! Now where are they again. Yea they should be at that sta- they are not there.

Crap where did they go?

Whatever mabye you should just sit in the show tent and wait for them there they will find you. Yea, you'll do that!

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"Man where is this tent?" you said while looking for it in the sea of demons. "i can help hot stuff" you look to the side to see a shark demon said that. 'this guy looks sus' you thought.

"Yea no thanks" you said looking at the shark demon "common it will be great im not bad or anything" he responded back "says the demon" you said while looking for the tent again "thats it" he said with a groan "thats wha-" "come here!"

He shouted while easily kidnapping you.

(Why was it easy? Well you couldn't react in time from shock i guess)

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In the show tent

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"i wonder where reader is" stolas said to blitz. "they are probably on the toilet, stolas" blitz responded "yea you're right, hope they get here on time" stolas said back "yea, you hope, the lines looked pretty fucking long though"

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'where... am I?' You thought 'wait! Am I tied up?! Yes I am, shit. Shit shit shit' you frantically look around the room to see if there is a way out. No nothing, just a door which is probably locked in case if you get out your restraint.

Now as you realize it, you kinda feel really sore and numb on your left leg. You look down at your leg. Wait is that a... gash! Your clothes right there on your leg is ripped as if a hellhound tried to rip your entire leg off but failed. That's a lot of skin and meet gone.

Just who did this? And why?

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A few minutes later

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You decided to try and get out of your restraints. And funny enough, it. Worked! Which was amazing, but there was one problem. Your legs pain fully came through once you got up. And it hurt like shit.Oh well you were just ganna have to deal with it.

You walked up to the door to see if it would open. And it... Opened? Huh odd. This ether is a test or they are just fucking dumb. You walked through the place cautiously, and somehow you got out.

Now all you need is a taxi to get to sloth which is fucking far hopefully you have enough money in your pocket.

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With stolas and blitz at the circus

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"the shows over and they aren't here" blitz said "do you think they are alright" stolas asked "yea they are pro-" 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐

"who the hell could be calling me now?" blitz said as he answered the phone "what!?" blitz said into the hellphone "is this a blitz-O?" the demon over the phone said

"the O's silent! what the crap do you want?!" blitz responded "a demon by the name of reader L/N has been admitted into the hospital" the demon said "shit!" blitz exclaimed "what is it?" stolas asked "reader is in the hospital" blitz replied "oh my, we should get there quickly, I'll teleport us there, come now"

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With you

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'maybe they dont care about me, i mean i already been through surgery and have been in this hospital room for 10 minutes' you thought

Suddenly the door barged open "reader are you okay/alright?" stolas and blitz said at the same time "oh i thought you guys forgot me" you said in a tired monotone voice. "what do you mean, how could we forget you?" stolas asked.

"what? You guys literally ignore me on all the outtings we go on, and its been about, i think, two hours since ive been admitted into the hospital" you said

Realisation hits the two like a truck on a highway "oh my, im, im so sorry, i had no idea" stolas said "we, we had no idea reader" blitz said "and to think i have a crush on you guys" you said not realizing what was coming out your mouth

"wait you have a crush... On us?" stolas said slowly while blushing. You blush realising what you said. "well satan i cant believe it" blitz said blushing slightly

"what?" you asked "well we" blitz said "we both have a crush on you aswell" stolas said a bit quickly "wait what?" you asked "we talked about it not too long ago, we just weren't to sure how to tell you" stolas said

"but we promise you we wont leave you behind again" stolas said to you in reinsurance "ya we wont let any asshole hurt you again!" blitz said proudly. You giggled at blitzs loud goofyniss

"thanks guys"

Tᕼᗴ ᗴᑎᗪ

This was a long one but pretty nice to wright i hope you enjoyed it anon

I bid you a good day/night

(i just realized reader has a similar personality to charlie, just... Why!?)

#helluva boss #helluva boss x reader #Stolas #stolas x reader x blitzo #stolas x reader #blitzo #blitzo x reader #helluva boss blitzo #Helluva boss stolas #helluva boss stolitz

[pawsimses]

Okay just finished Death Island and I have Thoughts

(SPOILERS BELOW. KINDA.)

* Leon content was 👌👌👌 he is Baby

* Chris and Claire best siblings

* Claire being an Asexual Bi Disaster Headcanon reinforced. Also I ship her and Rebecca now

* Jill absolutely goes home to her husband Carlis after this to vent lol

* Chris and Jill dynamic is 👌👌👌 they are like. Soulmates. I don't ship them but they are best platonic soulmates.

* No Ada was boooooo but I didn't see really anything of my NOTP so I'm v content lol.

* Okay Realistically, the writing was very poor. Plot was all over the place/disjointed and it was hard to follow what was going on for the first half. Dialouge cheesy and cringy. But this is Resident Evil. That's a staple at this point lmfao

* The action was over the top and chaotic and admittedly, I laughed my ass off at the final boss fight. It was just... jfc overkill in a good, hilarious way. I lost it when the rocket launchers came out and even more when Chris held the bullet belt(?).

* Truthfully, regarding above, it's bc a lit of moments in this movie reminded me of my time in 7 Days, especially the last boss fight. The act of finding and using random weapons and ammo you happen to loot on spot is Very Much on par w how we do in that game lmao

* On the flip side though, back to the bad writing.... Dylan could've been handled MUCH better. His arc started out great with an interesting premise and even his later ideology**. But it's quickly lost with the typical corny comic muwahaha villainly. Honestly, it could have worked - they couldve shown a sliw descend into masness and evil after Raccoon instead of leaving a very large gap. But that would probably require more time, like Infinite Darkness had (sort of...). Regardless, there was potentialfor him to be both an interesting villain AND the typical Evil. It just wasnt executed properly here.

**(he's not wrong...one of the things RE has always gotten right, and I will defend, is that it's actually not the monsters you need to worry about, but the people behind them. Or rather, the people with higher power and money and greed. That's the true Resident Evil - it's the evil within human society and corporation.)

* Okay but my biggest takeaway, and probably a Weird Opinion, is due to the obvious comparison in internal doubt and ideology (Government Bad, Big Execs Bad, Basically All Human Greed Bad) between Dylan and Leon... Leon could've been the Villain here. While I doubt he'd turn to bioterrorism, could see him in Dylans exact spot. Disavowed/disillusioned with the government, tired of the lies and cover-ups, tired of his entire LIFE being robbed by state officials who needed a lapdog/cleanup boy/scapegoat. Turning sides because he's just Exhausted and 5000% Done and as he said in Vendetta (yeah I know he's "better" now but mmmm I have Doubts), it's just one bitter fight after another with no end and no way out. Also...Leon in a black button up and trench coat, just sayin' 🤷

(May write an AU post on this bc know I have Ideas)

* AND MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE: NOT. ENOUGH. SHARKS. WHERE WAS THE GOOD AMOUNT OF SHARK CONTENT I WAS PROMISED? WHERE IS MR NOMNOM MCFIN? I DONT EVEN GET A REAL BODY SHOT WHAT THE HE LL

0/10 Needed more Neptunes

#resident evil #leon s kennedy #claire redfield #chris redfield #jill valentine #rebecca chambers #resident evil death island #death island #death island spoilers #resident evil spoilers #leon kennedy #leon scott kennedy #and look was it a crap movie yes #but i did enjoy it #will watch again but glad i rented it instead of buying it lmao

[feralmoonlight]

Ohhh, all of your Under the Horizon posts look soooo cool!! Your designs are EXQUISITE (as with the rest of your art which I am absolutely FUMING I haven't mentioned before because Hello I Am Shaking) and even though you said you might not have a BUNCH planned, I would love to hear any miscellaneous ideas you're keeping. IF you would like to share, of course. I love sitting in here and hearing rambles :) 🌻

You want lore??? You want story tidbits??? I have good and bad news! Bad news is, I had an idea that I no longer fully remember, but said idea was loose at best, and has been scrapped. GOOD news is, I'm rebuilding this thing from the ground up and realized the first run was basically watered down goop with no real substance aside from Mer Bois Go BRRRRR --- SO ok, where to start... UH... First up, have this horribly jotted down blurb about what the boys are that half turns into writing brain taking over near the end~

Mmmm YN is... I don't want to say depressed per say, but in recent years life has thrown a lot of bad their way with not too much good. They're kind of done with people, and the few people they were on good terms with have kind of fallen off. They're stuck, and the rut they're in doesn't really give them many ways of dragging themselves out without some kind of shoulder to lean on. The choice of throwing themself into the water when there might be something lurking out there isn't so much a way to seek an end, but more one of the few things that gives them a sense of exhilaration of actually living again. They love the ocean, and they're fascinated with the creatures they KNOW are out there. But they've only caught glimpses. There's a chance they'll be safe, kind of like swimming with sharks isn't necessarily dangerous if you don't present yourself like food. They aren't HUGE huge, they think, but they don't know how big they really are, or how many. It's risky, but the kind of risk that gets your blood pumping. Sun and Moon are, behavior wise, probably more sea lion/leopard seal grade curious/dangerous? Curious enough to approach with intent, large enough to do damage if they want to. But they're more generally territorial. First meet isn't gonna go smooth. But it's not going to be bad enough to deter YN from wanting to get closer to them again, though maybe with more controlled circumstances. The same meeting is gonna make Sun far more curious, while Moon will have his standoffish 'get the fuck out of my territory' attitude. Both know humans tend to be bad news, but this human is behaving strangely. There's no boat, no nets, no means of hunting them. It just keeps throwing itself in their area and it seems just as curious about them as sun seems to be about it. And when sun plays, it tries to play back. Weird. YN takes this as a new sort of passion. They have a day job, but after that, they start spending a LOT of time on the beach, exploring, trying to figure out where the boys actually live, cause by this point they can tell they breathe air, so they have to sleep on or at least near land somewhere (unless they pull an otter and sleep floating at the surface, or blink-sleep like whales do? gotta check on that) Meanwhile, the boys dwindling pack is getting a bit wary of how much farther humans in general are encroaching on their areas. Encounters are becoming more common. They've avoided being hunted. Avoided being seen. And when they are they run quick enough to be mistaken for something else. Humans are the reason their pack is small. They can't be trusted. Yet here the boys are, slowly befriending and becoming enamored by this human they're treating almost like a stray cat. Granted, the human is doing exactly the same thing. Now the problem here is, both sides will try to coax the other closer to their side of the reef-line. YN wants them to come to the shallows, and the boys are about ready to drag them out to sea to some little remote island off the coast so they can have their 'new friend' all to themselves, since they keep leaving for ages. Still figuring out some more stuff BUT this is what I've got for the start. Give or take a few more tidbits here and there.

[xjumbled-up-brainx]

I un-ironically love the sharks in Octonauts. Sure they are like the villain every time but they cool af.

Randi the Grey Reef Shark is like a mob boss, Lenny my boy is like a classic Californian(US dub), hammerheads are just plain cute. Ima spam some shark appreciation real quick ❤️

✨Mmmm, lunch is served✨

✨eeohhhh✨

✨Auohhh, no, lunch is cancelled✨

#octonauts #above and beyond #octonauts a&b #octonauts above and beyond #don’t like that u tried to eat my Little Matey but ur still cool #wish I was as cool as the sharks

[zealousartisaneggsshepherd]

My first writing on my Twisted Wonderland same size vore au universe

In this Twisted Wonderland au story that has Deuce Spade,who is pred in this au story , and he falls in love with Malleus Draconia in this au is pred too but sometimes he's prey to Deuce Spade, he has a broken horns that make him 188 cm height, and he has a bigger bicep and bulge six pack abs, and he's muscular bodybuilder too, Ace Trappola in this au is pred/prey sometimes, he's muscular bodybuilder, and he has a big bicep, bulge six pack abs, his height is 177 cm and his age is 17 years old ,and Male Yuu is muscular bodybuilder , and he's sometimes pred or prey, he's big bicep and bulge six pack abs, his height is 176 and his age is 17 years old of this au story, Deuce Spade in this au story, he's muscular bodybuilder teen boy in NRC, his age is 17 years old and, his height is 180 cm and he has a big bicep and bulge six pack abs. And this au story is Model, Swimmer, Bodybuilder, Athlete , Animal Boys, Werewolf, Octopus /Squid/ Eel / Shark merman same vore story : same size vore, safe vore, voreplay, voreception, m/m , m/multiple prey , m/mm , m/m/m , m/m/m/m , m/mmm , m/mmmm, muscle growth , muscle flexing , muscle growth potion, digestion, boylove / gay / yaoi , oral vore , bulge same size vore belly , werewolf transformation, bloated round vore belly, swollen vore belly , friend/friend , boyfriend/boyfriend, stuffing, eating contest, touching crotch, blushing , rubbing belly, naked prey, kissing, belch , fusion ,squirm , struggle , aftermath, before that, after that, later on, multiple choices with choosing of these ending,bathroom, shower scene, take a bath, male pred / male prey, Deuce Spade pred / prey . And this Muscular Bodybuilder Deuce Spade 's uniform in this au is School unifrom, Bodybuilder workout uniform, Trunks underwear uniform, Swimmer boxer pants unifrom, Athlete unifrom, PE uniform , Starsending Robes uniform, Beach swimsuit uniform, Swimsuit uniform , Bunny suit uniform , Heartslabyul Dorm uniform , Zhongli Cosplay uniform , Octavinelle Dorm uniform , Swimming Club uniform, Swimming Trunks underwear uniform, Ghost marriage uniform.

# Request make for same vore story on this story about Deuce Spade in this au being pred and eating his friends , love and boyfriend. # ask # q&a # answer

[crazybigredlove]

1st September 2013

Petey-Boy, 

Happy Birthday!! First time that I haven't spent your birthday with you and admittedly it feels a little strange. Luckily there's a replica of you on the couch so I'm sure I can make do. Hoping that wherever in the world you are you're making the most of it. 

Long time no write. Or call. Or email. Or text message. Or smoke signal. Or cave painting. It's starting to feel a little like maybe I'll never hear from you again. It would be nice if you could do something to address that. Feeling like all I do these days is moan about my love life and mention how it would be nice to hear from you again one day... 

Career crisis. Not an exaggeration. Completely unbeknownst to me, Miranda was monitoring my every internet-based move at work. Forced to admit to behaving like a typical scorned woman in that I've been stalking all my ex-boyfriends as a way of dealing with the Big Red rejection. Lawyer Lucas has been getting some hardcore attention. Remember how he was hot back then? He got hotter. The greatest regret of my life is no longer failing in my quest to become a rockstar, it's that I didn't stay with him. Now a little ex-boyfriend stalking doesn't sound like such a bad thing, unless of course you have a boss like mine who takes delight in every opportunity to get angry at me. She pulled me into her office after lunch and honestly, I feel strongly that if she's going to get angry at me she should have to take off those ridiculous glasses that make her look like a bird. 

"Liv, I feel we need to talk." Her eyes narrowed and she folded her hands in front of her on the desk. The corners of her mouth began to drop in what I think was disappointment but may also have been low blood sugar and/or a hunter limbering up before it takes down it's prey. Even though every person over age five and with only half a brain could work out this was one of those times to shut up and sit down, unfortunately my mouth continued to move. 

"Sure, I mean I feel we talk a lot, but we could talk more if you wanted?" Shifting uneasily in my chair I was wishing for the millionth time in my life that I had been graced with a verbal filter. "Not that I'm really sure what else we could talk about, because from where I'm sitting, I feel like we already talk all the time and there's no need to put a formal talking policy in place." "We've been monitoring your computer usage." 

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccck. 

"Oh. Then I'm guessing we probably need to talk about that." "Mmmm. There seems to be quite a bit of time spent on Facebook. I went so far as to see what it was about Facebook that was so interesting. Seems it was mainly men you were looking at. Quite good-looking men I might add, but that does not detract from the problem that it is happening on work time and the quality of you work has experienced a decline recently. Who are these men?" 

"Well," I begin and pause. My brain and mouth are competing right now. There's a war being waged over whether to blurt out whatever nonsensical crap I can come up with or whether to put at least two seconds effort into devising a cunning cover story. "Most of them are men I have dated. I'm just tracking their progress through life. Seeing how they're doing. Hoping that at least a shark eats one of them. Run over by a tractor. Crushed by a falling cow. Accidental implosion. That sort of thing." 

Okay, so my mouth won. 

It's hard to be certain, but the corners of her mouth seemed to be twitching, almost like she was trying not to laugh. "And you thought that the most appropriate time of day to do that was during working hours when you're being paid to write health and wellness articles?" 

"Well, I can see why that might not seem like the best idea..." I begin strongly. "Bust mostly I did it during working hours because after I've written a killer article I need some down time to let go of the previous piece before I can launch headfirst into the next one. Sort of cleansing the palate if you will." 

Her face softened as did her voice. "Liv, we've talked about this. I have been there. I have dealt with being the only single woman at the dinner party, or having your life not be what you thought it would be, and I can sympathise, I can. But I think if you're going to dedicate that amount of your day to stalking your exes it really should be in your own time. Either that or you need to consider whether this is actually where you want to be." 

The crimson colour to hit my cheeks answers for me. And she watches me empathetically, a crinkle forming at her eyes. Then again that may not have been empathy after all though. It may have just been disappointment in herself at being the one responsible for hiring me. Staring at me silently and her face now awash with sympathy, I can feel her waiting for me to speak. "You're right, Miranda. From now on I'll ensure that my stalking is conducted in my own time." 

"Liv, I'm going to be quite blunt with you. Your problem as I see it is that you have zero faith in yourself. Zero. I'm talking about all aspects of your life. Dating especially. Everyone in this office knows about your relationship woes. Have you ever walked away from a man before he walked away from you? Have you ever taken a chance on something for no other reason than because it's what you wanted to do? Do you ever actually make decisions or do you just settle for however things play out?" Cock my head to the side and stare thoughtfully at the ceiling as I try to conjure up at least one name from my past that fits that description. None are forthcoming so I move on to decisions that I've made. Then the silence gets too much. "That's what I thought." 

"It's not that they all treat me badly or anything," I hear myself protesting. "That's not what I said." "I'm fussy and when I find one I actually like I tend to hang on long after they've gone because finding another one is soooo hard," I moan. "That's not really such a bad thing! Is it? I mean, I don't outwardly stalk them or hold on. I don't ring them constantly or turn up on their doorstep. It's a very passive aggressive resistance to moving on." "If they broke-up with you and it was a shock, or they tried to come back afterwards, then they have not treated you well. You are better than men like that." "Well, I mean, that's not all of them." "If they cheated on you or didn't call when they said they would, they have not treated you well." I puff my cheeks out, but I've lost. "Are there any that didn't meet those descriptors?" I shake my head. "It wouldn't seem so." "Move on. They aren't worth it." 

I feel like I should salute her, but I know better. I settled for staring at my hands instead and biting my tongue against telling her that as my boss none of this is any of her business anyway. 

Following that up with a stern talking-to regarding picking up my standard of work, it wasn't long before she had me agreeing to do my absolute best to get back to my previous standard (which was pretty mediocre as well if I'm remembering myself correctly) as soon as possible. She pointed out that hopefully that meant she wouldn't clock me staring into space for over forty-five minutes again. Earlier suspicions have now been confirmed: he is in fact a cruel, retired, Government spy determined to take me down. 

Bitch. 

Not really. I felt something akin to affection as I sat there talking it over with her. It was the kind of support that I imagine most women my age would get from their mother. I wonder where mine is? I should check my email. 

After work I settled myself in to whine to Christopher about it. 

"Why do you even work there?" "Who else would hire me?" "You're not a bad writer, Liv. You could find another job." "Is that cereal? I thought we weren't eating grains again." 

"I'm eating the last of it. I'm not throwing out perfectly good food just because you want to start a new fad diet." "This isn't a fad though! There is irrefutable evidence." "Oh," he says through a mouthful of something that may be NutriGrain judging from how much the smell is making me salivate. "I agree with the research, I'm just not convinced you'll stick with it." 

I punch him in the arm. "Jerk." "Get a new job. Apply for something. Anything. You might actually find a job you like." Spying the box behind him I reach round and promptly jam a handful in my mouth. "Do you like your job?" "Can you stop chewing before you speak? Please? Yeah I like my job enough. I get to help people and they pay me a truckload of money to do it." Shrug. "Why wouldn't I like it?" "You also get to meet lots of women." "It's a perk." "Speaking of which, why haven't there been as many round the house lately? Are you getting sick?" Picking up the box, he jams it into my hands. "Eat your grains. We have training soon." 

Christopher had asked earlier in the week if he could join me today and I had a minor anxiety attack at him seeing how slow and clumsy I am. It was a little embarrassing having him practically walking while I was breathing as heavily as a phone stalker and dripping with sweat, but it was nice having him there. As we were getting ready to leave Dylan strolled in, smiling as always. 

"Liv! How you been?" That smile always lightens my mood. "Not too bad. Still caught in a battle to the death with Cupid, but what can you do? This is Christopher, my housemate." Chris extends his hand with a curious expression. "Chris, this is Dylan. He's been my training buddy on the two or three occasions I've bothered to turn up in the last month." "Hey, you must be Pete's brother. Used to see him here a bit before he took off. Fuck, you two are identical." 

"Yeah, that's me. I'm the replacement while he's away. How's she been going? Is she improving at all with her two sessions a month?" Dylan laughs. "Don't listen to her, she turns up more than that." "I know. I live with her. I barely listen to a word she says though because most of it is the Liv-version which never really correlates with reality." 

Because I want to kick him it seems best to get him out of there. "Okay, well we were heading off. Enjoy your workout and I'll see you soon, okay?" "Looking forward to it," he says grinning at me before turning to Christopher. "Nice to meet you, Chris." Chris smiles back even though he stays silent. 

We're halfway home when it starts. "You seriously don't learn, do you?" His voice is tight with anger, as if he has to force the words out, and he's fighting to keep from yelling. "Huh?" "Dylan. There is always a guy. You're always looking for the next one to screw you over. Fuck, Liv. Can you even meet a guy without flirting with him?" Shaking his head he sped up his pace, trying to get away from me. "Chris!" I called, hands in the air and face screwed up in pained confusion, but he didn't turn back or slow down. I let him go. 

Got home just in time to answer the ringing phone. "Hello?" "Liv." Oh God. Your mother is calling from blocked numbers again and I didn't screen the call. "Hi. Um, I'm in trouble aren't I?" Collapsing onto the couch I brace for an earful that doesn't come. "No, you're not in trouble, Liv. But if something were going on between you and Christopher you would tell me. Wouldn't you?" "Yes. Why?" "I'm just checking." "I thought we covered this at breakfast the other day?" "We did. I'm making sure no one felt a need to change their story between then and now. Of course, I'm sure neither you nor Christopher would do something to ruin a friendship that is nearly thirty years old just because one or both of you was feeling a little lonely." "Of course not. Besides, he just yelled at me because I talked to a guy at the gym. He's insane." 

"Oh, Liv. When will you learn? We'll see you both for dinner soon." The phone goes dead. 

What is going on with your mad family? That was the longest day of my life. 

Liv x 

[kurosae]

Fictional boys with sharp teeth?? Rb if you agree

#-Haji #i love my shark boys #so much #i need more of them #i was thinking about #kirishima eijirou #and i just #sharp teeth mmmm

[wendylianmartin]

i am SO EMOTIONAL RN the boys are BACK TOGETHER AND oh my god was that episode a ROLLERCOASTER

firstly: kappa breaking free of the prophecy for the first time!!! out of his own will!!!!!!!!!!!

secondly: his efforts rewarded by seeing his shark boyfriend again <3

i slammed my fist on my desk when i read that part mmmm the serotonin from that whole episode <3

thank you SO MUCH for making castle swimmer <3

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[triplexdoublex]

Sex Drive part 2

Pairings: Colson x Reader, Colson x Reader x Rook Reader x Rook

Warnings/tags: smut, unexpected exhibitionism, threesome, double penetration, anal, choking, hair pulling, mild spitting, humiliation, jealousy, being walked in on

Authors note: Being wet DOES NOT = consent irl, just had to put that out there as it may seen I’m suggesting that in a certain scene, Kells is just saying sexy shit and reader is 100% consenting.

Part 1 here

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“I knew you wouldn’t be able to go without sex the whole month,” you tease with a giggle as Colson secures his black flag bandana around your eyes from behind you. “Can’t even make it two more weeks, huh?” You tease.

He roughly grips your jaw, turning your head to speak into your ear. “Funny, I don’t remember giving you permission to talk,” he grits through his teeth as he strips your body bare. “Now, walk!” he commands, pushing you forward.

“Oooh where are we going?” You question playfully.

“Don’t worry about it,” he quips, shoving you through the doorway of the adjoining hotel room, unbeknownst to you.

Once inside the room he quickly removes the bandana from your eyes and tosses you down on the bed before you have a chance to view your surroundings.

“Colson?” you push yourself up on your hands confused. “This isn’t our ro — Jesus Christ!” You shriek when you take notice of Rook sitting in an oversized chair in the corner of the room, his elbows resting on his knees with both hands wrapped around the neck of a beer bottle between his legs, his eyes scoping out your naked frame. “What the hell is going on?” You look quizzically between Colson and Rook while clutching a pillow over your exposed body.

Colson looks proud of himself, smirking as he watches your face morph through a series of reds, settling on the brightest. If there was one thing stronger than Colson’s jealousy it was his humiliation kink. He loved the way you blushed and got all shy and flustered whenever you got embarrassed, and he couldn’t think of anything more embarrassing for you than one of his best friends seeing your most intimate areas… and perhaps even touching them — with your permission of course.

“Is someone gonna answer me, what’s going on?” You repeat.

“Well I figured with all the times I’ve caught you checking out Rook I’d give you the opportunity to fuck him.” Colson answers nonchalantly.

“Colson I thought we established I was only checking him out to make you jealous so you’d be more rough with me,” you remind him. ‘Ok maybe the use of the word ‘only’ was stretching the truth a bit,’ you think to yourself. You know damn well that wasn’t the only reason. You’d be lying if you said you didn’t find Rook attractive. “That’s why I’m punished, ‘no dick for a month’ remember?”

“That’s not what I said — I said you’re not getting MY dick for a month. You’re welcome to have Rooks….while I watch of course,” he smirks.

As if that was his cue, Rook stands and walks over towards you. He places his half drunken beer on the nightstand and takes a seat at the foot of the bed.

You swear your heart stops beating for a full ten seconds before you can form words. “Have you gone insane!? You want me to fuck Rook...while you watch?” You question in shock, certain he has lost his damn mind.

“Well, I mean, you’re free to say no… but let’s be honest, we both know that you won’t,” Colson sits on the bed next to you and snatches the pillow covering you from your grasp. “Just look at that pussy, glistening!” He prys your legs open to show Rook just how much the whole idea already has you absolutely dripping. “Now does this look like the pussy of a girl who’s about to say no?” he runs a finger through your slick folds gathering your arosal and turns to Rook who just bites his lip and shakes his head.

There’s no hiding the fact that you want this, you’re more shocked at how into it Colson seems, but he’s right, you certainly weren’t gonna say no.

“Don’t be shy, come have a taste Rookie,” Colson taunts holding out his glossed finger. Rook moves further up the bed, opposite colson, one boy now on each side of you. He leans in and extends his tongue curling it around the silken thread of your excitement stringing from Colson’s finger, and pulls it into his mouth.

“Whatcha think bro, how she taste?”

“Mmmm, fuck! Amazing actually!” Rook exclaims, smacking his tongue against his lips, savoring your essence. “No word of a lie bro, some of the best pussy I’ve ever tasted, ya lucky bastard.”

“Yeah?” Colson’s chuckles at his enthusiasm. “Well help me get her warmed up a little, then she’s all yours,” he says gently stroking your clit. “Although she clearly doesn’t need it,” he jokes, amused by how wet you are. “But something tells me she’ll enjoy both of us playing with her for a bit. Ain’t that right baby?” He smirks, looking at you.

“Please,” you squirm under Colson’s touch and the anticipation of Rooks.

Slowly Rook begins trailing the tips of his fingers up your inner thigh, inching closer to where to want it most before finally joining Colson’s. They join forces , sandwiching your clit between both of their fingertips as they work you methodically.

“Oh, fuck,” your voice shakes, a cocktail of nerves and pleasure coursing through you. As good as it feels and as much as you want it , you can’t help but be a little anxious, it’s been a long time since anyone but Colson has seen you naked never mind touching you like this. “You two are gonna be the death of me,” you moan breathily arching your back up off the bed.

“Relax slut, this just the beginning” Colson leans in, his warm breath ghosting over your nipples as he glides his fingers down to your entrance. He easily slips in two of them, the cool metal of his rings bumping against your warm heat with every curl of his fingers; Rook now having solo reign over your clit. Colson’s free hand grips your breast, his thumb and forefinger tugging at your nipple, before taking it into his mouth. Rook follows suit attaching his mouth to your opposite breast, making sure to leave soft violet markings in his wake, claiming you, if only for the night.

“Alright, I’ll let you take over from here,” Colson says to Rook, slipping his fingers out of you. “Be a good girl for Rook,” he grips your chin smearing your juices along your jawline before retreating to the oversized chair in the corner, where he begins palming himself through his jeans. And like a shark to blood, Rook is drawn to your scent, his mouth moving up your chest, and neck, devouring your slick remnants with open mouthed kisses, while he continues to massage the sweet spot between your thighs.

“You taste so good,” he smiles against your mouth before kissing you. His tongue prods at your lips , begging for entrance. You part your pout welcoming him inside; your tongues beginning a do-si-do. He feels so foreign in your mouth; taboo in the best way.

“Yeah?” You break the kiss. “Why don’t you taste it straight from the source,” you say seductively.

“Yes ma’am. Don’t gotta tell me twice,” Rook smirks before disappearing between your thighs.

“Now we’re getting somewhere!” Colson chides from the corner of the room, freeing himself from the confines of his bulging jeans. Slowly, he strokes himself in rhythm with Rooks tongue fucking in and out of you, watching as he gathers your sweetness on his tastebuds.

“Mmmmm, God—“ Rook huffs in unbelievable enjoyment against your core, before attaching his lips snugly around your clit, providing it with gentle pulsating suction. It’s different than you’re used to — Kells being more of the rapid tongue flicking type— but damn, if it doesn’t feel equally as good.

“Uhh, yes! Just like that, Rook. Don’t stop!” You exclaim in pleasure; one hand gripping the sheets, the other the back of Rooks neck.

Hearing you say Rook’s name like that has Colson squeezing his cock harder and faster, his jealousy unintentionally tightening his grip. He’s enjoying watching you be pleasured but can’t curb feeling possessive, in fear that perhaps you’re enjoying this a little TOO much.

“I still... Mmm...can’t… get over… how good you taste,” Rook speaks between open-mouth kisses to your tenderness. “I swear I could eat you as my last meal,”

“Dawg, keep talking to my fucking girl like that and it WILL be your last meal,” Colson half jokes, his jealousy peaking for sure — now beating his dick as if it were Rook. “How ‘bout you just shut up and fuck her now, before I change my mind.”

“Ready?” Rook questions with a smirk ,from between your thighs.

“Ready!” You squirm impatiently, already missing the contact of his tongue .

Quickly, Rook strips off his leather vest and other clothing until he’s completely naked. Just as he’s about to get settled between your legs Colson pipes up again from the corner.

“Baby I want you to ride him, lemme see those titties and ass bounce for me while you fuck yourself on his dick.”

“Mmmm hell yeah! I wanna see too,” Rook says excitedly, moving to lay on his back; arms behind his head.

“You’re pushing it Rook!” Colson warns.

“Baby, chill,” you giggle at how flustered Colson’s getting. “I know this pussy only belongs to you,” you turn facing him, spreading yourself open. Colson groans at the sight, his eyes momentarily slipping shut as he tries not to bust right there. “Besides—,” you smirk. “This was your idea.”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah C’mon… less talking, more fucking,” Colson orders.

You climb over Rook who’s waiting with cock in hand pointed towards the heavens and squat over him, hovering just above the tip before sinking down to the hilt with a moan. You push back up, and come down fast, your skin echoing off Rooks with a slap.

“Ugh fuck!,” Rook sits halfway up to mouth at your breasts and neck as you continue to bounce in his lap.

You turn your head back slightly to watch Colson, his teeth sunken deep into his bottom lip, eyes so intensely glued to every roll of your hips, and his hips thrusting up to fuck into his own palm. You turn back to Rook and pick up the pace riding him harder and faster knowing Colson’s close to finishing. You don’t know what burns more the desire inside of you or your thighs, but you don’t stop, determined to make both men and yourself cum at any moment now.

“Oh, Rook!” You cry out with your head thrown back and hands planted firmly on his tattooed chest. You’re so so close.

“Ahww, shit, you gonna cum?” Rook questions out of breath. “Me too.”

Just then the hotel door clicks open “Hey, Rook have you seen Kel— WHAT THE FUCK!!” Exclaims Slim completely caught off guard by what he’s seeing, bringing you and Rook to a halt. “Girl, I know you think it’s cute to make Kells jealous and shit so he’ll choke or whatever crazy shit you’re into but you took it took it too far this time, cuz Kells about to choke both you to DEATH when he finds out.”

“Yo! Why the fuck does everyone keep talking when I’m tryna cum?” Colson yells annoyed and on the edge from the corner of the room.

“Kells???” Slim questions peering around the door. “Da fuck is going on in here? Ya know what, second thought, I don’t wanna know. I— I’m just… I’m just gonna go,” Slim states in utter shock and confusion as he backs out the door.

“Good idea, try fucking knocking next time maybe? Rook shouts after him.

“Fuck, my legs are killing me!” You huff as soon as you hear the door click shut, shifting your weight onto your knees. Immediately, Rook takes over, snapping his hips up and into you from below.

“Aye, I can’t take this shit no more my hands about to fucking fall off, lemme get in there,” Colson says getting up from the chair and kicking off his jeans and boxers. He tugs his shirt over his head and climbs behind you on the bed. He spits in his hand ,coating his cock with his saliva, then brings the tip to the only hole not currently occupied: your ass. You’re no stranger to anal; it is Colson’s favorite afterall. You welcome the penetrating stretch as he pushes in. It’s slightly awkward at first as the boys figure out and establish a rhythm that works for all three of you. Their cocks pound in and out of you in unison; one in each hole, providing you with the most pleasurable, satisfying fullness. “Unh, baby so fucking good for us. Taking it so well,” Colson praises you through gritted teeth . “You like being a little whore for us like this, huh? Rook fucking your pussy while I fuck this ass?” He asks crudely with a hardy slap to your backside.

“I fucking love it — YES! Treat me like a fucking whore!” You exclaim in wild passion, as you teeter on the edge of orgasm.

“Oh we’ll treat you like a whore alright!” Colson speaks through his groans, grabbing a fistful of your hair using it as leverage to pound into you harder.

With your head yanked back in Colson’s grasp, Rook takes advantage of the unoccupied column of flesh above him, wrapping his hand tightly around your throat. The way both boys have you feeling like a used plaything has you cumming in seconds, riding out wave after wave. The noise they make as you clench around them both is like heaven; Rook’s slightly louder and high pitched than Colson’s deep throaty rumble. They cum almost in perfect time with eachother; with Colson just a few seconds sooner, filling your ass with his warmth, as Rook pulls out, busting his load up onto your stomach. The three of you collapse into a sticky sweaty mess, both boys rolling to your sides; the air thick with heavy breathing and the smell of sex.

The way Rook looks completely spent and fucked out of his mind is hilariously adorable; still trying desperately to catch his breath, his leg visibly twitching and shaking and his hand running through his sweaty hair with a ‘did that really just happen?’ expression on his face .

“You ok there buddy?” Colson’s laughs, reaching over you to give Rook’s arm a tap with the back of his hand. Colson’s used to having crazy sex with you by now.

“Umm ...I think so.” He releases a long winded breath followed by a brief chuckle.

“You know what my favorite part about this was?” You turn to Colson. “I broke you!!” You tease.”Not only did I get Rook’s dick but I got yours too! Slim was right when he said you wouldn’t last through my punishment with your sex drive!”

“For the record, I said you weren’t gonna get my dick in your PUSSY, for a month. Now correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t that your ass I just fucked? Nice try, you’re still punished.”

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[eirist]

A Taste of Summer II

SUNKISSED

One-shot #: 5

Disclaimer: One Piece (and its characters) belongs to Eiichiro Oda-sensei.

Reminder: I have no beta-reader. Any grammatical and spelling errors are solely mine.

Warning: OOC possible. One shot.

Rating: T  (Teasing… Flirting… lots and lots of teasing and flirting. Plus a hint that they probably will have an unwritten sexy time.)

Note: Last prompt for the ZoNami Week 2020 at zonamievents in Tumblr. Day 5: Tan Lines. And it only took me months to finish this collection. But it’s done so I can now start my Autumn/Fall prompts.

Summary: His grey eye met hers. And the heat behind it was unmistakable. It was hotter than the sun she loves basking under.

It vaguely registered to him how brilliantly her orange hair shone against the sun.

How it glowed so radiantly…

Vibrantly…

As fiery as her personality.

Any more thoughts running inside his head came to a standstill when her lips slanted against his to deepen their kiss, prompting him to give her more access to his mouth.

She hummed—a rather, satisfied sound—as her fingernails scratched lightly against his scalp.

Her other hand started rubbing the well-defined muscles of his chest; his own was grasping her by the nape, pushing her closer to him while his free arm all but caged her body against his as their kiss turned aggressive.

She shifted on his lap slightly, pressing herself to him as they continued their lip lock.

They were on the top of the island’s lighthouse. Nami had seen it when they docked a few days ago and figured it would be nice to get a view of the whole area from that vantage point. But she only got the time to put her plan to action today—after arm twisting him to accompany her by reminding him of his accumulated debts these past few weeks from all the stress and waiting he subjected her to. 

He wasn't all too happy to acquiesce and she already expected that. So she threw in a promise of an undisturbed nap and some booze from the Sunny's secret stash as well. 

That changed his mind and sealed the deal.

So they headed towards the old white structure after breakfast despite the irritating, non-stop whining of that stupid love cook about how his Nami-swan shouldn't be left alone with him—the idiot moss head. 

Once at the top, Zoro settled down the wide gallery deck as Nami set up her surveying tripod and telescope.

The moment she finished… she made herself at home on his lap. 

What was supposedly a 'thank you' kiss had turned into a full blown make out session. And now they are kissing each other like there's no tomorrow.

This is most likely the result of all the tiptoeing they've been doing around each other these past weeks. Ok, more like the tiptoeing HE had been doing these past weeks… because Nami already knows what she wanted and was just waiting for him to come around.

“Mmmm…” she murmured against his lips, finally managing to pull away after a little while. “At this rate, I’m not gonna finish surveying this island.” Her voice was husky, eyes a bit unfocused as she gazed at him.

“Not my fault,” Zoro drawled, stealing one last kiss on her lips before giving her a rather arrogant smirk. “I’m not the one who got comfortable in my lap.”

“It IS comfortable here,” she agreed cheekily, her hand still rubbing at his pectorals.

"I can see that."

“You complaining?”

The corners of his lips quirked up some more and he shrugged. 

Her laugh was melodious as she untangled herself from him.

He must say... he was rather disappointed. How can he easily miss the way she was wrapped around him when it was just merely seconds ago?

"You should stop distracting me Zoro," she teased as she stood up. 

"Can't help it if you can't stay focused on what you're supposed to be doing."

Nami just chortled at his response. There was that certain twinkle behind her brown eyes as she regarded him... a naughty gleam he had just recently got accustomed to seeing.

She gave him a cat-that-ate-the-canary grin before swiveling around to finally pay attention to her surveying tools.

Zoro leaned back against the metal wall, hands behind his head, ready to pass out anytime as Nami gradually gets into her zone. It’s not like he will be able to disturb her without risking an increase in his currently renewed debt. Plus, she did promise him booze and an undisturbed nap.

And damn he’s going to get 'em both.

He yawned widely as he felt himself relax at the soporific sound of the waves crashing on the rocks below. His grey eye flitted towards Nami to check on her first before he succumbed to sleep.

The swordsman silently observed her… admiring the serene look she had on her face as she scribbled and doodled on that small notebook she had remarkably pulled out somewhere from her tight, pale yellow sundress.

Her orange hair whipped wildly across her face, prompting her to tilt her head towards the wind so they will be blown back and away from her pretty face…

…and sun-kissed shoulders.

“Quit staring at me Zoro,” she suddenly said, looking back at him with a smirk. “You’re making me blush.”

He scoffed.

She snickered at his reaction and went back to charting the island.

He, on the other hand, went back to watching her.

Her brows were furrowed in what could only mean deep concentration. She chewed on her lower lip as she focused on whatever was jotted down her notebook. 

He always marveled at the discipline and effort she puts out for her beloved maps. It was almost the same as what he devotes to his training and swordsmanship.

When she’s like this… Zoro realized that he can stare at her forever.

“You’re still looking, Zoro,” her playful voice broke into his thoughts.

He blinked up at her.

Nami was eyeing him again. Though despite the mischievous grin on her lips, he can see that her cheeks were slightly flushed and he knows that it has nothing to do with the sun.

He inwardly smirked.

“I take it you like what you’re seeing?”

He returned her grin with his signature shark-like one. “And if I do? Are you going to charge me for looking?”

“Yes. That’s 200,000 belis added to your debt.”

“200,000 belis are for groping.” Zoro pointed out, cocking an eyebrow at her.

She looked genuinely surprised that he knows that. 

“How come I owe you 200,000?” He asked, frowning. “Wait, don’t tell me you put a price on earlier?! I didn't grope, you greedy onna!”

“Idiot,” Nami reached down to pinch his cheek. “That doesn’t have a price. The charge is for catching you ogling at me twice!”

“The hell? You sure are evil,” he grumbled, wrapping a hand around her wrist. A wicked smile suddenly appeared on his face and he tugged her down to him.

She easily let him pull her right back into his lap… arms automatically wrapping around his neck.            

“And that’s why you like me,” Nami joshed, beaming at him.

“Who says I do?”

She pouted. “Didn't you kiss me because you like me? Oh you wound me!”

The corner of Zoro’s lips twitched amusedly. “You’re mistaken.”

“Am I really?”

“Really.”

"That wasn’t what you said last night.”

She was right. He did say that when they finally talked about what happened in the orchard after they  sneaked out of the villa for a late night stroll along the beach and almost got caught by Robin and Franky. 

And Brook.

And Usopp.

And Sanji for crying out loud!

Why are their crew mates such night owls?

Luckily they were able to wrap things up about their relationship and managed a kiss or two before nearly encountering their still awake and about friends.

“Hello?” Nami tapped his forehead with her knuckles. “Are you still there Zoro?”

“What?” He must’ve zoned out, thinking about yesterday’s events.

“Getting lost in your own thoughts huh?”

"Shut up."

He playfully sank his teeth on one bare shoulder.

“Hey!!!" 

Zoro grinned roguishly at her and immediately planted a kiss on the spot to appease her. “Can't resist. You're being more cheeky than usual."

Nami scowled at him. "Biting will cost you another hundred thousand belis!”

"Just put it on my tab. You have my permission to cash my bounty once my debt reaches it.”

Her eyes widened. Then she sniggered. “You must like me so much that you’re actually willing to be surrendered to the marines.”

“Yeah.”

She blushed when he easily admitted it but instantly recovered her composure as she tossed her head back and laughed loudly. 

Damn! Who knows Zoro can be endearing sometimes?

Nami kissed his cheek adoringly. “I’ll hold on to that. Nothing can make a woman fall so hard than a man willing to be handed over to the marines.”

“To cash out his millions worth bounty.” Zoro added.

“To cash out his millions worth bounty.” Nami agreed with a wide smile. “I really like that part a lot.”

“Tch. Of course you do. You're a money fiend after all.”

She laughed again and childishly stuck out her tongue at him. “Priorities Zoro.” 

“Glad to know I’m one of the least.”

“Uh-huh,” she nipped him on the jaw. “Now I'm going to focus on my other priority," she gestured to her equipment. "The earlier I finish, the sooner we can head back. Robin and I planned to sunbathe while we babysit you boys. Pretty sure you all want to run amok and play before we leave this island.”

“Is that why you’re wearing a swimsuit underneath this?” Zoro inquired as his fingers played with the thin strap of her dress.

“That and you know how spontaneous our crew is. First it's a barbecue party then the next thing you know one or three of our idiot hammers’ in the sea, drowning."

“You rarely go after our hammers.”

Nami rolled her eyes exaggeratedly. “That’s because we have you and Sanji-kun for that.”

“Hnnn…” he traced the strap on her shoulder before his finger strayed off path, to run along the bikini string that was diagonally traversing her collarbone.

She shivered slightly under his touch. Something inside her immediately sparked.

“I don’t see why you still need to sunbathe,” he was saying as he hooked a finger on her strap, nudging it to the side. “You’ve already had too much sun while we’re staying here.” He touched the tan line she was sporting underneath. “Still not roasted enough?”

Nami looked indignant. “What the hell do you mean by that?!”

He chuckled, dipping his head down and kissing the still pale skin.

And she melted just like that... her annoyance instantaneously dissipating. A familiar heat crept up her entire body and she groaned. “Damn it!”

He was looking smug. Absolutely liking the way he affects her. 

This is better than he expected when he kissed at the orchard.

"Thought we're here to map and nap Nami?"

She narrowed her eyes at him. She was slowly learning that Zoro can be a tease when he wants to.

But she wasn't the kind to just let him one up her. Together or not she wouldn't let him take the upper hand.

She batted her eyelashes at him. 

"Oh," her voice took on a flirtatious tone. "Here I thought you want to see and touch more."

Apparently Zoro was thinking just the same thing. 

“Of course I do,” he played along, whispering in her ear. “How about you lose the dress? Lemme see those tan lines you worked so hard to get?”

It took all her willpower not to let her jaw drop in pure amazement.

Was he really the same person who was hesitant to make the first move? Who managed to turn his back on her while she was top naked in front of him after skinny dipping on the lake?

Who consistently refused to kiss her despite every damn opportunity they have until he cannot stop himself anymore?

She heard the low rumble of his laughter as she just stared blankly at him.

“Is this…” she managed to say after a few seconds of short circuiting. “Your not-so-subtle way of saying you want me naked?”

“I think I’ve waited long enough Nami.” He stated in that deep, lazy yet light-hearted voice that she was secretly fond of.

A delicious shiver of anticipation ran all over her body and made her skin crawl.

“And you actually want me to believe that Roronoa Zoro’s actually interested in things like tan lines and a naked girl?”

He shrugged his shoulders.

“You!” She exploded when she saw the corner of his lips twitching. Her moron swordsman was trying not to laugh. “Quit teasing me, you idiot!” She bopped him on the head lightly as he finally laugh out loud.

She glared at him as he continued laughing at her expense.

This is going to be one hell of an interesting relationship.

With a vexed-sounding huff, she scooted away from his lap to stand up, giving his leg a nice, good kick.

Zoro caught her by the ankle. Still grinning up at her, he said, “Just go back to your mapping Nami, I still want my nap.”

“Damn right you still do! By all means kindly please pass out now!”  

“And booze.”

“I will drown you later in favorite sake!”

He threw her a cocky smirk as his thumb rubbed circles on the inside of her ankle. “The sooner you finished the better. We can continue where we left off back at the villa.”

Nami raised an eyebrow at him. “Where we… left off?”

His grey eye met hers. And the heat behind it was unmistakable. It was hotter than the sun she loves basking under to get tanned.

“You actually thought I was just teasing you?”

#zoro x nami #ZoNa #zonami #zonalove #zona one-shots #zoro nami fanfiction #zonamiweek2020 #zonamieventstumblr #zonamievents

[themelonsins]

12 for kazuichi souda? 🥺

mmmm shark son baby boy beby

12. How can you tell when they’ve gone too far || stuffing asks [accepting!]

there’s a few signs for k.az. one is if he starts burping or hiccupping too frequently. he typically doesn’t hiccup or burp too often unless he’s nauseous 

the other one is if he starts to unzip his jumpsuit. he’s pretty insecure about his body as he’s on the chubbier side, but when he’s too full the jumpsuit just gets too tight and he needs his belly to breathe. 

#k.azuichi s.oda #stuffed ronpa #stuffedronpa #Anonymous

[deidaratheartboi]

Donut Disaster

Kisame and Itachi were having tea and donuts until disaster struck.

Kisame: Thanks for the donuts Itachi

Itachi: No problem

It had been a good 30 minutes of them talking and then Kisame ate the last donut.

Kisame: Mmmm man that was good

Itachi: .....

Kisame: What?

Itachi: The donut

Kisame: Yeah what about it?

Itachi: You ate it

Kisame: Um ok I did so?

Itachi: It was the last one Kisame

Kisame: Yeah it was

Itachi: You seriously don't see the problem?

Kisame: No I don't see any conflict

Itachi: Kisame let me explain this to you slowly so that your small shark brain can comprehend

Kisame: .....

Itachi: YOU.ATE.THE.LAST.DONUT.

Kisame: Yes I did Itachi

Itachi: I thought I knew you Kisame not anymore

Kisame: I'm sorry

Itachi: It's too late for apologies let's go back to the hideout.

Kisame: Ok.....

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Back at the hideout

Kisame and Itachi finally make it to the hideout with tensions rising over donuts. The other begin to take notice.

Deidara: What's with you and Itachi?

Hidan: Yeah you guys don't seem ya know in sync.

Kisame: He got mad over a goddamn donut

Deidara: Ouch that's a friendship breaker

Kisame: HOW?! It's just a damn donut.

Deidara: Kisame Kisame if you take the last donut what else are you gonna take the last of? His pizza? His trust? His love for you as a fellow bro? Bad move my man.

Hidan: Mhm you should make it up to him or something.

Kisame: How?

Hidan: I don't know he's your partner

Kisame: Not helpful but, ok.

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Sasori: Itachi what's up with you?

Kakuzu: I usually don't bother with people but, you seem off.

Itachi: It's Kisame

Sasori: What did he do?

Itachi: He took the last donut

Sasori: Seriosuly?

Kakuzu: Petty much

Itachi: Donuts to me is like money to you. (This sentence sounds wrong)

Kakuzu: I guess I didn't see it like that. So what are you going to do?

Itachi: Payback

Sasori: Oh man this is gonna get hectic

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At dinner

Kisame volunteers to get Itachi's favorite dishes (making this up) Tempura, Yakitori, and Soba. For desert donuts. And Itachi gets Kisame's favorite desert Green Tea Layer Cake. But, will things go right when they are planning two different things?

Konan: Kisame it was nice of you to get this dinner together thank you.

Kisame: No problem

Itachi: Yeah and sorry about the whole donut incident.

Kisame: It's fine Itachi. I am sorry as well.

Itachi: You didn't do anything don't apologize

Sasori and Kakuzu get ready for the show.

Deidara and Hidan wait to see how it all plays out. |

Pain and Konan only want a normal dinner.

Tobi was being a good boy.

Zetsu was well watching.

Then it was time for both of their plants to come to fruition.

There is was... the last piece of cake.

Kisame reaches for it but, he is too late. Itachi snatches it and eats it.

Sasori: ☕️

Kakuzu: This is gonna be gooooodd

Hidan: Bro wtf

Deidara: Damn Itachi went rouge

Kisame: But, I always eat the last piece

Itachi: Not today Kisame

Kisame: ALL OF THIS OVER A DONUT?

Itachi: NO OUR FRIENDSHIP

Konan: Oh boy

Pain: Yeah I'm not doing this you guys clean up after your done I'm leaving.

Pain leaves along with Konan.

A food fight breaks out. Lives were lost. Trust and friendships broken. Ketchup everywhere. It was chaos.

Deidara: Hidan- Finish this

Hidan: Dei I can't go on without you

Deidara: You have to for-

Deidara dramatically passes out

Hidan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Tobi: DEIDARA SENNNPAAAAIIIIII

Sasori: -_-

Kakuzu: Drama queens

Kisame: OK THIS NEEDS TO STOP

Itachi: I agree we can talk later

Zetsu: Not cleaning this

Zetsu disappears into the nether.

Kisame: No we talk now. This can't be all over one damn donut

Itachi: But, it can

Kisame: I'm done with you

Kisame leaves

Itachi stomps away

Kakuzu: So who's cleaning this?

Deidara suddenly wakes up

Deidara: NOT IT

Hidan: NOT IT

Sasori: I'll clean

Kakuzu: I'll help those two are useless when it comes to responsibility.

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What an ending.

#akatsuki texts #kisame #itachi #deidara #hidan #kakuzu #sasori #pain #konan #zetsu