#me constantly: oh no

[dnangelic]

i would never 'hes just misunderstood he did nothing wrong' dark because a) he makes himself perfectly clear abt what hes doing and b) Loves Doing Wrong but explaining that its somehow still for the sake of a greater (magical girl) good when he's the sort of person that like, snarls supportively at u is arguably more difficult for me as a mun trying to talk to other muns than any other possibility

#*･ﾟ⊰ 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒. ⊱ ✦ › OUT. #mw dark mousy has nuance and a shit ton of complicated facets : oh no #its meta for him not to be understood so i can roll with that but at the same time #me constantly: oh no #JBAAKJKJGKJ #this guy is absolutely breaking 24849898 laws and doing all kinds of shit hes legally not supposed to #but the bottom line for him and him very specifically. esp compared to other phantom thief figures #is he steals so he can protect!!!!! #protect the art protect people around it etc etc #there are selfless reasons to his selfishness that are v important #but he never ever uses that as an excuse #that's the cool part abt him tbh #he knows hes a thief its his entire thing its his whole existence. hes gonna own it #still doesnt make him look any less of some kinda fucked up anime villain of the week from a diff show #BUT WHATEVER

[sanatomis]

cw. none, except for satoru being disgustingly cute.

to outsiders, your relationship with satoru is as much a blessing as it is a curse. it’s a blessing, because even your mere presence causes satoru’s talking to drop by a hefty 80% at the very least. it’s a curse, because satoru only stops his chattering to cling to you.

he wraps his arms around your waist, and nuzzles into the crook of your neck. he holds your hands, and cups his own face with them. he tucks your hair behind your ear and squeezes your cheeks together. he’s so utterly enamoured with you, that words suddenly feel unnecessary. and you let him be.

it’s his way of recharging, of finding little bits of peace in a stressful day. so, you allow him to do as he wishes, and simply continue whatever conversation you are having—as if satoru wasn’t currently biting your finger. you dismiss the looks of disgust people throw at him, finding the way he clings to you like a baby koala oddly endearing.

it’s a custom, by now. a custom that’s loved by the both of you, and only the both of you. so, yes—a blessing and a curse. satoru is quieter when you’re around, but in exchange for a (not so) healthy dose of pda.

pick your poison, as one would say.

#my boo bear #i’m a sucker for casual intimacy that others wouldn’t think of as casual but feel like the most natural thing to the couple :(( #it’s a love for me that goes so deep #it basically says ‘loving you is as breathing; it comes to me effortlessly and constantly and i do it without thinking’ ITS JUST SO #oh to be loved like that #ꕤ — sanatomis darling: gojo satoru #gojo satoru x reader #satoru gojo x reader #gojo x reader #satoru gojo x reader fluff #gojo satoru x reader fluff #jujutsu kaisen x reader #okay sneaking this in. . . #⍣ ❥ ೋ 𝑠𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑚𝑖-𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑒.

[bruciemilf]

"Oh har har Gotham is terrible to Joker and that's why he acts the way he does," Gotham worships a hot topic furry with the mental stability of a soggy cracker and thinks a 10 year old vigilante is perfectly normal

#like im.sorry but what the fuck possesses dc writers to depict joker as a biproduct of an intolerant community #that he constantly harms and abuses and generally worsens by just standing there #am i supposed to feel sorry for that bitch? i dont #me personally i think it'd be hilarious if they refused to indulge his pariah complex #collectively they all agree to stop reacting to his antics. oh you're gonna blow up the bank?? haha you prankster #you're gonna kidnap someone and hold them hostage? here let me help you! want me to call batman for you? #hey jokie did you see the game! had a nice weekend? like literally fuck this man lmao #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #dc #text #text post

[icys-junkyard]

Ingo hears the rumbles of something massive and metal rushing through the underground caves. It sounds somewhat familiar.

This man deserves to have something train-adjacent in Hisui. Alpha Steelix is a very good multi-passenger mount, especially when Ingo has his Alakazam out to psychically keep everyone safe while riding.

Many passengers travel on Ingo’s Steelix! -Team Galaxy is rather hesitant and refuse to ride, other than their resident skyfaller. -The Ginkgo Guild is absolutely on board with the idea though. Fast? Safe? High carrying capacity? What else could a merchant want?? -Even the clans are pretty okay with it after realizing Steelix finds it amusing and that it’s sticking to preset ‘tracks’ rather than tearing up the land willy-nilly. Calaba won’t say it aloud, but she does appreciate actually being able to visit the Pearl camp easily and more often now that Steelix is taking passengers. -Sometimes other Pokémon will hitch a ride!!

Volo is banned from the Steelix. Giratina is suspended until it apologizes.

#subway boss ingo #pokemon ingo #warden ingo #submas #lady sneasler #pla #pokemon legends arceus #steelix #Sneasler: oh god my warden is about to do some stupid shit again #Sneasler: ...oh wait this could actually be hilarious #and it was #she was laughing constantly when ingo first started training steelix to be a train #akari also thinks its beyond funny #also. on the third page? sneasler really said :3c #been a long week for me but look look. art!!! allegedly #accidentally went too hard when drawing the cave #caves are neat #icys drawings and doodles

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 134

One of the young justice members is complaining about how their parents or mentors benched them after getting injured. 

And Marvel snorting and saying that that reminds him of Phantom. And of course, the YJ crew, ask who that is. 

“Oh Phantoms my big brother, pops never really understood our human halves or limits so…” and he just shrugs like he didn’t just drop Lore. And the teens smell blood in the water, they want to know more. 

#prompts #dcxdp #dpxdc #The kids have sniffed out the Forbidden LORE #Marvel was distracted by the meditteranean magic men in his head #Robin: Guess what B I now know more about Marvel then you do >:) #Batman: Hnn #YJ to JL: Do you guys know Marvel's brother??? #JL: His What #Eternal 10 year old Billy: So don't freak out #Eternal 14 year old Danny: What did you do #Constantly age shifting Clockwork: Oh I'm sure nothing wrong now help me fix this timeline the speedsters broke #Pariah trying to bake cookies: Just don't break the table if you start wrestling #Eternally 12 Ellie and eternally 17 Dan entering through different doors: Oh no the whole family is here the keep won't survive

[justaz]

merlin’s secret being a visual thing. when he is around arthur or gwen or leon or morgana or [insert whatever character here] merlin seems pale and thin, almost like a ghost or an apparition. when the sun lands on him he reflects it like a corpse, he eyes seem dark and dull. he has this ethereal beauty to him, this otherworldly visage that leads many to believe he is of fae blood. he just doesn’t seem to be 100% human. but when he is ONLY with lancelot or gaius (cough or gwaine bc gwaine DEFINITELY knew) merlin is heartachingly human. merlin shines in the sunlight, colors are brighter and more vibrant around him, and his smiles are wide and his laughs are boisterous. he takes on color and leaves everyone wanting to know him. but when other join in or interact with the two, merlin shifts before their eyes so quickly and suddenly that they aren’t sure whether or not what they saw was a trick of the light. the idea still leaves them wanting more and wanting to see the merlin who is just so full of life but that merlin only appears for a small select group of people. merlin who has a guard so high that it has an effect of other’s perception of him.

#arthur is absolutely steaming about this btw #he so desparately wants to be in the golden bubble around merlin in those moments #but his mere presence seems to pop it #hes fuming #its not until after the magic ban is repealed that everyone gets to see the glowing golden merlin #and they finally realize what the trick of the light was #merlin who is magic incarnate who (no matter how hard he tries) cannot fully repress what makes him him #arthur who finally gets to be in the golden bubble and its so much better than he ever couldve imagined #merlins magic is finally able to roam free the way it only could with a few people #merlins magic who absolutely adores arthur and is constantly reaching out for him even if him and merlin arent in the same vicinity #lmao arthur bringing up how merlins magic likes to card thru his hair and ease any sore muscles he may have #and lancelot and gwaine going ‘wtf? what about my muscles and hair?? merlin hates me?? merlin is playing favorites???? jail.’ #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #merthur #subtle magic my beloved #visibly Strange merlin my dear #idk i was thinking about pre-magic reveal!arthur watching merlin and lancelot talking and then pouting and going #‘why doesnt he smile and look at me like that? :(‘ #and then post-magic reveal!arthur having a moment of realization and going #like ‘oh hes hiding a huge part of what makes him him. i only know half of my best friend.’ #and then setting out to know ALL of him bc arthur and merlin are soulmates and in love and two sides of the same coin and best friends and- #im going thru my drafts and finding so many banger posts #idk why i never posted them LMAOO

[moeblob]

So does he, Gallagher.

#honkai star rail #hsr blade #gallagher #i based this off of how many times i used funny soda man to help be a healer with his poppin soda pop in SU #and then blade constantly just being blade as usual #its normally him saying unnecessary to my actual healer but #i kept forgetting gallagher heals and i kept healing when i didnt even need to so TECHNICALLY yeah it was unnecessary #but the amount of times blade was the recipient...... #i cant use like most of my newer units in story bc i cant ascend or i run out of leveling mats so i just #get them and toss them into simulated universe for funsies cause i can match their levels better #so thats where i tossed gallagher and he is genuinely fun to play as ? like i love his punches and kicks to start the battle #funny soda man is funny (to me) and im really behind in plot still #but last time i tried to play it on my laptop and got a kickass cutscene my laptop lagged and i couldnt even see it RIP to me #so now that its like ... me trying to play it on desktop ? #i mostly get on desktop for comms and if i do much else i feel like im slacking off even if i would take a break anyway #one day i can play more story plot stuff and actually meet the funny guys #also in case you know me for Not Having Boys in HSR i need to point out #i did pull Gallagher however same 10 pull got a 4 star girl copy for someone i never use and she is at e4 now cool #and i didnt even think of the irony as i started this i just like drawing blade and i wanted to draw gallagher #so when i already had the dialogue planned and am drawing i was like OH WAIT haha im funnier than i thought #(no i am not but we can pretend)

[kitamars]

so it was valentines day yesterday huh

#listen. if miles doesn’t have to be at work at a reasonable time then he literally will not get out of bed willingly #at least until the sun is midway across the sky #they’re in love <3 ew #also maya pesters nick near constantly to upgrade his nokia brick and he just goes ‘oh maya you #‘how could i possibly get rid of walter he’s been through it all with me’ *uses it as a paperweight* #maya tries to explode the phone with her mind on a daily basis #anyways #IM SO OBSESSED WITH SLEEPY CUDDLES GUYS THEY ARE SO SOFT #also it is my agenda to now squeeze trucy wherever i can bc i love her and need everyone to look at her at all times #they are so family #warms my heart all the the everytime without fail #narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #naruhodo ryuichi #miles edgeworth #mitsurugi reiji #trucy wright #naruhodo minuki #maya fey #ayasato mayoi #(cameo but it counts) #ace attorney #gyakuten saiban #aa #ok bye

[zu-is-here]

[8/7] his day ♡

The capricious pharaoh drives away his servants, while a delinquent soldier, who's never served in the palace, is sent to him to the mercy. The mistake with a hand fan could really cost Cross his life, but Shattered finds it so amusing that he spares him :'D

Shattered Dream from shattereddreamsau by galacii-gallery / galacii || Dream by jokublog

Cross from xtaleunderverse by jakei95

#zu art #comic #shattered dream #cross!sans #birthday #undertale #undertale au #utmv #oh that grace ♪ oh that body ♪ oh that face ♪ makes me wanna party <3 #he's 7 today!! what a big boi (๑>◡<๑) #this design of him has been rotating in my head for a long time *^* #srly he's always so irresistible /// #he's made to wear the best clothes and high heels and shatter hearts into pieces ♡ #I'm stopping with my essay— #thank you for him Galacii╰(*´︶`*)╯ #*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･''･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* #egyptian au #this idea came unexpectedly and now I can't stop thinking about it :'D #pff ​I can imagine how after that Shattered constantly orders to send Cross to him for ''entertainment'' #everyone makes fun of Cross because of the double meaning but many are really jealous that a simple soldier was awarded such an honor #but in fact Shattered listens to Cross' funny tales about army life and about himself ((and gradually learns to be kind again ;w;)) #they spend more time together... and... and riots begin in the state; betrayals; choosing between homeland and love and much more >:D #be back soon! thank you guys for patience╰(*´︶`*)╯

[mmmairon]

Please. I don’t want to hurt you.

Inspired by @wyvernne ’s vampluc

#sad and angsty vampire turned against his will and only drinks from animals because he sees himself as a monster #which leaves him incredibly weak and thirsty for real sustenance but he would rather drink his own blood than hurt you #his control will only last for so long! #sorry for being incredibly inactive and unresponsive with asks #lots of change in my life right now that’s leaving me incredibly anxious #can’t focus well so I just avoid things constantly. im sure someone can understand what I mean #oh well #diluc #my art #genshin impact #vampluc

[soaked-ghost]

they are BROTHERS to ME!!!!!!!!

#tag this as ship and a swarm of locusts will get ur ass!!!!! #rare dream sighting on my blog but anyway they are literally everything to me #'oh but in canon they're not friends anymo-' I don't give a shit they're family and they care for each other deeply alright?? #I just got extremely tired of dream seemingly hating ink's guts for literally just existing #I think dream looks up to ink. they see him as more 'mature' than them and they relay on him a lot #yes I also made ink the '''''mature''''' one (big quotes cuz he isn't mature at all but he got it together better than dream)- #-cuz I also got tired of ink being constantly made into a dumb idiot gremlin child #and the best part of this plan is? no one can stop me :) #ink sans #dream sans #sans au #utmv #undertale au #art #myart

[toriowlfluff]

Back on my bs, this time with my take on Floyd’s post trauma design!

#Did not know Bruce’s children had names but here we are #oh Floyd save me Floyd #love love LOVE people giving him crutches and canes #or even an ambulatory wheelchair #so creative and I love representation ahhhh #also #he’s constantly cold #like #circulatory issues #if that makes sense #trolls floyd #trolls band together #trolls #toridraws #trolls bruce #guess I’ll tag him too :D

[ollieartie]

Look, gunslinger Sanji is cool and all, but has anyone considered barkeep Sanji and Usopp the gunslinger regular that keeps telling tall tales about his yeehaw adventures???

#Usopp #Sanji #One Piece #Cowboys #Cowboy AU #listen LISTEN i just think it would be fun for sanji to constantly see all the little holes in his story but he listens anyway #and then eventually Usopp can take him away from this dried up town with Luffy and the rest of them #oh man...wait... #oh this has me thinking #oh no

[seb-boo]

Sebastian Vettel & Fernando Alonso ↳ 2011 Italian Grand Prix, Joint Interview

#it's still 5/14 for me #seb: I think you are everything #🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ #fernando: you are fast I guess #seb's oh is SO angry lmao #the passive aggressiveness is hilarious #but seb's shy little look over and constantly touching him...yeah #vettonso #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #rbr!seb #2011 #italy11 #italian gp 2011 #boo!gif

[riseupriseupandcomealong]

hi more ulster cycle art based on this passage: “From the Monday after the feast of Samain at summer’s end to the Wednesday after the feast of Imbolc at spring’s beginning, Cúchulainn never slept — unless against his spear for an instant after the middle of the day, with head on fist and fist on spear and the spear against his knee” - táin bó cúailnge tr. thomas kinsella

#i feel like when i read the tbc i constantly seesaw back and forth between “haha he’s only 17” and “oh my god he’s only 17” #this is one of the latter moments #my art #art #me #ulster cycle #tain bo cuailnge #cu chulainn #linocut #irish mythology

[lizadale]

i talked about smash bros and Luigi getting stuck with literally the worst spirits once but it's been like 20 years. today i woke up with it in my brain again and dug ye olde smash bros au out of the trash can in the back of my head

#my art #does anyone else have a smash bros anime constantly playing in their brain #only me? oh ok #anyway king boo is like impossible to control send post #Luigi #sure i'll put that in the Luigi tag