#max answers questions

[max--phillips]

Do you think the reason you can’t find a job is because you have no sought after skillsets?

Haha wow anon! :) what an insightful take! And certainly not one that I've been thinking about constantly for years of my life even when I am employed! :)

Definitely not something that's been haunting me after I dropped out of college three (3) times, especially after I went through the gifted and talented programs in grade school where I was told I would be able to go to any college I wanted, and then get any job under the sun! :) Which I totally don't beat myself up about regularly because I never lived up to those expectations, and now work an hourly job knowing full well a huge portion of my peers are now doctoral students or otherwise have flourishing careers! :) (Which, side note, just to break character here, I'm super jazzed for them for that. Seriously. I do not hold any of this against them. I hold all of this against the very broken system I was in. Add on top of that I had ADHD the whole time and didn't get diagnosed until I was 20... yeah.)

And certainly the reason I haven't found a job has nothing to do with the fact that I started this job search barely two weeks ago because that's when I found out the company I work for currently is shutting down, or the fact I've applied to maybe a dozen jobs in total since then. Certainly not.

But yeah, I know for sure that seven years in customer service, thriving in high-pressure fast-paced environments, a wide array of computer and other technology skills, data analysis, route optimization, attention to detail, effective communication, automotive knowledge, and being a very quick learner aren't at all sought after skills. Neither is a CompTIA A+ certification, which I'm working on getting ASAP.

So I guess I should just totally give up and cease to exist, huh anon? :)

Literally what the hell is wrong with you? No sought after skills. Eat my ass. The reason I haven't found a job yet is because I've barely been looking, because I still work for my current employer for another two weeks. Add on top of that the fact that employers love to just post jobs and not actually respond to any applicants, then cry about how "no one wants to work," I know full well this is going to take some time. I hope when you find yourself in this situation at some point in your life, you have the sought after skills to find a job in less than two weeks. Fuck off.

#max answers questions #tori answers questions #anonymous

[spacegay-official]

Was that sarcasm or do you really not know the BTS of Aragorn kicking the orc's helmet?

I really don’t 😭 I haven’t seen any of the movies (I know, I know, it’s not a conscious choice, I’m sure they’re great) and know exactly fuck all about them so

#tori answers questions #max answers questions #deafspacecowboy

[spacegaynsfw]

Ok so I’m a big ol lesbian but before I realized I was, I slept with a fuckton of guys and I just had a dream about THE BEST guy I had sex with and now I’m horny and missing him. His dick was actually perfect- 7inches, little bit curved and he KNEW how to use it. And he ate pussy for his pleasure, just absolutely messy and perfect and amazing and god missing him is making me question everything lmao

Tbh it do be like that sometimes . I will say tho, you don’t have to question ur sexuality unless you really want to lmao like, you can have sex, even really really good sex, with a dude and be a lesbian the whole time. Sex is just a fun cool thing that feels good that people do with each other, it doesn’t have to be anything more than that (although obviously it can be!) But yeah I think missing someone who clearly made you feel good is valid as hell no matter the situation fkvjdbdjddj

#tori answers questions #max answers questions #anonymous

[countingstars-17]

Q: "Question to Max and Charles. You had incidents with each other but you always came out debriefing and talking even more. Is that a testimony of the bond over the years of racing you've done with each other?"

Max: "I had to steer a bit left at the start. We had a little moment. I explained to Charles what happened and it would also be the debriefing. I think it's something we do naturally. We did that already from back in the day in go karting. So it's nice when you had fun race and you have some battles. There's always something to talk about."

Charles: "Yeah exactly. But I think the debriefs we had back in the day were a bit more tense!".

Max: "Just an incHident!"

Charles: "Yeah [laughs]. But now we are a bit calmer and we grew up together. I know Max very very well as a driver. [...] We had fun and we spoke about it. He explained the situation and it was fine."

#the question and the answers deserve to be fully transcribed! #charles leclerc #max verstappen #f1 #formula 1 #lestappen #las vegas gp 2023

[yesloulou]

when ur murderous puppy dog of an ex-boyf defends ur honor or something

#do you feel favored by him daniel #daniel ricciardo #max verstappen #f1 #maxiel #* #** #hungarian gp 2023 #max getting very agitated in first gif 😵‍💫 #imagine you're daniel getting ready to answer a stupid and inflammatory question and then your #(friend? colleague? ex-teammate? the one that got away?) interrupts and calls them out for you #something something realizing you'll never have to be alone

[sharlleglerg]

#feel sorry for everyone in the press conference room #like they talk nonstop when lewis answered questions #the journalists had to call them twice to get their attention #and once they put down the mic immediately started to talk again #they should make a banner saying get a fucking room! #fia should fine them for not paying respect to 7x wdc the host and the media #charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #f1 #mexican gp 2023

[rickybaby]

‣ Max holds the 100% reply rate to a middle-of-the-night text from him. And most probably George would text back as well

‣ Lando most likely to leave him on read

‣ Nico Hulkenberg would hate to be stuck with Daniel in a lift. Like no shit

‣ Witty banter: Lando. And also Fernando (whatever has been going awn there since testing)

‣ Jack is apparently the one who changed his phone number recently. And definitely not him ‼️

‣ Most likely to get along with his parents: apparently Lando with his Dad (even though it must be noted the answer is based purely on more recent teammates)

#had to stop himself to give only one answer to some of the questions 😌 #has to throw people off the scent #but also can we talk about the whole daniel-max-george-scotty square?? or more likely branches?? #none of these three would fuck with the other. especially not max and george but yet #but yet they would most probably learn to co-exist just to be in the daniel ricciardo web #daniel ricciardo #aus gp 2024

[lanabenikosdoormat]

soloing azteca and khrysalis as an ice type beat

#calamity frost #‘hey mars if you hate ice so much why do you play as one?’ #really awesome question the answer is #*REDACTED* #all my others are trapped in arc 1 and i can’t be asked #i’ve played this game for a decade and i’ve never hit max please don’t rub it in i was too busy loitering #calamity is my girl and she will always be my girl #w101 #wizard101 #wizzy fandom

[robindium]

Steve, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Max: Eddie's in the kitchen.

#stranger things #stranger things incorrect quotes #steve harrington #eddie munson #max mayfield #steddie #top eddie munson #bottom steve harrington #to actually answer steve's question: robin stole it

[stars-n-spice]

Questions TBB Better Fucking Answer Soon:

Where the FUCK is Tech??? Stop fucking giving us hope that he might be C2-X or whatever the fuck. Fucking show us his dead body or give him back to us!

Where the FUCK is Cody?? Huh??? Where did he go??? Only acceptable answer? He's on his way to Tatooine to be with Obi-Wan. You reveal that and all will be forgiven. I promise. Maybe.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH WOLFFE FOR LETTING REX AND THE GANG GET AWAY HUH??? I'M SURE THERE WERE CONSEQUENCES!! WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO GET HIM BACK???

What the fuck is up with Omega. Straight up. What. How. and Why? Same with Emerie. How the fuck did they come to be? Are they trans? yes. next question.

Also why does Emerie get a last name and nobody else does, hm? Why is she Emerie Karr, is that like,, did she choose that or like?? Ok dumb question sure but like,, EXPLAIN HOW AND WHY OR JUST CONFIRM SHE'S TRANS OR SOMETHING C'MON NOW.

SHOW US WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THOSE FUCKING TUBES!

I'm sorry, I'm yelling but I've spent most of this season fucking confused and frustrated.

Where the fuck did the zillo beast go? And when is it going to eat Hemlock and Palpatine?

So...Senator Chuchi and Clone Revolution when?

And like...Cid is just...she's just going to be able to get away with what she did? We're just gonna forget about her? I mean sure, but I really thought they'd bring her back or something.

What the fuck happened to Crosshair on Tatniss? Wait, nevermind, don't tell me, I don't want to know, it'll only make me sad-

WAIT SO LIKE,, DID CROSSHAIR EVER ACTUALLY GET HIS FUCKING CHIP REMOVED OR NOT???

Explain again Hunter's enhanced senses and why the fuck he seems to have lost them in this season.

Also answer why Wrecker is the most perfect man ever? Why did they craft the most wonderful man to exist and then make him not real? You trying to kill me or what?

Feel free to add on because there are only the ones on the top of my head.

#i feel like i have a lot more questions than answers #and that gives me hope that maybe we're getting a new show or something #but like #i shouldn't hold star wars to that kind of standard now should I? #whatever man #no way they're tying this all up in two fucking episodes #god fucking dammit #i mean i'm sure they'll answer most of those things #considering there is only TWO FUCKING EPISODES LEFT #i think you can tell why i'm so on edge #anyways #max's musing #tbb #t #tbb s3 #the bad batch #tbb hunter #tbb echo #tbb wrecker #tbb crosshair #tbb tech #tbb omega #royce hemlock #doctor hemlock #emerie karr #commander wolffe #commander cody #captain rex

[maxielonceagain]

Maxy ❤️

#These follow up questions… 🙄😂 #He will not be tricked into answering your stupid stupid questions… #f1 #formula one #formula 1 #max verstappen

[max--phillips]

rip jesus you would have loved pearl jam

#anon I’m so sorry if this was a specific joke about something & I didn’t get it 😭😭😭😭😭 #if it’s just a general observation then. ok sure I guess?????? #fun fact the first concert my parents went to as a couple was a Pearl Jam concert #max answers questions #tori answers questions #anonymous

[spacegay-official]

Wait what the fuck is going on?? I’m not very active in the fandom lately so I’m very out of the loop - or if you don’t want to talk about it (which I totally understand) do you know of anyone who’s posted about what’s happening?

I'm not gonna lie I don't know all the details, all I know is that there was some discussion about tagging fics more accurately/thoroughly, which I did add to that conversation a little bit yesterday in explaining soft Doms vs hard Doms, but beyond that I'm not sure. I know someone did get an anon telling them to kill themself, as for why I don't know, but regardless that shouldn't have happened.

If anyone has an actual rundown of what's going on that'd be cool, but otherwise I'm going to stay out of it beyond saying "be cool to each other what the fuck"

#tori answers questions #max answers questions #anonymous

[spacegaynsfw]

You should share the blog! There’s still a lot of stigma in the community and kinks need to be normalized. This is always a safe space and if anyone calls you problematic the block button is right there

Alright, I think I can handle backlash at this point should it come lol

First of all: I agree! Unfortunately it’s difficult to normalize certain kinks when even stuff that’s pretty basic (like bondage or impact play) is still pretty stigmatized. That said, I think that some folks who are in the kink community need to understand that the shorthand for participating in a kink scene is called “playing” for a reason; it’s all pretend, and the vast majority of people participating have a healthy separation of reality and fantasy. (I won’t say all because like, no community is free from bad apples. That’s just a fact of life.)

With that said. I’m going to put the rest of this post under a cut just in case. BEFORE YOU PROCEED, realize that I’m going to be listing some stuff that I post on this no-longer-secret sideblog, and some of this stuff might be triggering to some people. It is a hard kink blog. In gentler terms, if themes of noncon bother you, definitely do not proceed. If other taboo kinks bother you, definitely do not proceed. If things sometimes referred to as “trauma kinks” bother you, probably don’t proceed. Remember, though, that it’s all fantasy, and even if I post it, that doesn’t mean I condone that kind of behavior irl.

Here we go

This blog comes with a healthy TW for noncon/hard cnc, some kinks that might be considered queerphobic, and themes of incest.

A bit more specifically, you’ll see a lot of stuff about dykebreaking, some misgendering (not a ton of detrans stuff but it is in there), noncon, kidnapping, intox play, incest, age gaps, toxic sorts of relationships, as well as my usual list of stuff.

I definitely recommend reading the pinned post on the blog before you go too far.

If you’re gonna be cool about it and that sounds interesting to you, you can follow me at @spacedykensfw2

#tori answers questions #max answers questions #anonymous #shoutout to the few people who I know already follow both bc u found the secret one first gjrbfjdnfjd

[narumi-gens]

[puts on my business hat]: I can't believe watcher is leaving youtube to create their own streaming service in a market where some of the biggest companies are trying to get out of the streaming business bc they've discovered how unprofitable of a business model it is.

#netflix and amazon both have ads now #warner bros is still recovering from the max launch and trying to merge with paramount plus? #disney just fought off an activist investor whose gripe (of MANY) was about the money sink disney plus turned into #would be super curious to know what VC they got to invest in their platform #also wondering why they didn't try to partner with an already existing streamer #so many questions so few answers #watcher

[cloudysfluffs]

tickling your human host is SO unfair

(ns//fw and/or fetish blogs please dni🙏🙏)

#my art #tickle art #um. i dont know what to say about this #this is EASILY the most self indulgent thing ive ever posted. so much so that i worked THIS HARD and still considered not posting it #might delete later :pensive: #but you guys SAID YOU WANTED SA//M AND MA//X ART!!!!!!!!! bet you didnt think itd be about this guy huh #im gonna be real with you all papier///waite is just my favorite character Of All Time. easily #why? dont ask questions. just look at him #SPOILERS for tdp obviously #but the first time me n rocket played 304 together #and we saw the reveal of. THESE GUYS. #we both paused the game and went 'HMMMMMMMMMM' out loud #because we both thought the SAME THING. #honestly summoning a tentacle god is lee behavior. whats he gonna use those for? wrecking you? #the answer is yes #imagine being ticklish and also being a lee and accidently fusing with your Favorite God #and he can READ YOUR MND. and picks up on being a ler SO fast. #THATS BEEN THIS GUY'S LIFE FOR 100 YEARS #sam and max the devils playhouse spoilers #sam and max tickle #anyway. *closes eyes for the last time*