#mammonincorrect

[incorrect-obeyme]

Mammon, laying on the floor, drunk: MC is so cute I wanna marry them one day.

MC, giggling as they record him: You wanna marry MC?

Mammon, rolls around on the floor: One day I will! You'll see!

MC, smiling: I'm sure they would say yes.

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[wowsnowwhitewell]

Elly: Mammon, eu PRECISO de um espaço-

Mammon:

*𝗠𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗿* V-V-Você está terminando c-coMIGO?!?!?*!%#¥×&+;?@,@&!^@£#£+€E-EU-

Elly: Não anta redonda, é que eu tô prestes a cair da cama! Desencosta diabo! ArREDA-

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Elly: Mammon, I NEED a space-

Mammon:

*𝗠𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗿𝘆* Are y-y-you breaking up w-withMEEE?!?!?*!%#¥×&+;?@,@&!^@£#£+€ I-I–

Elly: No tapir, it's just that I'm about to fall out of bed! Take off the devil, baCK ofF-

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(ps: Elly sou eu na minha dr de OM-)

(ps: Elly it's me in my OM dr-)

<3

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Mammon: Yo, I need your advice on something Satan: Like you'll take it. Mammon: I take your advice! Satan: *raises eyebrow* Mammon: ...occasionally

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Mammon: [has another bad and dangerous idea]

Lucifer, waking up in cold sweat: something is wrong.

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Belphie: Shut the hell up Mammon Mammon:…I didn’t say anything Solomon: But you were thinking

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[incorrect-obeyme]

MC, fresh in the Devildom and literally a sheep because apparently that's canon somehow: Can somebody please explain to me what the fuck just happened?

Mammon, Levi, and probably Diavolo all catching mild feels simply by hearing their voice:

Levi: is it wrong to simp for a sheep?

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Luke: Simeon, am I ugly?

Simeon: What nonsense! I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful angel in the world!

*meanwhile*

Mammon: Lucifer, am I ugly?

Lucifer: Very much.

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Doctor: I have the results of your blood test.

Doctor: B.

Mammon: [slides over a pile of grimm] how about we bump that grade up so that lucifer doesn't kill me?

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Mammon: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I’m yours.

MC: 3 words, 8 letters.

Mammon, starts crying: …you know me so well.

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Mammon: *talks about MC at 2 AM in the morning*

Mammon: *sighs* they could kill me and i'd thank them

Belphie: *tired of hearing this for the millionth time*

Belphie: you know, i'd thank them too.

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Lucifer: Say one more word I dare you

Mammon: ”One More Word”

Lucifer: ...

MC, whispering to Solomon: Should we run?

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Levi: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Mammon: I'm as sure as I am honest!

Satan: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Mammon: [rolls down the car window]

Mammon: what seems to be the problem, officer?

Cop: get the FUCK out of my car

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Mammon: MC just texted me! I need flirting tips!

Asmo: Try a compliment! Something about how they smell or about their eyes maybe.

Mammon: Alright!

Mammon, texting: “Your eyes smell nice”

Asmo:...

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Asmo: What is the hardest thing to say?

Belphie: I was wrong.

Lucifer: I need help.

Mammon: Worcestershire sauce

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[incorrect-obeyme]

MC: Mammon, I need some space.

Mammon: ...

Mammon: [Is about to cry] Are you breaking up with me?

MC: No, I'm about to fall off the bed, move over.

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