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I am very fortunate in that I live in a pretty diverse community, come from a pretty diverse community, and my job has a pretty diverse clientele. And one of the delights of my job is getting to talk to kids who are translating for their parents and getting the opportunity to treat them like a peer . Like yeah I know you’re calling with your mom’s credit card to update your payment method for her, but as far as I’m concerned, this is your instrument anyway, so it’s your account. I don’t care that you’re in fifth grade. I’m gonna treat you like a grown up.

#within reason anyway like I’m not gonna spring anything complicated on them #but I will gladly make small talk and ask them about their instrument and if they’re enjoying it so far #and take them seriously! is the thing #anyway #max says things #tori says things #tori suffers under capitalism #except not suffering this time

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A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

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i support mpreg but more importantly i support mabortion

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Will never get over this

#this applies to everyone in friends tbh #<- prev tags real

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Columbia is unhousing students of color after suspending them:

#jesus christ

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ARGENTINA

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strange way of life (2023)

#pedro pascal #strange way of life #Silva

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I've seen several sites mention this, it's real.

Do not make the MISTAKE of thinking you need to put your side forward. The Guardian is transphobic as fuck, and will twist your words. DO NOT ENGAGE.

By the way, this is in the aftermath of the Cass Report, and the goal will be to make Trans DIY something that needs to be regulated or stamped out. DO NOT ENGAGE.

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she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.

#cute #dogs #cats #video #I love this video

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The /gardening subreddit is actually full of hippie anti-plastic anti-lawn freaks (affectionate) and I find it enjoyable and I saw a nine-word horror story I thought tumblr would enjoy

The emotion in this photo

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COMN FANFIC WRITERS !!

#noted

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scientists are working hard to hatch a new emperor jurassic park style

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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English added by me :)

#video #this lady is hysterical