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Belphie: Shut the hell up Mammon Mammon:…I didn’t say anything Solomon: But you were thinking

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Mammon: *talks about MC at 2 AM in the morning*

Mammon: *sighs* they could kill me and i'd thank them

Belphie: *tired of hearing this for the millionth time*

Belphie: you know, i'd thank them too.

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Asmo: oh come on belphie, I wasn't THAT drunk!

Belphie: ...

Belphie: you tired to color my face with a bunch of highlighters because you said I was really important

Asmo: but you are silly!

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Satan: What do you think Diavolo will do for a distraction?

Belphie: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Belphie: ... or he could do that.

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Satan and Belphie: We can explain.

Lucifer: Can you?

Satan: If you give us thirty seconds to think of a lie, yes.

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Asmo: What is the hardest thing to say?

Belphie: I was wrong.

Lucifer: I need help.

Mammon: Worcestershire sauce

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Belphie: can you tuck me in?

Satan: ?

Satan: you handed me a shovel?

Belphie: yeah, just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can, thanks.

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Lucifer: Satan, why were you up yesterday until 3 am?

Satan: Wait, how did you know I was up until 3 am?

Belphie: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Lucifer: good morning

Belphie: good morning

Levi: good morning

Satan: you all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up a bit?

Mammon: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS-

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Belphie: Nothing in life is free.

Asmo: Love is free!

Levi: Adventure (in games) are free.

Satan: Knowledge is free.

Mammon: Everything is free if ya take it without payin'!

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Satan: Santa claus isn’t real.

Belphie: Grow up. It’s sad.

MC: Babe we’re the ones buying you presents every year-

Mammon: NO YOURE WRONG- WHY WOULD SOMEONE ELSE EAT HIS COOKIES AND MILK?

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Satan: Why do you guys like being in the rain?

Luke: I like splashing in the puddles!

Belphie: I’m trying to get hit by lightning

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Lucifer, lecturing Mammon: Diavolo will not be pleased about this Mammon. Explain.

Mammon: I ain't gonna tell ya!

Lucifer: TELL ME WHY-

Asmo, breaks down Lucifer's door: AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HEARTACHE

Satan: TELL ME WHY

Levi: AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A MISTAKE

Belphie: TELL ME WHY

Beel: I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY

Diavolo: I WANT IT THAT WAY~

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[incorrect-obeyme]

[Belphie as a doctor]

Belphie: What seems to be the problem today?

Patient: It hurts when I do this

Belphie: then dont do that

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Lucifer: What are you two doing here? You're not suppose to be here.

Belphie: Not to worry. We have a permit. Satan, show him.

Lucifer: This just says, "I can do whatever the hell I want."

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Behlpie: We're back.

Belphie: Beel was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Beel: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Belphie: Beel, you ate the menu and food signs there.

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