#maybe I should start a cult

[briars-by-any-other-name]

Hm.

#maybe I should start a cult #ic

[godofthestupid]

So I play Genshin ya know, and I pull for characters, of course. But do you guys want to know something funny? I had "visions" and dreams of losing my 50/50 to Diluc for the past week. You gotta understand, my luck in genshin is,,,weird. I lose my 50/50 rarely so I thought that these dreams and "visions" were just imagination or me just daydreaming because I do that alot

guess who I pulled??!

fucking Diluc

like my man appeared in my dreams and shit and actually came home??? What is he,Jesus??

Anyway, any tipps on building him? He came announced(literaly) so I might as well try to build him as cracked as possible

#absolute madman #genshin impact #mona magistus who? #I'm the only true prophet of genshin #maybe I should start a cult #for Diluc #ya know #as a hobby #I had the biggest dejavu too as I got him #like #oh yeah that's diluc #before he was revealed?? #had the same situation with raiden #didn't want her #have her c1 now #f2p and suffering #it's like you just know #oh yeah that's that character #for other gacha games too #not as strong though #i mean i do practice magick #and am still learning #but come on #only for video games to have visions #that's kinda lame #i should record my visions and prophecies #that'd be fun #genshin diluc

[lesbesim]

girls will have terrible headaches and prophetic nightmares and their eyes will start bleeding and they will be like “yeah, i think it’s the high pressure system lol should clear up once it rains!”

#maybe i should start a cult

[trainwreckgenerator]

hey do you guys remember razias shadow? cause i just did

#context: it was a 2008 high fantasy concept musical that got internet cult popular #the original (it was a puppet show?) is functionally lost media but the album is still in all the usual streaming places #and was very niche beloved for a while. the lyrics are not well written at all and are unrelentingly awkward #but it's very well composed and the melodies stick with you for a long time #and the overarching narrative is compelling even if its brazenly and bold facedly just doing an abridgment of the silmarillion #actually maybe i like it BECAUSE its just the silmarillion. as a weird charmingly awkward cult operatic musical #if you want to check it out but arent sure if youll like it start with the track 'holy the sea' #its the best music the album has to offer and it also gives you an accurate first impression of the overall feel to the musical #if you like it then start back at the beginning and listen through. if you dont like it then you wont like the rest #anyway #hi these are my designs that ive had for like 5 years. i think they should be little guys #razia's shadow #my art #also. brendon urie jumpscare warning. and also. oldschool high fantasy type misogyny

[tinyangrynerd]

Picked up the game again to finally dip my toes into the recent dlc. And i forget how much of a cluster fuck my 1st savefile is. Not that it's in a bad state, but it's just too much happening, too much everywhere. And i got nowhere to put new stuff. And it made me very stressed and angy.

Also pls..... the Bars....

#cult of the lamb #cotl shamura #my art #quick doodles #cobaltsona #this was my reaction upon returning and being overwhelmed immediately #until i realized i should maybe just start a new file finally.. #instead of removing everything for a clean slate (......again) #but boy was i tempted... #what i would not give for them to give us an update to let us expand our area for more space #so shit doesn't feel like it's gotta all be on top of each other #like idk where to put all the new structures and i feel like i gotta rearrange everything now #which is... very tedious to do in this game..... #also just... please less bars =__= it's so many #i want to clear all the bars but the followers are too powerful Dx

[vvitchering]

I think maybe everyone should cool it with the “weird cult” comments regarding the covert, honestly. It wasn’t that funny to begin with but now that it’s the popular describer it’s starting to become a little uncomfy. No one is forced to join, no one is forced to stay. There’s a ton of parallels between them and real world cultures and religions and I just think MAYBE we need to be a little more aware of what message we’re sending when we say “haha that group of people who are in hiding because their lives were/are at stake and who practice anonymity to survive and follow certain rules that I don’t personally understand or like are a weird cult”.

#maybe we should lay off that word #I’m not the first person to say this obviously but now it’s starting to make me a little 😬 #really wish this season had done what it should have and explored Din’s relationship with his faith #then maybe we’d learn more about the covert and Mandalorian culture and people wouldn’t feel the need to use this kind of language #they’re not a cult they’re just a group of people trying to survive in a universe that would prefer they did not #and that hits home for a lot of real people watching #anyway there’s that #the mandalorian #everyone a Din stan til we talk about how his faith is still a huge part of his character and his life #although the show really really needs to address how all of the events so far have changed his mindset #personally I don’t think he wants to leave his creed behind #but I think he would benefit from reevaluating what it means to him Now as opposed to when he took it as a child #the fact of the matter is: the covert and the creed are Important to Din on a fundamental level #would he enjoy you running around calling his family a cult? probs not #mine

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TG: do you think former president ronald reagan smacks rats

EB: sssmacks…rats?

TG: yah do you reckon he smacks rats

EB: oh yeah he TOTALLY smacks rodents—what in GOD’S NAME are we talking about

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dave strider #john egbert #mod terezi #i'm with john here but i totally agree that reagan smacks rats #but only if that is meant as an insult #anyways i'm bopping to rush rn i kinda wish music on the radio wasn't so regimented #sometimes i wanna go from ajr's karma to rush's freewill to heart's barracuda and back to lil nas x's old town road #the media could stand to be a little more eclectic and delineated is all i'm saying #it's not gonna kill anyone if we have some fucking variety that makes no sense to the advertisers #but exposes people to enriching experiences that they may not have experienced otherwise #like a while ago i was talking with mod kanaya and they've never heard of blue oyster cult before #and i was like wtf you need to listen to it #if only the once for no other reason than just for something you've never heard before #maybe i should start a vinyl collection and do amateur djing out of my room #anyways if you're following us and are under the age of twenty go listen to blue oyster cult right fucking meow #this is my one command to you

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

I wonder if I can save money on food when moving out by just getting a 30 day supply of “just add water” MREs and cutting the portions in half? The only other food items I’d get would be flour and rice (in bulk), and maybe eggs, so I could pay only around 200 dollars in food for a supply of two months or potentially longer. It would work wonders for my executive dysfunction, not having to cook much. Plus, I could save money on gas by not having to drive to the store very often. I could also grow food indoors.

#This is what the cult gets for constantly drilling “calculate the cost” into my head #I’m an insufferable cheapskate (AKA: extremely frugal when I want to be) #I need calorie-rich foods… maybe I should start buying canned food from Ollie’s now and storing it away in my room #while I’m stable #Then when it’s time to move #I just transport all the cans there #I probably won’t have a car when I leave; but I have a bike with giant panniers on it so I’ll just use that as transportation #get a place within biking distance of my work; get an online job in the summer; do voiceover work and YouTube #Even if the rent is higher; I won’t have car payments to make #I’ll probably look like death warmed over from the food budgeting and constant biking but hey! No meetings! #And any social situations I’m required to participate in I’ll get paid for! #No love-bombing; no unwanted hugging #Can’t wait #It’s a shame there isn’t much public transportation around here other than the occasional bus stop #I wish we had a subway or train station

[moonlitempty]

before getting into tumblr my only source of spaced content were screenshots on pinterest (this was before i got the dvd too), and not i get not only content, but i’m surrounded by people also obsessed with spaced like this place is heaven to me

#god bless tumblr #well no maybe god isn’t quite a presence here #y’all get what i mean tho #we should start a religion #or a cult perhaps

[starkey]

Sorry if I like… unfollow any beloved mutuals in the next few days, I just really need to not see endless celebration over the death of a figurehead nonagenarian from people who know nothing about the uk and don’t give a shit about it even on the best of days

#this is just going to cloud any press accountability for Liz Truss’s psycho death cult cabinet #by the time we’ll actually be able to talk about the cost of living again people will have started freezing to death in their homes #if I - a republican scot - can be normal about this geriatric woman’s death #i feel like we can all aspire to those lofty heights #obviously empire bad; monarchy bad; divine right of kings bad #but unless you know who Felipe iv willem-Alexander or Phillipe are maybe you should cool your jets about the British monarchy #and accept that maybe you just don’t know very much about Europe and empire #salud 🍻

[hd-cookie]

I have several Cult of the Lamb Files, and I haven’t really picked the “Murder” doctrine for either of them. 🤔 Is it preferable? I might start a file to have a more ruthless playthrough…

#Cookie plays Cult of the Lamb #maybe I should start a sideblog for the games I play lol #or at least for Cult of the Lamb #Cult of the Lamb

[daydreaming-in-daisies]

one of the weirdest parts about leaving a religious/spiritual/new age cult is how you still see people who are seemingly happy and doing well who are still in the cult. then you wonder if this is a sign from god/the universe/whatever that you should go back.

#words #thoughts #ex cult #Me leaving the loa cult has been a very slow series of sad and weird realizations #sometimes I still see people who claim it worked for them and I'm like hmm maybe I just want on a high enough vibration #Or I think that I should start practicing it again once I get my mental health together #Even though that shit is the reason why I even have mental health issues to begin with #Personal #Thoughts #Ex cult member

[moaninmoonen]

I'm not beating off in a corner somewhere to pictures of women online. I don't need to do that. I'm me...

#Ran into a couple hot girls watching the sunset. They were looking. I waved them over. They sat down with me. Easy... #Maybe I should start another cult like I had in school. I'll be your Charles Manson...

[twinkallegations]

i would really hate being famous bc i value my privacy but being able to influence a large population of ppl with my beliefs is very appealing

#maybe i should be a cult leader #or maybe i should be president #sike if i was president i would immediately get charged with treason for like. not starting another war or something

[dionysus2xborn]

hc for the crossover fic to come

so a random idea came to me the other day i was wearing a wife beater that had some stain that looked like blood and i remembered, ‘ah, yes thats because it is because your a clutz but then i was like first off Nigel is so that chaotic mess bitch to do that and second would he not also fuck with Henry? i think he’d loooove fucking with him. so what if he purposely wore the very same wife beater he had on for the murder, stained with blood and everything and just acts nonchalant about it. Whole time giving him that face, yall know that face. The eyes! ugh! i can seeeee it!!!! Henry would seem calm but be like THIS MOTHER FUCKERRRRR on the inside. 

(this is a jot. this line just really butters my biscuit. *giggle*) Only, it was a wife beater after all, but he looked like Bunny and his inadvertent blood splatters had been on par with a dog that just pissed on his new gucci loafers. thots? (and prayers, these hoes need jesus)

#like minds 2006 #like minds fics #murderous intent #murderous intent fics #the secret history #the secret history fic #crossovers #who should they murder together? thinking keep random farmer being the domino to start things #but i want them to be woman honoring witch bitches #like might even make Camilla be not related to Charles but still in it and be the (secret) cult of Dionysus leader #like maybe that could even be a big reveal the master mind is her and Herny has kept her secret as his source for everything till the end #maybe even says something in passing to him on suicides significance in magic #and thas why he opts for it over prison time when stuff gets cut close #i also want him to actively show he chooses it too because he frames himself for everything #pointing it all to him as the patsy right before doing so #ok im ranting #also should anyone be out dating or closet dating #im so interested in others ideas #so far i def think that the group should know of some people #Alex/Nigel for one should be out just cause they're so obvious idk if anyone in tsh would not notice that yn #but maybeee they just have the energy and no one knows but jokes??? idk #i also feel like maybe Nigel would be obsessive with Henry too but alssssso use that to make Alex jealous for sure #like Alex would act all eh but then the second he like 'Fine i'll just go to Henrys intead #like Alex would act all eh but then the second he like 'Fine i'll just go to Henrys instead' hes like FUCK fine

[sweets4dolls]

Omg your bunny series is just *mwah* chef kiss I beg of your pleaseeee do some lucifer x bunny girl content I beg

𝓈𝒶𝒸𝓇𝒾𝒻𝒾𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁 𝒷𝓊𝓃𝓃𝓎

pairing: lucifer + bunny!f!reader

content warnings: smut, cunnilingus, mentions of religion, cult, sacrifice, virgin reader, not proofread

notes: he's such a sweetie i love luci

of course you had been chosen to be the sacrifice.

just your luck, that you had fit all the criteria of being chosen - pure of heart, selfless, a virgin - and you knew that it was considered an honor that only came around once every couple hundred years, but you just couldn't fight off the feeling of dread in your tummy.

it wasn't a choice either, it wasn't something that you could just say no to, but at least they had drugged you before hand so you weren't alive to feel the pain.

so you never would have expected to awake in such a lavish castle, being looked at with wide eyes by a man unknown to you.

you let out a squeak as you open your eyes, trying to scramble away from him making him frantically try to calm you by making little comments and motioning rapidly with hands, all of which went unnoticed by you as you start to tear up and say, "I'm so, so sorry sir, but where am I? who are you?" and other things as such as he smiles sweetly at you, informing that he is none other than the devil himself.

of course, this only makes dollops of tears fall from your eyes onto the rugged floor as he tries to calm your emotions, getting down on your level as he shushes and wraps with arms around you, softly running a hand through your hair, making your senses heighten as you notice something that wasn't there before - a pair of pretty bunny ears, also making you note that you had gained a twitchy tail as well.

not knowing what else to do, you collapse in his arms, overcome with feelings and emotions as he pets you softly until you calm down, waiting until you've let it all out before he stands up, lending out a hand.

having nowhere else to go, you take his hand with your trembling one as he helps you to your feet, walking you down corridors as he asks you where you came from, what on earth had happened to you.

a blubbering mess, you spill your guts to him as you stumble about, practically leaning all of your wait onto him. he takes you to his workshop, to your surprise if full of ducks, and sits you down as he magics a bottle of wine and to glasses for you both.

he holds a cup out to you expecting you to take it before you shake your darling head nervously, inching away from the liquid, "oh, I can't, its a sin, but thank you," making him chuckle at your words, finding delight in such pure behavior he hadn't seen since he had fallen from heaven, before setting the cup down and sitting next to you.

"well little bunny, your welcome to stay here for as long as you would like," he says, smiling at you fondly, making your cheeks heat as you meekly respond with a sweet little thank you.

"oh, gosh, I should have asked before, would you like to change?" he asks, eyes raking over your sacrificial white dress that hung off your form limply, making you nod your head as he poofs some dresses into existence and leads you into the bathroom, leaving you at the other side of the door to dress yourself.

it doesn't take long until the you start playing dress-up for him, walking out in different outfits, modeling and twirling for him, making you both giggle with delight.

"oh, this one is just so pretty lucifer!" you say as you walk out, smiling youthfully as he comes over to you. he runs a hand over the sleeve, feeling the material under his skin as he nods, "you look beautiful bunny," he says approvingly.

"maybe I'll wear this one for the rest of the ni-" you start before accidentally bumping into the glass Lucifer was holding, making the dark red liquid spill over the cloth, staining it.

"oh bunny, I'm so sorry, here, lets get you cleaned up," he says, walking into the bathroom with you as you dismiss your apology all happily, just glad to have fun for the first time in a while.

in the bathroom, he's having you sit on the edge of the tub as washes some of the wine from your skin, trying to scrub it away as you chat with him shyly.

"bunny, could you do something for me?" he asks you, a tinge of nervousness in his voice as you look at him with big doe eyes, ready to comply. "could you take off the dress?"

your face burns as you nod and shimmy out of the wine stained material, sitting back down so Lucifer could cup water to wash the other liquid away, some of it spilling down your chest, making you gasp lightly, making his eyes twinkle.

a flustered mess, you start to push him away, "w-wait, we shouldn't be this close, its-"

"what, a sin?" he says, his tone having a layer of teasing. "bunny, its like you've never lived," he sighs, looking at you in a melancholic pitying fashion, "have you even kissed?"

you stop breathing for a second, "no, things like that are reserved for marriage!" you squeak out in a panicked whisper, like someone could hear you, making him laugh.

"would you like to try?" he asks, leaning in closer, taking your moments of hesitation as an invitation to press his lips against yours, just for a moment, and to pull away just as quickly.

swallowing thickly, you look at him through long lashes, blinking embarrassedly before asking, "again?"

he chuckles, complying as he gives you a much longer one this time, now swapping saliva as he kissed with tongue, trying to hold back as it was your first time, going as sweetly as he could, enjoying the saporous taste of you.

he pulled back, looking at you in the eyes with blown-out pupils before leaning back in, pressing sweet kisses against your cheeks and down your neck, hands running to your back to unclip your bra.

you feel him start to undo it, breathing erratically as you mumble "are you sure?" as he kisses your flesh, nodding his head, "of course, bunny."

you both let the bra fall beneath the two of you as he kisses down your form, all the way to your panties, pressing a kiss to your clothed cunt, making you involuntarily buck your hips against him.

"m so sorry," you start, but get cut off by him shushing you as he spreads your thighs as you look down at him with unfeigned surprise.

"if your really sorry, then you'll let me make you feel good," he mumbles as he snaps the bands of your panties, leaving your glossy pussy for him to press his face into.

you whimper, hands curling around the rim to the tub as he licks a stripe up your cunt as his hand finds your clit. your heart pounds in your chest as his tongue and fingers work in tandem, head lolling on your shoulders as his fingers teased you closer to cumming.

"l-lucifer, feels so good," you let out between whimpers as he fucks you on his tongue, pushing it further into you as you get louder, thumb circling your clit, begging for you to cum for him like a good little bunny.

"please," you beg, not entirely sure what your begging for as he speeds up, making your pretty body seize as you cum, his tongue lapping it up until you've come down from your high.

once he pulls back, he's massaging your thighs and murmuring to you, "m' right here, bunny."

"feel good?"

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel smut #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel lucifer x reader #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer smut