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I finished watching dual destinies and I...just noticed some pattern

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had a nap and dreamt that someone just sent me a picture in the ask box of tf2 heavy and it crashed my pc so bad it blew up

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It never ends

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I got a mental health wellness app and decided my first entry was going to be about a videogame I played that day

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one minute you're at work experiencing stress levels that would kill a full grown horse and the next you're psychologically cold-cocked by someone in your tumblr DMs mistaking you for their 55-year old milf ex-girlfriend named joan and calling you a bitch but promising that he's good for you because he fixed up the plumbing on the house and installed cabinets in the kitchen

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I love ending e-mails with "thank you in advance". Like what are you going to now? Not do the thing I already thanked you for? Bring dishonor on yourself like that? No? I didn't think so. Check mate you have been played by the master of manipulation.

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link: no one knows who i am or what i did for hyrule. i feel so invisible.

yiga clan: hey. don’t cry. 100 haters hunting you for sport ok?

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we’re gonna get you outta there

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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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found a dude who does VR cruisin and boozin and im IN LOVE

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okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something

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I can't be the first to make this connection