#mike is the fucking worst.

[dimonds456]

can someone just take Mike's twitter account away from him already. i'm so fucking tired.

like dude just shut the fuck up.

Anyway. I vote we just ignore him forever actually and we do whatever we want with canon now. These two don't deserve it. And no I'm not just talking about this incident.

There's more. [x]

LOTS MORE. [x]

#hugging all the POC in this fandom so much right now #mike is the fucking worst. #the books are canon because We Say So now. i'm yanking canon away from them. #i no longer hold any respect for either Mike or themeatly so. #like genuinely fuck you two. #the poc in this fandom are some of the most beautiful and kind human beings on this planet #and i hate that you guys are getting so fucking wronged here #like i'm gay and hearing that joey wasn't written with queerness in mind #but that adrienne thought we could give that to him was... something. not great but *something.* #but then this shit happened. now i guess joey isnt even queer. #but that does hurt less than the entire color of someone's fucking SKIN getting changed and then DOUBLED DOWN ON #when it is SO clear that Norman was black-coded #like even if it was an accident you still added that coding. you could have just embraced it but nope! #why is it so important that norman is white anyway? mike? #if it's so important then i guess 'speaking through their actions' is a load of all bullshit isnt it #cuz at least headcanons were ALLOWED back then. guess not anymore! #fuck you mike fuck you so much. #batim #dctl #bendy and the ink machine #dreams come to life #norman polk

[fuckthatroomupgood]

they should invent a Pulitzer category for YouTube descriptions and give it to Mike Stoklasa every year

#red letter media #neil breen #rlm #rlmblr #mike stoklasa #jay bauman #rich evans #best of the worst #i MUST fuck him

[erikkarlsson]

with the state of this roster i think sharks fans have earned the right to have $2 beer and hot dog nights like a proper minor league team

#i would actually go to games if we did this #a $15 ticket the worst hockey you’ve ever seen and some cheap beers girl i’d invite everyone i know #consider hiring me to get sap back to full capacity thank you go fuck yourself mike grier

[astrobei]

cringefail mike truther in that he is not always good at flirting On Purpose (but luckily will loves it anyway) and gets flustered easily and says the most out of pocket shit and cracks bad jokes to lighten the tension and has a train wreck of an internal monologue and is so well practiced at running mental gymnastics to avoid his issues that he could win gold at the olympics. NOT a cringefail mike truther in that he is bumbling and useless and incapable of holding a weapon without killing himself and screams like a little girl in the face of danger and is a total damsel in distress and, for some reason, wins every poll asking “who’s the worst at ___” even if it’s something he’s canonically good at

#like seriously #why does everyone think he’s the worst at everything #he’s smart he’s funny he’s resourceful he’s quick #reminds me of that pill asking who would die first after being stranded on an island #and mike was winning by so much #as if he has not been the reason every plan the party makes (+ extended party ofc) succeeded #and what happens the one week he’s not there? yeah. the fucking apocalypse #are we talking abt the same character here #the curse of the word cringefail i swear #it has gone too far #HE IS LITERALLY JUST #A NORMAL TEENAGE BOY #THESE ARE NORMAL TRAITS TO HAVE why does everyone make him out to be so incompetent at everything #mike wheeler #/astro posts

[strangesickness]

i think my favorite part of IT chapter two is when eddie crashes his car. like it kind of has everything. eddie insane road rage <3. eddie being a bit of a dick "it's my job to assess risks", it has "i love you mommy" which makes me want to jump off a bridge. eddie gesturing wildly instead of holding onto the wheel. his stupid fucking "edward kaspbrak speaking" <3 the face he makes when he's talking to mike lol. like he's expecting the car display to change. "EDDIE! are you okay?" "yeah! i'm pretty good."

#this of course isn't even mentioning how the phone calls might be my favorite part of the film in general... #richie being a loser <3 #patty <3 #bev throwing shit at tom <3 #ben in his fucking zoom meetings... <3 #bill being kind of the worst guy in the world and also bad at his job <3 #its hard to choose a fav scene tho... i'm still not over “probably like he was as a kid... the best” and the jade o h my god the jade #and when richie kills henry and when eddie stabs henry #also incredibly normal about the leper scene tbh... #also enjoyed when mike drugged bill and also their stupid “i love you”'s at the end #this movie has a lot of duds for me (i fucking hate adrian's death scene but thats more of an issue with king than the film #i also hate the barrens scene and the two dead children scenes are very meh to me. also not a fan of the pennywise fight because my EYES #why are there so many flashing lights... i have to close my eyes for half that scene because it gives me a headache) #but is overall sooooo silly <3

[siginari]

scientist man

#best of the worst #this episode was so bizarre #red letter media #rlm #mike stoklasa #fuck if i know #scientist man #siginari original

[chipistrate]

I'm not even upset that Vanessa and Mike are in love or whatever- I'm really just upset that they're rushing into it

Vanessa refers to their meeting as a "meet cute" and Mike tries to kiss her mid-trauma dump- like is that??? Really necessary????

Can we not wait until they know each other a bit better????? Have some nice character moments outside of their traumatic experiences at Freddy's?????????? Please???????????????

I'm just so sick of romance being rushed, can we PLEASE get some nice character moments before we start having the protagonists fall in love I'm BEGGING

#Chip Chatter #I'm only a little upset that it's Mike and Nessa just cause like. it's the same with Max and Mike with Max having a crush on Mike and jus #can a guy and a girl never just be friends??? Does it always HAVE to be romantic???? #maybe it's just my aroace speaking but I REALLY liked how the movie had no romantic implications and the cast could just be friends #without having to worry about romance bullshit #but if you're *gonna* go down that route then PLEASE don't rush it- we don't need to refer to their meeting as a “meet cute” PLEASE #I think the worst part is that I don't even know if the novel is “canon” #I've heard it be said that we should treat them the same way we treat the Star Wars novels #and I?????? Have no fucking idea what that means and nobody will elaborate????? #I tried looking it up and apparently some Star Wars novels are canon and some aren't so are the fnaf movie novels canon or not?? #I'm so confused #why can we never just. have a clear answer on the canonicity of any book ever. #fnaf movie novel spoilers #fnaf novel spoilers

[lisondraws]

Do not cherry pick the glories of God.

#midnight mass #beverly keane #mike flanagan #samantha sloyan #horror #blood #the irony of that quote always sticks with me #she is such a great character she's the fucking worst #absolutely horrible #she supposed to look a bit like a candle burning here also idk if that reads #anyway it's been sitting on my computer for too long so here u go

[dromaeo-sauridae]

hes got that old man reading squint

#my art #mike is not fucking reading hes making fun of his dad #fnaf #william afton #michael afton #idk if i like how will turned out here but im tired of looking at this so here #also will never laid a hand on his kids hes not that type of person. he threatens them and they just laugh #the worst he ever did was pick them up and throw them on the bed or trampoline #shid. i kind of need to draw that now

[frankensteinboobies]

Not to be dramatic but I would gladly sacrifice the entire Wheeler family to protect Steve or Hopper.

#stranger things #stranger things duffer brothers #duffer brothers #stranger things season 4 #fuck you mike wheeler #Nancy is the worst #justice for barb #steve harrington #must protecc at all costs #hopper stranger things #dramatic #stranger things meme #stranger things volume 2 #holly can stay #everyone else can get eaten #protect will byers at all costs

[talentforlying]

john and his niece going for a walk, arm-in-arm, so gemma can confide in him about her ghost problem without worrying her mum......i'm severely unwell about them.

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS. #unfortunately mike carey kinda popped off about the two of them growing apart + gemma trying to follow his footsteps alone #gemma had so much to deal with at home and john provided a picture of stability and self-government that he simply does not really possess #and therefore by extension? so did the world of the occult #her descent into resentment + rebellion + risky behavior was fully in character for a troubled teen in an unhappy home #and it SUCKS bc the breakdown of their relationship was all due to john wanting SO BADLY to be a good influence on her + be there for her #and succeeding in the most monkey paw of ways #gemma never ONCE saw the cracks in the mask until she got close enough to his orbit to see him fail her in the WORST way #and that is a FUCKING tragedy #and we do NOT speak of the bullshit peter milligan pulled in his run because FUCK. THAT. NOISE. #in my canon they tentatively reconciled after the empathy virus. gemma's making her way through university #(see: studying part-time and still pursuing the occult on the side. but doing so Much more cautiously) #(no longer trying to be a Constantine TM but just trying to help out friends here and there) #and they meet once a year on december 2nd to honor cheryl's memory and catch up #( gemma masters. ) THAT'S MY NIECE YOU PIECE OF SHIT! #( visage. ) AND I'M A BASTARD. #sched.

[redlettermediathings]

#youtube #redlettermedia #red letter media #rich evans #jay bauman #gorilla interrupted #half in the bag #mike stoklasa #best of the worst #jack packard #don't give a fuck #dgaf #no fucks given #no fucks left to give #don't care

[obessivedork]

Was.... that supposed to be the end of FO4? 😐 Like once you've blown up the Institute you get this random nostalgic slideshow that has nothing to do with ANYTHING and that's it? You beat the game! Good for you! But we'll place you back into the world to keep playing I fucking guess? What's going to happen to your friends and The Commonwealth with all the decisions you made?😐 Don't ask us! Not like we're going to make an RPG with the infamous RPG IP, that would be silly!

#DOES ANYTHING I DID FUCKING MATTER BESIDES THE FACTION I WENT WITH TO MAKE THE INSTITUTE GO BOOM???? #What in the HELL????? #I have literally NEVER been more underwhelmed with an ending in my LIFE. #At least 3 showed slides for A COUPLE things I did!!!!!!!! #Hell! When fucking Dragon Age Inquisition managed to make their vanilla pre-dlc'ed ending feel better than yours that is a PROBLEM #because that is the SECOND worst ending to a game I've ever played #& I know I said Mike took the parts to the Minutemen but I couldn't convince myself doing that made sense #the railroad and brotherhood both make sense. they have people who can figure those parts out! The minutemen... do not #I'm so MAD I put HOURS into this game 😭😭😭 I love the Fallout series SO MUCH why is ANY level of compotent storytelling #ASKING TOO MUCH???? 😭 #almost 10 years late to the party but. MAN. Like the rest of the game is DECENT!!! it has flaws of course every thing ever made does #but I had SOME fun!! But like.... Bethany.... Miss Bethany Esda an ending that feels GOOD is a VERY important part of games PERIOD #YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT #kat plays FO4 #fallout #FO4 #with all this said yes I AM immediately starting again to play a F SS and make her more chaotic and mean. Mikey was my standard #agressively paragon good wholesome cinnamonbun run. Next character? Oh man she will cause problems ON PURPOSE

[reel-fear]

Hey if anyone wants to check out Moving Pictures Redrawn [a fan-made remake of the first chapter of BATIM that Mike n Meatly may have ordered to be taken down? It's unsure at the moment] Guess who downloaded a copy before they did that~

#batim #batdr #bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #honestly if they did order the take down um lmao tbh #I guess Id do the same it must be embarrassing for a fan to make a better game than you did literally improved your damn #flagship title bc it fucking sucks #but yeah in the name of preserving this piece of art this person mustve spent forever making hmu if u wanna download it <3<3 #its genuinely so cool I hope it turns out someone was posing as the bendy devs bc like this is so awesome #to have it taken down just feels so shitty #idc if its just a better batim if I could fucking sue Meatly n Mike for selling me a piece of shit of a game #thats not fun to play buggy as hell and has some of the worst storytelling ive ever seen #then took this down bc actually we cant let ppl play chapter 1 for free anymore ugh its just salt in the wound of how shitty they r #this remake is so cool I cant believe I got it to run on my computer #the way they redesigned the general areas is so damn cool too this is genuinely such an improvement and meatly n mike should be fucking #begging on their knees for the fans to forgive them if they did take this down fuck them so so much #mike literally has flaunted his fucking wealth in the past do we really think he needs the extra 20 bucks from some poor soul #buying his elaborate scam of a game that has a broken save system really? Does he need that money? No the fuck he doesnt #ramblez

[true-vapor]

He Magulkin on my Milwaukee until I McClunken?

*extremely loud buzzer noise *

he Hack on my Milwagon until I McCulkin?

*extremely loud buzzer noise *

#rlmblr #redlettermedia #red letter media #These fucking descriptions are getting unhinged #Mike stoklasa #best of the worst

[henrysglock]

It would be tragic if Mike and others characters planned to use Will so they can lure Vecna out without knowing that that's what exactly Vecna wants, because he wants Will to join him and be together. But the character don't know that, so they use Will and then literally accidentally give Will like a prize to Vecna lol

lmao oh my god??? that’s fucking insane and so brutal???

Like say Mike’s got this all planned out. Will’s gonna draw Henry out, then the Party plus the military are gonna swoop in and take Henry out, saving Will in the process. There’s no way this could fail.

So they send Will into the UD to lure Henry out. Everything is going smoothly. And then…Henry just fucking closes the Rifts.

The ground seals up. The sky clears. Mike is losing his shit while the rest of the crew stands there staring, dumbfounded.

Will is gone, and he’s never coming back, served up to his interdimensional stalker on a silver plate. Henry didn’t think it was going to be this simple to get what he wanted. He’s honestly a bit confused that they just gave Will to him, but hey, don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, y’know?

#holy fucking SHIT anon #this is like absolutely worst case scenario stuff but I’m????? #I stared at my phone agape for like 30 seconds after reading your ask #asks #byler #henry/vecna/001 #will byers #mike wheeler