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imsparky2002 · 3 months

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If Thomas Astruc Wrote Jesse Into The Show

(Miraculous Theme finishes)

(We see a shot of the theater at Francois DuPont, with the words ‘Stoneheart 2’ at the corner of the screen. The shot zooms in on two kids working on a set piece, Mylene Haprele and Jesse Ortega)

(I feel like Jean is also in the background, along with a lot of the theater kids)

(Who of course aren't named and focused on at all.)

Mylene: Thanks so much for helping me, Jesse!

Jesse Ortega: (Gives her an obviously besotted stare) No problem, Mylene. You know I’d do anything for you!

(She doesn't react, finding no issue with what he said.)

Mylene: Aw, that's sweet!

(They continue working.)

Jesse: You know, Mylene…I think one of the things I like most about doing theater at DuPont…is getting to spend time with the most beautiful girl in school.

(Again, staring at her like an obvious, lovesick puppy)

Mylene: (Smiling) You really think I’m beautiful?

(He nods.)

Jesse: The prettiest girl I’ve ever seen in my life. Like a blooming rose.

(She smiles with a soft blush)

Mylene: You’re so nice, Jesse.

(The camera pans over to a large, bulky teen standing off in the right wing, scowling angrily.)

Ivan: (Thinking) I should pound that little twerp for trying to steal Mylene. She’s mine!

(He snarls as he sees Jesse brush a strand of Mylene’s hair away from her face. How DARE that little pest touch her!)

(He’s about to storm over when he sees Mylene heading his way with a smile. He quickly tries to compose himself)

Mylene: Thanks for visiting me, Teddy Bear!

Ivan: (Forcing a smile) Yeah, no problem. (His dark frown returns) Mylene, there’s something we need to talk about.

Mylene: What’s wrong?

Ivan: It’s about Jesse. Didn’t you pick up on it?

Mylene: Pick up on what? We were just talking, he IS my friend.

Ivan: He called you beautiful! He was flirting with you!

(Mylene looks taken aback)

Mylene: What?! Don’t be silly, Ivan, that’s nonsense! Jesse has been my friend since we were kids! Why would he flirt with me?

Ivan: Because you’re a beautiful girl, Mylene! He said so himself!

(Mylene frowns)

Mylene: Ivan, it sounds to me like you’re jealous of me spending time with another boy. Like you don’t trust me!

Ivan: Of course I trust you!

Mylene: I’m not in the mood for this, I’m leaving.

(As she walks off, Jesse moves up behind him.)

Jesse: Trouble in paradise?

Ivan: Get out of my face, runt! Before I punch in yours!

Jesse: Mylene wouldn’t like to see her “gentle giant” pummel an innocent weakling like me. She’ll just go to me, and I’ll be her shoulder to cry on.

Ivan: (Growls) You stay away from her, you hear me? Mylene is MY girl! Not. Yours.

(He jabs a finger in Jesse’s chest with the last two words)

(He storms off as Jesse smiles.)

Jesse: We’ll see about that.

(Cut to after school. Mylene is talking about what happened to the girl squad.)

Mylene: Ugh! I just don’t know what to do! My Teddy Bear has never acted like this before! And I don’t want to stop being friends with Jesse!

Rose: He was just giving you compliments! Nothing wrong with that!

Alya: Yeah, you didn’t do anything wrong, girl! Ivan’s the one who’s getting jealous for no reason!

(As usual Alix is one of the only relatively sane ones)

Alix: I don’t know guys. What Jesse said sounded off to me.

Alya: No offense, girl, but romance isn’t really your forte.

(Alix just shrugs in admission.)

Mylene: So…what should I do?

Marinette: Honestly, Mylene, you need to have a serious talk with Ivan. He’s letting jealousy get the better of him. It’s not safe or healthy for your relationship.

Juleka: (Mumbles) Yeah.

(Mylene nods, and the scene cuts to a different area of the courtyard, with the akuma class boys, along with Marc)

Ivan: Honestly, the nerve of that little creep! And Mylene thinks I don't trust her!

Adrien: …Well, Ivan…it does seem like you’re getting irrationally jealous…

Nino: Yeah, dude. You're cool with us hanging around My, right?

Ivan: Yeah! 'Cause you don't flirt with her! And most of you have girlfriends of your own!

(I imagine as usual, Marc and Nathaniel aren't actually part of the conversation, just doodling because unless it's Adrinette related, it seems they don't matter. Also the show isn't gonna admit they're dating or not.)

(I do find it funny that the only reason Adrien didn't get jealous for Marinette is because he was so oblivious.)

Max: Even so, Jessie has been friends with Mylene for years! It’s not really fair of you to ask her to end that friendship!

Ivan: I DIDN'T! I just want him to stay friends, not try and make any moves!

Kim: Yo! No need to shout at Max!

Ivan: Shut up, Kim! At least I'm not dumb as a doornob when it comes to love!

Kim: At least I don’t get mad over nothing when Ondine hangs out with her guy friends!

Ivan: Yeah! Because you're Mr. Popular! None of the guys would EVER try and steal her from you!

Kim: Yeah, cuz they know better! (Pounds a fist to his palm) (*Sarcastic*Yaaaay, more double-standard stereotyping of bigger, bulkier guys as overly possessive brutes!)

(Nathaniel and Marc just nod along, working in their comic and not being permitted to contribute anything)

(I love to imagine during filming, they adlib "straight people, amirite?" and the whole group bursts out laughing)

Ivan: Well Jesse doesn't!

(That reminds me, there are SO many takes for this episode, since the cast kept calling out the bullshit.)

Nino: Dude, you just gotta chill out, bro! Even if Jesse DOES like Mylene, you know she’s totally crazy about you!

Ivan: Well it doesn't seem like that anymore!

(He stomps off.)

Adrien: I hope that doesn't happen to me and Marinette.

Nathaniel: Of course not! You're the perfect couple!

Marc: You'll be together forever!

(Now they can chime in since ya know, Adrinette)

(Scene Cut. Mylene is straightening out her costume for the dress rehearsal. Jesse walks up to her, a nervous look on his face)

Jesse: Hey…Mylene, can I talk to you?

Mylene: Of course, Jesse! Everything ok?

Jesse: (Doe-eyed stare) There’s…something I have to tell you. Something…really important. (He blushes)

(Both of them are unaware that they’re being watched by a very jealous man…)

(He grabs her hand and looks her straight in the eyes.)

Jesse: You're perfect, and I've loved you for years. Ever since I can remember, I knew one day we would be together. I just had to wait for you to come to your senses, to realize that Ivan isn't good enough for you.

Mylene: (Shocked) J-Jesse? Wha-

(He cuts her off)

Jesse: I love you, Mylene. I want to be with you.

(He goes in to kiss her)

Mylene: (Moving back) J-Jesse, what are you doing?!

Ivan: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM HER!

(He grabs Jesse by the collar)

Mylene: IVAN! DON'T HURT HIM!

Jesse: L-look man, I didn’t mean-

Ivan: SHUT UP! I’M GONNA BEAT YOU SENSELESS! YOU TRIED TO STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND!

(A black butterfly flies in the window, and flies into Ivan’s drumsticks, which are in his pocket)

Mylene: TEDDY BEAR! THE AKUMA!

Chrysalis: Stoneheart. I am Chrysalis. This boy tried to steal the one you hold most dear away from you. I am giving you back the power to punish those who have wronged you, and to keep your precious flower all to yourself. All you need to do for me in return is retrieve the miraculous of Ladybug and Chat Noir! Do we have an agreement?

Ivan: I'll never let her out of my sight ever again!

(Black and purple smoke surrounds Ivan, as he transforms into Stoneheart.)

(Mylene cries out in fear as Jesse trembles on the ground.)

Stoneheart: JESSE!

(The boy yelps as he dodges Stoneheart's attacks. Out of scene, Jesse admitted that he hated doing this, and Ivan and Mylene cuddled him after the moment. He was reminded of his dad. Thomas knew about this, and didn't care, saying that "method acting would help the performance".)

Mylene: Teddy Bear, stop! Please calm down!

(Stoneheart turns around and picks her up.)

Stoneheart: I'll keep you safe, little mouse. Forever!

(He reaches out and grasps Jesse in his other fist)

Stoneheart: And I’m gonna show everyone in Paris what happens when someone tries to take my flower from me! Using you!

(Jesse just whimpers in fear, the camera even shows his cute worried face to make you feel sympathetic for him.)

(We cut to Stoneheart rampaging through Paris.)

Nadia Chamack: Breaking news! Paris's first akuma, Stoneheart, has returned and is wreaking havoc across the city!

(Marinette is shown with Tikki in her living room)

Marinette: Oh no! Ivan must have been more jealous Jesse than we thought, Tikki! We’ve got to stop this! Tikki, spots on!

(She transforms)

(Meanwhile, Adrien notices in his own room.)

Adrien: Looks like the big guy needs to learn a lesson about possessiveness. Plagg, claws out!

(He transforms.)

(The scene switches to the Eiffel Tower, where Stoneheart still holds both Jesse and Mylene.)

Mylene: Ivan, stop, please! You don’t have to do this!

Stoneheart: Yes I do! It's the only way you'll be safe from creeps like him!

(He begins to crush the hand that holds Jesse.)

Stoneheart: This'll teach you, punk!

Jesse: AAAAGH! Please stop! I promise I’ll stay away from her! Just let me go!

Stoneheart: TOO LATE!

(Suddenly, Ladybug and Chat Noir show up.)

Chat Noir: Put 'em down, Rocky!

Ladybug: Ivan, stop this! Don’t let your jealousy make you do something you’ll regret!

(Not hypocritical at all.)

Stoneheart: STAY AWAY FROM HER!

(He lashes out and strikes at the heroes, with the hand holding Jesse, who looks nauseous. He keeps Mylene clutched close to his chest.)

Chat Noir: Man, this sure brings back memories, doesn't it, my lady? It was fighting this very psycho that I met the love of my life!

Ladybug: Save it, kitty. There's people who need to be saved, and I worry we can't do this alone.

(Suddenly, a very concerned and campily fearful Jean appears)

Jean: (Dramatic cry of anguish) Jesse! Oh my gawd, that horrible monster has my BEST friend! (loud sob) What am I going to do?!

(The entire cast rolled their eyes when Jean first appeared.)

(The heroes swing over to Jean.)

Jean: Omigod, it's Ladybug and Cat Noir! Can I just say y'all are slayin in those outfits! Yass queen!

(Also they've retconned Jean being Magician of Misfortune, since they figure nobody cares. Also he never likes magic in the script, since that would mean giving him something as a hobby.)

Ladybug: (Pulling out the Ox Miraculous) Jean Duparc, I grant you the Flamingo Miraculous. You will use it to defeat Stoneheart. You will return it once the fight is over. Can I trust you?

Jean: Omigoood, yes. Definitely.

(Squaawk comes out when he opens the box)

Squaawk: Hey bestie! What's the tea?

Jean: Omigod, he's soooo cute!

Ladybug: All you have to say is “Squawk, pink me up!” Are you ready?

Jean: I was born ready, gurl. Squaawk, pink me up!

(He transforms into an outrageously glittery and feathery flamingo hero, and the three heroes charge into battle. Jean literally sobbed in despair when he saw the costume he would have to wear.)

Fabulouso: Let's take this brute down, honeys!

(The three heroes land on front of the Eiffel Tower, where Stoneheart is still roaring in anger)

(As Ladybug and Chat Noir distract Stoneheart during a segment that lasts a minute or so, Fabuloso sashays over to Stoneheart and a beam of pink energy hits Stoneheart. The beam came from his cane, and dazzles the monster.)

Fabuloso: Behold my ✨Sparkle✨, StoneHACK! And be amazed.

(Ladybug and Chat Noir rescue Jesse and Mylene before the effect wears off)

(While this happens, Chat grabs the source of the akuma and tosses it to Ladybug. Blah blah blah, miraculous cure, and we go back to a dazed Ivan.)

Ladybug: Ivan, are you alright?

Ivan: Ye-yeah, I think so…what happened?

Jesse: WHAT HAPPENED?! What happened is that you turned into a jealous maniac, then snatched me up and tried to crush me to death! This is exactly why Mylene would be better off with me, you’re DANGEROUS!

Mylene: JESSE, THAT'S ENOUGH! Ivan was akumatized, he had no control over his actions! Do you want him to get brainwashed by Chrysalis again?

(I feel like the writers aren't allowed to specifically say Jesse's in the wrong.)

(Jesse just huffs, not wanting to risk getting her mad at him)

(Ladybug once again approaches Ivan, pulling out her yo-yo and giving him an anti akuma charm)

Ivan: My... I'm really sorry. I acted like a real jerk.

Mylene: Aw, it's ok, Teddy Bear. You were only looking out for me!

(Ivan smiles)

Ivan: I love you, little mouse.��

(They share a hug as Jesse fumes in the background)

(Ladybug then approaches)

Ladybug: I’m glad that you’re feeling better, Ivan. But it’s important to remember, jealousy is an ugly thing, and can cause you to lose yourself. If you let it control you, you’ll do things that you regret, and you may end up hurting people that you really care about. Next time you feel worried, try to remind yourself that giving in to envy is never the way to go. Remember that Mylene loves you. Do you think you can do that?

Ivan: I... I can try.

Ladybug: (Turning to Jesse) And you. Having romantic feeling for someone else in a relationship isn't wrong. Flirting's all well and good, but don't make any moves. Got it?

(Jesse gets a sly smile.)

Jesse: Understood.

(Jesse calls Nathaniel. We don't hear his response.)

Jesse: Hey, Nathaniel? Mind if I request a new comic project? A story about a handsome bard who rescues a princess from a dumb troll. I think it'll be a MASSIVE hit.

(The end card looks like Ivan and Jesse fighting over Mylene, who looks shocked as she watches them battle for her heart.)

I created this awhile back with Weebs, so huge thanks to them. Essentially it's a hypothetical Season 6 episode introducing Jesse. As you can see, it's as bad and problematic as most of the show's episodes these days. Lemme know what you think. @artzychic27 @msweebyness

#jesse ortega #jesse #mylene haprele #mylene #ivan bruel #ivan #miraculous salt #thomas astruc salt #problematic #miraculous ladybug #miraculous

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ukingk24 · 3 months

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Sandboy comes back and unfortunately for everyone, Ladybug's nightmares have been dyed in White. Chat, confused as to why him in white is His Lady's nightmare, realizes just how dangerous this is and shows just how much he's willing to sacrifice to protect her.

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous lb #ml fanfic #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #ladybug and chat noir #ladybug #chat noir #tikki #plagg #my work #my fic #my fanfiction #miraculous fanfic #tikki and plagg #I still haven't seen the show #Jess I partly blame you for this

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amiscreations · 1 year

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Meeting All of Def Leppard in Sheffield!!!!

Yes, really! and no this wasn't part of a meet and greet or anything, I just happened to be incredibly blessed that weekend🥰 so sit back, relax, get your snacks, and lemme give you a comprehensive timeline of how I met the guys!

So you guys all know my interaction with Sav at the album signing, if not read about it here, but that was my only interaction with Sav.

other than that, my friends happened to be staying at the same hotel that the Leppards and their crew were!

the only one of the Leppard crew who wasn't staying there was Sav, because he was staying at his house (he lives in Sheffield so ig it makes sense) but yeah that was why we didn't see him at all after the signing.

also the man is illusive af so even if he was staying at the hotel we prob wouldn't have seen much of him😅

Right, now time for the others!

The next Leppard I met (and I still genuinely cannot believe this) was Joe!

We got back to the hotel after the concert and he was just… there? In the lobby/restaurant area? WHAT?

I will admit that I did feel a little bad going up to him as he seemed like he just wanted to hang out with his friends who were all there, but at this point I didn’t know that they were staying at the hotel so I didn’t know if I’d ever get this opportunity again.

He was sO NICE and sO TIPSY LMAO

We didn’t say much to each other apart from the usual “the show was amazing!” And “Thank you, I’m glad you enjoyed it” kinda routine bUT STILL I WAS TALKING TO JOSEPH ELLIOTT HIMSELF ANYTHING WAS MORE THAN AMAZING

he is also vERY tall in person

Like I knew he was like 6′3 or something like that but my short ass just did not expect him to be that tall for some reason

But yeah that was that

Another fun thing was that we stayed in the lobby for a little while and we could just hEAR him laughing and talking

Something I learned about Joe Elliott on this trip is that tHE MAN IS LOUD WHEN TIPSY

Just as we were about to retire for the night, in walks The Thundergod himself, Mr Rick Allen!

Of course we got a picture with him and he was very intent on taking it himself in selfie mode LMAO

(my friends were in this too but I decided to crop them out bc I wasn't sure if they wanted to be on Tumblr or not)

HE IS SO LOVELY AAAAAAA

Cut to the next day, I meet my friends in Starbucks, and we weren’t in there more than 10 mins, and Rick walks in!

My friend apparently had always wanted to buy him coffee, so the went up and paid for his order aWWW

he then proceeded to come and sit at our table and we just... talked?

as if we were old friends?

WHAT?

HE IS SO NICE AND SO CHARMING AND SO FUNNY I JUST AWWW

we ended up running into him a lot that day and the next, and he genuinely seemed happy to see us!

at one point he said “greetings earthlings” to us and did the Star Trek salute

long story short for about 48 hours we became best friends with Rick Allen and I miss him every day

Next up: Phil

our first interaction was very generic (well as generic as you can get when you're literally meeting one of your favourite people on the entire planet)

we ran into him in the lobby of the hotel and we talked about the concert for a bit

he said he was super excited for the rest of the tour AWW

we saw him a couple of other times that day but other than a “hello” and a smile we didn't bother him at all

we would have done the same whenever we saw Rick but I cannot stress enough that HE was the one coming up to US when ever he saw us

later that day we also saw Joe again but we didn't go up to him as he was with Jess and Mike and seemed busy ( he was honestly probably going out to film something👀)

Ok this next part might be a lil sad

But we also went to visit Steve🥺

I didn’t expect to cry, but as soon as the three of us laid eyes on his gravestone we just all broke down into tears.

There was a lot of lil bits of memorabilia there that looked like they had been there for a long time, mostly guitar picks and lil notes.

But the part that got us? There was a picture of him and Phil there which you can just about see in the first photo

Not me crying again rn

But we have him some flowers (which we all wrote a note on) and I also gave him a guitar pick.

I’d actually found this guitar pick on the floor in Brighton a few weeks ago, and it was from a music touring company. I’d completely forgotten I’d left it in my bag, but I think it was absolutely a sign when I found it on the floor.

Everything felt so heartbreakingly perfect

We got to share this little moment with him💜

Ok sad stuff over

Cut to the next day, we’re back at Starbucks again getting breakfast. surely nothing else out of the ordinary could happen, right?

well that was proven wrong when VIVIAN CAMPBELL WALKED IN HKSFBKFJS

seriously we weren’t even planning to stay in there wE WERE IN THERE FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES TO GET BREAKFAST AND THEN GO

anyways I got to give him one of my art prints

I actually forgot to say I gave one to Rick as well as Sav

well I gave one to Scott (sav’s son who I saw at the OAC pop up) and he said he would give it to Sav AWW

the only one I didn't give a print to was Joe and im sO MAD bc I made a bunch of Joe prints to give out to the fans at the concert and over the weekend bUT I FORGOT TO SAVE ONE FOR THE MAN HIMSELF AAAAAH IM SORRY JOE

I can just imagine all the guys showing each other their prints and Joe being like 🥺why didn't I get one?

I WILL GET A PRINT TO JOE IF IT KILLS ME DW THIS IS NOW MY MISSION

ANYWAYS Viv was super cool but super shy aww so it didn't seem right to ask him for a picture

[EDIT] idk how I forgot this part but Viv actually recognised me from the signing???!!!! He said “aw I recognise you, you were the one with Sav’s jacket😃” I kept my cool somehow but I was fREAKING OUT

esp in the cafe where I don’t think he wanted attention drawn to him😅

also side note I can confirm that Viv is absolutely ripped irl like bRUUUH👁👄👁

everyone talks about how buff phil is but nO ONE TALKS ABOUT VIV

soz but that just needed to be said.

we decided to stay in the lobby and ofc we saw the leppards a bunch again

literally it was so surreal

just as they were getting ready to check out Joe came out of the elevator and said “good morning ladies” to us

we all just collectively internally screamed

we said some other things to him and vice versa but my brain was going 100 miles an hour (BC THAT’S JOE ELLIOTT RIGHT THERE TALKING TO US?) so I honestly dont remember what exactly we were saying😅

another fun thing was that my friend had gifted him a shirt at the signing aND THE MAN WAS WEARING IT AS HE WAS CHECKING OUT

IT WAS SO SWEET AND WE ALL JUST CRIED

and then as he walked out he said “ladies I bid you adieu”

*more internal feral screaming*

Viv also went to check out and Caitlin (his wife) was with him and I stg she gave me a death glare LMAO

I honestly don’t think she meant to lol but it was still funny

like don’t worry I'm not gonna steal your man calm down

I managed to stop Phil just in time to give him one of my art prints!

one of my friends also had a programme from the Pyro days that had a double page pic of the guys and everyone had their signature (yes this even had Steve’s signature) apart from Phil

and she finally got to complete it by asking him to sign it!

the best part about this was that he seemed so genuinely happy to see Steve’s signature

he then gAVE ME AND HER HUGS WTF FHDHDHSH

we both then cried 😃

like literally we were both so overwhelmed (in a good way) that we just had to let it all out

and just like that, they were on their way to the airport

when I left for Sheffield four days prior I had no idea that when I left, I could say I'd had conversations with all five of my favourite people in the world.

hopefully this was the first time of many I’ll see them!

#I tried my best to recount this in chronological order lmao #but I'm also aware that a lot of this is all over the place #esp bc I saw Rick a BUNCH so it was kinda hard to document every interaction lmao #also Jess and Mike definitely recognised us LMAO #I think the person we saw the most was actually Ryan tho #he was genuinely everywhere #I hope I'm in a slog btw #but yeah I genuinely cannot believe how incredibly lucky I was to meet everyone #and the fact that we got to talk to them properly #everything fell so miraculously into place that weekend #lots of 'right place right time' ofc #but also I just feel incredibly blessed #and I truly wish that every leppard fan reading this gets to meet the guys at some point #bc they are all genuinely such lovely and down to earth people #the weekend honestly still feel like a dream #an amazing dream come true #Def Leppard #Joe Elliott #Rick Savage #Rick Allen #Phil Collen #Vivian Campbell #Steve Clark #Sheffield #the stadium tour #Also how this became so much longer than my stadium tour post I have no idea #ig it spans several days but still

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splazartj · 5 months

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I know some think it can be but I do actually find it interesting.

Aeon Hill aka Uncanny Valley, as a thunderbird holder from Native Miraculous Box.

Her power would be give will to the inanimated objects.

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tedcruzisthezodiackiller · 2 years

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Jesse we need to get ladybug and cat noir’s miraculouses Jesse

yo mr white why did you akumatize me bitch

#is this any thing #miraculous ladybug #breaking bad #adrien agreste #walter white #jesse pinkman #marinette dupain cheng

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zonerz · 7 months

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There's only so many times I can post with the "Aw shit, here we go again" pic.

BUT THIS TIME. AY DIOS MIO AW SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN.

#mcsm #minecraft storymode #minecraft #jesse mcsm #BEEN EXCITED FOR THIS ONE #idk what else to say my brain is GOO but AYYYY WE BACK. MIRACULOUSLY.

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iwasbored777 · 1 year

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I'm even more excited for that lesbian New York x Shanghai special now cuz I can't wait to hear Fei, Jess and Aeon screeching at the same when they find out Adrienette is canon

#Fei will be like Marinette my girl I taught you well now let's steal some shit to celebrate bish #miraculous ladybug #Ml fei #Fei wu #jessica keynes #Ml aeon #Ml jess

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msweebyness · 7 months

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DuPont School for Monstrous Youths- Jesse Ortega

Another of Adrien’s human friends, whoo hoo! My baby is joining the fight against monster discrimination! @imsparky2002 @artzychic27

Species: Human

Appearance/Attire: Shaggy, neck-length brown hair pulled into a low ponytail, soft grey eyes with the left being a ghost eye, tanned skin with light freckles on the bridge of his nose. Green hoodie with MAPT logo decal on the back and names of various monster species printed on the sleeves, grey Monster SMASH t-shirt, MAPT armband, fidget bracelets on both wrists, battered blue jeans, hot pink sneakers with purple laces.

Bio: Nervous and more than a little pessimistic, Jesse is the third and final co-founder of MAPT, working alongside Missy and Adrien to advocate for monster rights. Despite his high level of anxiety and difficulty standing up for himself, Jesse does everything he can to try and make things better for those suffering around him, due to his own past of abuse from his father. With encouragement from his fellow MAPT members, and his childhood friend, Mylene, who he met on a study trip with his botanist mother, he is truly beginning to come into his own as an activist and person. As well as coming to terms with his feelings for a certain daemon...

Quotes:

"O-Oh, m-me? I'm n-not nervous, I'm t-totally f-fine!"

"I'm not normally a violent guy, but if you don't leave my friends alone, I swear to God!"

(Blushing like a fire engine) O-oh, h-hi An-Anthony. Y-you look...you look really nice."

"Ready to give your speech, Adrien? (Mumbling) Better you than me..."

"Guys, I'm not sure I can do this..."

"*Anxious squeak*"

He’s nervous, but you gotta do what’s right! Leave thoughts in the comments and reblogs!

#miraculous ladybug #school for monstrous youths #monster high au #jesse ortega #mlb ocs #human #monster activism

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crowreys-wormstache · 7 months

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I know that by learning that happiness is an option Shadybug and Claw Noir became less edgy emos but hear me out ok

Slaydybug

#shadybug and claw noir #Emonette would have been so funny for that name change #miraculous ladybug #mlb #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #jess talks

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imsparky2002 · 10 months

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So, my thoughts went down a trail last night. I was thinking about OC’s, and the shitshow that would happen if canon got ahold of them, and from that came some ideas. I come to you with a prompt for a fanon ‘Talking with Thomas’! Here goes: Our baby boi Jesse is getting intro’d in an episode! YAY! But then they read the script. And let’s just say, Myvan and Jesse are NOT happy. The basic premise is this: Jesse decides to confess his feelings for Mylene during a rehearsal for their latest play, and Ivan happens to be there to witness this, and gets turned back into Stoneheart.

Here are a few things they have MAJOR problems with:

Jesse clearly not respecting Mylene’s relationship with Ivan, springing a confession on her out of nowhere(maybe the script even has him try to kiss her)

And the fact that the show still pushes him as being a ‘Nice Guy’

Mylene being Adrinette-level oblivious to Jesse CLEARLY flirting with her even before he confesses

Ivan being treated like the bad guy in the situation, with it being framed as him getting akumatized out of jealousy, rather than completely justifiable anger at Jesse’s lack of regard for Mylene’s feelings.

(Canon)MARINETTE of all people giving Ivan a talk about not letting jealousy dictate your actions

Jesse never apologizes to either of them

Anything else you want to add, feel free!

Jesse: (knocks on the door frame of Ivan and Mylene’s trailer, all smiles) Hey guys, you ready to go over the script?

(He looks confused as their faces fall.)

Jesse: Is... something wrong?

Mylene: Uh, yeah. Jess….we read over the script and it’s…

Ivan: It’s not good.

(He only now realizes that Ivan looks like he's going to kill someone, and so does Mylene. He begins looking at the script.)

Jesse: Ok, so it's got writing issues. But hey, this is my big break! I'm sure it can't be so ba-

(He stops as he begins to read through it, his face getting more and more aghast and pissed.)

Jesse: WHAT THE FU-

(We cut to Thomas Astruc sitting at his desk playing with Ladybug and Cat Noir action figures.)

Thomas Astruc: (Pretending that they are speaking to Queen Bee) "Take that you vile bitch! You're worse than Hawk Moth" Pow pow!

(Jesse and Myvan enter the room as he frantically puts the toys away.)

Thomas Astruc: Ah, Jose! Millenium, Igor! You must've gone through the new script! Pretty cool, huh?

Mylene: (Under her breath) That’s not even a name!

Jesse: Actually, sir, we had some problems we were hoping to discuss with you. And it’s *Jesse*.

Thomas Astruc: Problems? There shouldn't be any problems. This is one of our best episodes yet.

Ivan: *Raises his eyebrows* Sir, can we go over this episode from beginning to end so that you understand how each and every minute of this thing is wrong?

Thomas Astruc: Whatever, I don't have anything else to do today.

Mylene: Okay, we’ll start at the beginning. Why am I suddenly Adrien-level oblivious?! Jesse’s clearly trying to flirt with me all throughout the first scene, and not once do I call him out on it, or point out that he should know damn well I have a boyfriend!

Ivan: Not to mention that you even have me thinking about wanting to beat him up for flirting with her! I'd never do that to my best bro!

(He hugs Jesse.)

Thomas Astruc: Well, it's because Mylene doesn't expect anyone besides Ivan to flirt with her since she's... let's just say... not conventionally attractive?

Jesse: Okay, one! Mylene is gorgeous, ask anyone here! And I mean that as her friend, so don’t get any ideas. And two, there’s a difference between ‘protective’ and ‘possessive’.

Ivan: And I should be protective seeing how the Jesse in this script is a total creep to her.

Mylene: And when my teddy bear tells me about his concerns, albeit in a very ooc way, I brush him off as being jealous! Not to mention Marinette, the Girl Squad, and the boys treat HIM as the bad guy!

Thomas: Well, he’s letting feelings of jealousy get the better of him and friends are calling him out on it!

Ivan: Then have someone explain to me that while my feelings are valid, I should not go about it in such an aggressive way. I'm a gentle giant, not a toxic brute!

Jesse: Exactly! And I’m seeing some serious double standards here! So, Adrien can feel jealous from time to time, but if any other guy does, they’re villainized!

Thomas: Well, because it's destiny for him and Marinette to have gotten together!

Jesse: Destiny my tiny ass! He told me it's because it's main character syndrome!

Mylene: Speaking of which, in the show you have Stalkernette giving the speech at the end to Ivan about not letting jealousy dictate your actions. Marinette cackled when she saw that in the script, she couldn't believe it.

Thomas Astruc: What's wrong with Marinette teaching Ivan a lesson? (They look aghast.)

Ivan: Because she regularly does insane and borderline if not outright illegal things based on her insane jealousy over Adrien!

Thomas Astruc: Yes, but now she's dating him. And she had good intentions.

Mylene: That is so dumb, but we've got so much more to unpack. Next up is the confession.

Thomas Astruc: Let me guess, there's something wrong with this as well?

Ivan: Jesse, I'll let you go over the whole thing.

Jesse: (Takes a deep breath as he pinches the bridge of his nose) Oh my god, where to begin? First of all, why does this scene even need to happen? Why do I tell her my feelings for her out of nowhere, and during a dress rehearsal, which would likely put huge stress on her and affect her performance! It shows that I have total lack of regard for her feelings and needs, and reaffirms that I have NO respect for her relationship with Ivan. God, the way it’s worded is so cringe! I sound like a total creep! And the icing on top of this shit cake….the attempted kiss. What. The. Fuck.

Thomas Astruc: Because you were too swept up in your neverending love for Mylene! To you, it's the only thing more important than the theatre. Isn't that romantic?

Jesse: HOW IN GOD'S NAME IS THAT ROMANTIC?! It's selfish! I wouldn't stress out one of the best actors we have with a proposition for her to have an affair or break up with Ivan.

Ivan: And how the fuck is it romantic to try and force a kiss on someone?! But no, the reason I get akumatized after seeing this is because I’m fucking jealous, not the fact that my girlfriend was almost assaulted!

Mylene: And that's another thing! Why didn't Ivan get treated as having a sympathetic akumatization, since we know you wouldn't write him calling the police on Jesse for trying to assault me.

(Thomas gives them a exasperated groan.)

Thomas: Oh, come on! It was just a kiss and she pushed him away! What’s the big deal?

(Ivan is about to pummel him before controlling himself.)

Mylene: Seeing how you never had Felix apologize for assaulting Marinette while pretending to see Adrien, I suppose you don't have any idea on how it feels for a woman in that situation.

Jesse: Yeah, or how what I did was morally ireprehensible.

Thomas Astruc: Fine! We'll change it so that you get akumatized.

(Jesse looks wary)

Jesse: Go on...

Thomas Astruc: We’ll have Jesse get akumatized instead because he’s mad about being rejected! He’ll go after Mylene and Ivan, and we were planning on give Gene a miraculous, so he can be a new hero that gets introduced! Is that better?

Jesse: First off, it's Jean, and second of all, shouldn't he get his own episode where he's the focus? Otherwise it just comes out of nowhere!

Ivan: That's what I said for Penalteam.

Mylene: Not only that, Jesse doesn't apologize at the end of this script. Would you make him apologize if he got akumatized?

Thomas Astruc: Oh, they'll just sweep it under the rug. We'll even have him continue to flirt, it'll be hilarious! People will make compilations of Isaac being protective, it'll be great!

Mylene: That's even worse! It shows that he learned nothing and still doesn’t respect me as a person! And again, being protective is one thing, but you have a warped view of that. Wanting to beat someone up or threaten them to ‘stay away from my girl’ is dangerous and toxic. It makes it look like Ivan doesn’t view me as anything more than a possession!

Ivan: In fact, I'm even worse than in Origins. Now, Mylene's my girlfriend, and I kidnap her again! She didn't even do anything! Not only that, this time I literally crush and destroy anyone who even goes near her. And I tried to kill Jesse! Friend or not, I'd never murder, I'm no yandere.

Thomas Astruc: Ladybug and Cat Noir will just cure everything, so you won't have any casualties. Problem solved!

Jesse: That doesn’t mean the trauma isn’t there! It’s been established that people remember what happens even after the cure is cast!

Thomas Astruc: Well, then it'll be a reminder to Jesse to stick to flirting instead of kissing, for Ivan to not get so worked up over harmless actions, and for Mylene to stand up for herself.

Mylene: I didn't accept his advances!

Thomas Astruc: Ah, but you didn't reject them, proof that Jeremy is perfect for the new love triangle now that Adrien and Marinette are together.

Mylene: (Gives him the mother of all death stares) If you have me even consider cheating on or breaking up with Ivan, I swear to God!

Thomas Astruc: Oh we won't. At least, not on screen. Do you think that you're really that important?!

(He laughs as Jesse smiles, pulling out a phone, pressing the stop recording button.)

Jesse: I think that's all we needed. Right guys?

Thomas Astruc: Wh-what are you talking about?

Ivan: You think we were really going to go in here and get an explanation without making sure the public knew what was going on? Sure all our points were valid, and what you said was disgusting, but we certainly did some rehearsing of our own.

Mylene: (Smiling cutely at Ivan) Me and Jesse always had a knack for acting, didn't we?

Jesse: And now, people will know your whacked view on sexual assault and toxic behavior. And that you don’t care about the background cast.

Thomas Astruc: Y-you can't do this to me! I'm your creator!

Mylene: That doesn’t mean you care about us! Now maybe we can get the reboot we’ve all been pushing so hard for with someone legitimately competent in charge!

Jesse: Fans are more than willing to pick us up. And there's new independent studios. Weeby Productions, Sparky Studios, Artzy Line, all with better pay, and more attention.

Thomas Astruc: You'll be nothing without me. Nothing!

(The three kids get up and begin to leave.)

Thomas Astruc: I’ll make sure you never work anywhere again! I can have you blacklisted!

Mylene: So long, Asstruck.

(They slam the door on him.)

Ivan: God, it felt good to do that!

Jesse: Oh, have you guys heard the news? Weeby Productions and Sparky Studios are actually coming together for a lot of cool projects! I think they’re calling it ‘WeebSpark’. I’ve read some of their pitches, and they seem awesome!

Mylene: And Artzy Line! Gabriel tweeted about it. Soon enough, we won't even need Zagtoon.

Jesse: You know, some may call this cringy, but cringe culture is dead, so screw them! Ivan: And... since Miraculous Ladybug is now on Disney Plus, I hear that we'll be getting some episodes from the multiverse that are pretty... heroic? Maybe a few that are villainous? (Wink wink nudge nudge.)

Mylene: Not to mention some monstrous multiverses as well!

Jesse: I’m just glad this is all gonna be over! So long, Thomas AssFuck!

(They cheer and walk off. Ismael walks in and smiles at the camera.)

Ismael: Yeah, this a plug. Deal with it.

Thank you so much to Weeby for helping me write the script! She's the creator of Jesse, and we had a blast visualizing how canon would screw him up. The "script" for the episode will be posted soon. Make sure to reblog, reply, post and ask for more. @artzychic27 and @msweebyness

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