#max: hmm.

[claire-starsword]

#shining force #ressurection of the dark dragon #sf pelle #shining series #long post #sfrodd hq dialogue #honestly love this one. just an absolute collection of weirdos #the actor one feels like those messed up oneshot horror/mystery manga #also funny imagining max of all people listening to that #'he was a powerful dragon slayer but ultimately destined to die' #max: hmm.

[fumifooms]

Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.

His grey hairs are so earned

#Chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi #analysis #HAPPY CHILCHUCK DAY #You know what yeah understandable have a good day #Alcohol be a ticket straight to chilling out town I suppose #Spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #Thinking on if I should split my family masterpost into diff posts for max reach hmm #Anyways I’m def editing in the second page into that post that “I’ve got three people to think of here” sounds sooo much like that’s #How he’d think about it in a family setting as well. He works so hard for them 🥺 #I could have put 100 pics on this post to justify everything I mentioned but this is a speedrun for a reason. I’m planning so many #Compilations rn i need a break from rereading lol #He’s just here to do his work!! He just wanna do his work!!! #I’m always rotating him in my brain like rotisserie chicken :( Hopefully this doesn’t sound disjointed or insane to average readers #He’s always on his guard so he has a short fuse and his type of humor & liking for snarky remarks doesn’t help #Also bc he knows nothing lasts he has a very work hard play hard mentality where ‘dying doing something you love. Like drinking’ #Is nice in his opinion #This post makes it all sound so dry. Chilchuck is so messy thinking about him is thrilling I swear. This is concise but at what cost… #OH ALSO he has weird self-hate issues where he really values his skills but devalues himself on a personal level. #‘I am a coward. I only care about myself. I cheated on my wife (lying for no reason)’ etc etc #Can’t disappoint people and make them leave you if they already have no expectations and esteem of you 😏💡

[grogumaximus]

What would be your dream team for le mans?

Max: I’ve been speaking to Fernando about it (Le Mans as teammates), he said he’d only like to do it (again) with me.

I’m quite a heavy driver, so I need to find a lighter teammate. I need to have a look.

Marc: I'm lighter than Fernando ;)

#'he'd only like to do it with me' 😮‍💨 #i need my war criminals teammates so. bad. #max n marc were flirting too #like imagine marc with max n nando 🥵💦 #max verstappen #fernando alonso #marc marquez #a lighter teammate must be something less than 65kg.. seb 👀? i remember seeing he was planning le mans entry but then said not for 2024 hmm

[crunchchute]

#crunchchute art #my art #sam and max #sam & max #finally got to drawing something with a deep blue sky #im always drawn to photos and artwork like this #would render this further but my hand hurts so bad already. im so bad at holding my pen ough #its good as is. i hope. i hope i didnt forget anything #i keep looking at it like hmm but what if i changed this a little bit - no stop just post it already egad #he could not edit his drawing one last time so he exploded. fly high

[shywhumpauthor]

Nothing better than a Whumper who wears thick, heavy rings backhanding a Whumpee across the face, the rubies that decorate their fingers splitting a gash across Whumpee’s cheek

And the little gasp that follows the impact

#mmmmm gonna use this in the book I’m never gonna write #you can just see the prince- this scrawny lil mf who’s like 5’7 max just backhanding the 6’2 guard cause he was “being disrespectful” or sm #but somehow the guard ends up falling for that fucker man idk #or maybe the king would do that hmm #but I’m def going to include it #whump #whumpblr #whump community #whump writing #its me coal #coal wrote something #whumpee #whumper #whump prompt #whump prompts #whump trope #whump tropes #writing prompts #writing prompt #whump idea #whump ideas

[itsafternoonpast5]

hes thinking

#camp camp #cc #max #fanart #hmm hm ive been meaning to draw this for AWHILE like a few years. glad I got around to it LOL

[il-predestinato]

Charles Leclerc chats with Max Verstappen during the team photo at the 2022 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix. 🎥: Drive to Survive, Season 5 Episode 10, "End of the Road"

#charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #* #my edit #f1edit #dts season 5 #abu dhabi gp 2022 #dsjhfsdj LMAO #so much to unpack here #first of all charlie - keeping tabs on max are we?! #second of all maxie - 'no drinking tho' ... hmm has a certain monagasque croissant seen you blackout drunk a few too many times?? #so defensive :P #and charles' cackle after that 🥺🤣 #jeez i thought charles was the drunk one (aka. 'fresh again?') 😅

[raewritesf1]

The difference in response between Vegas and Baku is SO REAL!! You can always tell when Max genuinely becomes fond of a driver cause his response to them terrorizing him on track is always just like “well it was fun/ honest racing incident” when before he would have thrown a hissy fit. Couple that with the fact that George said a few weeks ago he actually hangs out with Max in Monaco 1:1 and him being one of the most publicly supportive when Max won his 3rd WDC? Compelling… like somehow they’ve become genuine friends. They play padel with just each other! They play FIFA! They hang out one on one! George said Max is the current best on the grid! Max picked George as who he thinks will be a future WDC! Like okay boys

Ohh Anon everything about this. Just yes!

What makes his Vegas response even more insane to me is the fact that he doesn’t lash out at George for this crash that definitely could’ve ended his race and instead immediately assume that it wasn’t intentional and that George just didn’t see him. And then proceeds to double down on that after seeing the incident while also saying he doesn’t think George should have gotten a penalty 😳

I have not seen the article where George says that omg pls send. But there was just like a long stretch of races where you can see like oh they genuinely hang out and seem to actually enjoy each other presence.

George breaking his neck on the Hungary school bus trynna talk to Max and Carlos.

Zandvoort. Everything about it. Max filming George. The post quali and Thursday press conferences. George just ramabling about his summer vacation and Max just listening (which make me so feral it so soft)

Them answering questions on Monza about the Monte Carlo’s Paddle game and George making jokes about Max’s paddle ability’s

Them willing playing paddle together again without DTS

Max’s Singapore radio. (Him asking what happened to George and then double back to ask how George crashed make me insane)

Qatar just in general. The post quali press conference, Max defining George in the cool down room, George making two post about Max WDC (I know what you are 👀)

Qatar and Zandvoort where personal space just doesn’t exist anymore

They have just become so fond of each other and I am desperately begging the racing gods (and fist fighting Toto Wolff) for more Gax podiums next year 😫😫

#my asks #hmm the rambles of a mad women #george/max #gax

[souvenir116]

#hmm #YOU CAN’T SUE ME #this is not a serious post pls #but #everyone has their weaknesses #max verstappen #formula 1 #f1

[oatbugs]

critical thinking not being taught as a skill rly rly has its impact on cultures long term like cultures where the education is based more on memorisarion rather than genuine problem solving/thinking for urself tend to be so clearly different in the way they approach their outlooks towards politics and society etc etc

#i think its quite common in asian cultures unfortunately #like seeing fellow iranians be pro-israel based on The Most Fucked Up inconsistent logic ever is like . hmm :// #why am i shocked . like ofc it would go like this. GET IT TOGETHER OMG #like u of all ppl should know why this is so wrong #ive seen this sorta thing in a bunch of other countries in the continent too like. having no opinion on the genocide is #perfectly ok for so many ppl there and for . FOR WHAT. the reasoning can stand maybe 10 seconds of questioning max #i wish i could just slap everyone awake . shake them by the shoulders and just LOOK !! LISTEN FOR A SECOND !!! U CANT IGNORE THE CARNAGE ! #pls do not interpret this uncharitably btw it def does not apply to everyone and theres so many lovely things abt west asia and et #im iranian i love iranians generally but this js just a massive flaw we need to talk abt as a culture

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

The emperor writes, "How should you be? You should be like a rocky promontory against which the restless surf continually pounds. It stands fast while the churning sea is lulled to sleep at its feet. I hear you say, 'How unlucky that this should happen to me.' But not at all. Perhaps say instead, 'How lucky I am that I am not broken by what has happened and I'm not afraid of what is about to happen.' For the same blow might have struck anyone, but not many who would have absorbed it without capitulation or complaint."

#black sails #james flint #john silver #anne bonny #bs max #bs madi #jack rackham #billy bones #mine #me: hmm yeah i dont particularly have a particular ending re flint that compels me more than the other #like theyre both really sad and miserable just for different reasons so neither compells me #also me: no yeah woodes rogers definitely came back 10 or so years later and took ov #*over again dethroning max and jack died in port royal a la irl history and anne disappeared like thats what happened #⚰️

[wakeupthemembersofbylernation]

All the explicit love triangle imagery on the show (this isn’t even all of the examples):

Bonus: Kaypeace’s brilliant video from 4 years ago

Am I a joke to you?

#byler #will byers #mike wheeler #mike wheeler i know what you are #stranger things love triangle #hmm I wonder what it is in particular about Will/Mike/El that leads you to not see it as a love triangle #can’t quite put my finger on it #also thinking that Dustin stood more of a chance with Max than Will does with his best friend is HILARIOUS #oh I’m sorry I forgot that Mike is Elsexual #which is why he struggled for two seasons to tell El he loves her and needed a romantic pep talk from his platonic bestie to do so #got it #milkvan is the height of romance #and this isn’t a love triangle #no love triangle imagery to see here #just some classic unrequited love #he SAID he and Will were just friends #didn’t you hear him? #the whole roller rink heard him #Mike wheeler the heterosexual king

[radarsmenagerie]

also

#just mash things

part 23

#3x17 #trapper john mcintyre #trapper #hawkeye pierce #hawkeye #mash #m*a*s*h #lines that make you go hmm #max queue klinger

[le-stappen]

Max DNF was the most interesting part about the race, and that says something.

#hmm maybe it is not max winning that makes a race bad? #max verstappen #f1 #formula 1 #australian gp 2024

[athiestpaladin]

the more elmax posts i see, the more im convinced

#i first heard about it and i was like hmm i dont know... #GUYS. BUT GUYS. WHOA #im still rooting for solo el #but it does just make sense #max mayfield #el hopper #elmax #stranger things

[mikesbasementbeets]

the feelings are mutual

#byler #elmax #then el spins again and it lands on max's brother (and points at max) #hmm #mikesbasementbeets posts