#magic pretzel

[nguyenfinity]

Happy Pride here’s one of the funniest jokes I’ve ever made

#magic pretzel #comic #aged 2022 #some jokes get old to me but this one. this one is special #i don't remember if i've posted it before and i could probably check but it's just so dear to me

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

#good omens #gos2 #season 2 #s2 not plot #magic peach #giant pretzel #😒

[musubiki]

new npc: madam springs, master of all-natural healing practices

#the cat witchs guild #the misc adventures of mochi and lime #madam springs #art #ocs #original #tcwg #tmaomal #semi-cryptid #all purpose healer #insane capabilities and non magic #shes NOT timeskip exclusive. #shed whack people with that stick #or push one specific pressure point and they twist up like a pretzel #another dont-mess-with-this-npc character #not as horrifying in nature as the merchant but i personally would not want to fight her #has a beef with mochis grandma

[fullcravings]

Oatmeal Cookie Magic Bars

#oatmeal #cookie bars #magic bars #magic #bars #food #cookies #dessert #baking #kids #pretzel #chocolate chip #brown sugar #sweet and salty #nuts #oats #condensed milk #peanut #peanuts #halfbakedharvest

[ayjaydraws]

I’m not really into mlp anymore but I still like designing ponies now and then.

#Ayjaydraws #mlp #my little pony #pretzel #pretzel pony #her name is pretzel salt #oc #pony oc #original character #mlp oc pony #mlp friendship is magic #mlp art #mlp fim #mlp oc #mlp g4 #mlp fandom #mlp fan art

[terapsina]

Question of the hour. Can someone figure out what my shipping type is through ten of my all time favorite OTPs?

I ask because I can't.

1. Swan Queen.

Enemies to Friends to Lovers. Angst. The Evil Queen and the Savior. Divorced Moms Feeling. Co-parenting their kid plus town. Battle Couple. Obsessed With Each Other's Happy Ending.

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2. Elejah.

Tragically Opposite Sides. Mirrors of Each Other. Loyalty. Family. Betrayal. Humanity. Mutual Respect. Regret. Cruelty. Inherent Understanding of What Makes The Other Tick. Full of Weirdly Reciprocated Awe. Casually Dropping 'Always and Forever' in Basically a Love Letter.

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3. Pardison.

Utterly Fluffy. Sweet. Friends to Lovers. The Hacker and the Thief. Each Other's Safe Space. Good Communication. Rock-solid Foundation. Completely Without Problematic Aspects and Yet Extremely Interesting.

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4. Hizzie.

Enemies to Friends to Enemies to Friends to Lovers. Squabbling Like an Old Married Couple. Bitches Against The World. But Also Very Soft. Actually Kinda Obsessed With Each Other. Would Kill For Each Other. Would Also Occasionally Want to Murder Each Other. Right Person, Wrong Time. More Romantic Than They Think They Are. Multiple Jealousy Scenes.

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5. Bellarke.

The Sloooooowest of Burns. The Head and The Heart. Everyone Including Their Friends, Their Families, Their Antagonists and Their Separate Love Interests Sees It. Completely In Love With Each Other. Being Apart Breaks Them. Each Other's Weak Spot. Also Each Other's Strength. Absolute Idiots. Not Actually Unrequited.

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6. Graylora.

My Newest Babes. The Prince Turned Mage and the Destined Empress. Initially Unrequited. Friends to Future Lovers. Inspire Hope in Each Other. Find Strength Through The Other's Faith. Awkward Turtleducks. Seeking Purpose and Fearing Destiny. Torn Apart and Longing To Reunite. Tragic "Death" Scene and Savage Vengeful Reaction.

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7. Clizzy.

Tactile Agony. No But Seriously So Much Touching. Meet-cute Head Bump. Constant Overt Flirting. BFFs to lovers. Falling For Her Brother's Girlfriend. More Chemistry Than The Canon Wants to Allow. Delicious Vibes Of Undercurrent Longing. Just Kiss You Fools.

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8. Spuffy.

Enemies to Reluctant Allies to Squabbling Children to Nearly Frenemies to Almost Friends to Doomed Lovers to Actual Friends to Lovers. They're a Comedy. They're a Tragedy. They Don't Work and Yet They Do. They're a Rollercoaster of Pain. They Can Be Alone Together. They Trusted Each Other Even Back Before They Liked Each Other. They've Seen The Best and The Worst Of Each Other. No Other Ship Has Hurt Me As Much as This One. The Slayer and The Vampire Who Got His Soul For Her.

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9. Kahlan/Cara.

The Mother Confessor and The Mord Sith. Reluctant Allies to Enemies to Friends to Lovers. The Confessor Who Chose to Spare Her Sister's Killer. And The Trained Killer Who Couldn't Make Herself Kill The Confessor Even To Save Her. Even Though She Has Magic Resurrection Powers. TWICE. Sexual Tension Oozing Through The Screen. Kahlan Wouldn't Be Able to Confess Cara Either, Fight Me.

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10. Green Queens.

Two Sociopathic Queens In Love. Would Totally Enslave The Galaxy If Their Families Didn't Hit Them Over The Heads With Rolled Up Newspapers and Say 'NO! BAD QUEENS! No family dinners for you'. Would Do Cold Blooded Slaughter For Each Other. Kinda Have Actually. Sharing Immortality Because What's The Point of Living Forever if They're Not Together.

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So that's it. Ten of my favorite ships. Do they have a common element? I don't know, I'VE certainly never been able to identify one.

#swan queen #elejah #pardison #hizzie #bellarke #graylora #clizzy #spuffy #kahlan x cara #kendry x aneela #green queens #shipping #otp: the only magic strong enough #otp: i remember reading that in a letter once #otp: pretzels #otp: we're in this 'til the bitter end #otp: the head and the heart #otp: desire really is the most exquisite agony #otp: with a body like yours everything's your color #otp: because she believes in me #otp: stop pretending my life means as much as yours #otp: you're my tether #actually wrote this whole thing because i was bored and felt like cruising through all the pretty pretty edits #terapsina rambles #terapsina's shipping rambles

[pekopakopi]

This is an idea I've had in my mind for a while now: Magical Girl Wand pretzel & cookie dessert! I think it's cute! #pretzel #cookie #magicalgirl #cute #art #cuteart

#pretzel #cookie #magical girl #cute #art #cute art

[fuzzbyroo]

Pretzel playing with fire again

#Pretzel #Fox #Vulpin #Vulpine #DnD #Dungeons and dragons #Sorcerer #Fire #Spell #Magic #Furry #Furry art

[yulogica]

Holiday Designs for the dessert-based magical girl/boy Sweetical cs by ScarletDestiney

Pretzel Reindeer Cookie belongs to PawzIchigo

Holly Jello Shot belongs to AkunoAkrisuma

Christmas Jello Ring belongs to AkunoKarisuma

Christmas Tree Lollipop belongs to timshel.

#sweetical #sweeticals #closedspecies #character deisgn #character reference #refsheets #dessert #sweets #gijinka #humanization #magical girl #magical boy #mahou shoujo #mahou shonen #christmas #holiday #jello #pretzel #candy

[therealjammy]

Something I've realized is it's really hard to talk about writing to people who aren't writers, and I know it's probably completely idiotic of me to get frustrated with them, but I do

#personal #writing things #this came about because i was trying to explain to the woman i'm talking to that intimate scenes in fiction #aren't usually meant to reflect how sex would go in real life #there's a whole spiel about this but i'm too tired and emotionally exhausted to try to explain any further #but also trying to explain certain literary choices is just as hard; or anything about my craft really! #oftentimes it feels like a magic only a select few are privy to and trying to explain how it works to someone #who does a different type of magic just makes my brain stall and twist into a goddamn pretzel

[artcalledcinema]

My America Movies America : Imagine the World without Her American Assassin American Gangster American Honey ( tattoo ) American Hustle American Made American Me American President ( the ) American Skin American Sniper American Ultra An American Pickle An Inconvenient Sequel An inconvenient Truth An Interview with God From then on it don’t work well Convey, give up the prior Amazing Spider Man ( thee ) Amazing Grace Amadeus ( DirectorsCut ) Alpha Dog Alpha Along with the Gods : The Two Worlds Along with the Gods : The Last 49 Days Aloft All the Money in the World All Is Lost Alive Alita : Battle Angel I can Cirque Du Soleil : Worlds Away Clockwork Orange Can’t rhyme anymore CowBoys vs Aliens ( Ext Ed ) The Crow The Crow : City Of Angels Is a new letter needed I can take you on adventures and sadness thrilling explorations the drama Need to cry feel in thrived It was said already I can take you there Watch up first get acquainted Let me take you in places of movies I can scare you too Trip you out also Looking for viewers I can review too also Hold my hand now Let me take you And you two also Gather around We Are Watching A Movie !

#wordsbymm #artcalledcinema #cinema #movie magic #gather around my #reviews #let me take you there #in musicals also #nature docs & such #I’m writing for you from within #still have more to share #let’s conversate #movies #popcorn soda candy #America added all others add ins #nachos #pretzels hotdogs #ice cream lets gather any and all any eyes #of all kinds #just like the movies #we can add cgi AI for screen writing also #it’s up to us #AI realming #who writes some lately movies #????????

[romancemoon]

✨❝bossa.❞ 🌙 bram & vi.

✨ @werebull​ vi would find this sexy like an anime rivalry if it weren’t genuinely upsetting, but he’s genuinely upset so here we are. ( source. )

❝That isn't even a good enough excuse! Sure, whatever. Like, fine. You're fond of my parents. I don't care. Everyone's kind of fond of them. What’s super annoying is when others rope me up in their bullshit by chatting me up when I don't want them to. Which is what you're doing. I try to keep my distance from you. Leave me alone. All you do is treat me like I’m five and then disrespect me to my face. Other people might put up with your shit because you play capitalism really well, but I won’t.❞ He wouldn’t have much of a problem if Bram didn’t speak to him in an antagonizing way every single time he opened his mouth. And, yes, Virote could easily handle being antagonized.

What he couldn’t handle was being prodded on the regular. Speak down on him once or twice, he’d take it like a big boy. But, Bram’s level of condescending and how it was perpetual tipped him over the edge of the canyon. Virote was irritated. He didn’t give a fuck if Bram didn’t like art or charity or being a halfway decent person. What he gave a fuck about was how Bram made this known without letting up.

Virote took his wine glass and side-stepped a few inches before turning his head to catch eye-contact with Bram. He wasn’t very happy. Even the Japanese bossa nova his father picked for his little rooftop, sunset evening soiree couldn’t quell how sour he felt. Bram really did have some nerve. ❝Just... I dunno. Go. Please. I've been patient since papa thinks you’re cool or whatever the fuck, but I'm not sure if I can handle you being an asshole to me. Not today.❞

#( 🌙 MAIN! IT'S YOUR LOCAL MAGICAL BOY & DEMIGOD. ✨ ) #werebull #/ bram ur lucky vi hasnt tried to twist u like a pretzel.

[bittersweetblasphemy]

spent the last day upgrading my mask and it looks so bitchin i really cant wait to take pics with it

however i must because i have become a human shrimp and my hands are covered in paint and glue

#maybe when my spine ceases to be a pretzel #*waves* hi im still here sorta #im still better but now i am avoiding internet bc i am def not going to meet my Halloween goal and i am ashamed #Flame p5 literally just needs edits to post #but brain said no we are sculpting today because our fancy magic boxes are making us upset #even tho i already saw this coming and warned yall #im working on not being upset at myself for fucking up yet another writing goal

[fullcravings]

Seven Layer Magic Cookie Bars with Pretzels

#7 layer #magic bars #cookie bars #pretzel #food #dessert #nuts #coconut #chocolate #recipe #sweet and salty #cookies #bars #alpineella

[collegeoflore]

extremely funny that xar has been diagnosed hairless by this broken mod. who is waxing their hole for them on the road.

#like i’m sure they have a wonderful waxing lady back in the gate but are they rly out here contorted like a pretzel #in front of the magic mirror just. trying their best? #very funny mental image. #yeah this can go in the tag #oc. xarrai #z plays bg3

[srath-farath]

Magic Wands Recipe Make edible magic wands with this recipe and conjure up some Halloween fun!

#recipe #magic wands recipe #coat #package pretzel rods #container #way #sprinkles