#made my jaw drop

[lovedaisy02]

Jiro: I am a vampire over 100 years old with power you can only imagine--

Mimiko: You aint shit

#made my jaw drop #BIG TIME #mimiko is a power bisexual #Cassa threatened her and she was: yeah kinda scary but im into it #black blood brothers #bbb anime #bbb #jiro mochizuki #jirou mochizuki #silver blade #Mimiko Katsuragi #she tells him OFF OFF

[maicrowave]

you know, i thought dan and phil setting boundaries in 2014 was protecting them from us but i failed to acknowledge how much it was protecting us from them

#holy fuck the instagram post #dan and phil #dnp #what is happening #daniel howell #dan howell #amazingphil #dapg #i just made such a serious text post about boundaries and they fuckin kool aid man smashed them from their end #be so fucking forreal my jaw actually dropped #mine

[maarriiii]

When I get morning delulu I always think about the idea of Jason giving you an early morning back massage. His big strong hands rubbing circles into your soft skin and muscle, causing you to moan into the pillow. It's not his fault he ends up getting hard, grinding against your sweet ass as one hand slides down to your clit making you moan louder. Hell, not even three minutes later he's pounding you harder and harder into his sheets.

The thought comforts me every morning fr fr.

I AM SCREAMING I AM FERAL ANON I WILL BE THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR DAYS!!!

mdni!!!

okay so maybe you workout the previous day and you're sore all over and jason decided to give you a back massage just because he's an amazing boyfriend (he totally doesn't have any hidden intentions at all)

his hands are so big and firm and he just pressed onto that sore spot very nicely that a moan just slip past your lips and jason's like very hyper aware of the sound now and immediately he feels himself grow hard. He starts pressing your back a little bit hard pulling out more moans from you and that point he just pressed himself against your ass and now you're moaning not just because of his hands.

the next thing you know your shorts/sweatpants was pulled down and jason starts thrusting his hips, pulling your ass up with one hand on your hips and the other rubbing your clit vigorously and all you could feel now is jason stretching and filling you up so deliciously, hitting that spot inside that just makes you drool and mewl, and his fingers rubbing so harsh, it makes your toes curled and your fingers clutched against the pillow.

and by the time both of you were done, let's just say you were sore for a completely different reason now

#anon #ANON #genuinely you've made my day #the first time i saw this i was like OH MY GOD #my jaw dropped #like im not even kidding #thank you for the bottom of my dead heart <333 #sent me one if you have another #plsss #anon answered #anon ask #maarriiii talks #jason todd #red hood #jason todd x reader #red hood x reader

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

Hello! Since you talked about your ethan ships, I wanted to know your opinion on the ethan x miranda ship.

It's not very common, but aside from memes, (and before dlc came out) I saw a lot of comments saying they should have shared custody of Rose

NO????????????????????????????????????

(ddont send hate to op im sure this is a inncocent question but this ship is horrible and so is the custody hc 😭)

#miranda does not get to share custody of rose #be fr #ethan get behind me #miranda doesnt suddenly get custody of rose just because she misses eva #that woman needs to stay away from the winters #im actually appalled #miranda literally made clones of rosemary and had them killed #i need u to be so real rn #that woman is horrible and she needed to die #the way my jaw dropped when i saw this ask

[blorbocedes]

nico explaining about after Bahrain 14 he told the press how it was the most fun he had racing, while actually being pissed as hell losing to lewis, and listening to charl this weekend talking about how much fun he had losing to carlos in Monza, he wondered if he's "pulling a nico."

and considering all the shady tweet likes between charlos now, we can safely say he was correct 🤭😁

#the baku lore drop made my jaw drop a little #cause it WAS that fun for lewis. #cuntress of Monaco #nico Rosberg #Monza 2023 #charlos divorce era

[rougepancake]

Hii! I was wondering if you could do a ‘stuck in the laundry machine’ scenario with Sabito x fem Reader? Thank you!! I’ve looked throughout your page and it’s great I love the explicit details!!

Stuck

Sabito x Afab!reader

Warnings: Bestie you get stuck in a dryer- Anyways- fingering, dub-con, slight degration (?), orgasm denial. Porn without the plot. Sabito is a bit of an ass. Minors and ageless blogs dni. All characters are legal dw.

Summary: You’re working on getting your laundry out of the dryer, but as you go to reach for the sock that’s stuck to the back, you realize there’s no escape. And you’re too embarrassed to call your boyfriend for help.

“Shit.” You sighed, giving up your attempts to free yourself from the dryer’s clutches. Who would’ve guessed that your dryer was as deep as it was? You sure as hell wouldn’t have that’s for sure.

You squirmed around some more, giving up once again when you hit your head on the side. “Ow- fUcK!”

Just then, you heard footsteps approaching you. “Hey babe are you o- OH MY GOD AHAHA!!!” Your caring boyfriend laughed loudly, mocking you for getting stuck in such a place. “How did you even manage that?!”

“I don’t wanna talk about it…” You mumbled, your face heating up.

“Imagine~” Sabito teased, leaning against the dryer so he could see your ass better.

You felt his eyes on you and begun kicking your legs wildly. “Quit staring! Are you gonna help me or not asshole?!” You heard him chuckle from behind you, then you felt his hands on your ass.

“Hold up babe… I wanna try something…” You could feel one of his hands move towards the hem of your shorts, slipping his fingers past it in an attempt to tease you further.

“Oh wow~ No underwear today hm?” He pulled down your shorts so fast that you barely had any time to protest, leaving you vulnerable. “Look at you, you’re so pretty.”

“You’re such a jerk.” You blushed, placing your hands over your face. “H-Hey!” You shouted as Sabito suddenly spread your legs apart, revealing your dripping cunt.

“Look at that.” You felt his warm breath on your lips, sending shivers throughout your body. “You look delicious…” He chuckled again, pulling his face away from you. “Too bad I’m not hungry.”

“B-But- aH~!” You were interrupted by the sudden feeling of Sabito’s finger sliding past your lips. “G-Give a little warning n-next time!”

“Next time? So you’re telling me you’re gonna get stuck in the dryer again?” He smirked, adding another finger as you squirmed helplessly.

“T-that’s not wHat I meant!” Your voice cracked harshly, followed by a loud moan of pleasure.

“Well what could you mean then, hmm?” He picked up his pace. “If there’s no next time then why say so?” You grinded onto his fingers, moaning hopelessly as your high grew closer and closer.

“S-Sabito~ I-I’m gonna c- ah~!” You whined incredibly loud, tears forming in your eyes. You heard Sabito chuckle again as he stopped moving entirely, pulling his fingers out from you. “P-Please! Babe please!” You cried hopelessly, your high slipping away from you as he sat there.

“Nah.” He smirked. “You can come get some more when you get out of the dryer.”

“W-What?” You panted.

“I can tell that you’re not really stuck, dummy.”

“W-WHAT?? I AM STUCK YOU ASS!”

“Oh shit.” He began to laugh, leaning against the dryer for support. “I can’t believe my genius of a girlfriend got stuck in the dryer!”

“Quit your laughing and help me out of here or else you’re sleeping on the damn couch!” You shouted, kicking your feet in an attempt to make your point.

“Yes ma’am!”

#this request made my jaw drop to the ground #I literally got it at 1am #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #demon slayer imagine #x reader #demon slayer x you #kny smut #kny modern au #sabito smut #sabito x reader #fanfiction #demon slayer fanfic #demon slayer x reader #demon slayer smut #sabito demon slayer #kny sabito #demon slayer sabito #if you know me irl you didnt see this

[theedorksinlove]

SUCCESSION ✗ 2x04 - SAFE ROOM

don’t jump.

#succession #successionedit #successionhbo #succession hbo #arthurpendragonns #ughmerlin #user-clara #tvedit #successiondaily #tuserjord #userairam #cinematography #cinematographyedit #cinematv #kendall roy #jeremy strong #cinematicnomad #*mine #when i tell you my jaw dropped when the last sequence started and i made the connection between that and him being on the roof earlier #good cinematography genuinely makes me insane

[glfry]

I think I hauve covid

#hes . yknow . #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #shuro #dunmeshi shuro #he shouldn’t be into falin he SHOULD BE INTO ME !!!!! AND ONLY ME !!!!!! #also apparently he’s voiced by rice pirate in the Eng version and that was such a jumpscare I had a guttural reaction to it. #i got told ghat the doesn’t keep this look and that made me so sad. what the fuck #let him be disheveled … #my jaw dropped when i saw him #My Ass went 'hottie hot hottie' out loud im not kidding

[brookheimer]

logan “everything i do, i do for my children” roy -> kendall “i’m breaking my back and it’s all for them” roy…….. jesus fucking christ the cycles are not getting stopped and that portal is not getting closed

#succession #succession spoilers #a little heavy handed maybe but hearing that line made my jaw drop literally #logan’s line being from argestes e1s7…. kendall’s line being s4e7…. makes u think…. #kendall roy #100

[lilyharvord]

It’s all: “you could have been my red queen” this and “thief/obviously” that, but WHEN are we going to talk about: “I thought of you in the end, I saw your face in the water.”????? HMMM?! When? When are we going to talk about this?

#red queen #glass sword #kings cage #war storm #marecal #are we really going ignore the most romantic declaration of love ever made by a stupid YA male?? #are we just going to ignore the implications?! #this was the moment I KNEW marecal was end game #no other YA male could ever #like ever come close to this line #my jaw DROPPED #I was even more in love with him #and I’m convince it was the reason mare said eh fuck it and stayed that night #we’re just all going to keep on ignore this line and I hate that #like who do you know in YA that has so casually thrown out the more gut wrenching love declaration?!? #none of them #so get off my bois ass #he was 22 and in LOVE #cal calore #mare barrow

[14crush]

spoilers sorry but HELLO? HI? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN....

#splatoon #side order spoilers #i mean i know what it means but it made my jaw drop anyways

[bfdifan26]

no one is doing object gore like bfdi

#when i saw this my jaw DROPPED #LIKE??? THE WAY THE BARF IS MADE TO LOOK LIKE BLOOD??? DUDDEEEE #SO GOOD #battle for dream island #bfdi #bfb #tpot #bfb four #bfb x #bfb barf bag #uh. yeah it’s her

[skylarbee]

hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it seems like a lot of people still don't know this. ashley reese, who met alex at that pool party and interviewed him like a year ago is treated by the fandom like she's some kind of angel and is very much loved (even though she did nothing special?) when she's... well, I'll let you decide.

she thinks miles is such a bad person that he shouldn't be allowed to have a dog (x)

she very much enjoys him getting a really bad review (x)

she's glad about him not joining am for 505 (x)

she calls out am fans who still like alex and alexa, even though she's the exact same ("when she gets comments like this all the time" girl, you're the one writing similar shit. she has other posts discussing alexa and alex, but they're old, like the ones from the last screenshot) (x, x, x, x, x)

#the first one made me my jaw drop #it just had to be said I'm sick and tired of people supporting her #i heard these rumours of her openly hating on miles about a month ago but i didn't pay them much attention #but it does seem to be very much true #it's also said that she likes tons of comments of people hating on him #+ she loves deloulou... obviously. #(they're both arrogant and self-important ; of course she does) #poor alex was smiling so sweetly too in the photos with her - if only he knew #why did she become so 'famous' in the fandom anyways #i fuck with NO ONE who talks badly about my man. idc who you (think) you are #ashley reese #louise verneuil #alex turner #arctic monkeys #miles kane

[slutnali]

Denalifoxx: 💋 🌹 👠

#Denali foxx #the way my jaw dropped #also utica made the dress like omg the talent

[bumblingbabooshka]

He doesn't but she had her subtle suspicions early on... /lh [Patreon | Commissions]

#Teacher talking to class of boys: And when you come together with your future wife [LOOK TO TUVOK] Or Husband. #Tuvok/T'Pel #Tuvok #T'Pel #aaaaanything at all Tuvok??? #Tuvok has never been pegged. Jaws drop at this news. #bea art tag #voyager #st voy #star trek voyager #I screenshotted this tag bc it made me laugh - I immediately thought of this idea or #Tuvok going to his dad like 'I'm in love with one of my classmates. she is-' and his dad going 'she?????' #comix

[fenrhi]

"TILT is Finn's yandere big brother and also the Final Boss" is the best thing they did in this anime and that's not debatable

#the Apple Reveal made my jaw drop on the floor like this man is so insanely in love with his brother *sighs dreamily* #high card #also rip miss burst :'(