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Lucifer: What are you writing? MC: Diavolo wants to know what kind of dangerous weapons we have in the house. I’m letting him know it’s private information Satan, looking over MC’s shoulder: This just says ‘fuck around and find out’ in calligraphy.

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[leahlijake-equality]

Okay obey me book(s) idea please this isn't an ask this is my idea and I'm planning to do it

Don't get on my back for bad grammar and no periods or commas I did this for fun and didn't wanna go tho it or perfected it I'm not a good writer but here will go I guess

(Book 1)Basically self-insert but if I died went back in time and God was like hell or heaven and me being me chose hell and Diavolo was like here boys take care of her so they did (cuz Lucy) first it was like a chore and then it was like I love this kid baby sister.

Then a few years later(2nd book) Exchange Program starts 1 Female oc and 1 Male oc(Solomon is still there don't worry I just couldn't pick one)and all that happened brothers do not love them they are all just friends not a dating sim well not yet

Lessons 1-20 will not change some future event will be different and then we will go off the rails ending of book 2 will join into another book following Male oc's family(book for that will be made after 1st year in Devildom)

(Book 3) Will be the brothers Simeon Solomon Raphael and Barbatos falling in love~ at this time Diavolo's love life is mentioned but I won't say that much as it's a major spoiler for the 1st and 2nd book at this time it's less a self-insert and more a dating sim again book 3 will be funny mostly about love some drama cuz these boys have issues let's be real

(Book 4) Will be more violent Solomon's and Simeon's lover brings something to the Devildom and Celestial realm(on accident they are a good person trust me) what they bring has some past with the brothers not gonna say to much tho ending will be like a fairytail ending all happy until the doom of children with the Final book?(maybe one more)and by doom of course children are fun and everything until the mess with the timeline and almost f-up their entire universe but haha that's the end

I don't know why I did this

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[wowsnowwhitewell]

Elly: Mammon, eu PRECISO de um espaço-

Mammon:

*𝗠𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗿* V-V-Você está terminando c-coMIGO?!?!?*!%#¥×&+;?@,@&!^@£#£+€E-EU-

Elly: Não anta redonda, é que eu tô prestes a cair da cama! Desencosta diabo! ArREDA-

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Elly: Mammon, I NEED a space-

Mammon:

*𝗠𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗿𝘆* Are y-y-you breaking up w-withMEEE?!?!?*!%#¥×&+;?@,@&!^@£#£+€ I-I–

Elly: No tapir, it's just that I'm about to fall out of bed! Take off the devil, baCK ofF-

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(ps: Elly sou eu na minha dr de OM-)

(ps: Elly it's me in my OM dr-)

<3

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Mammon, laying on the floor, drunk: MC is so cute I wanna marry them one day.

MC, giggling as they record him: You wanna marry MC?

Mammon, rolls around on the floor: One day I will! You'll see!

MC, smiling: I'm sure they would say yes.

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Mammon: Yo, I need your advice on something Satan: Like you'll take it. Mammon: I take your advice! Satan: *raises eyebrow* Mammon: ...occasionally

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Levi: So... I went through an entire character arc this week. Levi: FYI, I became more evil if you're curious. Asmo: Don't worry, the week isn't over yet. There's still time for a redemption arc if you're worried! Levi: Well now I'm just going to get worse on purpose.

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Mammon: [has another bad and dangerous idea]

Lucifer, waking up in cold sweat: something is wrong.

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Belphie: Shut the hell up Mammon Mammon:…I didn’t say anything Solomon: But you were thinking

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MC, fresh in the Devildom and literally a sheep because apparently that's canon somehow: Can somebody please explain to me what the fuck just happened?

Mammon, Levi, and probably Diavolo all catching mild feels simply by hearing their voice:

Levi: is it wrong to simp for a sheep?

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[incorrect-obeyme]

MC: May I sit there?

Lucifer: That's my lap.

MC: That doesn't answer my question

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Luke: Simeon, am I ugly?

Simeon: What nonsense! I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful angel in the world!

*meanwhile*

Mammon: Lucifer, am I ugly?

Lucifer: Very much.

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Doctor: I have the results of your blood test.

Doctor: B.

Mammon: [slides over a pile of grimm] how about we bump that grade up so that lucifer doesn't kill me?

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Mammon: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I’m yours.

MC: 3 words, 8 letters.

Mammon, starts crying: …you know me so well.

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Mammon: *talks about MC at 2 AM in the morning*

Mammon: *sighs* they could kill me and i'd thank them

Belphie: *tired of hearing this for the millionth time*

Belphie: you know, i'd thank them too.

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Asmo: oh come on belphie, I wasn't THAT drunk!

Belphie: ...

Belphie: you tired to color my face with a bunch of highlighters because you said I was really important

Asmo: but you are silly!

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Satan: What do you think Diavolo will do for a distraction?

Belphie: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Belphie: ... or he could do that.

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